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I heard that Liverpool has provided Chelsea the user-manual to the use of FERNANDO TORRES, is it true?

Wtf !!!

clemcykul:
throws knockout into the thread

Lol.

sutoboy:
A blind Jamaican went to a restaurant. 'Menu sir?' asked the owner. 'Mi blind, just bring one ah ya dirrrty forks, mi will smell it & then order.' The owner went over & got a used fork. The blind man smelt the fork, took a deep breath & said: 'Yes, mi want rice with jerk fish.' 'Unbelievable!' thought the owner. The blind man ate &, left. Two weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good the blind man's smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Marcia was cooking. He said: 'Marci, I need a favor. Pls rub this fork in your kitty!' which she did. He then goes & gives the blind man the fork. The blind man smells it & says: 'Raaas claat!, mi never know marcia work here!'=))

Funny that!

***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Jamaican swagger!***

Eheeen. . .?? . . .Dis two pipu stil dey continue dia bumper 2 bumper for dis thread? . . .O ga gan O!!

*Swaggs out in Flygerian swagg!*

Thanx for coming, you can now leave !!

MzDarkSkin:
Maybe that is how you all do it in NIGERIA but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that she is not Nigerian.

R U fuvckin kiddin me ? . . .she is not just a Nigerian but, a confirm IBO made, if don't know, better know it now!
Even if she's claimin to be an American, that's her problem. Is becoming a citizen of America a guaranteed ticket to Heaven? . . .To the best of my knowledge, America is a name of a country and NEVER a gate way to Heaven !!!

Goodluck to her becoming an American citizen then (if that would make her juicy), but for me? FLYGERIAN FOR LIFE!

iyatrustee:
everything! abeg summarise before i slice your balls

Nasty gal. Is that why you like touching it whenever we'r together?

Sicherheit, what exactly did u find hard to comprehend ?

Ah ah. . . Sharp-sharp, posts don plenty reach like dis?? . . .Na wa o! Wel sha, I think Libya or Pakistan would be a good location. Very safe and securitized, what y'all think?

Op, what a good question. . . There was this guy that taught I might be a guy of 20 - 22. He refused admiting that I was older than that [he was stil older than my real age tho, but, he taught he gave me gap of 10yrs, WTF!] He argued and argued for months [even askin us to bet on it] until 1day, I decided to open up to him. I called my mom and said: "mummy, somebodi wan talk 2 u. Telam how many years I dey", and I gave the phone to him, for him to hear from my mom DIRECTL!! Believe you me, my mom did not only told him my age, but, also told him both the date & month [if possible, both hour, munites and seconds.] And that was how I ate his $200 and also gained more respect from him.

Just passin by and stopped to sa hi.

Aspa?

And your point is?

190, sorry but my balls are attached to my diick, and it's unremovable! But, as a friend that shows concern, I can get you the balls of a male mouse if you need em!

Amin Ase O!

Y'all need to see this ~~> http://news.yahoo.com/video#video=24586994

Numbers as in?. . . Is it b'cos I was laughin? Or, was she right by insultin both those that insulted her and those that didn't? Does that made her a macho woman over every man she sees? . . . MzD, had it been you'r a Nigerian, you would know that such girls are the type that shuts their mouth and makes know comment whenever their husband is pissed with them! Dont think most guys that kept quiet are intimidated by her, NO! They kept quiet b'cos, they know the kinda gal she was, and in Nigeria, we dont pay attention to such people b'cos, their mouth are like AK-47 that couldnt hurt a FLY !!! I dont even know why I engaged mysef in xchanging words with her.

Wel, I guess I better join the other folks and keep shut, she's not worth it!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=625563.msg7944950#msg7944950 date=1300557698]Cyber cafe time ran out huh? [/quote]You should have told us that you were once a DIVORCEE instead of pouring the anger on all men here in NL.
Well, how's your battle with Chima's 19yr old girlfriend?. . .Don't mind the yeye gal jare, they'r all husband snatchers. Just try and bring more s3x techniques whenever you'r rocking with Chima on bed at night, maybe that way, he might decide to fashy the 19yr old husband snatcher and focus/manage on your sorry lame worn-out as$.

Try using ALUM to wash your punny, maybe it might get back to normal. I sympathize with you tho!

Nekai:
Yeah 8 bedrooms are too much. (I'm a girl BTW) I guess I have to add that to my profile now.

RE: Yeah 8 bedrooms are too much. = True talk my sista!

RE: I'm a girl BTW = Eya, sorry for mistaken you as a man.

RE: I guess I have to add that to my profile now. = Alright my dear, pls do!

ogugua88:
Does she have full custody? I'm blindly assuming the kids will see Tiger some weekends? What happens to the 7 free bedrooms? She should volunteer those spare rooms to Japanese refugees or the homeless from the New Orleans disaster of 6 years ago.

RE: I'm blindly assuming the kids will see Tiger some weekends? = The house is 10 miles away from Tiger Woods house!

RE: What happens to the 7 free bedrooms? = Exactly what baffles me.

RE: She should volunteer those spare rooms to Japanese refugees or the homeless from the New Orleans disaster of 6 years ago. = I hope so (but doubt it with all doubtness of doubt) !!!

Jor O, make una no spoil me O!

Nekai:
Man, she will have property taxes at about 300,000 dollars a year. Thats about a million every 3 years! In 30 years, 10 mil. Not to mention the cost of a cleaning crew to keep the place from getting dusty, groundskeepers, nanny, cook, electric and heating costs, She is crazy!!!
With no income coming in, that 100 million she got in the divorce settlement will be gone in no time this way.

God bless you my broda, You know Exactly what I meant!

desholah:
OP,
It's her money . , She's free to spend the paper the way she likes . . .It's a free damn world!!!

I know anybody can spend dia money however dey like, but, 8bedrooms for just 3peeps (I adult and 2kids) damn!

Tiger Woods X-wife [Elin Nordegren] buys a 17,000 square foot mansion with 8bedrooms in it, worth of $12.2million USD.     

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Elin-Nordegren-one-ups-Tiger-Woods-buys-17-000-?urn=golf-335365

Thanx a million MzD, bless you bunch! Tho, I know about that YARDFLEX before [thru a jamaican lady that I met here in NL] and a day never passes by without me visiting for new updates and listenin to current Jammo songz that keeps me Iray. [I was even listenin to some hit jamz on YARDFLEX when I was typin my previous post] but, that was the only site I know about, and now that you have arrived with loads of em, I say: LET YOUR BLESSINGS BE NUMBERED LIKE THE STARS IN THE SKY THAT SHINES THROUGH AT NIGHT. . . .You DEFFINITELY ROCK gal, I so appreciate !!!

Onchedu:
Yeah, I don't know how I forgot bout them. Ghanian girls have it good. Nicely moulded & smooth.

True talk bro.

D day I rocked Dis ghanian babe ehn? . . .Walai, I refused takin my hands of her soft nyansh. It's as soft as breass!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=626827.msg7944209#msg7944209 date=1300545879][color=#0066ff]Ranosky gotdammit!
what was the "Loading. . ." all about?
sheesh!  [/quote]Hehehe. . . .Don't mind me jare!

Yeah, less I forget. . .Do you know of any Jamaican site where I could get all these current rugged Jamaican vibes that are being played in Night clubs, Rock Joints and other happening areas?. . . .Appreciate if you do!

Onchedu:
Or we could go to SA girls or Sirrea Leonean girls backsides.

Doz SA gals nyansh ehn. . .? . . .Walai, Im dead sure that their nyansh is included in south Africa's economy !!!

[quote author=MzD@rkSkin link=topic=626827.msg7944141#msg7944141 date=1300544893]@Ranosky yes sir. . .I am lost lol. [/color][/quote]Lost at laughter, or. . .?

I wish to have none!