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Tnycee:
seriously,...is that why you opened a thread?? *mkpo ase ba o...*

sorry, no vex, was confused and just needing opinions

last week i was dressed in a new suit i had got, standing by the road side, a soldier man walked past me and greeted me 'good morning sir', i think i enjoy that respect very much, which i certainly will not get while saging

I am not good at telling long story, so this will be short, My best friend, a girl, had a boyfriend, whom i do not really relate to, their relationship had issues so she decided to take a break.
She called and asked if she could come to my place, i agreed, and was happy to have her, as even i had to just had a break up.
Long story short, she spent three days in my place, we ate from the same plate, and slept on the same bed for three days but i never touched her or made advance.
When she left my place, she called and asked if i am okay, that something must be wrong with me for not having sex with her or even touching her once througout when she was with me.
My honest thought through out her stay was that i was trying to help a friend who was heart broken, so i played the gentleman.
My people pls help me oh. Did i do wrong?

EggovinMma:
I guess you have a low sense of humour .My sign language " " was a teasing one . Good luck.

ah auntie, it has not come to that, eh, i was also teasing you, my sense of humor and your own isi match that is y we do not understand ourselves io.

dhantey324:
Why do I feel the op is lying?

lol, which part? Are you sure you are commenting on the right thread?

EggovinMma:
I wish I know your problem is with me, I am willing to do my best in solving it.

huh! Problem ke? Me? Am i not the one that has been supporting you since? Ah? My dear i have no problem oh with you oh, the only problem i have is in making more money, walahi.

EggovinMma:

sorry i don't understand sign language at all, peace unto you too

EggovinMma:

u too, untoor, eluuu

dangote get 6 packs, abi una don see bill gate da sag, sagin is just to draw attention like tatoos, my money should do that for me

EggovinMma:
Says the 404.

huh, 404- page not found?

StephanieEzeh:
And u will still be the first one to complain about girls. You dress irresponsibly. That's why you can't meet the responsible ones.

so are you saying if don jazzy ask you out you will refuse because he sags?

berepiki:
... U really have my time oh... All these words for me? Wow... I love you my dear..... Beyond ur anger I see care for a fellow human... Thanks I appreciate...I bless God for bringing u my way...lots of love dear.... Weldone...don't let my confidence (pride in ur eyes) make u feel bad abt me... No hard feelings, thanks for the advice, I appreciate

i am starting to feel sickened by you, every word you write reeks of pride, not confidence, my advice to you is to just stop writing... You know the lady does not care for you, but you use your sarcastic tone to still make jest of her, evident from you calling her dear when you kow she does not even want you to call her sis, find another way to make friend to her by dropping some of that pride
ps: it is not only her that thinks you have pride, most of us here do

real life story, my friend was trying to ask a gal out he just met on the street, but was not getting to the point in time she got pissed and said
'pls pls pls spoke quick let me went i has no time'

even simple english you cannot spoke

1Dray:
Yea, I think the Plum personality test determines it too.

i was not given the plum test link, but took the test and got an invite

MacMaster01:
I get more than 3mbps at times like this with my airtel modem

i get 20mbps sometimes with ma optical fibre conn, but sometimes only sometimes, average is stills 500kbps

exotiqueify:
i laff so loud my belly hurts. . . .Oh my brother, its too late to reply u, but check ur first post and carefully see my comment there. If u are d same person posting dis, u rily are no christian with dis comment. . . May i remind u, wat christ did on earth, even when he was chastised by d chief priests and elders of d council, the bible records, "he uttered not a word", even when he knew whom he was!! I am a good christian, and unfortunately for ur rat-picked brain, u forget, (probably when u were trying to get fame), that i actually supported u. . . . .But now, my brother it is fool-hardy to think dis fame gets u anywhere, even d Christ u claim to serve, must probably be watching u and nodding his head at u. . . .Watch and learn and live like christ, thats all im saying. . . . Ur first post already got u d fame u wanted.
P.S: Why dnt u take my one kobo advise and post ur next job, when.u do get a better offer from the 70k on this thread and put d devil to shame WHEN it is DONE?!! instead of putting urself and Christ to shame with ur 2nd useless post. . . .. .I mean is there any reason for this second post at all?!!!smh
. . . . . And for d record, u are a derelict fool to tell me i will sell my soul to d devil for a peanut job, or any job for that manner. . . Never ever say words about people u KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!! I wish u come back with a splendid retort and let d beast in u show!

my dear dont mind him, look at the heading of his post, and u will know he has got pride, it is quite simple op, this topic does not belong here, you are not the first man to loose something for Christ, urs waz just a stupid job, others have lost their life... So calm down op

MacMaster01:
please where's ur location, cus airtel is fast in most places now

dude, truth be told,nigeria network is crap, highest averge speed u can get is 500kbps, is that the good u re reffering too!

it might not be what you think, your sis might simply just have a crush on him

ajasa4link:
Please do u have a link for Baronn's Gmat? Am really in need of it to prepare for a test.

no i do not, but will search to see if i can get, when i do, it will be posted

unofficial:
Dragnet isn't as bad as people say it is.

To correct something though, KPMG Test organised by Dragnet isn't a Dragnet test. It's just a Kpmg test that Dragnet helps to assess to ease their burden.

i stand corrected

i hope am not required to dress like i am going for a bank job

bobbiekrantz:
Enough of the Crass show of stupidity and Mediocrity...


you are boring my ass out!!..
dumbass asswipe!

bloody gay, go meet ur boyfriend to bore you ass.
Na me u wan come use learn english, e say crass, crass 4 ur nyash, ubanka..i cant stoop so low to continue this convesation bro, so kpele, you wont get the feel u want

They invited me to do the digital interview yesterday, but I was not available, today, I mailed them and explained it in the mail, they did not waste time to reply me with an extension, now I have till 24th to write my test.

For those who taken the test, what is one to expect?

Guys, follow this link to download it http://www.4shared.com/get/QqiCYi86ba/The_Official_Guide_for_GMAT_Re.html

bobbiekrantz:
Bemused stark illiterate on the lose!!

you know if you were twice as smart as you are now, you will actually still be stupi*d.

Call truce.

trizzy123:
All will be well my bro. waiting to be invited for the AC also. What department did u chose?

I have already had my AC, on thursday, I am waiting for the result,

bobbiekrantz:
Bemused stark illiterate on the lose!!

okay sir, anything you say...

bobbiekrantz:
Mehn....Your IQ is in a state of dilemma... Maggi cube big pass am!!


get help soon!

FYI, not to brag, I have an IQ of 167, which is much more than you can have even if you try hard. I know I am not super smart and am ready to accept my mistakes, I do not recall insulting you in any way, so if you have a beef with me, well you can have it.

collinsVP:
your communication skill is ridiclous dear. try harder. next time i will ignore you.

firstly little ass, I am not your dear, secondly it is obvious you went to school on a field trip with primary school kids, if not you will know the spelling of ridiculous is not "ridiclous", I understand that in your effort to sound smart you might have wanted to use a word you are not so familiar with, so I will give you a reference to learn English

https://www.abcmouse.com/landing/sem:bing

I also understand that this might be a little too advanced for you, but if you read hard you will surely succeed;

PS: As it is not in my nature to insult, I will like to call this a truce, my earlier reference to you as olodo, is not meant as an insult, as that is the way my friends and I call ourselves when we joke, but I seemed to forget that my friends are the only ones that understand this.

SylarsMcQuins:
Pls can u forward me Gmat 2015 questions via mail pls. Sylarsquins@hotmail.com

will send them as soon as i get access to my laptop

trizzy123:
Ramos, you dey here again? Howfar with Kpmg. let me know when you're able to login

my guy na any where the job da we da follow oh, no p, waiting for kpmg AC result