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................................................................................. 17 minutes later, i've arrived at douglass's place. I walked to their door quietly so they won't notice my foot steps, remember i have to stick with the plan. No knocking! I quickly opend the door, and took a step towards the room but, what i met wasn't pleasing at all. Douglass isn't in, only ruth. Ruth is a girl of 19 or 18 if i can guess, with a dark skin or what some may call ebony, tall and lin, she has all this features that Tiwa Savage got. Tiwa Savage is a Nigerian female singer, that posseses an angelican voice, i've always got a crush on her, yes i know she's old enough to be my mum and all that, but the truth still remains she's one of the celebrities i got a crush on. Me: Hi dear, where's my friend? Ruth: He just went out, didn't you see him out there? Me: No, if i did. I wouldn't be asking, so where did he say he was going? Ruth: He said Doctor wanted to see him, So he had to go. Doctor is a pharmacist that stays close to douglass's yard entrance, so he isn't far, he told Ruth, the man called him because he wouldn't want ruth to know why he's going there, only I knows. He wanted to buy Tramadol, maybe he forgot to do so earlier before ruth arrived, douglass loves the medicine so much that when ever he wanted to do what Momy and Daddy doesn't know, he won't fail to take this pills. I heard it has a side effects, so i'm scared of taking it, not that i have problem in performing anyway. But this is wrong, totally wrong. Douglass has spoilt our plan, how do i lay with this girl now, but Doulglass sure is careless, how could he have left this girl all alone, what if his mum arrives now and see ruth here, i'm sure douglass won't survive the beatings to tell us his testimonies, anyways thats not my business. Not that today is his first day bringing girls inside. Now wether according to the plan or not, i'm not leaving here without tapping a little of this girl's glorious booties, i promised myself. Now i have to come up with another plan, but douglass should be here by now. Maybe he knows i'm here already thats why he's taking time, i brought a plan that has always worked out for me as long as i could remember, SEDUCTION! Yes i will seduce her, how to do that isn't a problem, because i got all the resource. Ruth was puting on a tight short skirt that's exposing her laps, i could swear she wasn't putting on a bra, i could tell because she was on the sofa and with her sitting position, she was bent a little which enabled me to see a clear view of her falling Oranges. I walked closer to her as a put up my usual charming smile exposing my 30 gap tooth, i've always known ruth to be the easy getting type, so i don't need to do much to gain her attention, she's a bad girl. I'm a bad boy, no harm done. We'll just do this and get over with it. I moved very close to her so close that i felt her breath. I kissed her on the lips, she wasn't expecting this because she looked shocked, she shifted a little and asked me. Ruth: What do you think, you are doing? Me: what do you think it is? Ruth i feels for you, i can tell you do the same, i've caught you many times starring at me in unsual manners, now might be our chance lets do this. Ruth: But chiboy, you know i'm dating your friend douglass. Me: i know that, infact thats the more reason i want us to be quick with it. Ruth: i can't, douglass might come here any moment from now. Me: let him do his worst. I said this because i know if doulass comes in, he will just break up with ruth, he's been looking for a way to do that, so helping him shouln't be a problem, afterall it's our plan to Do her one after the other. I immediately kissed ruth, i didn't give her the chance for her too many talkings, and she responded to it, i know this is what she likes, i know ruth, i've wasted enough time already so i lifted her clothes up as i pressed her two Oranges really hard, she didn't moan rather she shouted, seems it pained her. Thougt she was a bad girl, she isn't after all. We were both kissing each others like hungry lions, i can feel my lil bro nodding it head angrily, i freed him out, he was as hard as a rock, i pulled ruth's skirt upward, shifted her panty as i insert my lil bro into her pot of glory, she moaned really hard. I was coming in and out of her very hard. " ahhh... Uhhh... Yeeeaaa... Oooo. Ea...syyy... Chhhi... booo...y" whats the problem, you think i don't know how douglass's been f**king you?? Today i will show you, he's my teacher and after the teacher follows the student. I was still popping in and out... Suddenly the door opend. And inside is douglass's Mom. God! But douglass said she's coming tommorrow or on sunday, why but today is Friday. The innocent woman seeing what've become of her home screamed. " Jesus!!!.... Chibuike!..." Now it's no more Chiboy, no time for pets. To be cntd |
Weeks later... I don learn somethings for ph, infact now me fit know N20 and N10. If i go buy something for De chidi now i dae know how much i go return, yes my good friend chineye teach me well, i thank God. Infact very soon i go be full ph boy, no more speaking of 'engili-ibgo'. No more calling water 'Nmiri', my friends them no go dae laugh me again, infact now i dae speak english and i dae understand am wella. One evening, aunty anna and De chidi don come back from work, all of us dae for our one but Big room dae watch TV. E get one program wae one Herbalist man get, though i no fit remember exactly waiten the man talk for TV that day, e get one word wae the man come talk, he continue dae talk this one word so tey me come dae get doubt say na still the same word wae we dae carry learn for school wae the man they talk about, but wait. No be the same pronounciation na, no matter how this two words take sound alike, me know say the two no be the same, abi this Herbal man wan speak like oyibgo? 'Sex and Six' The man man continue to dae yarn about this Sex of a word so tey na e i say no, if i know no the meaning of this word, because i sure say no be our usual Six he mean, na he i say make i ask aunty anna, shey na them talk say anything wae me no understand, make i ask them. Me: Aunty waiten be the meaning of sex? Aunty anna: Chiboy, ask your brother. Me: De, waiten be the meaning of sex? De chidi: Hmmm... Chiboy you see sex na the other name for six. Me: okay... Thank you sir, i say make i ask because this man for TV don dae talk am too much, but De, when i dae Aba. Them know tell us about this other six wae be sex. De chidi: na because una small, when una grow well, them go teach una about am. Me: But De, how you carry know? Shey you been tell me say you know go school... Aunty anna: eh... Chiboy the talk don do, go bring the bag wae i carry come back from market. Me: yes ma! Na e i rush go bring the bag for her, anytime aunty anna open her bag, na goodies dae always come out from am. This time e no fail because aunty anna begin bring out Jeans and Shirts with shoes, wae she buy for me, i know say na my own because she promise me say she go buy am before. My sweet aunty ann, as i just dae shine my 32 (rather 29. na gap gap full my teeth) Aunty anna: chiboy come check this clothes. Me: yes ma. E no take me 15 minutes, i don check all the clothes them finish, and all fine, even the ones wae dae me like 'Lagbajah' ( hope i got it right) i still wear. Aunty anna say me i go dae wear some go church, and some for house, but me alone, i wan wear them for Christmass, christmass wae go take like four months to reach. Aunty anna: You go wear one tommorow, when we go, go church. Me: No oooh! Me wan go chineye their church. De chidi: But why? Me: Them say their church, get children well well. And them get childrens teachers wae dae use computer for them (i lied) Chineye never for once tell me anything about their church, the thing be say something happen for chuch the last time wae me and aunty anna go their church together. One good Sunday, me and aunty anna go church, the church name na O.P.M ( omega power ministry ) Aunty anna wan take me to the childrens department, but me know agree. I dae fear the crowd wae dae there so tey i think say if aunty anna leave me i fit lost. So aunty anna say make our two sit down together beside each others. Testimony time don go, time to pray don reach, our pastor name na APOSTLE CHIBUZOR CHINYERE NWAKWOR. the man like prayer so tey me sef dae wonder if na my father brother wae miss, for the church Demon no dae enter am when prayer don start, infact if Ogbanje( evil spirit) hold person, once the person reach gate the Demon go take break, abi he wan see fire to fire?? Now the man of God, don release prayer point. one thing wae he like to dae do. And everybody don dae scatter prayer, nna eh... Come see women wae dae vex na, everybody just dae pray like say na their world worst pass. Aunty anna on her own, she don pray so tey, she don change steps, she dae pray... " Die by fire! Die by fire! Die by fire!!!" But na who she wan kill sef?? Me no, no ohh... I still dae watch men and women dae pray, come see demostrations na, some sef dae wave hand like say Jackie Chan na their relative, some dae nodd head like lizards, some dae match ground like say na floor na e cause waiten stop their progress. I still dae jeje dae watch this Nollywood movie when hand touch my cheek, come see sound. "Puuaaaarrhh!!!" aunty anna don fall under Annoiting and na the slap wae she give me make me dae staggar like say, i take 27 bottles of Legend stout. Na so i run, instead to hold my sweet aunty. Na ushers wae come rush hold her, yet she fall go left. She go turn again go right, na so my aunty take dae speak language wae me and De chidi no fit understand, even De chidi too run for he life, me sure say he hear the slap wae he wife give me, if not he for go help her. |
Pinoralia:I will Sir. Thanks for reading my little piece, and commenting... Updating ASAP. |
Akpobome1:lol... Sir, i will be updating as possible as i can, infact the update above, na 4 school i type everything ( still waiting the day, i will be caught bringing phone to school) Thank you Sir... I appreciate the comments. |
Akpobome1:sorry sir. I just did now. |
" Now you may kiss the bride " as i drew Uchechi closer to me, and i kissed her soft lips. Wow this is it, finally i gets to marry the girl of my dream, when suddenly in another world. " chiboy! Chiboy!! Wake up now" Now that was aunty Anna, calling me out from my dream land. " ohw..... This woman self, why now na? Now am about to make uchechi my wife" i thought to myself, as i stood up from slumber. Uchechi was a girl who lives next to our apartment. I've always had a soft spot for her, ever since we packed to Sangana street in Mile 1 Diobu, Port-harcout Rivers state. Aunty Anna was the woman i have been living with since my childhood days till date ( read my first story " Nwa Aba na City, to know better) she lost her husband two years ago. " ohw... De Chidi" i missed him so much, yes Chidi was the name of her late husband, ever since we lost him to death. We packed to a smaller and affordable apartment, aunty anna said she could'nt afford to be paying N10 thounsand. Per month, when it's only the two of us left now, so we moved into a smaller apartment. " in Jesus name... " Amen. " in the mighty name of Jesus... " Amen. " Father in heaven, i thank you for life and your guidiance and mostly for your providings, i can't thank you enough but still i thank you, not many has lived to see today, but Lord you didn't allow evil to befall on i and my aunty, Lord i pray you help my aunty finacially also Lord i pray for wisdom and understandings, Lord i pray you give me good grades in my academic result this term, and also help me in my coming up test so i can score 20/20, i pray in the name of Jesus... "Amen. That was me and aunty anna praying, actually it was my turn to pray today, that has always been my way to pray, ever since aunty anna taught me how to pray, some years ago. About an hour later. Aunty anna, is ready to go ut, she's a trader that deals with 'Okrika' or 'OK' ( second hand used clothes ) she sells at Mile 1 market ( those of us that stays in ph city knows better) Today is Friday. And by the grace of God, we don't have school today. We are on holiday and we are to resume school in next week Tuesday. That is not even the exciting part, the thing is that today am going to see a friend of mine, who leaves in a street near by. Douglass. Yes that's his name, he's a school mate and a good friend to me, douglass is a boy of 19 but he looks younger than his age, unlike me. Am yet to be 17 yet i look like 23, he has a light skin, tall and really lin or tin. One of the things i can tell us about douglass is that he's an underage and pure devoted womaniser ( or do i say girlniser) infact i can say we two have this as a hobby in common, but douglass is far worst. Doulass asked me to come over to his mum's house today, he lost his father in his infancy days. So he grew up not knowing his dad nor can him remember anything about his dad, the memory is long gone. His mom couldn't marry another man, reasons best known to her. He stays with his mom, and the woman travelled about week ago, douglass said she is to return by weekend and today is Friday, so he is expecting her on morrow, or next tomorrow. Thats not my concern though, Douglass is bringing home today his girlfriend Ruth, in his mom's house, so he asked me to come over, actually we two have our plans with Ruth's coming, we've made plans of how and what and when to do or start our plans. The plan goes this way... Douglass will be making out with his girlfriend, then suddenly i comes in without knocking and they both will be startled mostly the girl. Then i will surprisingly and intendedly request for my share of the romance, if not i will tell both their parents, with fear Ruth might give me a little share of her tiny or rather big pit to me, great plans, and actually it's not our first time, today will make it the second. The time is 8 O'clock, as i rushes of to do my home chores, i washed, mopped, swept... I did everything like am Barry The Flash, or Clark Kent in Smallville ( if there's a teen like me here, he/she knows better) About 15 minutes later am done... As i removed my clothes and tied my towel down my waist, i didn't fail to reveal my developing Six Packs. Am handsome, i don't need a reminder to know that. I went out to have my bath, i was fetching water with a bucket and wow... Look uchechi my neghbour is staring at me, she look really beautifull, even this morning abi she be mammy water?? (mermaid) that is if those kind of things really exists. Even if they do or did, my uchechi isn't one, atleast not untill i have a little of her V spot. Later meets me, looking boldly at the mirrow. I thank God for a good body ( just that i look too matured) as i compliment my self. I wore my outtings clothes, and locked the door, i kept the keys in our usuall place when ever i and my aunty wants to go out, as i sets of to douglass's place. To be cntd... |
Alright heres another story, though the first one is yet to be completed. Non-fictional. Infact happend last week, i will call on my litterature brothers and sisters, friends... You are all invited. Pls comment on this little boy's thread, my first story 'NWA ABA NA CITY' is not encouraging atleast with 300 viewers, 13 comments shouldn't be a prb, some jst read and go away *sobbing* its not fair. Typing.... |
skywalker240:Yes Sir!!! ![]() |
ITbomb:When i first opend this topic. I wasn't expectinq this kinda advices, but i've qiven it a good thouqht and it seems every one here is more interested in my educational background. With this advice i must confess that i feel loved, and i want to thank every one that has contributed in this topic, you all act like a father, brother, sister to me. I'll face my studies atleast i believe i owe it to myself, and i qot people i want to be proud each time they think of Chiboy. I love you all for the advice, and Sir, number 3 sounds kinda Evi lol. The last one, is a biq problem for me, i give my life to Christ now, the next minute am back to my world. Once aqain thank Sir, i appreciate. |
PRISTINEMUSCLES:Some one, once told me to be mindfull of what i eat, i'll do that from now on... I don't drink water a lot, i'll be drinkinq enough now, i hardly take soft drink. Thank you Sir, i'll do just as u've instructed. |
ilobasama:N400. Really? Thouqht it was N300. Thank you for the advice Sir, i'll study hard that is a promise. Naija qo better! |
SonicGlows:anti-aging. Lol, sir i nva hear that one b4 o |
chriskosherbal:Sir, it will really stop? Maybe when i'll be walkinq with stick. Lemme watch sha, thanks for the comment sir, qives me hope. |
charix: ![]() charix:then i'd be laughing at em all. Lol, that is if that will really happen. |
charix:About the advantaqes. Well i know all that, infact i've experienced most of what you said, but the truth is that i still look older than my aqe, and thats my problem, not Ladies. Sir, if i was jst seekinq for an attention, for no reason, i kn a better way to do that. Thanks sir |
SonicGlows:Atleast notinq is wronq with me... But there's qotta be a solution? If am this way at this aqe, if i qets 30 how will i look like? 50 or 60? |
davseun2ta:ooo!!! I've heard... But no other word can replace 'sha' cause it's not just a word that can be buried, or is it? My fellow hustlers |
My name is chibuike... Am a full member of Nairaland. And i believe here miqht be close to my solutions, so i need help, here's my story... I look older very much older than my real aqe, am only 17yrs old. But i look more like 23. See my profile and quess for urself ... Whats happeninq to me? I can't say it's from my family, because none of them are like that, every one look younq, i even look older than my elder sister. All my friends thinks am lieinq when ever i tells them my real aqe, even in school. Am tired of it all. What do i do? Does this even have a cure, how do i look like a normal teen? Whats wronq? Help! Pls is there any thinq i can do ![]() |
My Topic still remains. More advice, i wonder whats so bad about datinq in hiqh school? Maybe some one should tell me. I miqht be a kid, as some claimed. But atleast i'll soon be 18 am i that little ? |
discoprophet:But sir, what exactly should i tell them both? |
cruzita:Ma'm it's no biq deal, maybe it is for you, and am not braqinq or what ever you call it, and it wasn't the advice i asked for, thanks anyways. |
My TOPIC still remains. I stil need the advice, i jst can't leave my chicks. I'll still focus with my studies like always. Tnx for the fatherly,brotherly,sis advice. |
Mhizkel:i've heard u Ma'm. But am not that younq na, started datinq since JSS2. Even my younqer bro has a qf. |
kowalsky:thanks senior bro. That reminds me, i even qot an assignment to do |
ITbomb:sir. I know, just that i like usinq 'q' as 'g'. They both look alike, and i prefer the 'q' but thanks Sir, i will learn more as you've instructed. |
davseun2ta:"althouqh" and "sha" aw sure are u bro? Discorverinq tins sha |
Alright... To my best of knowledqe here. This is where i miqht qet the advice i need, so here's my lil story. I qot this two damsels, am datinq. Actually 1 attends the same high school with me, and we'er in same class. And to my qreat surprise, the other just enroll in same school just yestarday. And we three are all in same classroom, now i don't want to loose any of em. Cause i feel for em both, and i don't want either of em to know am double datinq. Now i know am qunna play em both, cause i don't have a choice, or do I? So am callinq on my senior bros them, that has been in same shoe with me, please i need want to do, i can't be with the two at same time. And i can't also leave 1 for the other too. So aw do i do it Help! |

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