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I wanna b the first to wish u a happy birthday.. More ink to ur pen.. Wishes u long life and prosperity..

Happy birthday to my very best Friend, Januzaj..

Sister Debbie, forward me my own portion of the birthday cake

I have learnt Never to put all my eggs in a basket. It hurts when it all breaks..
And also, I now believe in the word "Learn how to give, because Givers never lack".
Moreover, Never look down on someone, they might be your ladder to your success.

Since my my Jss3 days, that was in 2011. Reading news is my hobby, dat makes MI more addicted to Nairaland..

nepapole:
Eeya... I will miss her. Soo jovial and hilarious. I remember the time she visited us at ijebu-ode grammar school.

Sir, u sure so?.. This is first time of MI hearing such..

Rest in perfect peace, HungeeBad..
Gonna miss u..

ThePreachersSon:
Her neighbor is crushing. Guy cannot walk up to her and spill the beans. But she has already gotten the signals. She likes him too,they're waiting for first to talk.

She is single, and she has a male bestie

ThePreachersSon:
Her neighbor is crushing. Guy cannot walk up to her and spill the beans. But she has already gotten the signals. She likes him too,they're waiting for first to talk.

She is single, and she has a male bestie

ThePreachersSon:
Her neighbor is crushing. Guy cannot walk up to her and spill the beans. But she has already gotten the signals. She likes him too,they're waiting for first to talk.

She is single, and she has a male bestie

thanks bro..
Since they are waiting for who to talk first, let me use that moment to overtake her neighbor then cos my spirit is crushing on her from here.

Pls who can help MI to summarize what is up dier?

Waiting for the question

pls add mi, 08138198963

He should tell us the last price.. $7.9m is too much, if he can reduce it to $7.89m then I go buy am

AIG264:
April 7th.

also April 7

abluck:
해튜켜큐코너 ㅁㅎ녘 노뉴너뉺캬ㅓㄴㅎ누넌ㅍ녀뉴논 킄ㅍㅋ ㄴ 큐. ㅓ뉴너뉸

I feel emotional when I get to this part ㄴㅎ누넌ㅍ녀뉴논 ... ���

Stargurl20:
bro na d same sch we dey o....
psychology Dept tho

okay

I'll never forget this all round beating I got from my mom on this special day. I was 9years of age then, I had a toy game which has speaker It. Unfortunately the speaker stops giving sound so I had to spoil the toy and brought out the speaker. Then I plugged it to a socket directly, and mum catch me at that spot..

She beat hell and Heaven outta of Me, after that she gave me paracetamol to use.

Till today, anytime I see someone plugging live wire into the socket, I do remember of that beating I received.

God bless u Maami and Baami

Let's wait for the elders to come give u the clue on what to do..

As for MI, I'll b right back after solving this Engineering Analysis Wey I wan do hin test tomorrow

If undergraduates are failing this phy112 course like this in ABU, then I give Kudos to our physics lecturers here

hazvat:
happy birthday to mr afeez owo.

show me love as today is my birthday too. i wish myself the best in life and life after.

Happy birthday to u my fellow birthday month.. I wish u all that u wished for yourself..

All this yamayama Wey u dey du now dey tire u?

You don't trust all girl wholeheartedly.. They are serial cheater. . I have had experience with so many of them.. They will tell you, I love u wholeheartedly -(na scam). They are always after another hidden project ..
Thank God I'm heartless now. . If u come my side, I give u the taste of the Cucumber..

During semseter break when students has went home, I and my friend remain in hostel (of-campus), their isn't no food at home. I had to go meet one of my mum in d street to give us Okro so that we can cook. . We cook the okro like that, add Maggi and had to melt the palmoil in the remaining bottle .. We eat it like that.. Bro, the way the ringworm in me are jumping wen the food is landing in stomach is unexplainable..

After that we resort to drinking lime, we drank lime sotey lime resemble orange for my face..
I don't pray to witness such again.

Before Election, it's Atiku/Obi. Now it's Biafra u want not presidency..
You people are confused..

ChiefAzubuike:
Don't you know " MI" is different from "Me" ?

it's auto correction.. Thanks you Sir

I thought my father was strict bcoz some of my male friends are afraid of his eyes. So they hardly comes to my house.. When I was still in Secondary school, during one Ileya festival, A girl with her aunt came to fetch water in our house while I was with my dad at the tap. The girl is very beautiful, I had to play a prank that I knew her. So she wanna ask MI where and how did I know her. So my daddy interfere in the matter and to her aunt that "Omo MI like aburo e(my son like ur sister). Help MI tell her to give my son her number.. We might become in-law's..

After the gal and her aunt left, dad had to call MI to give MI orientation on how to woo ladies. (I was dumbfounded)...

Fast-forward to some months after, I brought my galfriend home, the gal even came along with Indomies, cornflakes, biscuits for MI and my dad is at home. Do you believe that it's my dad that entertained her while my mum has to start telling her that she has a long way to go in life that she should b careful not to get pregnant cos we children of nowadays no wan get sense and we all get bright future.. And she even tell her inspirational words while my dad dey use eye communicate to MI say u b Jar boy.. Since then the gal has being a part of our family. . She can come at any time any day.. But we aren't dating again but we re best of friends..

Dad, Thanks for the Orientation u gave MI.. Ur boi is now a Don in the game.

Congrats baba nla

couragemurphy:
Yours done already. 1k mtn. Check n share updates here

baba make I tap from the celebration mood..
Next level

If u are damn serious, I'll help u ask from iya Sidi Tailor if she can borrow u.. Sey u get?

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couragemurphy:
YOURS DONE TOO. SHARE FEEDBACK HERE

NEXT LEVEL TO HIGHER HEIGHTS IN NIGERIA

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couragemurphy:
YOURS DONE TOO. SHARE FEEDBACK HERE

NEXT LEVEL TO HIGHER HEIGHTS IN NIGERIA

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