₦airaland Forum

...................................................................................................................................................................................



Today, na Saturday. That one be say today no be school, i don dae already miss ebuka sef, he been wan come visit me as i tell am where i dae stay, but aunty anna say make i no carry anybody come her house, na e i tell ebuka make he no come again, me no want problem with my aunty.


"chiboy, i go nack you oh!." Wisdom na e dae talk so.

Wisdom, na boy wae like fight pass quarrel, anywhere wae fight dae happen for Obgunabali street, you go see widom, with him long neck and body wae dae like say Micheal Jackson na one of he ancestor, the both lin like say blood no dae their body. Infact the way i dae always look wisdom sef, me dae wonder why person no fit just break am, into two for fight.


This Saturday, me and chineye don go to fetch water for our normal free water place, as we go there so, as usual childrens just full there like say na birthday party them come, the way the buckets line up sef, me come dae wonder if water go reach me and chineye at all. But 'nwa Aba' no fit carry last. Even if na tomorrow water go reach me, i still mount here.


E no even take us plenty time, my turn and chineye own don reach, na e i put my keg to fetch water. Water never even dae drop inside na e i see person hand shift am one side come put another keg. na e i say make i look who dae do me this kind thing, as i look he black skin first, me no need to look he face to know say na wisdom.


"nna... Wisdom, why you remove my own rubber na? Your turn never reached" na so i begin yarn am.


"wisom, na true oh, your turn never reach na, leave chiboy make he fetch" chineye added.


" and who come call you na, abi na your own i remove?" wisdom come dae parra oh.



Na so i sharply remove he keg, put mine back. Before water go drop in, wisdom don carry my keg throw am, na so the keg take enter gutter wae near the Tap side.


As i see my keg for gutter, na e tears begin flow for my eyes, me cry wella when i still small. Na so i charge, hold wisdom for he shirt.


"see waiten you don cause? You go pay for my aunty rubber" i tell am.



"chineye, i go nack chiboy oh, tel am now" wisdom come talk.


"but wisdom, why you go throw he rubber for this dirty gutter na?" chineye come ask.


"shey you no see say na mistake?" wisdom begin parra, this guy sef no fit talk sorry. Sha me no want sorry, i want my aunty keg the wae e dae she give me am.


Na so i hold him cloth, infact e don tey wae Nwa Aba fight last.



"chiboy, leave my cloth, i go beat you oh, e be like say you noh no me" wisdom still dae parra.



"who you think say you be sef? You think say me na those boys wae you dae nack, me na Nwa Aba, waiten i go do you, you no go believe am ". I still dae ginger when wisdom push me... Before me no waiten dae happen, street war don break out.



Na so we begin fight, first i throw my punch, wisdom dodge am, give me John Cena, you can't see me. Na so i stagger fall...




To be continued...

tombravo:
come, if i too like leaf, u wan beat me for am? abegi tell bartender make he seppve me fresh waterleaf.

Lol. no be waterleaf only, i fit add am small curryleaf, anything for the boss!

First to comment!

Boss Larrysun the Great, where have you been?? Read this last post carefully, i think you made a mistake somewhere. Maybe you can modify.

Jah bless you, Sir.

AustinBlinks:
Blincks broda! Thanks for being here! #Appreciate.

Continues jare!... Atleast am learning one or two things from your write-ups plus this interesting story, what more can a Brother ask for


Ride on...

oludare007:
that's a courtesy, Sir. It's a sign of respect juts as I've accorded me with it.

I just don't feel alright with it, but you can call me chiboy instead.
Thanks, Sir.

Douglas, am sorry for the mis-spelt of your name( make ur head no big sha)

SPDAZZY:
This one you are calling Douglas, is this a true life story?

Before i started writting this, i thought i wrote somethings somewhere that the story was Non-Fiction, i went further by saying it all happend just last month. Maybe you skipped those parts.

Anyways it's all true life.

Thanks for reading and commenting, Ma'm.

tombravo:
hahahaha. . . baba mi. . . go on jare. . u no tell me say u dan update. barman bring waterleaf and paper!

Am sorry Sir, i didn't inform you about the update.


But bros, you sure like leafs oh.

SPDAZZY:
Lol. Why you dey run na ?

With all those slaps, you still dae ask? You need to see douglass back, na design he mother give am....


Oboy sign in... Maybe you can add some parts@douglass

oludare007:
thanks Sir. You can read the 15th chapter now!!!

I think Hannah is about to be raped!!!

" eh yaaaaa...." my beautifull hannah, she has surfferd a lot.


Please Sir, don't address me with 'Sir', am just a kid.

Nice story!

Wow! Where went i all this while
My big brother from another mum, this is good. Really interesting...

E be like say uncle Ozi's Mummy water mum don capture am oh .

Don't worry Sir. Am coming to rescue you!

Akpobome1:
ur guy die well

No, he no die. Infact he dae also read this story as guest


Thanks for commenting.

At school today, i was flogged by my seniors for late coming. In as much as i was in pain, my girlfriend who was ill also came late to school, so i also took her own part of the punishment, an additional 5strokes was given to me( my nyarsh still dae recieve cool breeze now), that can be an example of being in Love .




I'll go now so my big brothers will comment also.

Blessing and the dead sister Mary, talking to each others. Clearly am seeing spiritual things here, make i wear my glass to see more .



Nice story Sir.

" Jesus!! Chibuike, what is this?" she screamed loud.


What do you think it is? When my little bro is nodding it's head visibly and my short is almost down, coupling with a girl who is half naked, still want to know what it is?? I dare not say that.



I was still shocked and was speechless, immediately ruth has dragged her skirt up, she was really fast because i on the other hand was still trying to pull up mine. But it was too late because douglass's mum has already held me on my clothes, yes she didn't forget the door, but she forgot to lock it.


" So na you dae teach my pikin, So tey you carry woman come my house, ehh... Chibuike?" she asked as she held my shirt like someone who refused to pay up after services.


Me teach your pikin waiten? Abi na douglass i dae learn from? I dare not say again.

" Aunty, no be so....." i was about to say further when a heavy hand landed on my cheek.

"Puaaaarrhhhh!!!" she slapped me.

" Shut up! Am not your aunty, you criminal!" she yelled.

Making out in your home didn't make me a criminal Ma. I almost said.


Now tears has started dropping from my cheeks, i was crying and beging douglass's mum to forgive me.


Now i know you guys will ask of ruth, well ruth was long gone, the moment the woman held my clothes. Ruth saw that as her only chance, well not her fault if it was me and i've dressed up already i would had left her also, but no i didn't. I was'nt fast enough, i still couldn't explain how she escaped but i know it started when i was held, douglass's mum attentions was focused on me, and with the door just closed but unlocked, she was able to sneak out.


" Chibuike, you wae dae come here every sunday come carry my pikin go church, you wae dae always encourage douglass to read, you wae i dae cook put for the same plate with my pikin to chop, so na you still be the devil wae dae spoil my pikin?" she asked in anger.


" Ma, no be so oh. Na devil hand work, cheeii.... Ma, abeg na " i cried as i pleaded.


" Puuuaaarrhhhhh!!!" she slapped me again.


" Ma, chei na.... Abeg oh, e no go happen again " i cried more.


" Puuuaaaarrrhhhh!!! " another slap landed on my cheeks. This time, my eyes saw stars as i thought NEPA has brought a brighter light.


With the way she held strongly on my shirt, i won't be surpressed if someone tells me she once worked in a military. I still remember when douglass told me that his uncle was a military man, maybe not only his uncle. His mum also.


But God, it has been like 3hours, that i've been here. Where has douglass gone to? Infact where Doc send am go??


" My friend, kneel down!" douglass's mom commanded.


Immediately an idea came to my head. What if i just push this woman hard and run? I know the door was still unclocked. No, i can't, she's old enough to be my grandmother, i can't do that. I obeyed and went on my kneel.



She was still shouting and throwing anything that her hand touches at me, her eyes couldn't even leave me for once.


" So chibuike, tell me how many times, and since when you begin bring woman for my house and who be that girl! ? She asked all together.


Well Ma, today will make it the second time, and the girl that you saw me with is your son's girlfriend. I wish i could say some of these, but rather i kept mute.


She came closer to me and.....


" Puuuuuaaaaarrrrhhhhh!!!" another additional slap, as i let out a serious cry this time.


" Ma, abeg cheeiii.... I no go do am again" a promise i wouldn't let down, because the slap she gave me that day i was even afraid of loosing my fine boy no pimples face.


" If i ask you question dae answer me no waste time! Today na police station you go sleep " she said.


As i heard Police Station, my mind flew. I became more afaid, i've heard awfull stories about there. Infact most of my friends are witness, me sleep in a police cell. The thought made me cried more.


Douglass's mum, was still throwing things at me, and giving me slaps that sent me seeing rainbow stars. When someone opend the door and entered, i looked up and there was my dear friend douglass.


Immediately i saw him, some strenght came to me and i was able to talk...


" Douglass where you go since?" i broke in tears, seems the slaps i recieved is now paining me the more, but douglass on the other hand didn't answer me, rather he focused his eyes on his mom. Seems he's scared too.


" Douglass, so na this life wae chibuike dae teach you since, my pikin? " she asked him.


Douglass didn't find a suitable answer to this question as he just bent his head like a kid who was ashamed of his own poo.


Before i could say Jack Robinson, douglass's mum rushed at him, as she gave him beatings that made me realized, she has been taking it easy on me since then. But now is not time for that, as i quickly stood up, this is time for escape, i ran opend the door, and ran away.


To be cntd...

I just noticed, too many errors in the update above. I can't modify (reasons best known to me), but i hope you'all forgive me as i read before post next time.

Na so the tory short reach Now that i've bought Pop corn and Fanta. Odikwa very short.

RemenZack:
*In Don Meon's voice* This is the end!
Incidentally, Thanks for reading and commenting.

SPDAZZY:
Omo see danger.
Wahala dey

No be small thing oh, thanks for the comments Ma'm.


Updating Asap.

tombravo:
baba mi.... why you com stuff waterleaf for inside paper for me na?? .
.
.
abeg continue the story jarr.... pidgin Tory too dey sweet .

Eh ya.... Sorry Sir. I didn't know that was a waterleaf. But sha you can still smoke it, after all leaf na leaf.

Thanks for the comments big Bro.

" Sir his name na CHIBUIKE JOHN OKPARA" aunty anna come answer for me with her usual Engili-Ibgo.

"Woman, i didn't ask you, let the boy answer me " The Head master na he dae talk so.

" Yes Sir, my name na Chiboy "

" My friend you speak good English in my school"

" Yes Sir!" your school, abi na Government school, na waiten i talk for my mind sha.


After many talk and too many shouts, the HM of the school come give aunty anna files make she fill, when she don fill am finish na e she submit am, the HM pick am read everything she write come look me like say i be he lost pikin.


" Boy, your name is Chibuike?"

" Yes Sir, Chiboy too "

" When i ask you a question just answer me the right thing"

" Yes Sir, but Sir my name na also Chiboy"

" My friend speak good English!!! "

" Yes sir, sorry Sir "

" Madam, you'll have to pay Seven thounsand thousand Naira(N7.000) for evevrything"

"Okay Sir " na she bring money fron her handbag count am give the HM.


The man collect the money sharp sharp, lick he charcoal hand with he brown tongue begin dae count the money, the way he dae count am self, me come dae wonder when last he see money, you sure say na the HM be this??

" Alright Madam, Chibuike starts today. Hope you brought your books and everything needed?"

"Yes Sir" i talk Yes Sir so tey my tongue begin white, as me never learn good English wella, and this man no want hear my usual Pidgin, make i dae answer the one i try know how to speak na.



Later.... Aunty anna don leave, at first i wan cry as she dae go but i ginger myself, i be big boy na. The HM carry me go one class, as i reach the door to enter na e i see waiten them write for the door, though me never sabi read wella i still know say na PRIMARY FOUR them write there. As the HM carry me enter the class, na e everywhere come quite, eyes come dae look me like say i be alien wae them capture. The HM carry me go put for one desk with one fair boy, i fit swear our two like alike, with the same height. Infact i don see my lost twin, but that moment i no send am because i dae think of how only me go cope for this school, suppose chineye dae here with me, i for happy but aunty anna say she no fit pay the fees wae them dae pay for chineye their school.


" During Break, come to my office for your uniform"

" yes Sir ".

As the Hm commot na so i bend my head for our desk begin cry, na so tears begin wet my hand wae i carry do my pillow, the tears don soak my longsleev shirt still i bend down dae sob under the desk. E be like say my newly found twin brother don dae notice na e he touch me, i stop say make i look who just touch me, na e he come tell me say...


" No dae cry, if our teacher see you now she go flog you more "

" okay, thank you " na e i wipe my tears with my clothe.

" My name na Ebuka, waiten be your name? "

" My name na Chiboy "

" Chiboy, e don do no worry i go take care of you wella, no dae cry again "

" Okay Ebu, thank you " na so my fellow child begin dae console me, na e i take time look ebuka wella, the only difference be say my head big pass he own, and he teeth i sure say e reach 32 unlike mine wae be 29, apart from that ebuka and me look so alike i just dae look am like say na my lost twin, truly people dae resemble people.


Now the name of the school wae aunty anna register me na OROBGUM GOVERNMENT PRIMARY SCHOOOL 2. For the school them get school 1, school 2, and school 3. Na the same school but na different uniform and different blocks cover our three. But all dae answer one name, i still dae wonder how manage. Now na the school 2 wae aunty anna register me inside.


Inside our class, na one teacher dae teach us all, we dae almost fourty (40) na the teacher dae teach us Maths, English and the rest, though i know sabi her name waiten most teachers dae call her then na 'BOMA MOTHER' i still no understand why that name, well maybe she get pikin wae dae bear BOMA.


" bangiri bangiri bangiri bangiri bangiri!!! " that na our school bell sound(Lol)


Break don reach. na e ebuka carry me go the HM office to go collect my uniform, as we reach na ebuka first talk.


" Good morning Sir, we came for chibuike's uniform" nna eh... Ebuka go sabi book oh. See how he just speak English like say he grandfather from England.


" Chibuike, just now you've made friends? Anyways this is your uniform under there". na he point hand for one big bag under he table. I bend down see the clothes on top the bag, i collect am.


Na e i remove my clothe for the office make i wear my uniform, One of the things wae aunty anna teach me na how to dae wear boxers everytime, thank God oh, aunty anna teach me well. Na e wear the clothe, ebuka begin dae lough me oh, the short dae like De Chidi boxers, while the shirt dae like aunty anna gown. Na waoh!

tombravo:
Nice one! bruh, carry on! buh why u no employ bartender 4 dis thread na. . . . . orijin dey hungry me.

*puts leafs in a sheet of paper, wraps it carefully, lights fire and puffs a little* For the mean time take this, Sir. It highs more than Orijin .


Notice!!! A bartender needed urgently, apply in person, internet or even in spirit.


Thanks for the comments, Sir. Stay glued as i bring more updates.

In *Sinachs voice* more of you... More of you... More of you...

Aunty RemenZack, come and update.

Hope Skonto won't follow his Dad's steps... But the man 'Thing' long oh.


Boss Fretfingers, just update with your phone, not that am wicked. Though i can't compare your write -up with mine, beacuse you tight pass skin tight. Me na washed buttens Asha 200 wae i dae use yet i still dae update one or two things.


Ride on, Sir.

August break don finish, now every children don start school. Even chineye my friend too don resume, i don dae stay house only me for some days, i come kukumar tire for house, me too wan follow my fellow childrens go school too, though i know say me no get brain for book. I still like to dae go school, atleast if na play i go play, na still something.


Me: Aunty, everybody don start school oh. Shey you talk say me too, i go dae go school when e go open?

Aunty: My pikin, the man wae i send go do enquirings go come today, no worry very soon you go soon start.


"Tunnu tuntu tunnu tuntu tunnu tuntu tu, tunnu tuntu tunnu tuntu tunnu tuntu tu" that na aunty anna Nokia phone dae ring so, remember those big nokia phones them those days na?

"alo!...." aunty anna don pick the call, yes na so she dae take answer her call.

E no take 1 minute wae aunty anna pick call, she begin shout for phone oh. She even dae wave hand like say she wan slap the person through phone, while she continue dae warn her caller.

" I don't want anybody here! Ina annu ihe nna ekwu( did you hear what i said)?" for the first time in life, my aunty don speak english, but the thing be say her english miss with ibgo, so all together na Engili-Ibgo. This matter go serious oh.


Me: Aunty, waiten make you dae shout na, person make you vex( as good and carring boy wae me be)

Aunty anna: Chiboy na your aunty oh! Ogechi say she wan come port harcout.

As i hear say Ogechi wan come ph, na e my mood just change, my fine boy no pimples face just change to King Kong cousin own.


Aunty ogechi, infact ogechi na my aunty daughter, not aunty anna oh, my cousin. I get plenty aunties, When i dae 9 she dae 17. So she senior me wella. Ogechi na one of the people wae me no like at all if them give me the chance to they point the people wae me no want for the family. I don dae hear her story since me small, even my father don carry her go delivrance for our church vigil those days, them talk say 'Obganje'(evil spirit) dae worry her, for the family na so everybody carry ogechi matter for head, abi this her obganje spirit no wan leave her?


I still remember the time wae my mummy younger sister been wan wed, all the family don come together for the wedding. Then i still dae Aba and we leave for my Grandfather house. Wedding don end, and every room dae occupied by visitors, no place to sleep. My grandmother come say make she, me and ogechi sleep together for her small room.

Night don reach, and time don come to sleep. Me, my grandmother and ogechi don enter room, inside the room na one small bed na e dae. Though na me be the smallest and na me suppose join grandma for bed, but as good boy wae me be na e i say make i lie down for ground with aunty ogechi, na so our two take lie together.


Within some time, my grandma don sleep already dae snore like the pigs wae Lord Jesus cast evil spirit from( make we dae try read bible). Before i know waiten dae sup, i come dae notice movement for my short nicker, nna eh... Me self come dae wonder if na cockroach, but this cockroach come dae move slowly till e reach my Zip, e open am. Now small chiboy no dae wear boxers in 2008, na so the cockroach take bring out my small 'thing' from my nicker, waiten this cockroach wan take my tiny 'thing' do na? Me no, no oh! Now i know say this cockroach na aunty ogechi hand just dae play with my 'thing'. I remove her hand sharp sharp because me no dae comfortable with this particular play, play with my 'thing'. As i remove her hand na so she still put hand again, i remove am she still put hand again, "ah ah" them send her to bring my 'thing' for ritual? We continue this our play for the dark room so tey, e be like say grandmother don dae notice noise for the room. Immediately na e she flash her light for where me and aunty ogechi dae, before me know waiten dae happen. Ogechi don fake sleep sharp sharp, like say na she first everybody sleep first, me know say na lie. Because na our two been dae do touching body with my 'thing' now now.

"chiboy, why you no dae sleep?" grandma asked.

" nma(mama) na mosquitoes dae bite me oh"

"why your hand dae your zip, my pikin?"

" nma, na there wae the mosquitoes dae bite me pass, but e don stop"

Maybe she think say na rats been dae make the noise, yes two big Rats. Since then, i just dae avoid aunty ogechi jeje. And if na to go aunty anna church (O.P.M) go pray 'Die by fire' for ogechi matter, me fit do am.



Days later....


" Yes, what can i do for you madam?" that na the Headmaster of the school wae aunty anna wan register me for, yes finally i don start school.

" Em... Sir, me want to register my pikin here in your school" aunty anna replied.


" Boy, what is your name?"

" Sir, my... na... me.... na...." i begin shake to talk my own name oh.

" My friend stop wasting time and tell me your name!!!" my mind don fly enter my belle oh. If na so, then me no wan school again. With this man harsh voice.





To be cntd....

elly26:
loving the storyline..Next episode pls

Am glad you enjoyed or enjoying my story Ma'm/Sir.

It's weekend, meaning No School today. I'll be updating ASAP... But first i get ps2 to play(inspires me a lot, that is if i score wella sha)

Thanks for the comments! Am appy...

Modified...

Please am sorry for the mispellings and all errors. I'll read before posting next time.

fretfingers:
That's kinda like a new niche that needs to be explored.

You think so? I think this is my first and last pidgin story.
Thanks for the comments Sir. I appreciate