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[quote author=Badboibipo post=83598247]By next week I will completely go into the world as a mad person cuz I'm really tired of trying to stay

This pikin needs deliverance oh

lyndaway:
Proudly Arsenal

A Gunners too.. To b an Arsenal FC fans isn't an Easy job oh.

I don Miss una bros..

To become a father isn't easy oh, make I go stock condom for house b dat ..

geepawps:
Not last season alone boss, since he joined Arsenal he has been below average. Just a few show of brilliance once in a while, his sideways and backwards passing is second to none. The coach needs to start him from the bench.

That is why I despise him. Anytime I sees him on the pitch playing as defensive midfielder, I knew he will surely cause a penalty or been booked.

That guy need to be loaned out or should be allow to leave on free transfer..

How Xhaka manages to become the Team Captain still amazed me.. The guy performance is below average since last season..

F**k all Arsenal Team..

#COYG

Lenadiva:
Oh yeah! I was born to represent Arsenal just like a lawyer.

I love seeing Ladies who are ardent football lovers.. Proudly an Arsenal fan's since 2005..
#ComeOnYouGooners.

Nice meeting u

Lenadiva:
LONDON IN GENERAL.

are u an Arsenal FC Fan's?

Lamanii22:
Wishing*

no mind mi jare. Thanks sister

Wishing them a happy married life

North London is red

Zoharariel:
Ooni tii te sojue - washèrè kabiyesi!

Lols.. Nairalanders with comical comments

kingxsamz:
This girl might be mentally unstable or must have some serious problems.

To b sincere, her case is out of hand.

This is the most dumbest post I have ever read on Nairaland since 2012 I have been reading On this Forum..

Onila, you really get problem.

Many are mad, few are roaming.

I really missed a lot about my secondary.

I missed writing noise makers list.
I missed playing football as a role of defender (2) or false striker (9), although I ain't good in football but I must b chosen if not nobody is playing football even the owner Of The ball won't play.
I missed getting kisses from gals especially Ruka yellow , I b naive boy then oh. That spicies my kissing poweress now.
I missed the sitting formation I do set wen we're to do Test and Examination. If I don load my book wella, I go come dey pass am round my paddy wey loyal to Mi. If u aren't loyal, u no go get singba from me inside the exam hall.

Then brilliance is still taking as a requirements for big boy. Alhamdulillahi, I sabi book small.

Churchill, the 30Seconds man.

May he last longer than Churchill as our Sister in Slaying WoRld, Mother Tonto Dikeh proclaimed.

The poster above mi, Olorun ngbo u re mad for posting porn picture..

MOD, Do something oh

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Well-done boy

Homeboiy:
All shall die

Take death as a natural thing

Death is inevitable. We all human must payout debt of death which we don't know when we're to pay it.
Sometimes I do think of when will death comes for me, that which prompt me to do good and behave well so that people will always remember me after death.

All human must taste death. What we should be worried about is
"What next after Death"?.

YurFatHer:
filialaputa

No more Puta

No pain no Gain

This one self bad pass oh..

Subhanallahi

It's nice

Let's me check if we can see a Bleep to give...

We will be anxiously waiting for the feedback..

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okanume:
#yeyegirlfriend
how can you break up with me a day to my birthday after i bought u iphone 8 on ur own day���
u call him ur bestie but i find out dat he has being straffing u. ��
u said u love me but u always expect me to give u money anytime we meet... isssoryt
after 4years of dating d only gift i can truly say i received from u is boxers which u gave me on valentine day after i spent about 30k trying to impress u with gift
THANK GOD I HAVE WAKEN UP FROM THE SLEEP

why do gals loves to give out boxers?[color=#990000] u give me boxer, I give u panties. That is the rule Of The game now.. I ain't spending shi -shi again not until I make my findings and see that u re serious.

ArticleBeast:
I remember the time of Nokia C1. Just strated one kain teaching job laidat. As they paid me my 7k, I call one of my mumu friend make we enter were dem dey sell stolen for Hausa Quarter for Warri.

The guy just bring out the phones from inside ground. Me quick pick c1 dey smile. Na once the guy say make e wrap for me...For my mind I say my guy double the nylon o, I dey go far.

Wetin pain me pass na say the guy dey call me my guy, my guy still dupe me...

The guy sharply say my guys pass the money like baton, me wey mumu turn face front dey pass money like Usain bolt wey dey do Olympic relay race. As the nylon touch my hand. The guy just shout oya dey discharge b4 kpo kpo go bracket us. Me disappear as if say na umpire voice I hear.

As I cross eh, as I cross road... Make I wipe my tears...
The guy package that children phone wey dem dey use tiger battery... Wey if you on go dey sing... Mary has a little lamb...

I no know weda to cry, smile or even shout... I just dey laugh cry.. My mumu guy busy dey shout make we go download pes 2009...I just look am waka comot

I no fi laugh..

MobilityExpress:
Smh, all these indomie children sef. No girl is hard to get. That's a bloody myth. Because the same girl that's doing shakara for you, is begging another guy for attention D

it's when I got this onto my head, that is when I feel less concerned about "hard to Get or Shakara " ladies