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Na wa for all these eligible chicks nominating other eligible chicks . No need for false modesty: you might as well nominate yourself - as I would do - just that I wouldn't want the 222,0000000000 single girls of NL to bite my head OFF

Imagine you walking your darling girlfriend back to her hostel after evening classes . . . . along the breezy, tree-lined campus roads . . . .you reach out and offer to carry her hand bag just because. I mean, you loff her and it just feels right to hold her hefty little bag . She says thank you very sweetly and smiles with girly love as her hand is now free to hold yours as you both skip along. A nice goodnight kiss awaits you somewhere along the line. . . . .

MzD@rkSkin:
[color=#0055bb]ha ha. lame. I learned from the best, ya mammy. [/color]

Shurrrupp!!!

Heheheeheeh. It's scams like these that bought me my Range and got me my fresh little three-bedroom bungalow in Lekki (but on a smallerrrrrrrrr scale )














JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Lol, this guy should have been a business visionary, a Stock Exchange whiz-kid, an IT genius; but he chose the cheap way up .

(Looks around, sees no mods watching)


Harharharharharrrrrrrrrheeeeeeeeeheeeeeeehoooohooooo. . . . .




byyooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk (vomits some more on mzdarkSkunk's martian FOREHEAD).

Roflol

@OP

clap for yourself

@ Woke you might as well ask MzdarkSkunk as she specializes in both :X. RofLol A .

Harharharharheeeeeheeeeee!!

(vomits one more time on MzDarkCUM's platform skull ).

Woah Mr brownjay, don't get defensive like it's a personal attack on you. i said many guys do a lot of things to show they value their babe esp in public. Imagine what pple will think if they see a girl struggling with her bags etc when her guy is right there - and other little things a guy can do to save face. It's not restricted to, but includes, the handbag issue. I notice this trend is common with the younger guys who do it without thinking, but the older bfs feel kinda self-conscious about certain acts of chivalry or pdfs. Na una sabi!

Hot spicy brokoto+ small stout. these my naija pals know good joints hoh(kai pepper dey dis cowleg) lol

Light-skinned girls think they're hot cos YOU males made them think so. So don't complain.

I've seen loads of guys who go the extra mile for their ladies, in public or private; the handbag thing is v.v. common esp if the girl's hands r busy. It's a "status" thing to treat ur babe so good cos pple will think she must be a princess to be treated so nice.

Treat her like crap n pple will regard ur gf as crap.

Cooool!!

Totally feeling the whole Mo Hits gang at d mo

RofLOL

Pls listen to mzdarkCUM cos she knows at least 98% of the NL males and has personally sucked 80% of their Corks ("PUN INTENDED"



harharharhar (laughs so hard and vomits on mzDarkCUM's platform head with its scanty thinning locks )

Lol @ Phate07

Yeah, MzFFF is an ALIEN confirmed!! I mean who else on earth has the forehead of E.T. like MzDarkCUM ??



Hehheeeeheee maroon my sweet honey-toned AZZ!!!!

Will u shurrup MzBlackCUM!!!

"I'm maroon, I'm coolie (meanwhile ur just a black azz biotch, looks like any of the hoes on the streets of Sudan )

"I have two cars" (yeah, the two jalopy's ur pops left you!)

"I'm an asst manager (oh yesss, at a rag- recycling plant, where she gets most of her "clothes"

"I'm classy and I have natural, dyed hair (sit down, trick!! With those scanty thin locks u need to gel hard to keep together! Acch, local champion aka atutupoyoyoooo (ask ur naija bf to tell u the meaning!)


Lies

Lies

Lies!!

She paints a perfect image for her lame self, forgetting we know the real deal

Orphan pauper like you


ROFLOLLL!!!!