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MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]yes. a vacation / cruise in the caribbean  

WOW!!! Daz interestin!

MzDarkSkin:
which u will be sponsoring on my behalf! yaay!  

No problem at all, gyal, warreva and wherever you like.

There's always millions of $$$$$ to spend during the E-sponsoring!

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]@tosin, babe and ranosky

i dont give a dern which version u sing. they all came from
the same song ok?

And is there any price to win from the original song?

Lost for word!

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whistle.

Shey she dey mad for head ni? . . . .unto which level?

First of all, I know say I go jam Iyatrustee for hia! . . . .Well, paro lo, nothin do you!

[quote author=Debo_O link=topic=634899.msg8017270#msg8017270 date=1301494191]Which one will you prefer, a real love (Love) or a virtual distance love (eLove) ?[/quote]E-love ko, F-love ni.

Give me real punny make I dey feel happi dey go jare!

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[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8018132#msg8018132 date=1301500797]Ranoscky,
One important rule I learned about relationships is never to talk to your family (not even your siblings) about your gf/bf! Why? I dont know why but trust me, its not benefiting you in anyways!

The 2nd thing is Im sorry to hear about what your girl did but you know what? Thank God she did it than at least you know she is not the girl for u. Imagine if all this while she was hiding her true colours and you never did gave her that money and after you marry her, suddenly she go rob your money and run now that will be worst off!

Lastly, the reason why I told u to have faith its because of what Im going to tell u. I wont mention who but I will tell u about this guy that I know and what happen to him. This guy was in a relationship with girl A for 2 years and she claimed herself as a virgin! Than suddenly she got pregnant and told this guy that it is his baby. This guy told her that they have never slept together how can it be his baby? Overall, he than found out that she has been sleeping with another guy all this while.

Than this guy met Girl B. Girl B has always been crying telling him that she has no money for school and bla bla so he gave her alot of money but one day he found out she never did went to school and that she uses that money to buy updated Blackberry's.

Than this guy met Girl C and he thought she was the one for him not untill she dumped him for a rich guy.

After all that, he still has hope for the future of love and now he is married with this girl and she is his wife for 4 1/2 years and they both had children.

So please. . . Dont give up hope.[/quote]So long as LOVE is involve, all hope is LOST for me, NO two ways about it!

Just like I told you before, if I tell you my full story of what I have expirienced about love, you would deffinitely shed tears! Could you believe that, even till date, I stil could not tell my mom what happened between me and that gal? Less I forget, she was the ONLY gal that my mom likes soo much amongst the gals she had seen me with. So, how do I open my dirty mouth and tell her what that gal did after all what she adviced me in the past?

And mind you, thats just a tip of my sad Xpirience about love and not even the major issues!

fork adict:
^^^ maguy. Am speechless. I don't know what to say,

Speech wetin?. . .SpeechLESS for just a tip? . . . .Sounds funny! Then if I tell you my full story, what will you do?

Guy, I don't want to go into any further details but the fact is, put love and trust aside when dealing with a gal. But if in whatever way, the relationship stil headed to marraige, then thank your stars for it, for such gals are VERY HARD to find!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8017210#msg8017210 date=1301493624]In that case than you should have saidlove sucks like theres no room for love my dear[/quote]Ya, love sucks. It doesnt exist anymore in MY life!

fork adict:
@ Ranoscky

Abeg give us the gist na. Nobody sabi who you be so you no suppose fear. And I for one just wants to learn from your experience. Please kindly tell me what happened. please, please

My broda, I dont want to say it here doesnt mean that am afraid of anyone here, but b'cos, it's not worth hearing!

K, just for you, let me give you some tips (but not the real cause). . . .I am the kinda person that sticks to whatever I said and want. I once had quarrel with my mom just b'cos of my (then) gf. (I don't want to go into details) After reconciling with my mom, she sat me down and gave me some advice of my life, about women. To the xtent that, at a certain stage, I started wonderin if she realises that she is also a woman. But, the key advice that she told me was "DONT LOVE & TRUST A WOMAN" (that was where I was thinkin if she realised that she's also a woman)!!!

My broda, Some months later, I stil made fool of myself in trustin one useless thing that I thought she's the one for me. Believe me, she ran away with my 450,000naira and some goods that I gave her to sell (all in all, almost 700,000). Before then, during the first relationship, This girl left me for NO JUST CAUSE. After hearing all the miserable things that she was doing then, being a FOOL that I was, I stil . . . Ah, infact ehn. . .bros, I no wan talk again b'cos if I dey remember dat tin ehn, E dey make my head (((BLOW))), walai.

bros, no vex, i go tel una d gist lata, but for nau wey i don dey remember d tyn again, e don dey make me dey para!

The fasting no get limit ni? . . .From when til Easter sunday?

Berra be!

Damoche10:
an u imagine her post to me today,

Her: I left my friend and took him to a place in maitama. Wen he finished, he started askin me out and pressurizing me cos we've been friends for sometime now. He said its cos he loved me dat was why he became my friend.
Her: He suggested we go to a club or just hang out last nite but i refused using work as excuse. But he said we are spending dis nite and weekend together and no one needs to knw if i mind so much.
Her: Thing here is dat d guy is single and rich but i don't love him though i liked him wen we were just friends but now i think i have to let go of d friendship instead of u.
Mine: Baby, u must be crazy for telling me this

. . .Funny that!

Op, somehow, I wonder what was your intention of seeking for advice here in NL when the handwritting is there on the wall. EVEN a madman could figure out what your gal is on about, without seeking for advice from sane people!

My advice? . . . FORGET THAT GIRL AND MOVE ON !!!
She's just stalking on you should incase her parols with those other guys crumbles. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU!

677ano:
Why crucify Mobo when we all know what Nigerian women do on a day to day basis. Funny enough the guilty one react badly to Mobo's threads.

Abi O!

kpolli:
ok, clarified, but i still feel MOBO should be shot

Why is it taking you so long?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8015181#msg8015181 date=1301473539]Common now. . . Is it that bad? Do u intedn to stay single forever?>

If iy makes u feel any better I start falling in love at the age of 25. 25 years old and I have my first bf.[/quote]NO, I dont intend to stay single forever!

I wont love again doesnt mean that I wont be with a gal anymore but, whoever am with, I will NEVER put my love and trust on that person during relationship so that, whatever happens along the line wont affect me. I'll just wave and MOVE ON! But if it however led to marraige, then fine! I'll know she's the one for me.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8015089#msg8015089 date=1301472681] Ok, than do u have YIM? Im just feeling bad hearing you uout like this and to me, when someone hasa love problem, if I can do sumthin to get the persin hope again I would do my best, [/quote]The lines in red above sounds funny, don't even think about it cos, it's NEVER gon be possible (mind made up) !!!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8015058#msg8015058 date=1301472275]If I share mind would you share yours? [/quote]I definitely will, but, am ashame to share it here on NL cos, it's not worth saying in public (I really made fool myself)!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8015016#msg8015016 date=1301471797]Im sure you have heard of my love story? Please tell me you did. [/quote]NO, I don't think. Do you mind sharin?

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8014729#msg8014729 date=1301467563]^^^ [/quote]Yeah, I said it. And will say it again and again!

If I tell you my Xpirience about love, believe you me, you'll shed tears for me. But I guess all what happened to me was surpose to, b'cos, I don't know how I made fool of myself after some advice from my mom about women!

I will be the last FOOL to ever love again!

Tingles:
Love should only occur down-south (between the legs), keep your heart out of it.

The best thing I'v ever heard since this year 2011.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8014937#msg8014937 date=1301470552]^^^ HEY!!!!! [/quote]It sounded ugly but true!

*smile*

Say hi to you my E-love!

Such is life!

***Rano swaggs in singin black & yellow - Lil weezy version***

pc guru:
i'd tell him top pick a book and read up and enlighten yourself and get Paid like hell.true story besides Love doesn't Exist mate,dont fall for that fallacy

I partially I agree with you on the red line above but, somehow, I'll say it does exist but, HARD to find!


all in all, FVCK LOVE !!!

Move on !!!

MRbrownJAY:
no coochie is worth dying for, let it go bro!!!!

+5

Since the only means of her reaching you is thru phone, then, buy another sim card and live a peaceful life!