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alfchye:
God will be with you and all of us with the heartbroken disease.hehehehehe

Amen O, Lol.

Listen brov, I think her emotions are taking whole of you! Is she with your crib key? If yes, change the lock. If No, then reschedule the time of your coming back home.

Forget about this ~~> "Just because you get rid of something, doesnt really mean its gone!"
You have been threating fairly but, she refused to grasp the message. What you need to do now is be rude to her, for without that, she's going no where. Your strange attitude will put her off! Just like her quote above, she might stalk for somewhile but, before you know it, your plan B will make her leave quietly!

The case is already reported so there's nothing to fear! Switch in to plan B, brov, zero your mind about her emotions, for women are very, very good and trickish with it. Time to be MORE serious about it!

degubi:
I cannot understand how you could be in love with someone you have not met in person and yet you started accepting gifts from him, what if he is everything you need to avoid? Well i would advise you to organise a meeting with this phone guy and see him in person because a lot of body language could be read properly when you are face to face with someone than when you are talking on the phone. That is your first duty before anything else, the cool guy is just filling a need because of the absence of the other person and to go into the second relationship will be a slight to the other guy considering he has done so much for you.

Make effort to meet the first guy and determine for sure if it is a relationship you are willing to pursue, if it is not then end the relationship and be free to follow the other guy. Do not string two guys along it is utterly selfish and potrays you as an irresponsible lady.

+5

pj1:
wow!!!u've bin dating an unknown guy for 6mths

I have dated some1 I have not seen for 2years. But later, we finally met eachother and had a good time.

NO BIG DEAL !!!

obowunmi:
You only like the cousins friend because he's paying your bills. Don't you have parents that can support you ?

. . .Easy guy!

Re: A Perfect Song!

I hear you knock, knock, knock baby come on up
I hope you got, got, got something in your cup
Cos im three shots deep. . .and I ain't tryna sleep
get your redbull on cos im ready

You've been playin naughty getting with me all night
We both know exactly what you want. . .right
Now, tell me what you want though, tell me what you gon do. . .whatchu gon do

Once I throw on this "Bow-chika-wow-wow", whatchu gonna say
You act like you gon leave but, I know that you gon stay
Break it down, dicky down, down, girl dont even play
Once I set the mood right, ama make you sound like ta-na na, taaa na naaa. . .Ta na na naaa. . .


Shout out to ma niggas Bow Wow and Lil weezy for providing me this song (Remix)!

pc guru:
@BABE! it seems u enjoy attacking me,

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=636973.msg8035991#msg8035991 date=1301713125]Yes! You nailed it! "I do"! [/quote]PC guru, what the fvck are you stil waiting for, when she has already said the words in red above?

Alter straight !!!

Goodluck!

aminalib:
190 is holding my toilet tissue as i intend to enter the bathroom in an hour.

Eewww!!!

Babzilla:
Dont let anyone decieve u. its all about the money. always is always will be. a woman will screw a pig if the money is there. the only woman who will love u unconditionallym is your mother, sisters, or relative. Peace

Bless you, broda!

mecussey:
Never be too nice to any woman

You know whaz up!

pro01:
Lol. You're kind of right though. . .I've seen this happen many times in real life (of course not that they actually screw pigs, but they screw men that are even worse than pigs, lol). I recently came across one weird indecency movie in my friend's apartment, in which a worse-than-a-pig midget was screwing the hottest biatch I've ever seen. . . Kristina Milan or something. And what would make a biatch as fine as that screw a midget? Money of course. It's crazy how money makes them do unthinkable things.

That one is even better. Believe you me, I have watched indecency movie where they eat poo (REAL TALK)!

sley4life:
How do a lady u ar approaching know your age?Is age written on the forehead?

I taya O!


OP, forget about doz gals, dey'r all money monggers. If you'r ready for marraige, den search carefully. If not, go for "pay as you go!"

HabbyHonze:
That is why i planned with another german girl to be my witness anytime she shows up at my crib and start her well-planned theatre
again. Atleast a german like her will be a nice prove cuz my naija pals wont help much.

Very good idea!

But also, make sure the police are aware of it, should incase!

HabbyHonze:
And even if i have bleeped her brains out, being her first black dude, she shud give some
other black dudes around a try then and let me bleep someone elses brain out too,

Lol @ the lines on red. . . very funny!

Since you gat the techniques of blowin a gyals brain out, how then do you think she's gon leave you when no one has ever blew her brains off before?. . .maybe the term "oppotunity comes but once" does rings in her head always, so, how then do you think she's gone waste the only one she has at the moment? Lol.

HabbyHonze:
i really made a mistake hooking up with a german. Should have stayed jejely with russians!

You made NO mistake, man. Shiit happens all the time. Left for us to handle whatever situation we find ourself and move on, for you'r not the 1st nor the least.

HabbyHonze:
There are many guys looking for stay and would kill to get a nice educated ilepa like her. But
why me A ready made finished product,

Self confidence makes a man. Dont panic. just be strong and focus. Mind you, a man is being judged by his principals. Being a man is not by his 3rd leg but, how he handles whatever situation he finds himself.

Be strong, brov, NOTHING DO YOU !!!

U beta stay off her or else, you'll lose both your 1st priority in school and also, for her dumping you later cos you aint gat moni (hope you know what naija gals are all about)?!

Na dia wahala be dat!

Me, I dey speak my mind!

amblors:
unconditional love huh! remind me in the next life

. . . .Exactly!

jennykadry:
^^^No be say na flat screen sef.

Nna mehn, Ike gu kwa!

ifyalways:
Wetin u find go my profile?

Me sef, I no know wetin I fyn go dia O, Lol.

ifyalways:
Na Dayokanu sitting room be dat,ask am.

Evidence?

ifyalways:
Someone said he does not "settle" after WWE and the babes settle themselves with his stuff.

You sure say dat "someone" no be you?

ifyalways:
Ogbomosho boy after numerous loss is now wiser,Lock it all up and bury the key in an empty soup pot.

As omo Iko na.

ifyalways:
LOL

Eyaa. . .Cute smile!

The emotional cryin and fallin sick afterward is just a hype up. She's doing it for you to feel sorry for her and stil have her as your girlfriend while she's stil seeing the X-bf!  At first, I taught it's a Nigerian gal, but since she's German, I think it's a bit serious. Since the case has been reported to the police before, if I were you, what I'll do is go back to the police and tell them that whenever you ask her to stop comin to your crib, she tried commitin sucide.  So that, whenever you make up your mind to bone her finally, if anything goes wrong, they should know that you'r innocent about it. I was told by my mom not to be with a gal just b'cos of her emotions towards me!

PS: But somehow, I think you'r blessed with great diick that was why she refused leaving you, Lol (kiddin)!

Goodluck brov!!

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=636293.msg8036593#msg8036593 date=1301730141]can be single and happy or single and miserable.[/quote]Hope the 'miserable' is not b'cos, that person is 'single'?

Cos, one can be miserable, depending on how he/she decideds to live his/her life, and not cos of single or married!

If you understand what I mean?!

tine:
I wonder where people get the idea that marital status is a determinant of happiness

Aba O!

Some people said they feel happy after some wraps of kpoli (weed). Some feel happy when drinking, while some dont drink or smoke but stil feel happy. Be it single or married, being happy is by preference, just like MR.BJ said. If you ask me, the singles are more happier than the married couples. Cos, no too much phone calls about or whereabout, why you came back home late and so on. Im single and forever happy!

OP, ask Asene Wenger (Arsenal manager) if he is happily single or not (I hope you know how old he is)?

I see a 'close' friend as a biological brother to me.

And the 1st step to start the journey?

^^ Nna mehn, which kain mumu dey lock up im room divider for tv set and the rest, on your profile?

Against thieves or, his children not to penitrate on it while he's out for work?

Funny man!!

Searching for a gyal that has the "Bow-chika-wow-wow" love!

Lol.

Can you imagine?!

^^^ Lol.

Tosinville:
^^Nigerian love-peddler

Lol.

You dey mind am?!

Lol.

Nothin wey pesin no go C for 9ja!

oYaTo:
@Ranosky,

Fact is, heartbreaks are a part of life (I ve got a few stories too), but that doesn't mean we should conclude that love doesn't exist, that you shouldn't love and trust anymore. .

When you get heartbroken, you mourn about it; then you get back up and dust yourself up.

Keep an open mind, learn from your mistakes, expect the worst, but hope for the best.

Don't project the wrath and frustrations of your previous relationship onto the next one.

A good woman makes it all worthwhile.

I bet you in a few years you'll come back to NL all mushy about how unbelievably wonderful love is and how u must have been an a$$ back then to allow a few bad experiences to cloud your senses. .

Rogger that, thanx!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8029946#msg8029946 date=1301646239]^^^ Una tell em oo [/quote]Why the unnecesary anouyance?

Am telling you!

Op, dont mind such gals. They are the ones that do end up dating a ritualist, and beheaded for ritual!

Just stay focused when you'r broke, and whenever you have a lil cash with you, go for "pay as you go" !!!

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=634182.msg8022131#msg8022131 date=1301551757]Ranoscky,

To be honest with you, if I were to think like you, I would be hating all men and I will think that love does not exist. Im being honest here naa. The amount of times I faced hell and come across the devil was when I meet men but hell no! there is soomeone out there whom is different than all those guys that I have met. And I thank God I have found him.

It all comes to say that you havent met the one. Once you have, love conquers all[/quote]I didn't hate all gals, I only said I wont love anymore.

I know quite alright that love does exist but, NEVER in my life anymore (but it doesnt make me hate all gals)!

Beync:
LUV! LUV! LUV! How many times did i call u? u r so weet but so many times u make tears rolls frm d eyes

Exactly my sista!

Whatever you do, dont put all your love and trust in someone, so that, whatever happens along the line, you just dust off and move on!

[quote author=High_Chief link=topic=634182.msg8020651#msg8020651 date=1301520221]My broda I can imagine the pains you must have passed thru. Sad story mehn[/quote]All for a dirty thing they called "LOVE"

Tho, I know that it does stil exist but VERY HARD to find. But for me, it's dead and gone!

toyemz:
@ Ranoscky

always remember where there is life there is hope always
I understand your bitterness and anger,but thank God it was just money and other materialistice things,thank God you were not married or that you don't have a child with her( she would have milked a lot more out of you).All in all thank God that she didn't run you into the ground and that's a lot of thank yous.
Loving the wrong person is pretty harsh,especially when the truth is revealed. we get the disadvantages of receiving heavy hard love knocks ,but the advantage of learning from each knock.
Don't change,don't stop falling in love
just be cautious and steadily look before you leap
good luck in all

Thanx ma sista for the courage, but I think am done with whatever LOVE is, and NO goin back there!

I have this problem. . .I easily love gals, and I easily hate them, I dont know why! But one thing with me is that I dont listen to side talks. I do the findout myself, and when I findout the truth, that is the END of the relationship. No amount of ocean tears will make me forgive cos, I myself dont cheat on gals and I don't beat gals that cheats!
Could you believe that I lost a friend of mine just because of that fake plastic doll?. . .Just like that, the guy left me!

He told me about the gals history with boys and said he wouldnt like to see her with me b'cos, its a big time fvck up for my kinda person to jell runs with her, and also, he wouldnt like to be wherever that gal was. But being that (then) it was just the beginning of the relationship and she has not done something shaddy to me that would make me think twice, so, I stil decided to remain with her, and that was how I lost contact with that my friend. You guys are temptin me to share more part of ma story so let me let y'all know the recent one that made me wave goodbye to whatever love is (about my recent X-gf)!

There was this gal that I was dating before I travelled. We were in a good terms. I do tell all my friends about her and err'thing was moving on fine with both of us. To cut it short, some of my guys in my area has been tellin me that the gal started flexing around since I wasnt around. Being the kind of person I am, I dont listen to side talk for me not to make the wrong decision. I refused adhering to them and stil continued with her. Later on, it become unbearable that I needed to confirm from a very close friend of mine (he has the final say cos, he was close to her). When I told him about it, he said he had no idea about it cos, he had been busy at work, but he is goin to help me create some time in findin out!

After some days, the guy called me and said he was noticing some kinda strange movement with the gal but he stil want to find out more. Meanwhile, before then, I bought a phone for her (the second time). She has been tellin me that the phone fell inside the water, and some buttons are nomore functional, that she needs another. Final, my friend later got to find out in an un-deny-able way (saw them coming out from a hotel close to hie work place). Now, for the sake of the useless love that I had for this gal, could you believe that after my friend had told me about what he saw, the blinded love that I had for that gal stil made me not to believe him?

Reality finally dawn on me when a close friend of mine went back to Nigeria, saw and revealed err'thing to me. Could you believe that she was also dating a close friend to that my friend that went back to Nigeria?. . .She has seen my friend ones but never recognises him when next he sees him. So my friend called me and told me err'thing about her. Telling me to forget about her that she is not a "I DO" material. Meanwhile, the phone she told me that fell into the water, was lie! She gave it to another boyfriend of hers and wanted me to buy her another one! I have ones asked her all what I have been hearing about her, but she denied it and was even cryin an ocean on the phone, claimin to be a saint (but yet, even til now, she had no idea that I know all about what she was doing).

These are just some part of my expirience and NOT all. Now tell me, what dirty love do you guys expect to remain in me?. . .FOOL that I was, for not listenin to my BEST friend! Also lost contact with a friend. But now I know it's over cos there's deffinitely nothin like love in my life anymore. Single and free, moving on for good. Now, am the best that I can be!

FVCK LOVE !!!