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ArchangeLucifer:
I was shocked to find out she was the delivery girl on Horrible Bosses with Jason Sudeikis.

She fine sha but I detest the British Royal Family.

What exactly do they do except drain taxpayers' money?

This same hypocritical family will bash other monarchies around the world of being 'primitive' but they turn a blind eye to the fact that their lazy witch-queen is utterly useless to the people of Britain.

She has enormous wealth even dwarfing that of Bezos and Gates combined who both worked hard to get to where they are today.

Ill-gotten wealth from artifacts & precious stones forcefully derived from the enslavement of other nations like our Nigeria, China, Argentina and especially India.

I still love Hitler to this day for leveling her palace & sending her lily-livered family scurrying for their lives.

More than Gates and Bezos?

Who dash monkey banana?

LesbianBoy:
Where he is now does not matter

A pvssy fvcked cannot be unfvcked - Lesbianboy 2017

Ancient wisdom for the ages...

Penaldo.
1 goal in the league since because dem never get penalty.
Your mate don reach double figures.

See as you just make Ghana dey hungry me...

The first time I went someone stole my phone.

Useless article.
Goal.com don fall hand.
LA Pulga is the greatest ever. The fact that we are debating it is proof.

hopefulLandlord:
I agree Ronaldo being better than Messi shouldn't even be up for argument cuz Ronaldo is definitely better

Et tu, Brute?

Now I know there is no hope.

Originakalokalo:
Looking at what I posted above, you no longer have excuse.


Repent and be converted.

I have an excuse oo.

My Muslim friend is telling me to accept Allah or forever burn in Jahanam. Why should I believe you and not him?
My JW friend nko? He says I must convert of be annihilated with the rest of the world at Armageddon.

I just weak bros.
Who dey like among all of una?

MakeADifference:
Cyberstalking is the use of the Internet or other electronic means to stalk or harass an individual, group, or organization.
This is illegal in Nigeria.

NIGERIA’S CYBERCRIME ACT 2015:
Outlaws Cyber-stalking and Cyber-bullying and prescribes punishment ranging from a fine of not less than N2 million or imprisonment for a term of not less than 1 year or to both fine and imprisonment, up to a term of not less than 10 years or a fine of not less than N25 million or to both fine and imprisonment; depending on the severity of the offence.


We all know what Freeze stands for. We all know he is anti-tithers. We all know he calls them Sheeple or whatever. We all know he is anti-Adeboye. He calls them pastorpreneurs.

The day some tithing Christian will take up his case now, I hope no one will cry here. There is a limit to everything. It is only a stupid fly that follows a corpse into the grave.

Whatever happened to turning the other cheek?

madridsta007:
I’m disappointed that you do not realise that the best teacher is “experience”— one which the original poster has and you clearly don’t. I suspect, though, that you realise— but arrogance on your part is too compelling!

I mentioned an analogy earlier, if you missed it: it is pointless listening to an opinion of a herdsman on medicine over the opinion of a neurosurgeon. Of course if you had made a first class, you would have highlighted it and mentioned that the God-factor did not come into play. You didn't so it is safe to conclude that you did not make a first class -which is fine too.

Of course your opinion is noted (hey, opinions are as free as the air) but how you want us to ignore the advice of a first class graduate for one who isn't a first class graduate is beyond me. And you are still ceaseless in your posturings. Your arrogance is remarkable!

Any one who has gone through a Nigerian University knows why the OP included the God factor-- Its a cliché.

Our universities are a hotbed of religious activity. You are literally brainwashed into thinking God is responsible for every A that you make and that you are responsible for every F.

So it is understandable that the poster said what he said.

If you were to take a survey, you will discover that Atheists, Muslims, Christians, JWs, etc all make make first class at the same rate relative to their respective populations.
All you need to get a First Class are will, an ability to "Jack" and memorize large volumes (no mean feat I tell you) and a stroke of good fortune-- If you choose to call this God, na you sabi.

madridsta007:
I’m disappointed that you do not realise that the best teacher is “experience”— one which the original poster has and you clearly don’t. I suspect, though, that you realise— but arrogance on your part is too compelling!

I mentioned an analogy earlier, if you missed it: it is pointless listening to an opinion of a herdsman on medicine over the opinion of a neurosurgeon. Of course if you had made a first class, you would have highlighted it and mentioned that the God-factor did not come into play. You didn't so it is safe to conclude that you did not make a first class -which is fine too.

Of course your opinion is noted (hey, opinions are as free as the air) but how you want us to ignore the advice of a first class graduate for one who isn't a first class graduate is beyond me. And you are still ceaseless in your posturings. Your arrogance is remarkable!

Any one who has gone through a Nigerian University knows why the OP included the God factor-- Its a cliché.

Our universities are a hotbed of religious activity. You are literally brainwashed into thinking God is responsible for every A that you make and that you are responsible for every F.

So it is understandable that the poster said what he said.

If you were to take a survey, you will discover that Atheists, Muslims, Christians, JWs, etc all make make first class at the same rate relative to their respective populations.
All you need to get a First Class are will, an ability to Jack" and memorize large volumes (no mean feat I tell you)

hopefulLandlord:
I'm disappointed in your thinking abilities cuz all Madrid fans I know are smarter than this

Hmmm...
The same ones that argue every week that Ronaldo is better than Messi?

frustratedrat:
pls go if you cannot proffer solutions. I'm hurting

Hello dude...
What exactly is the problem?

oglalasioux:
The fool says in his heart that there is god.

Your god made the universe but doesn't have a clue on how to end hunger on earth.

I don't think that God desires to "end hunger".

Oloruntobi4382:
My body became still like dead after 30 seconds, i could hear a sound like a rushing wind.


My vision became clearer, i was finally on the astral plane.


First i was thinking of the sex i had with my bae, i immediately saw her passing by but drunkingly. I was shocked, i never knew how sentence

Lahila Hahilela Muhammodu may suya nla " came out of my mouth


Quickly i erased the thought from my mind and i thought about a Nairaland babe i was crushing on. She appeared but yet she was drunk. Mtcheeeeeeew


I decided to travel to space, within the speed of thought i was i space.


WOW!

It was beautiful! Not like the dark space Nasa are found of picturing.


That very moment i explored four different locations, those experiences were scary but sha interesting.


I will share the my experiences in planet Mars, Witakiki, Neptune and Jigalnatufuk.


I got to go....Jesus is Lord

And here I was expecting something profound.

Guy you no well at all.

HiddenManna:
Your manner of approach is very appalling. Try fixing it.

A word is enough for the wise.

Kind regards.

P.S. If you really meant insult, replying your coming mention isn't worth my time. Thanks .

Shatap.

Remove the speck in your eyes first...

There is this Nigerian mindset that government work is not to be taken seriously.
They have got jobs now but don't want to do it but will still cry if their salaries are delayed.
The problem with Nigeria is the people.
Their leaders are simply a reflection.

You say wetin?

petra1:
Where are the doubters ? . Nigeria is so blessed but Nigerians don’t value what they have

Yep.

Blessed with conmen.
That's why majority of her citizens live on less than a dollar.
What a blessed nation.

nairavsdollars:
i thought it's fadeyi oloro

It comes to my mind whenever I hear that name.

Munae:
k

Cruel...

Why I like this guy is that he's very real. He does not attempt to disguise his crookedness.
Yahoo boy on point.

Na so this matter just die like that. Apostle don win.

Shewbread:
My Bro, Did it happen? Yes. Is it unusual? Yes. If we live in a world of cause and effect - What caused it? God. These are the facts I expect anyone to talk about instead of bringing up what was not in the text.

Explain something to me.
What is the difference between Shiloh and a normal Sunday service?

Is it that God is more likely to hear you at Shiloh?
Is a Shiloh prayer more effective than other prayers?

Les:
don't mind that kinda, showing ignorance thinking he has made a point, to him, it could be anything but juju I guess a villager used science to trace the man that stole from him. Nice contribution by you Mr!

There's no need continuing the discussion. I know where he's heading.

tintingz:
Pure magical tricks.

The bees are trained, it's called Hymenoptera training, bees and wasps are intelligent, they use odour and other stuffs to train them.

Hymenoptera training:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenoptera_training

Saying this to be supernatural things is lame, only rural and semi-developed area with backward people will believe this to be juju.

Here's civilized developed country training bees to detect drugs.

Honey bees trained to detect illegal drugs
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33195468/honey-bees-trained-to-detect-illegal-drugs

It's not a new thing here and not supernatural.

In Uganda?
This is silly.

backtokemet:
How could a benevolent, loving God give one person a silver spoon and leave the next to starve in their ostensibly only earthy life ?


https://fr.scribd.com/document/54220115/The-Church-s-Biggest-Lie-The-Missing-Link-in-Christianity

This right here is why I would never return to Christianity and other such religions again.


PS: I tried reading the rest from your website but it is not opening properly. All the words are on one side. Don't know if it's my browser.
Do well to paste the rest.

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Thank you.

Dear Santa.
I need an HP Pavilion laptop and a Camon CX phone.
Thank you.

Dear Santa.
I need an HP Pavilion laptop and a Camon CX phone.
Thank you.