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So far, am the only one in my family with a 2:1, my other siblings have 2:2, but they are all working and doing very very well, when I saw the other post asking if there is hope for 2:2 and pass, I ignored it because I felt the person just wanted to create his own thread.

I have never looked as 2:2 or pass as a problem at all, I do not even know why people complain, if you attended a school like Ahmadu Bello University, then you will know that 2:2 is really a first class in disguise, as a matter of fact for Biochem graduates, Pass is glorious.

checkmateman:
will be taking the home study test today, I believe I will score higher

yeah, you should definitely score high, its just 10 questions after all, wish you all the best, do not forget to post your result when you are done.

anonimi:
Following Buratai abi na burantashi

Thankfully PSquare na music dem dey make we nor PAY them to go fight Boko Haram terrorists, which our COAS abandons for paparazzi pinshures





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What a useless army officer

First and foremost bro, am sorry to say, that it is you who is useless, again am sorry, but the truth is that you do not understand what motivation is, as a matter of fact do you know that officer you are calling useless? that man can level the whole of your community in 2mins, but he has taken himself like a regular private, and gone down to the dust to press-up with his far far far far juniors, come'on man, he is a great guy, whether he fights boko haram or no.

PS: we all know Boko Haram is beyound the army, because it is politically supported

khaynoni:
www.quickjobng.com/resources/

You're welcome

Thanks I really appreciate, and I wish there were more people like you, than ones who want to extort money from poor graduates, who do not even have money for transportation.

But, there is no KPMG specific question&answer there, Just pure GMAT, is that how Dragnet conduct their exams.

Did any body receive any mail on attitude test from KPMG?

I just received a Mail asking me to prepare for an aptitude test with KPMG, the test is going to be conducted by dragnet, does anybody have format or past questions for dragnet exams? please if you have do share.


Please if you have any past questions and papers send to georgeokpejames@gmail.com

kamez:
'An engineer cannot build a relationship with a lady'

i stopped reading immediately I saw this.

my dad is an engineer and lived with my mum for 38 yrs before she passed away.


I am an engineer and I ve been in a steady relationship for 4 yrs...



where on earth do nairalanders dig up all this yeye post from?


anyway........... we engineers rock!

Bros, do not take this thing personal na, its just a joke, 95% of the things do not apply seff, but its always nice to try to be geeky or nerdy

olasha1:
hope all is well sha and how save is my N1,720 in my savings account there?

in other news

in another news
FULANI MAN WICKED BUHARI MUST GO! Make una hear this tory wey i wan yarn. Fulani man is wicked. Buhari must go. In fact, i regret voting for you Buhari. In less than three months, your cup don full And i will lead a campaign against you. Now, who told you we are tired of blackout? Without revival, NEPA don born again! My fridge dey work, TV dey work, As dem dey work all the time dem fit spoil! My generators don retire, dey gather dusts. I nor even know where my jerrycans dey sef Filling station attendants no see person give dem N20, N50 bribe again. Buhari see yoursef? Who send you message? Warri and Port Harcourt Refineries don dey work Kaduna Refinery too go soon join. So wetin go happen to our darling oil cabals Wetin go sele to the subsidy regime? If u get liver, try d cabals if we no go para! Abi you no know say dem be saints? Cockroach too dey enjoy Awilo music o, Na fowl no allow am commot kon dance! Our Otuoke brother say Stealing no be corruption. Daura man say stealing na corruption. Buhari, abi you chop winch? PhD for Zoology dey talk You common WAEC dey blow grammar Ok, before you go far, show me your certificate Show me where e dey for Koran say stealing is corruption. You see say this Fulani man no serious at all! Walai Buhari, your fowl nor fit do nada For corn wey dey inside bottle! Also you no allow your wife chop Nigeria money. How monkey head be wey gorilla own no be? Every first lady chop Nigeria money. Maryam Babangida chop. Maryam Abacha chop! Stella Obasanjo wak. Turai sef lick! And ...and Dia is Godu o even chop, poo for bodi! Make your wife chop her own, you say no. Fulani man wicked. You must go. Bekos na only you waka come! Who send you message go NNPC? Now we dey hear how billions upon billions waka This one wey you start You go know say kerosene no dey sleep. Buhari, ur fear sef don dey make Boko Haram wan negotiate peace. Now, I know say, d fear of Buhari is d beginning of wisdom. Buhari nearly destroy our churches Your elections kon show us say Some prophets and pastors are liars Some be original chop and quench! Some be original chop and clean mouth! Dem say God TOLD dem say Buhari go lose How dia own god sabi blow lie i no sabi! Buhari! Buhari! Buhari! How many times i call you? You go hear gburugudu gburugudu gburugudu today! No be how dem dey take chop corn Dem dey take chop groundnut o! You no get ministers, Naija still dey work EFCC don wake, MOGIDI,ECOTERROR AND BARCANISTER ETC (THE WAILERS COMMITTEE) ARE WAILLING, Biafra ARE DENYING THEM SELF (eg.d new nnpc boss)thieves dey enta jail admission! Subuanalai, we don taya for you now i see why they called u a terrorist ....hhahahaha

You are very jobless,

1. who tell you say na Buhari fix the light, what power does Buhari have over the Power Authorities, Distribution of power in Nigeria have totally been privatised, so if power is good, its because the power company want to make money.

2. Which stupid refinery dey work, na for them head dem go da refine the fuel, or don't you know the state of the Nigerian Refinery, unless if na only Kerosene them go da refine. Kaduna Refinery is as bad as it has ever been, nothing change, and nothing is coming in, I know this because am there.

3. Also see where your stupid sentimental judgment is taking you? because other presidents wives had partook in the stealing of government funds, and money laundry does not justify any reason why Buhari's wife should steal, she will be prosecuted and we will see to that, as long as concrete evidence has been laid before us P.S I have never heard of anybody accusing Jonathan's wife of money laundry, nor Abacha's wife

4. Please never use a Bible quote for these type of things, it does not feel right

5. Bro, I very much doubt you know Buhari as much as I do, I am not judging his current government yet, but I have seen his past government, I have seen what he did during the Sharia crisis in the North, I know about his scandal as PTDF chairman... And many more, and I do not classify him any different from any other president we have had, but let us keep our fingers crossed and see what happens.

Upnepaa:
hope he is not running away can't even build a world class airport in otuoke after spending 6 years as pres. but that is non of ma business

If people like you become politicians, you will be highly corrupt, why must he build an airport in Otuoke, are there no other places that probably need it more than his home town? have you even been to Otuoke before?

Just because you have power it does not mean you should favour your people...

tartar9:
if its possible why have no one ever visited us from the future.time only moves in one direction,its only possible going to the future i.e fastforwading and slowing down your time frame and never going back in time moreover it will violate the law of causation.

Geeeeez, these is properly thought out, I totally love what you just said, you are right you know... sooooo right

I think there is a problem with time-travel, something called the grand fathers paradox I think, where a man travels back in time and kills his grand father, so that he is never born, then what happens to the man's current existence, does he disappear or does he continue to live, certain issues like this are reasons why scientist say time travel is not possible

RobinHez:
*modified*

I read the article on the blog...I couldn't find a concrete reason for a time machine.

Well...truth be told, we actually travel in time; at the normal rate of 1second per second or 1hour per hour...but can we travel faster than that or slower than that? That is what a time machine will try to achieve.

Based on Einstein's Theory of relativity, we can travel into the future if we're able to get close to the speed of light. And that somehow achievable with spaceships and all that, Like the recent mission to Pluto which took off 9years ago from earth..its the fastest ever spaceship (I stand to be corrected sha) it was able to journey to pluto that fast (yeah...9 earth yrs is fast) due to the velocity with which it was moving...I can say New Horizon actually Journeyed into the future as it will take 4.5hrs of any information from it to get to us..I.e. Its ahead of us!

..But going back to the past is somewhat Impossible and dangerous too as we would have to be faster than the speed of light! And dat feat...I dunno if it can ever materialize.

*Passes the mic to the next speaker*

Well I understand you very well, and I also understand the blog, you see the blog was not actually saying that there is a time machine, it is giving a reason why a time machine is possible, because it is embedded in the nature of the universe itself. The blog is saying that time travel is not mere fiction, and that is what I agree with. because I recently watched a talk by a NASA scientist, and he was just in line with the blog. After reading the article and watching the video by NASA, I felt a kind of inspiration I have never felt before.

The article, yes, does not explain how time travel is going to be, but it gives inspiration to know that mother universe time travels.

I just finished my Homestudy test with a score of 765, but I am unable to send my score as I keeps on telling me that My mail was not registered with greenhouse, truly I do not know what to even do now.

I know a lot of you will look at this and just pass it, but take your time and read this article http://49aija..com/2015/08/time-machine.html, I feel that time machine is possible, I have been convinced and I have no doubt whatsoever, What do you guys think?

folafly:
are you 24years or below?i did only the 10mins application,and I was invited for the test.

Yes sir I am 24 years, I have good WAEC grades too,

tgmservice:
Andela has officially stopped recruiting candidates

Bros, that is not true, I just mailed them and they replied saying its not correct, and they are recruiting all year round.
Here is the mail I sent and their reply



George James <#############>
1:41 PM (1 hour ago)

to Andela
Hi,

There is a rumor going on in nairaland.com, claiming that Andela have stopped recruiting for the year, and will no longer proceed for the class XII.

Please how true is this, and if true, when would Andela start recruiting again.

Thanks.

Andela Application <apply@andela.com>
2:56 PM (5 minutes ago)

to me
Hello George,

Thank you for the update but Andela is recruiting all year round and Class XII is currently collecting applications.

Thank You

folafly:
maybe they sent it to your spam,a frnd of mine didn't get the invite,and I think that's because she was not qualified,she has a 2:2,meaning the earlier message she got that she would be contacted in 4weeks was a mistake

Dear uncle, I have a 2:1 from Ahmadu Bello University and was not contacted, the invite is not from the 10 mins application

matilda02:
first..matilda is a feminine name n i applied lyk 2months ago n dis is d second tym deyre invitin me sef...d first tym i didnt go..

Wow, am sorry, I just believe everybody on nairaland is a guy, sorry madam, am not a sexist oh

matilda02:
Pls is any1 sittin 4 d test on d 7th of aug?..pls lets connect

Bros, when did you apply, cos I applied some early this month but never got any reply or message

please oh I need it too, georgeokpe1116@yahoo.com

Catalyst4eva:
After the test, we were asked to wait for the result. So after a while, they came in and called out 16 of us to move to the panel interview. Meanwhile, every successful Candidate got a success mail also immediately. Na God win!

were there a lot of people?

nkay1888:
I got the invite. I have a masters degree in microbiology and applied for the brewing position.

oh, I see, I believe its the case with the others who got to, I wish you all the best PS: Am now searching for masters programme online

Please for those people who have gotten invites, can u give us a an idea of what you have, that you think was considered, so that we all can prepare for next time, is it masters, NYSC, or 9 distinctions in WAEC

Google63:
I scored 757

Well I did not do so well in the test, my network was poor and most of the time, the question expires, and my option is not selected, so I scored quit low, 588, and after taking the extra questions i dropped to 564, too bad for me, I doubt they will call me, its not just good enough.

I really wish y'all the best, make the best of this opportunity, make a difference in Africa, Nigeria. ciao, I will have to apply for class XII or maybe XIII.

Google63:
just got an interview invite too

What was your score man?

tr3y:
It's actually easy if you know your way.

Anyways I just got invited for the interview.

You've been invited?

amadice:
hello nairalanders I applied and submitted successfully... access bank sent me a mail promising to contact me in four weeks time up still now I having gotten any...is any one in my shoes?

I do not think all these post is for this thread, I doubt they are calling from the 10 minutes registration. This is most likely to be another application, or else they are going to conduct the exam in batch, so maybe in the later year, we might get an invite.

elfico:
Thanks for the clarification.
I better reapply then.

you might not be able to take the plum test if you reapply, until they clear out your name from the plum test, you had taken....

elfico:
I just saw an advert for andela trainee program. Have they started recruitment for another class when they are yet to complete one? Any clarification please?

yeah, they normally start recruiting after one closes, this will probably go on for some years, as the target is 100,000 thousand Nigerian youths, I think

I did not get any mail oh, is this another application, abi them da one batch by batch?

scarr:
from what i can gather, the test in holding in lag, abj, oyo nd rivers, mine (abj) is dated for Friday 11am but im not even sure its from the 10mins assessment, maybe we need a new thread for this purpose......if nobody opens one before the end of today ill do that

did you apply for any other apart from the 10mins recruitment??

Please when is the test, I am yet to receive the message, and it seems most people even stopped following the thread