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successincentiv:
Can we just chill and allow the court to settle the matter ?

When has law court ever been a friend to the victimized or the innocent man. The law is a friend to the richest only...

Hello sir, I can't sent sms through my sim anymore. The message center number is correct. My number is 07036837968.
Thanks.

Hello Jide, how can i lock my mtn sim card. Thanks.

Gurus in the house,.....How can I sent up sim card lock for the first time. It keep showing me input password, and I have never looked my sim before now.

obinnawhyte:
Nice but you didn't address that of generators because they caused more pollution ( noise and air pollution)

Nepa no gre give us light.... Hw we go do

obinnawhyte:
After over 20years they just realized that the church is disturbing the neighborhood because one insane judge who thinks she can use her position to intimidate the innocent worshippers said so?. What happened to rule of law, the noise from mosque, bars, joints and generators due to lack of power?. You don't go to church,hence, the rest seem ok to you

Guy.... None is OK to me. Both mosque, church, bars, joints that are disturbing public peace should be treated the same way. But generators should be cautioned. Nepa mata tìrẹ everyone o

archangel1:
re-read the text. the Church got govt. approval and had been there about 20 years before she bought her house.

So... Does it mean that the church should disturb the neighborhood, because it has been there for 20yrs

obinnawhyte:
The one close to me here is a mosque and their early morning and evening prayers is another thing but the worst of it is that from generators caused by lack of power supply

See ehnnnn, both church ooo or na Mosque ooo, should be closed if it's disturbing the neighborhood. Make everyone put him speaker inside.

Oxb90:
didn't you read were it was stated that the church was there before the judges house!

So.... Make people no rest any more because church first me cum area...... But wettin d judge do no good. If na me, na to get warrant close down the church if she persist on disturbing the entire neighborhood.

Having a church as a neighbor is like having a night club as a neighbor.
One pastor dey my house right now dey make live uncomfortable for me. E go ON generator every minute nepa take light and turn to a prayer warrior wen light dey. Na so so disturbance I dey get every evening till morning of everyday. D mata tìrẹ me

MichaelEffiong01:
so dangerous

And very painful

dPriv:
Nice write up.
Suicide isn't the way.

So true.... Suicide will only lead to more pain and agony to the family left behind

This is what happens to your body after drinking Sniper – Nigerian Man writes

A Nigerian man identified as April Wolf gave detail on what happens to your body after drinking Sniper and it is just an ordeal no one wants to experience.
His post reads ;
Sniper is not an easy killer, it’s an organ eating ,liquid monster.
Sniper is a DDVP 2,2.
Ok…sniper is a Dichlorovinyl Dimethyl phosphate compound, produced by ndi Swiss Nigeria Chemical Compound.
When you blindly drink sniper, that you want to kill yourself, this is what will happen to you….
1. Your eyeballs will swim in its own water as forced tears escapes from its reservoir
2. You will have serious discharges from your nose…oh, it’s late, you will have no control over these happenings now.
3. A banging migraine will set in. You will hold unto your head and scream like it wants to explode..
4. Your chest will tighten, forcing close , making sure that your body have lost control over it.
5. You will be on the floor by now, screaming through all your senses, as saliva pours out from your mouth like a slow, mini river.
6. You will mess yourself up with vomiting, and you will long to vomit your intestines too, to be relieved, cos you are now in so much regrets for taking the sniper, but ah,ah,ah…sniper must finish it’s job.
7. The rest of the crises comes in turns as you shit all over yourself …sweating ,muscle fasciculation, your blood pressure will go down low, convulsions, then, your life will be squeezed out of you through the shutting down of your lungs and kidney….cardiac arrest will aid your departure.
They will meet you when you are dead, with your eyes open, drooling, a lot of poo in your underwear, your body twisted in a strange position as you tried to fight off the pain and crises, and they will observe the signs of struggle in the room you took the sniper…cos you will climb the walls, tear the sheets, rip some of your hair off, just to quail the killing pain.. some run off from their houses,screaming for people to help them, that they drank sniper, that’s how they ended up in the hospital.
If you are lucky, your system could be flushed when it has not shut down everything, if you are unlucky, you will die on your way to the hospital, or in the hospital…but in your dead eyes, the last memorial record in it, before your terrorized brain, shuts down, is “regrets”.
You can see, it’s not an easy death.
Should in case you are among those, waiting on queue to snipe yourself out..the dead cannot come back to tell you their experiences with sniper…that 100ml ,200/300 naira otapiapia, is a terminator..a gradually, ruthless, wicked terminator.
You are deceived when they make you believe that sniper is the easier way out, no, it will slowly devour you from the inside, as it shuts down your organs one by one in a tearing order.
It’s only a bullet to your head, measured well, not to miss the brain, that can be the fast killer you anticipated, not sniper.
If you are depressed, drink more of cold juices, while you think your way out. Suicide is not a joke.
You don’t wanna mess with that insecticide called sniper. Trust me..no think am, no take am.
Written by
April Wolf.

D man Bleep up.... E for add SOMEDAY join the topic

Dis mata shock me pass electricity.... Na only one day remain for office, dis guyz dey resign. Naija politics nawa

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Good day everyone.... How much is the motherboard of hp elite 8560p

People sabi lie ooooo... Imagine boko haram Boys that looks hungry everyday, stealing people foods stuff and cattles, wearing dirty clothes and slappers dey get 1 million everyday. 1 month means 30 million.. Ehnnnn, even Aliko, adenuga and saraki go soon become average Nigerians wer Boko Haram boys dey. Boko dey big boys � � �

LilMissFavvy:
If you read through the Bible who are those referred to as servants or saints? Servants and saints are teachers of the gospel, if you like call them preachers of the word. Now go to Romans 16:1-2where the same Paul mentions PHE-BE, as a servant of the church at Cenchrea. If you read and understand it, you will see that Paul commands that SISTER Phebe be received in the Lord as a saint. Now read down (vs. 3) Paul mentions AQUILA and PRISCILLA whom he refers to as helpers. What am I trying to say? Phebe was a preacher and a saint. Aquilla and Priscilla were helpers as well. There is another Bible portion that talks about a woman who preached the gospel, I will post it when I see it. Any woman who claims the Lord spoke to her to preach should be given a chance, if she is of good fruit, then why should anyone stop or condemn her?

Are you now telling us that Apostle Paul is contradicting himself

Richy4:
Before u wet your pants, Those were letters written to churches and to his best friend Timothy... and those were his teachings... why are u guys acting as if all what he was saying / teaching was directed from the holyspirit and he has no say on his own accord? Is he not human like u and me?... All I am saying is that he is entitled to his opinion and was teaching what he felt was right?

Please go back to the front page and read that 1 Tim 2 vs 12 that op quoted and tell me what you make out of the English language there...it is a simple phrase.. then u come back to me..

I believe that u understand simple Phrases correctly, before quoting nd directing me to read the op statement again.
Without missing words, Should a person opinion which u believed is wrongfully stated be part of a Holy book. I thought the Bible was inspired by God, and everything stated are all words of God.
Please don't get urself confused and follow the scripture directly to learn the truth. Women are not allowed to preach or hold key positions like Pastors in the church.. Period..... Wise up.

Richy4:
You don't know your bible man... Go to the book of judges... and look it up...

I wish you understand English properly... U will see that 1 Tim 2 vs 12, Paul was making use of " I" I DO NOT PERMIT IT..". meaning that it was Paul himself that was saying he will not premit women to speak... not the holyspirit.. or something. . Just simple english language... u should learn to read your bible and distinguish when a character in it was speaking in his own accord and when he was lead by the spirit... I am guessing that it's not every thing the pastor says that u believed right? So also Paul is human like u....

So, Paul was only giving his own opinion, which later form part's of the Bible. It means that Paul opinion was wrong and the Bible contains wrong opinion from Apostles Paul ( from ur statement). This is getting very interesting

Greatzeus:
Do women keep silent in your church? If your answer is to the affirmative then you are right.
Do women teach Sunday school in your church,do women teach children in your church,do they give testimonies or they are just mute through out the service? Answer that ok
Apostle Paul was addressing an issue in the Corinthians church and what he said was meant for that church at that time. This issue has been over flogged already.

Hmmm..... He was addressing an issue. What issue please?

Greatzeus:
Most of us still don't understand what great sacrifice Jesus made on our behalf,and what he achieved,when we do,we will then truly be as gods.
In Christianity,there is no tribe,no race,no gender discrimination before God. Jesus didn't pay more price for males than females and vice versa. A woman can old any position in church just as men do,as long as she is qualified.

So... In other words, what Corinthians and Paul said are all wrong?

We have seasonal and non seasonal food items, but it does not mean the statistics was wrong. Statistics are done on a routine basis which factors all seasons together. Those arguing about it are wasting their valuable time.

shadeyinka:
You know they say:
The ramblings of a mad man certainly makes good sense to him.

U 4got that they also said that :
A chick that will grow into a cock can be spotted the very day it hatches. U don't need some1 to tell u that.

Na only for 9ja person dey say dem sack her before getting the job. Dis girl mumu shall..... Well, she has a choice.

shadeyinka:
Me thinks you should just read your comprehension again and see if it makes any sense to you

OK......., I makes sense a lot to me. But i believe it could be above Ur comprehension.

Salam alaikum ops, I wanted to register this March semester, but the payment procedure is not very clear to me and some other information were not made very clear to me either. I wanted to do associate program to convert my HND to B.sc. I will really appreciate ur clarification on this, and if possible Ur phone number to reach u.

shadeyinka:
Isn't it a compliment that you speak like your Prophet?

If it isn't, then go mend your ways and be more civil like him SAW!

I never knew that ur a teacher (the ones that teaches nonsense and expect everybody to follow them), that determine what's a complement or an insult for people.

Ur complement are made for fools to believe in, not me.

shadeyinka:
So why not just relish the complement instead of complaining. The same response was a "thank you"!

Ọ...... U thought it was a complement, now i know why ur acting like a kid.