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izutex007:
i get ur point... #happy sunday.

P.S
r a programmer wt Real Madrid? Lol.

uhhh!! is all i got, I mean what do you mean?

izutex007:
Pushcv and andela cant b compared. U cant compare football to boxing or Messi to Hazard wld u ?

Uhhm, Duh!!, yes you can compare Messi to Hazard, you can compare whatever with whatever, when you say compare you are not entirely comparing similarity, you can also compare dissimilarity.

And also depending on what you are comparing, it could be skill set or the lack of it, it could be physical strength or its lack, each of which both players have, just in different quantity. So it won't be out of place, it won't even be out of place to compare marcelo with C.Ronaldo....

BottlePop:

*sigh*
Job search frustration is slowly beginning to have a toll on me.
Its sucking me in.... my strength is waning, i can feel myself letting go.

i feel your pain bro, and its not as if one i getting any younger, most jobs these days will even eliminate one by age before any test, but dont ever quit because winners never quit

ionome:
I can feel ur grievance bro, but u dnt ve to pour it on my face.. mind u, its nt compulsory u reply if u dnt have any positive thing to say.

the guy is not wrong, everything he said is right, i doubt its grieviance

Ramos16:
dont understand why 40mins, na 500 questions? As airtel strong reach na 12 mins for 60 logical questions

Now I understand why the test is for 40 mins

Finished my test 5 mins more waiting for time to end by itself

kraspsberr:
So latest update is that Access Bank was in London yesterday to recruit Nigerians for their graduate trainee scheme. About 50 candidates took a test those that scored 50 and upwards were interviewed afterwards. So i'm still waiting because they told me they would get back to me by 16th of June and this is way past that date. Do they have an integrity issue or what?

You know, I actually had a feeling when I noticed that the access bank was contracting a company to do the recruitment for them, and that the company is based in London, now I see...

I have been looking at my log in screen for a while now, don't know if I should write the test now or not, am feeling like I should wait, but I do not know for what reason.

dont understand why 40mins, na 500 questions? As airtel strong reach na 12 mins for 60 logical questions

had a 75% and got the invite, God is faithful

Jeromejnr:
Lool! If u get issue with ur Landlord tell am say make him calm down say HARPS go soon call u. Show am ur test score . as for ur belle, manage soak garri e no go kill u. And no enter bus for now join the tekkers association (afterrall ppl trekked from Lag-Abj and still survived)

It just makes d testimony u share more sweet.

lol, u are high

Jeromejnr:
Hehe! Una don tire to dey speculate abi?.

HARPS is doing a good job in teaching ppl patience .

Peace out.

bro, in as much as i liked your post, it does not mean i agree with you, your landlord no know patience nh, ur tfair nko, abi u go tell conductor make him get patience, e come also be say u never chop, guy where that patience wan come from na, no be only patience na beatrice

steve05:
Bro, where did u get ur info. from, that cutoff is 80%? Pls tell us cos everybody thought successful candidate will be communicated after 10 days and this is just the 7th or 8th day if am correct. Pls let's pass genuine information across to people.

whey are you quoting me, am i the one that passed the information?

axiliborha:
those guys that invented the guns have saved lives in America..... Cause if not for their invention many people could have died by the fact that they don't know how to Handel knives and other things very well

You are wrong, absence of guns means less casualty in war, the shear thought of going to war will even discourage you because of the stress that will be involved, but now wars can be started in less than a day

raayah:
Too little, too late. Who the hell are you to define my womanhood. Go to bed already, beatch.

Do not come for me, Little girl. I'm not in the mood for pretentious human beings tonight. I've had it. Stay in your Lane.

little P.O.S. Annoying Littile brat! Dont you dare insult me on this forum.

Don't Ever quote me on Nairaland.

Dont get the post?? Ignore it!

Enjoy your womanhood.

sarcasms are hard to tell in written text, because they need facial expressions and a voice twist to actually convey the message. Never the less your sacarsm is very much poorly constructed, one property of sacarsm is an exaggerated speech, but yours was just plain insult.
So do not blame anybody for not getting you

POPSDADMA:
By participating in the  test, you will be confirming your availability to participate in the programme (if successful) at least 10 days after the results have been communicated.

Taking a good look @ d bold words. At least means on or after d prescribed date. At least 10 days after d result have been communicated simply means on or after d 10th day dat d result have been communicated. So dnt expect anytin till afta d 10th day dat d result have been communicated. Just my own view.

mean say this thing fit take 3 yrs oh or even more, not a good way to write, tufiakwa!

DarhmyBlaq:
U dey batch B...... Wch Local Government u dey?

na bayelsa i da serve, in southern ijaw lga, otuan

blueyedgeek:
Cool, thanks for pointing that out. Where you called for an interview?

yeah previous interview, could not go to dev camp though. Still serving, ending in 1 week time

blueyedgeek:
Logic based questions. All those abstract questions that they use to figure out how you approach solving problems.

u da explain big grammer with another bigger grammar.
Now, if you say u be mechanic, somebody come meet u say make u explain how them da carry start motor, the question na technical question because of him relevance to your field. For andela now, any programmin, internet question or any question seff wai relate to their work 4 d andela na technical question, if u even tell them say u sabi something, and them come ask u question 4rm dat field, na also technical question

DarhmyBlaq:
Abeg I need info on d interview mine is for tomorrow......... pls who has been interviewed of recent??

The interview is no big deal, just be yourself and act natuarally, If you ask me its just ans interactive section, nothing more

strictlynaija:
'make people feel better' but I tot the essence of this thread/forum is to share info even though it may not favour ALL of us...
Its just gonna b fine

What is your source of information, and how reliable is it?

i have my friend at the interview now, he is the skinny dark guy with the afro hair style

strictlynaija:
hmm me chilling with harp lager here...expecting success mail from harps.

cutoff is 80%

guy u no da try oh, when you see people trying to give themselves hope, you come here and say things like this... Guy chill out if you no fit make people feel better

adNEXT:
I just got a mail From Jobberman

good one there guy, my heart thumbed for a bit there

geobukky:
...thor,that would have been the news of the day..

i can bet my lunch that from the way you write you are from the north, because i am a northerner