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Sarassin:
Hello sir, you called..

Hi. I wanted to know if you had any thoughts on this thread. I and two other people appear to be having the same dream consistently. For me it is very consistent.
Please read the OP and tell us what you think.
Many thanks.

butterflylion:
Ishilove has been mangling you for the past 4 years ever since your blue balls began (remember she said you began stalking her since 2013? You did not deny that!

Get your scrawny, ass jabbing, Chode, fudgepacking, lameass, peckerheaded, polesmoking, bubblegum dumdum looking ass and man yourself the fvck up.

Stop seeking undue attention from people who don't give 2 fvcks about you.

She has told you time and time again that you are a candyass! Deal with it! Get right with yoself!

Even if you cannot enlarge those tiny marbles you can at least harden 'em.

I just gave you advise gold dummy! Use it and shut da fvck up!

No dey mumu yourself.


By the way you are sounding like the reincarnation of someone on this forum.

bennyann:
Why should I?

Why else?
For our viewing pleasure of course.

bennyann:
Why should I?

Why else?
For our viewing pleasure of course.

ramalot:
You can certainly live on $1k/month. Millions of American adults don't make $1k/month, however, you'll most likely be living in poverty.

Best case scenario: You find a room in a shared apartment to rent at around $250 - $400 (hard to get).
If it comes with electric, heat and internet included, then great. The remaining $600 can go toward your other expenses.

A good place to check available rent prices is Craigslist.
Go on craigslist . org. Find the city you want to check out, then visit the "housing" section.

For a shortcut to it, copy/paste this into Google: "Washington DC rooms for rent craigslist"
Click the first result, and use the drop-down to sort by price, so it shows the cheapest ones first.

Really?
$1,000 per month.
How and why?

What could be the reason for this?

I know it's not a lack of opportunity.

Amberon11:
That analogy was pretty easy to comprehend, so i dont get where your view of it being faulty emanates from.

You are wrong on all fronts. Christianity does not equal to God. Christianity is a relationship between God and man so how can a relationship predate the people involved in it?

God (Yahweh) on the other hand has always been in existence and is the earliest known deity in all of history. Again, know the difference between the two.

I repeat, NO deity is extinct. Religions are extinct but deities cannot go extinct. That a religion has no adherents/followers doesn't mean the deity is extinct. If only you remotely had an idea what deities are about.

There is no room for aggressive evangelism in Christianity so I have no idea what you're talking about. Christianity is not by force. Jesus Christ asked his disciples to leave anyone who didn't accept him and not bother them so anyone doing anything contrary to this is a lone ranger.

Let's leave the analogies shall we?


Your definition of Christianity is subjective so I can't argue against a subjective definition.


Christianity is not the oldest belief system and the Bible is also not the oldest religious text in existence so how can Yahweh be the earliest known deity?

Unless you have met these deities personally, I am very sure that all you think you know about deities are things you heard from people (presumably self-appointed oracles of God).

Christianity is by force. The bloody conquests that aided its spread are well documented.
The people that brought it to our shores were brutal colonialists. With the Bible in one hand and the gun in the other, our ancestors were forced into accepting a foreign deity.

Even today, the narrative is still forceful--accept our God or rot in hell. Pay your tithe or die penurious.
In logic, this tactic is referred to as "argumentum ad baculum" which is translated literally as APPEAL TO FORCE.


Finally, are you male or female?

KinzyeWriter:
Exactly Bro... Same way I can interpret it.

I also have this dream consistently and I am not a singer.
All in all I think it's something good, like an indication of unmet or yet-to-be-met aspirations.
It could be my personal bias though.
I hope we figure it out soon.
These things can be disturbing.

FortifiedCity:
Very correct. I will just be pulling the little threads gradually but it's like it never finishes. I try to pull by force. for where?

Seriously I also have had this dream countless times. You keep pulling and pulling and it never ends.
I once asked a pastor and he said it was liberation, that I should pray for it to be complete.

I have all but abandoned Christianity so I don't know what to make of that interpretation.

But it is a very recurrent dream for me so I figure it must mean something.

Let's hope that Uncle Sarassin can help us.

Hello Sarassin.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

gozzlin:
Five naira for five minutes of audio?


Please, is your middle name 'slave' by any chance?

Hahahahaha....

Ishilove:
Bastard daughter of a thousand fathers, you're quoting me?

Do us a favour and jump in front of a train. You are a pimple on the ass of humanity, fit only to excised and forgotten.

I'm ignoring you too because I don't engage viscous phlegm in any form of conversation.

Retardeena

You sef you get badmouth sha...

JackBizzle:
Ode.....thread has ended

Lol...

tonididdy:
you never start...

idiot....no save money for cerelac abe na your burnt tickets your baby wan chop

Hahahahaha...

Una too wicked for this thread ooo...

Lazio why na?

Amberon11:
Lol, wishful thinking. That's like saying a parent will cease to exist if their child forsakes them, left home and never returned. Or better yet, if you left a house uninhabitabed for years, according to you that house would cease to exist, right?

There are NO extinct "gods", there are only extinct religions. Know the difference.

Maybe you need a reexamination of the word "aggressive", no?

Parents exist before their children. Christianity on the other hand did not exist before people. In fact, it did not exist until about 2,000 years ago.
Parents create children and people created Christianity so your analogy is faulty.
Same thing for the house. The man builds the house and not vice versa.

Dagon, Baal and Mot are extinct deities to the best of my knowledge as no one worships them anymore.


In my University, on the RCF bus it was written boldly "AGGRESSIVE EVANGELISM" so I know what I'm saying.

There is such as thing as subtle aggression you know.

Born2Freak:
Time keeper. Be chronicling the lives of better people than you. Lowly church rat

Like Samwell Tarly...
You harsh ooo...

Amberon11:
Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today and forever. It doesn't matter if everyone leaves the (christian) faith, God still remains God. You made a decision which even God respects because He doesn't force anyone to serve him. Goodluck!

It matters.
If everyone were to leave Christianity, the Christian God would cease to exist.
This is why there are many extinct gods and religions.

It is also why you aggressively need to recruit people by way of what you euphemistically refer to as evangelism.

Born2Freak:
One thing logicbwoy/Jackbizzle gets right is that ishilove has many empty-headed followers.
Bruv, wetin concern Jack's wife with the matter?

Ouch...

LightandDarkness:
Imagine someone saying ID is more scientific than evolution.

Where has ID been observed? Tested? What experiments have been conducted to prove ID? What testable hypothesis does ID have?

Just stupid

He has the Adam and Eve hypothesis...

JackBizzle:
THere is something about evangelical/pentecostall christianity and the romance section that attracts dim-witted cretins.

I agree.

butterflylion:
And you are a silly little moronic imp. Do you believe in this "Nazarene"?

People who put up such trashy pictures with their own hands on their profile should expect to be criticised. Afterall those whom Jesus met trading In the temple he whipped them and chased them out so consider my words as my own whip.

I guess you enjoy images like that which explains why you and your band of stragglers hate this same Nazarene you speak of.

Niggah I have no chill for people like you. Suck it up!

As expected...

Horlufemi:
So why not look into other alternatives like ID? If you can't look at ID as an alternative It just shows you have faith in Evolution (Just like theists).

For me ID is more scientific while Evolution assumes toooooooo much. And calling assumptions fact makes if faith.

Yeah.
For you.

CatfishBilly:
Ranchhoddas, MrMontella and LightandDarkness.
This is the link to the article he quoted, no wonder he was hiding the source.
http://www.icr.org/article/can-iron-preserve-fossil-proteins-for/
Institute for Creation Research. Fuckkking hilarious.

I knew it.
That guy is just slightly brighter than Doctor you-know-you.

Horlufemi:
Hypocrisy at it's finest. So evolution is foolproof?

No it isn't. That is why research continues till tomorrow.

CAPSLOCKED:
THE ONLY "AUNTY IN CHRIST" I EVER HAD TAUGHT ME HOW TO PUT MY PENIIS IN HER..

WHICH WAS A BETTER DEAL COMPARED TO YOUR CASE.

Lol Do you mean this?

LightandDarkness:
Lmao, you should tell your christian sister the truth. When I was a christian I cant remember talking to people the way she does, the sort of people that parade themselves as christian can make anyone an atheist.

You don't even have to be religious to know that some things are wrong.
These people do not believe what they preach.

bennyann:

Dear, do you want to kill nairaland men? Small small now
We've seen you have ikebe but don't use it to confuse our men o, please
I like your colour you know, ebony - black beauty.
But small small, save some souls I beg.

Post your own.

JUBSAM:
Between 20 - 30 now but for starterd it is more.

Okay. Thanks.

butterflylion:
So there is more? 1Sharon is an Olosho? I wonder how much she charges pandas in her motel?

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You are a Jackass. Everyday, people like you by your words and deeds insult the Nazarene that you profess.