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EducationRe: If You Didn't Experience Flogging In School, You Are Still A Baby by Randyblincks(m): 10:29pm On May 07, 2016
Exactly what happend to me, when my mum reported me of stealing Five Naira under the Tv, to the HM.





My nyarsh smell pepper that day.
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Bother Yourself Having A Relationship With Any Lady. by Randyblincks(m): 5:33pm On May 06, 2016
Raalsalghul:
Laughing out loud! I hate that word "Ashawo"
bros, what do we do na? Abi make i talk 'Sex workers'?
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Bother Yourself Having A Relationship With Any Lady. by Randyblincks(m): 10:34pm On May 05, 2016
But, oga Thug. Why u com involve aunty Safari for this talk na? U com even dae mistake her for Repogirl. U no try jhooor, shey u no, no say this ladies na them dae make things happen dose days for litterature sectionhuh










Anyways... For ya thread. Me support u jhooor.
#Teamashawo# untill i realize my mistakes though.
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Secondary School Students Kiss And Grope After Writing Final Exams by Randyblincks(m): 4:11pm On May 05, 2016
enough critics already... Haba, some of this aw big bros and sis, una fit swear say una no involve with dis kind acts, dose dayshuh

After today... Most of em probably won't be seeing each others, as they'll go their seperate ways. I don't see anytin wrong to cherish this moment they have. My opinion though...


As i await mine nxt year... Chai, only Baba mi no d kind tin i go do dat day. For d mean time, lemme go and read my books *drops handset*
RomanceRe: Why Masturbation Is Not A Sin - Temmytee007 by Randyblincks(m): 3:28pm On May 05, 2016
thank God say i no read anything for here.
CelebritiesRe: Teeblitz Attempts Another Failed Suicide; Climbs Fashola's Nepa Poles by Randyblincks(m): 11:28am On May 05, 2016
som pple like prb sha...
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Vs Chinua Achebe,who Is A Better Writer by Randyblincks(m): 4:01pm On May 04, 2016
who's chimamander to Chinua...









It shuld had been Chimamander vs Larrysun.
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RomanceRe: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Randyblincks(m): 3:46pm On May 04, 2016
Papilo20:
Hahahaha
bros, u dae laff me?
RomanceRe: What's The Funniest Thing Someone Has Said To You During Sex? by Randyblincks(m): 3:17pm On May 04, 2016
[b][/b] Seems am the only kid here.... Well, lemme drop mine. Just last year, after my first sex experience which was so dull and boiring, cus of the oversized well my old gf has.


I was adviced by pals tew try sex workers. assuring me of how sweet they'll treat me.
Later in the day, i went to a joint they usually demand #500 for sex.


When i entered the room... The lady am supposed to f*ck looks more like my mum age mate, well, wat do i dohuh I was asked to pay and pull my cloths, this i did exactly... Was surprise when this lady inserted a condom in my Dick and was about to put it into her anus...

" but, aunty na for toto i wan Bleep na, why you wan put my pr*ck for ur yarsh na" i asked the lady.

"ttaaaa!! Close ur mawt, small pikin like u wan f*ck ur mama toto, see as u small" she replied.
CelebritiesRe: Chinedu Ikedieze 'Aki' In NYSC Camp (Throwback) by Randyblincks(m): 1:04pm On May 04, 2016
bleckzy:
so aki is a graduate? and yet he speaks like one who only has a school cert... just saying
are you for real? I'll pretend i didn't see this... Aki wae speak pass Paw paw sef.
RomanceRe: Pls I Really Need Help. Matured Advice Pls by Randyblincks(m): 7:07pm On May 03, 2016
olihilistic:
seconded

thirded

fourted

I'm currently single but.I've stopped masturbation.
I just pray I don't ever do it again
alright, gud one here.... Maybe u culd hlp the op on aw u stopped urs.
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Famous Artistes Who Are Copy Cats by Randyblincks(m): 7:04pm On May 03, 2016
Hartthex:
not hating on ur comment bro, jus dont like it wen ppl idolise dis guys...dats why they misbehave. dats all....no beef bro
U hav a point... I guess we got no iss then.
1 Love!
RomanceRe: Pls I Really Need Help. Matured Advice Pls by Randyblincks(m): 6:10pm On May 03, 2016
olihilistic:
Everybody has been in the poo before all he has to do is. forget about the act.
Nop, he'll keep on doing it.





1:avoid secluded area.

2: If you happens to be alone, avoid any form in porn, better still get busy with something.

3: Always mind what you think, don't be tempted by any means.

4: Get yourself a girl.




This is the least i can say....
RomanceRe: Pls I Really Need Help. Matured Advice Pls by Randyblincks(m): 3:37pm On May 03, 2016
olihilistic:
what's wankinghuh
Masturbation!
CrimeRe: Boy Kidnapped By A Lady In Port Harcourt (Photo) by Randyblincks(m): 9:38pm On May 02, 2016
Kidnapp what? After two or more days, no call from anyone for demand, "nna ehh, ifa bukwa ogwu ego oh". Don't no, can't tell. But, i smell Rituals here. With the Economic waiten unu expect kwannu.
PoliticsRe: Drama In Court As Kanu's Case Adjourned Again by Randyblincks(m): 9:21pm On May 02, 2016
Hillzy:
Dude biafra was a dead course before kanu even take it on is head, n buried long be4 ojukwu went to see his ancestor. So pls get dat into ur head, tank you
mah last quot got me a days ban. So, am not gunna exchange words with u sir, and thanks.
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Famous Artistes Who Are Copy Cats by Randyblincks(m): 9:17pm On May 02, 2016
Hartthex:
Did i just read you call wizkid baba nla?...smh...and if we check well, u may be older dan him.
Bro, y u hating on mah comment, got any beef with me or wizzy? Besides, i was born in1999, what has dat go 2 do wit me calling wizzy 'Baba nla'?
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Famous Artistes Who Are Copy Cats by Randyblincks(m): 7:03pm On Apr 25, 2016
i don't give a damn on what anyone thinks... But, i know my WizzyBaby-Baba Nla isn't a thief. Gosh!!! Wizzy fit wake from sleep anytime begin sing.
CelebritiesRe: Top 5 Music Collabos Nigerians Can’t Wait To See by Randyblincks(m): 6:15pm On Apr 20, 2016
splash ft lil kesh.
CelebritiesRe: Are Chidinma And Flavour Dating? by Randyblincks(m): 7:29am On Apr 14, 2016
abegiii, somebody tell uncle Flavour to leave aunty Chi Chi for me.... Whats all this na? If na muscle she want, am still building... If na fame. Gimme some time. Just wait 4 me.
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Killed His Father For Money Rituals – Madam Kemi by Randyblincks(m): 12:25am On Apr 14, 2016
Even if am to believe Baddo na Ritualist, where this madam been dae when the young man dae hustle for street? Now, Oluwa don butter he bread, me come dae hear Ritual this, Ritual that... So God, no fit bless person againhuh
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldiers Celebrating Victory In Sambisa Forest (Photo) by Randyblincks(m): 10:55pm On Mar 24, 2016
God, bless the ibgos... God, bless Biafrans!



Am a kid, am simply being a kid.... So if you quote me, you're telling me you're also a kid!
PhonesRe: Introducing The New Iphone SE: Cheapest Iphone Ever (Mini But Mighty) by Randyblincks(m): 7:26am On Mar 23, 2016
E get the time wae Simcard dae sell for 30k for Naija.... But now, Simcard na 100, infact sometimes na free.





Waiten go still make this phone not to come down like blackeryBld5 wae me fit buy with 10k now, abi na for this phone invention stop nihuh?? Am sure by 2020, this phone go cost like 15k
CelebritiesRe: Fan Wins A Date With DJ Cuppy by Randyblincks(m): 5:45pm On Mar 21, 2016
Wow...!!! Many wants to out with the celeb they got a crush on... Who knows, a miracle might happen, so lemme just state mine...




I LIKE DIJA OF MAVIN'S CREW... who am i kiddinghuh I Love her! 400 shares... Who knows, she might contact me to-night...


Bros/Sis, in the building, share and share and share... Thank you so Much! cheesy
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by Randyblincks(m): 3:49pm On Mar 20, 2016
thagift:
lol some people sha
He feels sorry, for that. It's just a mistake...


1 love!!!
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by Randyblincks(m): 11:39am On Mar 20, 2016
Godzlove8:
lol..just corrected that..didn't mean to grin
lol, mistake can happen, i never blamed you, Sir!
LiteratureRe: The Carpenter, The Witch And The Mysterious Mirrow by Randyblincks(m): 10:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
Godzlove8:
WHY ARE U SO STUPID LIKE THIS? sad MUST U QUOTE EVERYTHING? DON'T U KNOW THAT U'RE CONSUMIN SPACE HERE?
But, you just did the same thing.
LiteratureRe: The Good Friday (very Short) by Randyblincks(op): 4:56pm On Mar 19, 2016
SPDAZZY:
It skipped my mind dear
No probs, Ma'm. Also i have updated! Read and drop a comment, thanks!
LiteratureRe: The Good Friday (very Short) by Randyblincks(op): 4:55pm On Mar 19, 2016
Am sorry for the short updates, i have a faulty phone, coupled with Non power supply in my area.


Thanks for reading@all.
Drop a comment, share or like, criticize also.
I thought, by now i would had been done with this story, me no sure if this should be called short story again oh.
LiteratureRe: The Good Friday (very Short) by Randyblincks(op): 4:48pm On Mar 19, 2016
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I ran, for my dear life with the slaps i've recieved already, i could go partial blind!. But wait... I forgot my slippers, " chei!", footwear my aunty bought for me, just about a week ago.. I can't go back for it, unless if i'm willing to participate with the beating renderd to douglas by his mom. Never! If i don't like my life, i love my fine boy no pimples face. But what do i tell my aunt, when i get homehuh




I couldn't keep on walking bearfooted. No!, am afraid, i don't want any of my chick to see me this way, the walk from douglas's street to mine is about 17minutes time. But, i can also go to ibrahim's place, which isn't far from douglas's street, infact it's one same street. When i get there, i will take one of his numerous slippers, later i can return it. Good suggestion! I changed movements, as i heads to ibrahim's place.



Ibrahim, is a muslim friend of mine, dark, tall and handsome, you hardly notice he's a muslim, untill he tells you. He's a classmate, infact we've been in the same school since JSS2 till now, we are almost through with secondary school. He stays with his parents, Mr and Mrs Alhaji, Alhaja (lol, franky i don't Know their names) .




Minutes later, am already in their big compound. I headed straight to his room, as i walked, i also prayed he's in, my friend always had this problem in staying at a place for too long, he's hardly home, we often call him "waka waka". A nick given to people who walks a lot, and hardly stays in a particular area.



"kpoi kpoi kpoi!!!" i knocked loud.



He opened up, when he opened the door, though he looks unkept, he smiled as he usherd me in.



Me: oboy, this one wae you dae like this. na waiten happen?

Ibrahim: man, me been dae sleep oh, but now i don wake, make we dae commot.

Me: but where we dae go na? Me no want waste time oh.

Ibrahim: no lele, we no go watse anytime, i wan go collect my recordbook, from one guy.


Me: no wam na, do make fast make we dae sail ( normally, we used this words. Only us or people that knows what it meant knows it only).




I waited for him, about some minutes later, he's all dressed up, and ready to sail as usual, we're a going to take his record book. The Recordbook, is a hard cover long note, ibrahim usually writes most of his songs, yes he always had this dream of becoming a singer, unlike me. I just want to go into business, as soon as am done with my secondary schooling, i get bored with school, with the ever faulting prefects and corppers bossing me around, as for higher institution. That is story... i don't see myself going there, ever. I want to make money, as soon as possible!



We stepped out, and he gave me a footwear, not untill he asked of what happend to mine, well i told him my story, which i regretted as he kept on laughing like he's gone insane.



About an hour later, we've arrived at our destination.


Me: oboy, you for tell me say na 'Gambia' we dae put head na, you know say we never settle our beef with this De-bam boys na.

Ibrahim: relaxed, noting dae happen, Odin is with us! Abi you no believe our force again?

Me: no lele, me just wan yarn.




Gambia, is a street and ghetto, one of the known place in Diobu, a place where a boy of seven, already smokes Oris, awaiting Marijuana, i don't like the place, i've always had problems with most boys in gambia, i hardly steps my foot there. And now, am here with ibrahim. I pray for no problem, "Prince Odin, we need your guardians", i prayed, amen!.


We had, already taken the recordbook, from the person ibrahim gave it to. As we sets to go back, when ibrahim brought the idea to smoke before going home, smoking was one of the things you'll find in my 'Don't Do' list, though almost all my friends does it, i still didn't like it, Ibrahim had started smoking when we were in JSS3. Now we have gotten to SS2, the habit has gotten worse.




We went to a secluded joint in the ghetto, as he brought out leafs, wrapps it and lights, yes we had a lighter, he started smoking. I on the other hand, brought out my Asha200 Nokia phone, i enterd a website as i refreshed pages to see the story i was writing on Nairaland, entitled 'Nwa Aba Na City'.(check my profile to read).




I was busy with my phone, and ibrahim with his 'weed'. When suddenly, we heard some mean voices.. We looked up to see six young men, looking rugged and unkept. They came closer to where we sat, as one of the oldest one spoke or shouted rather.



"who goes there!!!"?. He asked us.


I sensed, serious beef (problems).






To be cntd...
LiteratureRe: "Nwa Aba Na City" (a Pidgin Story) by Randyblincks(op): 11:13pm On Mar 14, 2016
tombravo:
you too get hospitality jare.
Na so oh... I don drop small update, light no dae my side oh, and my battery na... Make i no talk, make e no carry vex off at once.


Thanks for reading, Sir.

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