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iskuburi407:
Well Abuja is not north, is opposite to the south pole. if not we in scotland, wil hav declared independent by queen victory of england in time of mary.

Wht's dis one saying? R u high on cheap drugs?

sparkleRed:
Heard it's d geographical setting, so uniben, abraka ekpoma mostly north

See last year peeps na, kaduna, katsina, niger, adamawa
..those thick north

No b lie. I don already prepare my mind for north. More than 80% of last year na north but some were luck to b posted to SW n SE.. But y kebbi,admawa, niger n d likes. If niger na north wetin com hapn to Abuja

Nakarey:
Hahaha..omo na obey God bread sure pass oo.
Which dept?

I rep PBB - Life sciences.. U nko?

Nakarey:
Bread and Beans my nigga!
I domo u bros

Nice one bro..u b correct hostel guy. Guy I missed unit 1 n 3 beans and Obey God bread.. I hear sey den dey force dem eat uniben bread nw

If you r waitin for alert on ur phone or checkin ur dashboard for call up letter you r on a long thing. Jst chk ur e-mail and follow d link. NYSC has more dan one website.. check ur e-mail now

#TeamRiversState

chelseababy:
Name:maureen
skul:Uniben
yr grad:2014.
course studied:business administration.

Fellow Unibest u r welcome.. I rep Hall 4.home of BB

#Team Rivers state-stream 1 let's relate

Some modificatns hs bn made on d dashboard. State of deploymnt n stream no now inclusive but no call up letter yet. Jst click on "print slip".

babs01:
u dnt mean it, wia u self com from

Lol..na evrybodi u knw.. I only talk whn I ve sometin to say and not whn to jst say sometin

babs01:
so una plenty lyk dis

U neva see anytin. Some neva wake up sef. Wait til whn it gets to d stage of * stories dat touch* na den u go see meh.

Wowww! *stories dat touch* u can now check n print out ur call up letter.. I knw some doubtin Thomas wil ask for snap shot.. Goodluck

What's cooking

jauntty:
Lol...Alumnus ( dat word sound like 'anus')...thks for d correction bro.

I stayed @ Ekosodin and not in the hostels.

U stayed in Ekosodin all thru,especially in year one. I domoh u o.I open cap for u. Only u na men. D jagaban of d almighty Ekosodin

jauntty:
As an Alumni of UNIBEN, I strongly condemn such intimidation and molestation by the Porter.

The girls sef, why dem nor like bath inside their bathrooms? I tot Prof. Oshodin, the last VC renovated the halls and facilities ?
!!

Only u na alumni (correction -Alumnus).. Swear say u no bathe for outside or throw shotput when u were in sch.

apheyz:
Abeg wait o!!!! Na 2mao?

Yes na. Accordin to d time-table wey dey follow na 13th and 14th of April notification status go show

Charging my laptop,getting ready for tethering. I can't wait to check my mobilization status 2mao.@ flekky,munah,bizgirl and mira.I see u all serving in my state.

Shout-out to my ex (hall 2 babes).I'm srry for all d lies I told ya at love gutter. I represent hall 4. Greatest Gbogbo!

Elparaiso:
Boma was a good girl..
why her papa go day cast am like this?



Wow...
I'm on frontpage?

So this is how it feels....
To Ichie chuks for alerting me
I dedicate this to my nigga, Joseph...
To my boys, Ukete and Kelly....
To the hater who said it won't enter frontpage, knelzson .....
To my mum.....
To room 172 Hall 4..
To my church L.E.M.....
To the idi.of at 173... Benedict....
To all nairalanders....
To my ELA group members, Group A2....
To my Asien Presentation group...
I luff y'all

I crash for hall 4 durin my undergraduate year. I missed hall 4 beans,love gutter and hall 2 babes.
One love bro..greatest UNIBEN

1) “Real men” don’t watch porn
Yes I know he is not a “real man,” but do you think the character James Bond was watching porn in between killing bad guys and slaying gorgeous women. Do you think George Clooney and Brad Pitt were spending hours streaming porn in their trailers on the set on Ocean’s 13. There’s not a chance.
Guys who live lives that you envy, get girls you want, and carry themselves like you should, don’t waste their time jerking off to internet porn. They are ambitious. They approach women and are smooth when they do so.
You can be like this, or you can be a man who huddles up around his laptop and pathetically pleasures himself. The choice is yours.

2) Porn makes you lazy
Men no longer have to make any attempt at fulfilling there sexuality. It is the worst thing that ever happened to the race.
Men used to go out of their way to win the hearts of women they wanted. They used to be romantic and bold. Now they just stay home and spend countless hours surfing internet porn.

3) Porn strips you of your desire for improvement
There is no reason to go to they gym. There is no reason to do your hair and make yourself look good. Porn will never reject you no matter how you look, and regardless of how much money you make.
When there is no primal need to impress the opposite sex in order to fill mans instinctive need for lust, men become gross, disgusting creatures, who lurk their house in their underwear.

4) Porn causes insecurity
Porn sets unrealistic standards for men. To be in porn men must have abnormally large “talent.” Men who watch porn consistently grow to see that as the norm and themselves as inadequate. It’s a slippery slope because this insecurity keeps men from having sex with women, in turn driving them deeper into porn use.

5) Many men find porn more stimulating then sex
Porn is now so fantastically HD, with every sexual fantasy imaginable at the click of a mouse. The pleasure of watching porn is starting to overtake the pleasure of actual sex, if it hasn’t already done so.
Men searching hundreds of fetishes and videos in the matter of an hour now find sex with a woman of the standard they can get (because of the porn) boring, and unpleasurable.

6) Porn causes ED
Because of reason 4 and 5, porn causes erectile function in an enormous amount of men. Porn becomes the only thing that can stimulate them because of the intense visual experience it offers the brain. This experience is unnatural, and real sex become bland and un-stimulating.
The experience of porn is so unnatural, that it actually causes the brain to release unnatural amounts of Dopamine, the reward chemical. The brain becomes so accustom to this unnatural level of Dopamine that without porn you can not achieve an erection and you straight feel like crap.
It is a proven fact that porn affects the brain the exact same way as other addictive drugs. Educate yourself on the matter.

7) You will find women more attractive
I think the greatest gift of living a porn free is how you start to perceive women around you. After months free of porn, your attraction to women will go through the roof. It is truly remarkable.
- Just the sight of a woman’s skin will turn you on
Being free of porn you start to really appreciate the beauty of women. Just the sight of a woman’s skin, or her smell will be enough to throw your attraction into overdrive. Your sexual instincts will be back where they are supposed to be, and you will crave women like never before.
- You will start to notice women you once found unattractive
Women that once were not up to your porn standards really start to pop out at you. You will start to see the beauty in women that you once overlooked because they did not have the bodies of porn stars. I find myself more and more surprised at some of the women I find attractive and for what reasons. Its is really a beautiful thing.

You will be better with women
This should be reason enough for anyone to stop watching internet porn. I promise you that after months of no porn, and even better, no masturbation, you will be better with women (out of necessity!). And not just a little better, but a lot better.
- You will crave women, instead of craving your favorite videos
Have you ever gotten that incredible sexual urge that comes out of nowhere. To a regular porn viewer to first thing they do is head to the internet. To men who don’t watch porn, the first thing they do is head to their cell phone to call a real girl. Or they go out and meet one.
- You will find it easier to talk to women
Many men who give up porn find that they start to interact much smoother with women. A lot of their anxiety towards the opposite sex fades and they start to feel more confident and smooth.

9) Sex will be more satisfying
Instead of having ED and not finding sex as satisfying as porn, you will be the opposite. After months without porn in your life your pleasure for sex will skyrocket.
- You will have better, harder erections with women
Without porn numbing your sexual stimulation, just the touch of a woman will be enough to get you up and going. Actual sex will feel so different than it ever did. So much more powerful and pleasurable.
- Your intimacy levels during sex will be something that you never experienced before
If you are like most men who started porn at an extremely young age, you have probably never even experienced intense intimacy. You have sexually numbed yourself from porn for years, and your first sexual experience free from porn will be like a sexual awakening.
You will also be much better at sex itself. You will be more in touch with a woman’s body, and your own. You won’t have any performance anxiety issues and your sexual freedom and spirituality will increase.
Sex can be the greatest experience there is, you just need to lose the porn.
-Sean Russell

10) You will simply be a better version of yourself
Its a fact that if you can give up porn you will be a better version of yourself.
– You will think clearer and be less stressed
– You will find women more attractive
– You will be better with women
– Your sex life will improve
– You will have more energy
Try it. If it doesn’t work, porn will be waiting for you right where you left it.
In conclusion
There’s so many ways you will improve by just dropping one thing out of your life its incredible. It seems so obvious and crazy that not everybody does it. But porn is so addicting and drawing which is why most men will never quit. But you can.
You can have an advantage over millions of men in the world. You can have a better life.
Culled from INSPIRED YOUTH

Good news

I hope this posting is stil active..for those that got e-mail ,u can also fwd it to me suleytt@gmail.com

Nice thread.

Hi lizu,just want to say thank u for d work u ve done so far.we really appreciate n big thanks to u all that participated..compliments of d season.lookin forward to gettin more info dat will benefit us at large..Michael

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yemmit90: @rammytt, you started very well but later fuc_kup

Contrary to your view, real guy know what he really wanted and normally ask for it without intimidation.
While you keep her guessing about you, she put you in a friend zone.

read d statement frm-
"when a girl hasn't made up her mind yet abt u,and u make it clear u r totally into her,u seem needy and u r no longer a challenge.Real guys keep girls guessing cos it triggers d female competitive instict."

remember we r talking about a girl u wil just walkd up to and woo.we r talking abt converting ur friend dat u r not sure if she wants more than friendship into ur gf.

Eeja Nla01: Have u ever felt so attracted to a girl dat u wanted to keep her 4 d long term but after a while,she lost interest and left u?.love doesnot happen when u r completely content.if u ever lost a girl who seemed to really enjoyed ur company it's because u werent providing her d variety of emotions she craves.

Can you please talk more on this expecially d emotion part Thanks

One of d mistakes i ve made ova and ova again was trying to logically convince girls to love me by being nice.spending an inordinate amount of time demonstrating dat i'm an appropriate match for them.no matter how logical she is, her taking a positive step to get involved with u will always be based on emotion.If her emotions about u are insufficient, they are unlikely to just develop. Conversely, if she has feelings for u, no matter how unruly they are, she can envision those feelings being tamed.focus on emotion rather than logically convincing her that you’re a good match for her.

I used to be a nice guy believing i will attract any girl by being nice but hell no,it doesnot work dat way.

Girls dont naturally feel attraction for nice guys.being nice can make a woman feel like she can trust u and dat she is comfortable being around.she can even go to d extent of sharing her feelings for other guys with u.

Love is psychological.women and men fall in love due to a psychological process dat occurs in our own mind.women don't fall in love while they r with u.they fall in love while they are away thinking abt u.d more u can get her thinking abt u,d more she will begin to convince herself dat she is love with u.

Have u ever felt so attracted to a girl dat u wanted to keep her 4 d long term but after a while,she lost interest and left u?.love doesnot happen when u r completely content.if u ever lost a girl who seemed to really enjoyed ur company it's because u werent providing her d variety of emotions she craves.


whenever i see a girl i want,i approach her without fear or hesistancy.plus i'm unpredictable,funny,confident,decisive.i get physical (hugging,teasing,kissing n more) wit her as soon as i cud so as not to enter f&f zone

I don't knw why we always want d one we can't have?.when a girl doesnot feel anything for u,no amount of compliments,chasing her,buying her expensive gifts wil make her loves u.just let her go.

Bottom line:
for those of u who said one shld just say one mind..NO..i want u to knw dat when a girl hasn't made up her mind yet abt u,and u make it clear u r totally into her,u seem needy and u r no longer a challenge.Real guys keep girls guessing cos it triggers d female competitive instict.

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Who hide my comment?.just want to be sure this wil not be hidden too.i wil modify dis later

Kosemanik: Pls guru help i mistakly delet whatsapp on my nokia asha200 and when i want to download it back again with dat link it keep on tell me 'certificate not on device or sim'

same here..mine expired n i've not bn able to re-download it