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Religion / Re: RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by Randomshotzz(m): 8:45pm On Jul 10, 2020
Kobojunkie:
@OP, no be God send you go join church, dey pay tithe and offering to ordinary men like yourself simply because they carry MOG title put for forehead.
Jesus Christ never taught His followers to go to church or build or rent churches for Him.

Jesus Christ never taught His followers to pay tithes or give offerings to courses that have nothing to do with you.

Jesus Christ preached against the serving of two masters, so by subscribing to the teachings of your MOG over the teachings of Jesus Christ, you have invariably made yourself a slave to whims of these men.undecided

Your MOGs seem bent on growing their business empires( their own kingdoms) at all cost. The decision is up to you as to whether you want to continue advancing their kingdom or you can always get back to your original goal of Finding God, serving Jesus Christ and inheriting His Kingdom instead.

How else can one become a Christian without joining a church?

Speaking out is the solution.
Business / Cheap Mtn Offers You Can't Resist by Randomshotzz(m): 9:36pm On Jun 14, 2020
I came across these Mtn offers recently and i believe you all will like to enjoy it before it disappears.

Dial *121# and select your offer.

Ebjoy!

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Phones / Cheap Mtn Offers You Can't Resist by Randomshotzz(m): 9:08pm On Jun 14, 2020
I came across these Mtn offers recently and i believe you all will like to enjoy it before it disappears.

Dial *121# and select your offer.

Ebjoy!

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Business / My Delivery Bike Questions by Randomshotzz(m): 2:54pm On May 15, 2020
I want to buy delivery bike to deliver my goods within Lagos state.

I want to know if i need to register it as a courier business before it can operate.

Note: I did google seach which returned results for courier business bike registration. This is different. I just want to distribute by myself.

I need people who distribute their goods by themselves to tell me whether they registered with Nipost and Laasa.

Thanks.
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Randomshotzz(m): 9:28pm On Oct 20, 2019
Hello engineers,

I have the following phones for sale for parts:
3pcs of iphone 5 and 1pc of iphone 5s.

Lg g stylo.

The screens are good and neat.

If interested contact me on Whatsapp on 07068860163
Politics / Re: Buhari’s 2019 Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by Randomshotzz(m): 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2019
Ok.
But Dr Ogbonnaya Onu is not from Enugu state. He is from Ohaozara, Ebonyi state. He was the first executive governor of Abia state when Ohaozara was in Abia state.
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Randomshotzz(m): 6:40pm On Aug 18, 2019
princemillla:



Check mobile network is there GSM or 2g 3g option three is there is, then it's unlockable

Yes. It has those options. How much to unlock?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Randomshotzz(m): 12:29am On Aug 18, 2019
Hello engineers in the house,
Can Alcatel onetouch December 2018 locked to Trackfone be unlocked? If possible, how much?

Thanks
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Girl Impregnated By Father In Edo Dies Mysteriously by Randomshotzz(m): 11:49am On Aug 10, 2019
Too bad Nigerian youths can't read. See people sshouting 'autopsy'. How can you read headline and rush to comment?
Crime / Re: 15-Year-Old Girl Impregnated By Father In Edo Dies Mysteriously by Randomshotzz(m): 11:46am On Aug 10, 2019
realestniggah:


H

Did you read before commenting?

She, alongside her uncle and others died in autocrash.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s Tallest Man, Agoro Afeez Debunks Marriage Rumours by Randomshotzz(m): 10:46am On Aug 03, 2019
GeoAfrikana:
As tall as you are, you no geh wife? Mtcheew.


I got married at 23. I don't understand why people just hype marriage. True, it's sensitive but this hype is just too much.

The money most people spend to maintain one yeye girlfriend is enough to live a happy life with your wife. The happiness and tranquility that marriage adds to your life is immeasurable.

Some people say they haven't found "the right person". You can't find the right person because you don't even have a definition of who is right for you. What's my own sef? Even at 40 some people are yet to have clearly defined goals and objectives for their life.

I don't need more than 1 week discussion and investigation with a woman to see if she fits my plan in life or not. I look for just four things; physical, IQ, religious inclination and plans for her future.

For physical, I don't have much requirement but I know I have a distaste for skinny women. Skinny I said not slim.

For IQ, the way she answers and asks question will tell you how brilliant she is (not). The main reason why I look at IQ is for my children.

For religion, i have one ultimate question. Don't ask me, I won't give you expo.

For objectives in life. I don't want a woman that wishes to do office job or government job. The promiscuity and temptations in those places is just too much. I want a woman that has entrepreneural skills and wishes to start something for herself even if it's little.

Too much sense in a single post!

Don't mind those attacking you, they are frustrated fellows.

Many single guys still complaining of no money for marriage are spending more money on girlfriends than than their married counterparts.

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Phones / Re: Google Voice To Text Keyboard In Lg........... by Randomshotzz(m): 7:52pm On Jun 16, 2019
Osasnidas:
how about you get someone who has a phone... With xender installed... Then tell the person to download a keyboard from playstore... And the person transfers it to you...

If you don't have xender, put your memory card in the person's phone search and download a keyboard


Or try this link

https://f1.apk4fun.com/get.php?p=83093&i=com.dotc.ime.latin.flash&v=1.0.20220.0219&token=23201290e843692a2eb2b99f731d6dd61560691465

Thanks so much. I got it working using your idea of downloading another keyboard. I downloaded to my other phone and transferred through xender.

God bless you.

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Phones / Re: Google Voice To Text Keyboard In Lg........... by Randomshotzz(m): 1:45pm On Jun 16, 2019
Osasnidas:
Try and download an alternative keyboard from playstore

I can't type anything. Everything is in google voice.

I've attempted it but i can't type what i want to download in playstore. The input is voice.
Phones / Google Voice To Text Keyboard In Lg........... by Randomshotzz(m): 11:54am On Jun 16, 2019
Hi guys

I have Lg D415 whose keyboard is google voice only. The setting to choose another input is greyed out.

How can i get my phone to use normal keyboard.

Thanks in anticipation.

Celebrities / Re: Calabar Chic: I Was Raped At 14, Attempted Suicide -Comedian Marks 28th Birthday by Randomshotzz(m): 10:33pm On Jun 11, 2019
Why is it that every fine girl was raped between the age of 10 and 16??

Just why

I honestly need genuine answers because my former and current girlfrange were also raped at that age range.

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Education / Re: How Students Pay ‘mercenaries’ To Write Final-year Projects by Randomshotzz(m): 12:59am On May 27, 2019
BarristerAlarig:



Now, I am sure you have time.

Go through all my post on NL.

I repeat, it's not my fault you are beyond frustrated.

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Education / Re: How Students Pay ‘mercenaries’ To Write Final-year Projects by Randomshotzz(m): 12:49am On May 27, 2019
BarristerAlarig:



Now, I am sure you have time.

Go through all my post on NL.

I repeat, it's not my fault you are beyond frustrated.

Frustrated on what exactly? Your illiteracy?


Oh! Should i pray to God to forgive my literacy?

Boy, goan write your project by yourself!

Illiterate graduate.
Religion / Re: RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by Randomshotzz(m): 3:33pm On May 26, 2019
TVSA:


It is not only RCCG, my former church would raise funds for national programs when they still have things to do with money locally. There's a particular amount they must remit every month.

This is very bad. Not encouraging at all.

These G.Os only know the number of branches he has but doesn't know how to survive to be afloat. Is there any difference between this and bank marketers? A business should be established before it starts remitting.

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Religion / Re: RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by Randomshotzz(m): 3:11pm On May 26, 2019
Planet3xi:
Don't carry God into public domains. We may have other discontentment but should keep it from discouraging non Christians lest we push them away from the light. In this walk, we learn to look away from many things.

I'm not talking about God here. I'm talking about a church.

But truth shall set us free.

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Education / Re: How Students Pay ‘mercenaries’ To Write Final-year Projects by Randomshotzz(m): 3:05pm On May 26, 2019
BarristerAlarig:



I know you are obviously frustrated.

But it's not my fault.

Graduate of the Federal Republic, can you argue the subject? No you won't because you can't give what you don't have?

A whole graduate cannot differentiate his right from his left? Oh God! This is wasted fund? You should have been given your school fees to use to open shop in Alaba international market. By now you would have become a better person in the society.

Alaba market produces more millionaires than your alma mater.

Shame on you. No wonder you outsourced your 4years summary of your course of study!

To be sure you can write at all, oya reply me with at least 5 sentences.

Illiterate graduate!
Religion / RCCG And Multiplication Of Branches by Randomshotzz(m): 2:54pm On May 26, 2019
First of all, let me tell you I'm a full member of Redeemed Christian Church Of God.

Since I joined the church last year I've noticed how serious the mandate of multiplication of branches is.

Using my branch as a case study.

First of all, it didn't occur to me that the building we're using is rented until they started tasking every member for their own share of the yearly rent. My God! So I'm supposed to share in the rent of my church? What happens to tithes and offerings? I go to church every week, pay my tithes and offerings and now this?

Why move money to the headquarters when you've not paid your rent?

The most painful of it is that we were also tasked to open another branch during the Easter let's go a ffishing program . Who opens a new branch when he has not paid the rent of his head office? If RCCG is a business center as someone once said, you don't open a new office when the first is not yet established.

Ist that how it's done in other churches or is it exclusive to RCCG?

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Education / Re: How Students Pay ‘mercenaries’ To Write Final-year Projects by Randomshotzz(m): 2:22pm On May 26, 2019
BarristerAlarig:



Please shut up!

You're an idiot for asking your oga to shut up.

The thing pained you no be small.

Why will you spend 4 to 5 years in school without being able to summarize what you've learnt. Ain't you ashamed of yourself? Gosh! I'm ashamed on your behalf.

People like you are the ones shouting 'i'm not an illiterate' up and down. Shame is free. Be ashamed for once.

An illiterate is someone who can neither read nor write. It doesn't matter whether you go to shool or not. If you cannot write your project, then you're an illiterate. In your case you're an 'illiterate graduate'.

Just download 'shame' from playstore and you will be alright.
Education / Re: How Students Pay ‘mercenaries’ To Write Final-year Projects by Randomshotzz(m): 10:31pm On May 25, 2019
All the 'i'm not an illiterate' crew, gather here.

ANYBODY WHO DID NOT WRITE HIS FINAL YEAR PROJECT IS AN ILLITERATE. Period.
Celebrities / Re: Afeez Oyetoro Saka And Wife Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary by Randomshotzz(m): 10:33am On May 25, 2019
Jamersirwin1971:






Well that’s life . not everyone will marry early and the same way not everyone will live to see 70 . Even is at 70 someone’s child is 30 ,don’t judge on people . Everyone has different race and time . Just because one gives birth early doesn’t mean you are better. My uncle is 67 years , his first born is just 22 second is 20. My uncle is the 7th Child of 8 children . His older brothers and sisters some are dead now while others are alive . He is the most successful out of all children, and his two kids whom he gave birth to at a late age are far far better than most of his older sister and brothers children . At just 22 his son owns his own company and even has a house to his own . We should stop all this born early issues born late issues . You run your race everyone will run theirs some people are married for years and don’t even have kids and they have children at a later age . Would they have to complain or have regrets . The same way everyone won’t be rich the same time is the same way not everyone will get married the same time and have kids the same time .

Yeah. I like the way you responded. Education is the key. That's if there's any door anywhere.

67 vs 22. That's 45years difference?

If the reverse were the case, how would you have felt? Would you have given the same advice?

Be sincere.
Celebrities / Re: Afeez Oyetoro Saka And Wife Celebrate 16th Wedding Anniversary by Randomshotzz(m): 9:16am On May 25, 2019
Marry early, they will be pursuing Benz.

At the end, no benz and late marriage!
Tell me the magic/miracle you can use to have a 30year old child in your 70th birthday.

Wasted years! God help.

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Romance / Re: 20 Reasons Why You Should Break Up With Your Girlfriend – Joro Olumofin by Randomshotzz(m): 7:58pm On May 20, 2019
Luminary1:
Marry a virgin and experience peace of mind.

Correct!

But where are they?


I have searched Google, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc but no luck!

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Politics / Re: NPA Terminates Intels Pilotage Contract Over Failure To Remit $145.84m by Randomshotzz(m): 6:13pm On May 19, 2019
etrouble:


It saddening when you see semi literates like Atiku, educated treasury looters like Tinubu, Fashola, Wike, Obasanjo living like Sultans of oil rich Arab nations while millions are dying of hunger. Tinubu said he is richer than Osun State and he is right. Atiku with just a Diploma from ABU is richer than each of the states in Nigeria. imPatience Jonathan cannot even pronounce her account balance, the figures are too long for her comprehension. Atiku said that Obasanjo told him that he(Obasanjo) had only 20,000 bal in his account when he was released from prison after Abacha's death, yet today, Obasanjo is richer than any state in Nigeria. This is same for most of the heartless politicians across parties.

But, I know, one day, one very day, very very soon, the Nigerian people will revolt and take their country back from the generational looters in PDP, APC and all other mushroom party. Nigerian people will set themselves free one day.

So diploma is not education? See what half education is doing to our youth.

For your information, check the top richest men in the world, they are not highly school yet they rule your world. In Nigeria there are millions of gradutes who paid someone to write their projects for them. Shame!

Isn't it shameful that the supposed illiterates are more intelligent than you and you're still shouting 'illiterate'.

A professor like you should know the meaning of the word 'illiterate'. It doesn't mean someone who didn't acquire a university degree.

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Politics / Re: NPA Terminates Intels Pilotage Contract Over Failure To Remit $145.84m by Randomshotzz(m): 6:02pm On May 19, 2019
etrouble:
Atiku is grounded once and for all. It remains Intels destination inspection of all goods imported into the country. Once that one too is suspended, Atiku is buried. He can then go and increase the school fees of his American University in Adamawa, he can also face his pure water business and start hawking cold pure water in holdups. He will never ever get near Nigeria's treasury to loot again.

See how happy you are in someone's supposed downfall. Be careful what you wish other because they might become yours?

No taking a political side, can you educate me with evidence what Atiku stole from Nigeria treasury?
Politics / Re: NPA Terminates Intels Pilotage Contract Over Failure To Remit $145.84m by Randomshotzz(m): 5:56pm On May 19, 2019
tunchi014:
... Atiku owns Intel's.

Does it matter who owns Intels? You're owing somebody 600million dollars and the the person is owing you 450million dollars. Think..

This is evil side of politics.
Politics / Re: NPA Terminates Intels Pilotage Contract Over Failure To Remit $145.84m by Randomshotzz(m): 4:11pm On May 19, 2019
$145million vs $600million.

Hmm

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Science/Technology / Re: Human Wash Machine Will Bathe You Faster And Better (PHOTOS) by Randomshotzz(m): 1:02pm On May 17, 2019
EVILFOREST:

Don’t ALWAYS RUSH to type.
Avail yourselves with information.
Study to show yourself approved.
Don’t relent in your academic pursuit.

Make out time to find facts or better still listen and research later.

Hmm. But we are talking about population and employment/unemployment and you qouted Alaska. Where did you think people's mind will go to? How does land mass affect quality living or otherwise? Be sincere and answer these questions.

Btw, I love the way you put your post without insults.
Science/Technology / Re: Human Wash Machine Will Bathe You Faster And Better (PHOTOS) by Randomshotzz(m): 12:37pm On May 17, 2019
Holocene:



Guy abeg back up your talk with correct data...stop spreading false news

The guy is just quoting from a 29 kilobytes brain. If you see the speed i used to do the research.

God save us from half education. You know it's very dangerous!

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