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Like seriously, I thought this is the best place to lay this matter, but instead I seem to have learnt another thing... With all the replies I have gotten(one is an exception) none has contributed to the reason I opened this thread.
If no b cus una cus me, e go be laf una laf me, from Psycho enter foolish Come stop for Illiterate, only me? (I've accepted all tho)

My moral lesson here is...


NEVER BRING YOUR PROBLRMS TO NAIRALANDERS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!


mua go open shop, thanks all.

ILoveToFuCcK:
Bro..dont be a first class mugu
You never fυck her and you don dey spend this much



Even if you don fυck am nnko? That one con mean say make you turn atm??

Anyway ask if her pυssy is fuckable...

aah... Bros, we dae public na, and how I wan take ask her that kind thing?? My moral abi fever never reach that grade.. Besides, that the last thing on my mind right now...


This ya name sha, thank anyways.

So na so Lasgidi love dae

shams040:
U got it

I think it's a mistake... She speaks good English, the first time I met her, i can tell(tho I'm not perfect in it)


Abi na so I take score 3/10 for English again?

NevetsIbot:
If you're this young and still this foolish... Yoi're a big buffon. Whatchyu spending on a pucci for? And the girl has seen her next young and foolish maga... No use your little money do better thing.

Best reply so far, thank you, Sir.

Buh sir, yhu harsh sha.

LadyMercedes:
In this era of "Smartphones", how do people still "misspell?

Both of you need TWO things only:

1. A Dictionary
2. The latest edition of Brighter Grammar.

Thank me later!

Good morning, ma!! I'll try to buy Dictionary, as you've said.
I'm only typing this English stuffs, so readers could comprehend, not everyone understands 'broken English'. Not much of an English guy (I think I did said that already, from the start)


Thanks anyways.

Vanillaskin:
I stopped reading after I saw "provetion"

I think it's a mistake (her mistake). Buh doesn't stop you from giving in your own thoughts (abi na talk)

Thanks anyways..

youngberry001:
But waiting carry me enter here nah

Na just to gv ya small bro head, I think that's the reason... But, unfortunately ya giving me none.

rawpadgin:
so na complete stack illiterate dey Jones u so

not too surprised though, ur still a toddler

with time u will learn


she even said she want Mike


anyway, the two of u na psycho

Maybe I'm a toddler, that's why I'm asking for your advice and about the 'Mike' part, hmmmm... Let's just blame it on Android keypads, maybe she misspelled unknowingly..


Buh Bros, I really be jonky ??

bitchcrafts:
So spend the 15 grand of yo uncle if you wanna, Life goes on!

I should do what Ever heard of 'koboko'?

Here's some screenshorts

Before time clicks to another new day, Appy Sunday to y'all!!!...


Sorry to disturb y'all from ya peaceful sleep, but I pretty need some thoughts here..
OK, here lies my story.... After my Waec exams, couple of months ago, no thoughts to further, not like I don't want to, but Dad wanted me to go and learn trade, which I couldn't do anything than to agree, as money no dae Sha.. To cut the story short(leave my boring life). Like 4months later, I came to The ever promising hustling Center City names Lagos, to learn business with one of my kinsmen (Dad's idea).. Well here I am, in a provision store, actually my uncle(how do I put it, he's not really mah uncle) has other shops, so he gave me the one I found interest in to manage, pretty cool huh?? Now, here's some news flash. Uncle asked me to keep record of everything that I sells in his shop, I don't know how he do it(or do I say does it?, I wasn't really one of the brightest in school, so pardon me) but the man, knows almost everything in the shop, in conclusion, when ever a good is missing, be it 10# sugar, and it's not found In the sales book, I'm done for(you know free transport back to my parents) uncle na no dae use business play, as Anambra man sha..
OK, four days ago, was it on Wednesday... This pretty lady came to my shop to but provision, when I saw her, Man I realize it's been long I did one thing I do best(aside business) I used that opportunity to engage her into a chat, she be fine gel, me too na fine bobo (as my friends say, or are they just making jest of me??) at the end of the conversation, we exchanged contacts? I later Learnt She's 100 level in Unilag, name is FK(any yeroba, What does that even mean?).
Well the fun part is that within this four days of knowing FK, I have spent 2.500# just in sending her cards, taking free indomitable and eggs, bread and butter, brother and sister... I never even confess Amy feelings to this lady, just I like you nai I don text ever, I never even ask her to be my gf, just yesterday she requested 15,000k from me, says she got an issue at school. I no fit carry my oga money give her na, the fear of my uncle is the beginning of wisdom. I simply told her I have none ( I mean I'm only 17yr old, I don't even have an account). Today again FK told me that she's going back to school, and she needs some provision(for those that see my story as cook and bull, I have screenshort evidence) and I can't just give her the things she requested, I'm even yet to make up the one I spent on her in the sales book. Another thing is, when ever she passes my shop with her friends, even when she sees me, she don't even say hi, she just snubs me like I'm noting, only to always text me later, that she's out of airtime, she could have called me (indirect mean of requesting for credits)


Now, what do I do about this her demands, , its not like I'm even dating her, we only met four days ago, I just can't meet up with her expenses, Older Bros and Aunt what do I do? She's coming tomorrow, your advices will decide what I'm to do next.




Pls if yhu rili gon Biliv me, just don't view mah profile.

Not that I want to go further in education*already learning Trading* Just that I want to be sure if the result is okay, maybe for future purpose.

teee2:
Some comments on this thread show how the deteriorating level of education has badly affected the reasoning of some people.. Or perhaps, the economic hardship is having its toll on them.. Hungry fellows venting thier frustrations online..


@op check admission requirements for various schools.. But I think with this result, he should be able to study economics. I'm not sure tho.

Thanks you, sir.

So I'm to rewrite??

martinsadnan11:
u no get hope oga,gov & lit failed.Art student?it is not ordinary.tell mom and dad 2 take u to d village.

No hope, really? Thanks, Sir.

remiiko:
Ogbeni...pls modify ya post pls to attract views...COURSE not CAUSE

Thanks, I didn't see that.

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Theoritical:
Check the mail the phone was registered with if u have access to it, probably, backup settings was activated via the mail. Should there be no backup, sorry' uve lost ur contents.

Lemme inform him ASAP.. Thanks, Sir.

So my bro dashed me his Android y3, since I lost mine weeks ago. I kinda handflash this phone (formated) abi what's the name sef Unfortunately, after the flashing, all the SMS abi Msg was wiped through out, and it all contains important Data, and some of his business contacts.... To make matte short, everything seems to be lost, and he's been angry since the day, doesn't even want to speak with me, says he lost enough important things.



So brothers and sisters, anyway at all... I can see Those SMS back, or is it gone forever? Help ya little boy here....



Bfor I forget, Una Good evening oh! (sorry I didn't greet earlier)

Emmaesty:
Sha be careful, babies are real

Lol, funny you...
Thanks for the advice anyways.

photoshoot:

it's okay, I know it's almost unbelievable, but can you close ya mawt now?