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Lol Atreides, I was wondering when you'll drop ur favourite punchline (what ever fries your dodo )

Lol it's only gross if your briefs are crusted with green mossy stains. However mine look like I hardly wear them . Anyway, I had to stop him washing any more of my wears bc he turns my panties to boxers and my tees to overcoat due to the vigorous way men wash .

Wow I've seen a lot of fresh, good-looking, intelligent and becoming "albino's", but no, could't marry one. They look too delicate and I'd be afraid of bruising him

I do think, mr brownjay, that I possess more intelligence than you give me credit for. You brought yourself to my notice by "altering" my post - now u say I should face my fellow women. Laugh! Everyone posted sure, but YOU clung to MY views. As to the crime of generalizing, mayhap we are both guilty. Well, I just feel it would be nice if ALL men lose their inhibitions and surprise their partners (whether we deserve it or not ). Meanwhile, I don't really care; all this is just to pass the time, and improve my typing skills on my BB qwerty board .

Lol, you should be above such cheap shots, mr brownjay. I only told you how you come across, ie how I perceive you. If YOU perceive I am "hurting" about the issue; if you feel I am "generalizing" - I assure you I'm neither of these things.

My one point was (and in answer to the topic):

I don't think guys who do these things are fools or that it makes them lesser men. Other "men" should thus not condemn them just bc they can never do such. What's the harm in it anyway?

Pple who know me personally know I'm the most independent, non-mushy person on earth. But if my man wants to be mushy, wants to be all romantic, I won't think less of him for that. I will appreciate and applaud me. This is what differs me from all those other "ladies" you've obviously been with (no offence, lol).

Thanks sir but failure, whether in relationships or in life, has never been my portion. You, however, come across as the disillusioned sort, who have either never fallen in love - or have simply never fallen for the right girl.

This is why they call it "falling". You have to step down off your high horse, lower yourself to the level that brings you closer to your goal: to find the perfect life partner.

I wish you the best in your search.

Well Zanhnda and Mr brownjay not all men reason upside down like you. It's not about self-esteem nor about what he (the man) hopes to gain. When a man is comfortable in his own manhood and also, is deeply in love, he does stuff without thinking twice - the same stuff other "men" would rather die than do.

Manliness is not all about wearing trousers, my friends. It is in the mind - and most guys are more mentally masculine than all those who "pose" manliness as a facade.

Wow the risk is quite high, and if you can help it, avoid a union with an AS genotype. However, if you truly like the girl go ahead; modern science has many ways of reducing the risks of an SS offspring if the couple acts fast. Take care ok.

You folks don't get it do you?? Guys do stuff because they WANT to. They just DO. For emphasis:

Guys open girl's door bc THEY WANT TO.

Guys carry her bag bc THEY WANT TO!!

Guys kiss her hands and feet bc THEY WANT TO!!!

Guys wash her pant n bra cos THEY WANT TO!!!!

Whether the girl asks/requires it or not -

Whether it's a show of love or not -

Whether the whole outside world thinks he's puzzy-whipped or not -


He does it ALL because HE WANTS TO!!!

(Looks at the dumb-azz topic, cringes and runs to get intel that the MOD is seriously considering deleting the trash of a topic into NL's capacious thread-recycling BIN!!!)

Zandha do your thing as you want am, make others do their thing as they want am. Na you go tell man how to love him woman?? If you like, if you no like, na your PROBLEM BE THAT!!!

Now now aminalib, repeat after me : woooooooooooooosaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

Ok ok aminalib don't cry because I suggested you log off for a week - I know staying from NL that long would be like suicide to you . Now remember, take a deep breath: woooooooosaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

We-ell aminalib, you once gave me some advice remember?? So why can't I reciprocate huh!?

Ok aminalib, but the explanation seemed too watery to me. My advice for YOU: log out, take the week off, and come back when you've cooled down cos you seem uncharacteristically quarrelsome

Hmm aminalib, it's best you heed your own advice; like u once told me, this is just the internet.


As an aside, I trust you know d difference btwn guerrila and gorilla??

Lol @ Dog-sense the unrepentant mongrel who likes sniffing up girls yansh- - - Well, aminalib once gave me the same advice, so I feel compelled to return the favour .







Now be a good dog and go suck ur own dikkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

"No can do??"



(vomits periodically upon mzUglyskunk's bowling-ball head for being so perpetually LAME!!!)

Heyyy aminalib, this is just the internet ok. Take a deep breath: woooooooosaaaaaaah!

Oops ok, then add the fiancee, but tell d gf u added a close family member . You're doing wrong tho', so watch it

Lol @ Op, don't mind MTN, i heard dis magic no. thing is causing more havoc than midnight calls used to do. Imagine a guy you don't like wanting to add u as his magic no. so he can molest you with calls 24/7 .

Anywayz @topic, tell them u already added ur mom/dad/sis as your Magic No.!!!

We-ell koolchicco, that would be unfair.


But wait - this is NAIRAland, not INTERNATIONALand, so funk unfair!!! jk lol

True that, koolchicco. TRUE THAT!!!! heeheeeheee

Hey koolchicco!!! Any "MRS" real or imaginary is definitely auto-disqualified already. Habaaa!!! Lol.

Thanks fstranger for the vote . Now I just need 125000006900000 more signatures and I may be in the running to win the grand prize

Lol@ koolchicco - maybe you should be nominated to handle the elimination process - help me narrow the competition to a manageable level, make we all get equal opportunity to win the title of Mrs Nairaland. . . Oops I mean Mrs Seun .



Jk oooh