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TallPck1:
How time flies? I remember this guy with basket mouth then for that T.V program, I have forgotten the name of that program.

After Bob risky came, the rest was history

Nothing last forever, I know he made some money and was able to utilize it too.

The name of that program is in the thread.
Read!

kjhova:
Nigerians are indeed a most callous set of people going by the comments above!

Why?

Have you ever seen a FIFA judgement overturned?
Who asked him to fix matches?

He was sent to the lost sheep of Israel. What your problem?

WIZGUY69:
That should be around 20000+ words

Okay. Thanks.

tonymyke4life:
I'm done talking 2 him bro. He can spew whatever he likes buh I'm sure my points r clear enuf. People r 2 quick 2 rubbish others online without thinking. Something dey can't tell dem 2 their face(s). Cos we r in a faceless platform. In summary, respect is reciprocal. If he talks, I'd just view it, smile & move on wit my life. Shikina

Your points are not clear anything. Because you write terribly you feel the need to come for him. Reading your post is hard. There's no pride in writing like someone who has not seen the walls of a school.

WIZGUY69:
Hello My People!
I wanted to register on Paper back after uploading on kindle, but the response i got was : The book must contain over 100 pages. Although my book is 92 pages. What's the way forward?
Thanks

Please how many words was your 92 page book?

feelgoodInc:
leader of the Free world while in office

This is a doctored image. Obama gave up smoking before being president.

MuttleyLaff:
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You want to hear from my mouth, saying that the teacher's mum be winch abi?

Unbelievable.

MuttleyLaff:
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God out of His goodness, gave Mbaka a lucky break that helped Mbaka.

What does this mean?
Are you saying he guessed correctly

lonelydora:
Mbaka as a frequent visitor to Aso Rock got a privy info about it. Nothing prophetic

Lol. Console yourself

You were part of the people waiting for the prophecy to fail.

MuttleyLaff where you dey self?

Jealousy

danvon:
The famous Macbeth question

Will the prophecy have happened if I don't do anything?


Mbaka made the prophecy happen, many idiots voted for Uzodinma because they thought they were doing the will of God

A fool is wise in his own eyes.

This prophecy was made when Ihedioha was already in government house.

desiredhome:
Is there no such a time in your Church/Churches where your pastor call out those looking for job to come out for prayers? comparing the number of people that comes out and your claim that all of your members are rich tells how you've been brainwashed.

Find somewhere sit down abeg.

MuttleyLaff:
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Why wouldnt I talk of poverty capital hmm? Was it not you who first started with that your proof-texting Zechariah 1:17, erhn? Abi you dont know what's in Zechariah 1:17 ni?

If winners chapel was a country would it be the poverty capital of the world.
Oyedepo has prophesied that winners chapel will be stronger than nations, the IMF, the Paris Club etc. Watch out.
They are probably already stronger than countries like Chad self, who know. They don't borrow to do anything.

Yes, and its not rocket science to know why. Of course isnt it because of the foreign exchange ni, no?

Apparently it is rocket science to me. It is the gospel being spread to nations of the earth.

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There is nothing like covenant prosperity principles, as taught by Oyedepo. It is a sham, all na wash. Please Ranchhoddas, tell me what director or CEO of any company has Oyedepo ever being, lol?

He did not get his knowledge from being the CEO or attending any business school. It is revelatory.

He got it on March 22, 1982. God's prosperity covenant with Abraham.

My guy, abeggy, no one is shifting any goal post anywhere, the truth be told, Oyedepo is prospering on the back of the sweat, tears, blood and guts of suckers, dangling a carrot, tied to a stick, and stretched out in from of them, lol. It is Oyedepo plc, that is prospering, and if we are not going to deceive ourselves Ranchhoddas, we would admit that not even up to 5-10% of Winners Chapel's congregation are really and truly prospering. That percentage is me, just being kind and generous

I would agree with you if you can show me one person who followed the principles as laid out by Oyedepo that is not prospering.

The covenant cannot be broken. Jeremiah 33.
Also obtained via revelation.

So what, if using uninterrupted power since 1989. It only indicates, Oyedepo is a good at managing and/or using other people's resources so far there's is personal and/or lucrative financial benefit in it for him.

Honestly look at Oyedepo's life, does he look like someone who is living large off the sweat of others. Everything he does is church related. He doesn't go on vacations for God's sake. You can always tell where he is all the time. Nothing outside church business. Nothing.

The lesson to learn is from the first republic, where and when the best civil service in African was from the Western region of Nigeria. There was free education from primary up to tertiary level. There was free health care and were pipe borne water. I grew up with water from the water corporation coming out of our taps. Sadly not anymore. I experienced 24 hours uninterrupted power/light/electricity when growing up before it turned epileptic and then total darkness

The lesson to learn is from winners chapel. Making things work in 2020.

desiredhome:
One thing I have discovered about your types is even in the face of truth you still defend your opressors. Shows how poverty/greed have ravaged the brains/minds of a lot of you.
If in a program in your same church when an altercall is made for people looking for job and over 50% of the congregation troops out for prayers who are you deceiving? I talk with evidence because I live among your members....
You people are just delusional.

Altar call for jobs?
Find somewhere to sit.

MuttleyLaff:
The education you need and instead of proof-texting with Zechariah 1:17, is to please tell desiredhome and MuttleyLaff, which country is the 2018 “poverty capital of the world”. Are you aware of the prediction that, if it is unable to change its current trajectory, it will be home to 110 million people living in extreme poverty by the year 2030.

We dey talk winners you dey talk poverty capital.
Winners is present in more than 50 countries no?
The poor you will always have with you.

Another thing is, honestly tell, if 50% of congregation of Winners Chapel can afford to send their children to the three universities and counting, hhm?

You are shifting the goalpost. Is Winners prospering? YES ?

How is it anybody fault if some people refuse to follow the covenant prosperity principles as taught by Oyedepo?
If the wider Nigeria follows Oyedepo's way of doing things; hardwork, discipine, sacrifice, IINTEGRITY, don't you think the country would have made far more progress than it has now.

Do you know that winners chapel has been using uninterrupted power since 1989?
If our power managers have been taking lessons for the past 30 years from Oyedepo, don't you think we would have solved our power problems?

We can take camels to the stream. We can't force them to drink.

desiredhome:
Nigeria with Churches at every streets yet with high rate of poverty, corruption, wickedness, climes
Unfortunately a lot of people don't understand the reason for Church

I assume you understand it?

Why not educate us?

MuttleyLaff:
Audio prospering. Audio read deal

Which one be audio. Even blind man go see say winners dey prosper.

Three universities and counting, cannancity, hundreds of schools, thousands of properties across the world, aircrafts plus private hanger.

Let me not even start with Shiloh...
So what is the real deal?

MuttleyLaff:
If you call someone a sucker, it means that it is very easy to fool/deceive/trick/cheat/etcetera them. If they're doing it willingly then they're both a sucker and being foolish

Are they suckers if they are prospering as a result of their giving?

Its very easy once you check out the leaves and the fruit/seed, lol

I've checked. Winners chapel looks like the real deal.

My cities through prosperity shall be spread abroad Zech: 1: 17

Olaolufred:
I think the simple arithmetic you quoted is right.

If the extra is added to what the pastors were earning without adding 21k more churches, then it's pay increament for the pastors of the existing churches.

If extra 900million will be added salary expenses due to the 21k new churches, the arithmetic will be incorrect on one condition, and that is only if the existing pastors got salary cut.

I do agree with the man you quoted than your own post.

Oga it's 10000 new churches. You self you no sabi read.

MuttleyLaff:
"²⁴Here is another story Jesus told: “The Kingdom of Heaven is like a farmer who planted good seed in his field.
²⁵But while everyone was asleep, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and slipped away.
²⁶When the wheat sprouted and bore grain, then the weeds also appeared.
²⁷The owner’s servants came to him and said, ‘
Sir, didn’t you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’
^28‘An enemy did this,’ he replied.
So the servants asked him, ‘Do you want us to go and pull them up?’
²⁹‘No,’ he said, ‘if you pull the weeds now, you might uproot the wheat with them.
³⁰Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters:
First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat into my barn.’” "
- Matthew 13:24-30

It reminds me of Matthew 13:24-30 parable of the wheat and weeds above bible verses, as I think of the unprecedented growth of winners chapel and how gullible the sheeple are believing and/or expecting to find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow being sold them, lol.

C'mon nah Ranchhoddas, let's be honest nah. While a fool and his money are soon parted, a fool and his folly are not easily parted. Nothing divine in all this because they know it is easy to get money from foolish people.

There're at very bareset minimum, at least 10,000 suckers, being eyed at this year 2020.

How are they suckers if they are doing it willingly?

How do you tell the wheat from the tares?

maynation:
21K churches, 900M monthly salary.
900m/21k = an average of #42857.
And some churches definitely have assisting pastors.

This is some peanut.

Extra 900 million
Read well if you must criticize.

MuttleyLaff:
Ah, I caught you, lol, so you've in the background all along being following Antichristian's antecedents, erhn, lol?

Though AntiChristian, yet deep down and inside knows the Gospel, hence the freudian slip, lol, that you noticed Ranchhoddas, lol.

No mind am.

But what do you think about the unprecedented growth of winners chapel.
Divine no?

AntiChristian:
Spread the gospel abi spread your own form of the gospel?

Is there a gospel. I thought you were Antichristian?

Godhead4:

Lol
Na this bungalow be massive?

Aki you can do better

Somebody say you never build generator house before you dey run your mouth.

MuttleyLaff:
"There is no such thing as "true and pure religion". Only exists in the minds of the believers. I'm sure Jihadists think their religion is "true and pure". If there were any such thing it would be apparent to everyone, or at least the majority."
- by Ranchhoddas(m): at 1:30am On Jan 08, 2019

"You have no idea, from the above inverted commas quotation, it shows you dont really understand what pure and true religion that has no fault is. Now please just indulge me here for a sec, tell me what exactly is it that the Jihadists says its true and pure in the Jihadists' religion?"
- by MuttleyLaff: at 8:32am On Jan 08, 2019

Here comes the question with a bonus added stupidity, watch this:
1/ Do you ever first ask someone in a life-and-death situation that you're able to help about religion, before beginning to offer or extend your life-saving help to them, especially in a time of need such as this?
2/ If answer is No, then do you accept and agree then that this goodness and/or virtue, having this warm-heartedness that you've shown to a fellow human being you dont know from Adam and/or Steve, goes beyond the range or limits of and/or cuts right through whether you believe in Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age, Atheism, ATR etcetera and what they are be, lol, hmm?

Quoting me. I dey feel like Ghandi.

My views have are never static. I think someone practicing "true religion" will be one who does to others as he wants to be done to him. Whether he belongs to an organized body or not is immaterial.

ambitiouschap:
see guys if you know you have the zeal to be successful , I have found some free keyword research tool and free Asin reverse tool to let you
know which keyword is your book rank for.

I even blame myself for buying tools , cos I need the money now to repair PC.

I just hope this strategy put an end to our no sales report.

We're listening

Michellekabod2:
A lot of men have lost great women in their lives and ended up with wrong ladies because of petty phenomenon like:
1) their friends tell them they had once slept with the girl they are currently into .
2) said she was a virgin but didn't bleed(as if all virgins bleed when they are deflowered)...

Other petty things like " leftovers"

The sad thing is that they don't ask questions,most will have some assumptions about you it hear a rumour of the girl past (which may be a lie) and without asking they ghost the lady, and hop up to a fake-it-till-i-get-the-ring-girl who may make their lives miserable.

That's why I don't feel pity for men. To them,a man past can be night-black and after swallowing a capsule of redpill,making money,boost his self confidence and learn alpha-male tips he is good to go,but a woman error is seen as unredeemable, even if it occurred a decade ago. To them,no matter of submissiveness, femininity ,etc can remove the perceived ugly blot on her. They peddle this queer ideology as "truth" of life. They never seem to rob myths/social constructs on ladies face.


May we all leave with the consequences of our choices.

@Op,talk to her about it. If you can't pull through,leave her for a man that can instead of wasting her time.
Don't stay with her because of pity. Or subscribe to some males that will call you a loser for your choice or a cuckhold. Decide what you want yourself,your decisions are for you to live with for life,those whose counsel you may choose to heed to will not live with the consequences for you.
But confirm first before walking out,a woman belly can be deceptive....
I am a single mom and I have abs (i work out a lot though. Another girl with bad diet may have a protuded belly because of over eating and not necessary childbirth

Me that was planning to propose to you.

Single mum with abs bawo.

Michellekabod2:
a thread where you stated the church you attend(salvation miniseries) theme....

Don't be ashamed of your belief

Duh... I always attend 31st December Services.

What is there to be ashamed of?
Is atheism smartness?

Michellekabod2:
when did you become a christian?

Which part of this post indicated I was Christian