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Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 9:02pm On Mar 22, 2011
Dindirin!
Jokes EtcRe: A Sensible Mad Man by Ranoscky(m): 8:56pm On Mar 22, 2011
^^ U geh luck say she no byt your hand, take de moni, jaa commot!
RomanceRe: close this acct Seun by Ranoscky(m): 8:47pm On Mar 22, 2011
X of a munite ago is already a GUNNER (FORGETTED) !!!

Just com to papi, mami! wink
RomanceRe: Sex On Phone That Pay by Ranoscky(m): 8:33pm On Mar 22, 2011
[quote author=190: link=topic=628848.msg7964776#msg7964776 date=1300820261][color=deeppink]Really it sounded so funny cos of the typings and everytin grin grin[/color][/quote]Yeah. I like typin in yoruba sometimes, it's kinda interestin (sometimes, I find it hard to read but, I stil like readin it)!
RomanceRe: Sex On Phone That Pay by Ranoscky(m): 7:49pm On Mar 22, 2011
[quote author=190: link=topic=628848.msg7964629#msg7964629 date=1300818966][color=deeppink]Whatever that meant cracked me up cos i just tried reading it[/color][/quote]Meaning: Pls, don't kill me with lafta jare!
RomanceRe: close this acct Seun by Ranoscky(m): 7:44pm On Mar 22, 2011
You can stil send a birthday text msg to him, I think it's stil ok!
RomanceRe: Sex On Phone That Pay by Ranoscky(m): 7:15pm On Mar 22, 2011
Toonice:
U dey bleep ghost (OKU) on phone. Abeg try not to release your sperm during the sex o
grin Jor, ma fi erin pa mi jaree!
Foreign AffairsRe: More Than 8,000 Libyans Killed In Revolt: Rebel by Ranoscky(m): 5:37pm On Mar 22, 2011
I comment my reserve!
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 3:25pm On Mar 22, 2011
Studio, leave that guy, he is only day dreaming!
RomanceRe: Is Age An Issue? by Ranoscky(m): 10:21am On Mar 22, 2011
Bleep age, I dont giv a fvck. Whoeva com's across [from 17 to metusela] is gettin laid !!!
FamilyRe: She Left Me After My Effort With My Kid by Ranoscky(m): 12:31am On Mar 22, 2011
Shy-One, I so enjoyed readin your reply to Outstrip. It was so interestin and fun to read that, after reading it, I had to scroll up and go thru it again. you'r the only female so far that has made a reasonable and none feminine comment pertaining this topic. Your comment tells about your personality. And no doubt, YOU ARE ENDOWED !!!
FamilyRe: She Left Me After My Effort With My Kid by Ranoscky(m): 11:37pm On Mar 21, 2011
Op, Few years ago, somethin happened and my mom called me, sat me down and was lecturin me about women. She said alot of things that at a certain point, I started askin mysef if she realises that she was also a woman! Som1 came up with some key points about women here on this thread and believe you me, it was also part of what my mom told me that day. She said: "NEVER YOU LOVE OR TRUST A WOMAN! [ladies pls, dont frown your faces]" And she also said: "If I sleep and wake up one mornin and my wife said she is nomore interested in the marraige, and after moments of askin her the reason why and all that, but she stil decide to leave, that I should NOT stop her from leavin, but made sure that she left without the children. Believe you me, there was this girl that I was dated back then and my mom likes her so much but, til date, I stil could not make FOOL of mysef in front of my mom by tellin her what went wrong between me and that gal [b'cos it was that same advice she gave me]. What I am tryin to say is that, forget about your wife, she's a gonner. try every possible means to get your child back, and if you can't, then forget about the past and move on with your life, for no matter what happens, LIFE GOES ON!!!  Best of luck!
Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 7:46pm On Mar 21, 2011
To the best of my knowledge, na me surpose sign autograph for your forehead b'cos, i dey follow celebrities dat is y pipu know me. But nobody know u b'cos, u be NOBODY.

So, afta make u com make I sign am for u, make u usam go dey do guile for your guys dem say na celebrity follower sign am for u, therefore, u sef don becom celebrity, uhear?
RomanceRe: Can One Really Get A Good Girl? by Ranoscky(m): 7:31pm On Mar 21, 2011
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Jamaican swagger***

190, so greetin err gyal U C in NL was D reason Y U said we'r not on same level interms of runsin babes ni? undecided

Eyaaa, pe le O!

Swaggs out!
Jokes EtcRe: Pls Help, It's Very Urgent! by Ranoscky(op): 7:15pm On Mar 21, 2011
^^ Bless you, my sista, I was just about to ask why he was stammering?
Jokes EtcRe: Re:another Stylee by Ranoscky(m): 7:05pm On Mar 21, 2011
Thread wey the Op say make mods close naim don enter page2 ni? undecided. . . .Na wa O! End sha never wonder!
Jokes EtcRe: Atrip To D Doctors Office by Ranoscky(m): 6:57pm On Mar 21, 2011
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Jokes EtcRe: Can You Imagine! by Ranoscky(m): 6:55pm On Mar 21, 2011
^^ I guess you just heard that from some1 today so you decided to spew it on every thread, right?
Jokes EtcRe: Amazing Story by Ranoscky(m): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2011
kemisuga:
Sir, you' re my witness, u know I don't wear pant.
Gaddemmit! . . .Infront of my wife? undecided. . .You don die today!
Jokes EtcRe: Re:another Stylee by Ranoscky(m): 6:23pm On Mar 21, 2011
sledge406:
e go dey produce 30 naira notes.
shey 30naira note don dey exist ni?

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