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Not funny buh annouyin!

Don't bring forth a tribal war of words on dis thread pls!

*Take's a deep sigh n walk's out.*

Ahn ahn?? Chidichris na ur NL id be Orangemen now? moderator ban u? y now, wetin happen?

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Hehehe

Ok O, make we dey see sha!

Make una take am easy with d guy in question, some of u guys abroad wia once an ilegal immigrants!

(maybe up til now who know's?)

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U can say whatever buh i'm sorry for ur soul wen d tym coms!

U will look for dat god u called a goat n u won't see him!

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N d question to my previous post above urs also goes to u, how will u feel? answer pls?

Care Taker

I believe u jare!

Even if Nigeria was as organised as US back in d days, doz nigerians in d US army would NEVER join d Nigeria army!

Tudor

Now i know dat u'r just seekin for attention with no better logic to back up your dirty arguement!

Theories says human being wia evolved from monkeys, n thru doz monkey's came dia fathers n dia mothers, incuding u ryt? (excludin me b'cos, i was created by god), have u asked urself who created doz monkey's? Or did monkey's created demself?

Once upon a tym, tym, tym!!!

Naija lyf don taya me sef, which day man pikin go start to dey chop Turkey?

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Same with me!

Up Nigeria!

Shooooo!!! So dis thread stil dey exist?

Anywayz sha, i don even laff die wia i dey read am again!

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Easy Mr. Bonehead!

U funny no be small.

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Yeah, ryt!

Just lyk an armed robber in america dat went to steal money in a supermarket, n after some word of God from d sale's gurl, d armed robber changed his mind n walked away! (True story)

(Tho he went to another shop n robbed 'em dia)

I'm freakin out with all dis CRAP!!!

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FINE!!

What if som1 dat claims to be a pastor marry's ur sister n kill her. N wen he's arrested n asked y he killed her, n he replied n said: "A pastor is also a human being too - with natural human weaknesses and temptations", (sayin it's d work of devil) how would u feel? Happy ryt? If dat should be d case, how many people do u think would remain in nigeria by now? How r u even sure dat me n u would be in NL today?

If u do beat gurls before, i'll advice u stop it! If she offends u to d core dat u can't take it nomore, den send her away n look for another good a$$ dat would suit ur prick to stick with aight?

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May dat same curse follow u n it'll never prevail to nigerians in nigeria, ID!!OT!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah!!!

U'r so quick to call it CRAP, buh r u not surprised dat american gorvernment allowed som1 dat dey found a deseased in his house to travel out of d country just days after d tragedy?. . .U know, when incident lyk dis happens, n i read somhm lyk: "some of the Abia indigenes resident in the Washington DC metropolis charged that it feeds to their suspicions of Orji Uzor Kalu being an agent of the United States of America." Den i have no doubt on my mind dat what dey'r suggestin is truth n nothin buh d TRUTH!

I have nottin in mind against Orji Uzor Kalu O, mind u, buh what im tryna say is dat for d American gov to treat a death case dat CHEAP, dat means dia's somhm we'r not gettin ryt! D goose bumps thing is, not just dat dey (american gov) freed him at d moment for him to remain in d country for further more investigation, buh dey allowed him travel out of d country, R u down with such "DIRTY LOGIC" from d american Gov?   MEN!!!

Omo men, i no fit buy dis lie from d american Gov O, NEVER!!!

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Daz what d topic is all about, mr oversea!

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Apart from Electricity n bad roads, what else can u complain abt nigeria again dat doesn't exist in foriegn countries?

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U mean am? ah, naim be say i go find my way leavam with him wahala be dat! I CAN'T SHOUT ABEG!!!

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If God is wicked n if he is to judge us immediately after our sins, do u think u/me/we all would be existin by now?

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He has control over police Inspector General, n d IG also has control over his men, daz what i meant.

Salimorte

Yes, it is! Everything is science, who performed d sceince? what about technology? (((Heaven i need a hug)))!!! Since nobody believes in miracles anymore, y is d number of churches in our society increasin by d day? (despite faulse prophets). If miracles r mere science, den y r u/we goin to church/mosque? who r u/we prayin to? n y r u/we prayin to him? Ya, it's a mere science buh, y is tsunami unstoppable? Dat same water is what obeyed God durin d oldees dat HE (God) divided it for d children of isreal to passed thru. Scientist's can dictate wen dat same water would pour down (rain). dey can aslo dictate wen dsame water would come for destruction (tsunami) buh y can't dey find a solution to stop it? Brov, E don tey wey dem dey talk dis talk say "GOD PASS MAN", abi u no dey hia d slangs wey dem dey say "GOD PASS DEM?" God is beyond our (human) imagination, y? b'cos HE is our (human) creator. Dat is y wen we hia about d things dat happened durin d oldees, we'll be stunned, y? b'cos, it's nomore happenin durin our generation. R u not surprised dat durin d oldees, som1 can lyv for 300 to 400yrs? Buh now, if som1 lyved for just 150yrs, we all go dey shout say dat person don try O! Don't doubt God my broda, HE can do d undo-able, change d unchange-able, n even wake d unwake-able! Na all dis bas-tards faulse prophets of our tym na dem dey cause all dis rubbish way make God's miracles dey rare durin our tym. GOD IS REAL, BELIEVE THAT!!!

Oladayo

WOW!!! Your reply to S@mi is 1 of the most amazin words i'v ever heard, i love dat!!!

S@mi, u know d shortest route to heaven ryt? GOOD!!! It'll be an Excitin moment n a gr8 day to share with us what God replied u after askin him dat question in heaven, so wen r we to expect d answer from u?

N by d way, u said it's tym we must act, Act what? N who r we actin to? GOD? Anywayz, until u com back from your heavenly journey! U'll make a succesful journey to heaven b'cos, dia's no hold up on d way. y not go today?

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Gd bless u brov, keep lecturin d little knowledged FOOLS!!!

Bawomolo

If no 1 deserves JUNGLE justice, den y r we blamin our lerders for lootin our money, while we'r hia sufferin? Y not get up off our butt n go earn som cheddah for ourselfs, y dependin on d government? Wen doz u depend on treat u JUNGLELY for yrs, y not retaliate back with dsame "JUNGLE JUSTICE"? We always find it hard to retaliate d way we'v been maltreated, buh yet, we complain for d JUNGLE treatment we get, y?
No 1 deserves JUNGLE justice buh dey (all gov officials) has JUNGLE taughts towards WE d citizens. Dat is d reason y we'r stil sufferin from d JUNGLE EVIL way's dat dey (our leaders) has been maltreatin us for d past decade, n hia u r, sayin NO ONE DESERVES JUNGLE JUSTICE. So many nigerians decided not to depend on d gov (b'cos of dia JUNGLE evil taughts over we d citizen) n travel abroad for greener pasture. U can see d way dey'r treated lyk animals over dia all for d sake of d JUNGLE evil gov dat we have. N wen dey get deported n have nottin to do (after d waste of dia hard earned money for visa n ticket) how do u want dem to feel? Happy right? N our students in d universities, anyways, no need to tell u b'cos, U urself know's what dey'v been goin thru, n even d topic say's it all b'cos, if d gov has been treatin us well, such case wouldn't have happened. U heard of d Riot in Greece ryt? U heard of d Riot in Canada ryt? N now south africa is d latest (tho it's just a protest to d government for salary increase). I guess d reason y u said "NO ONE DESERVES JUNGLE JUSTICE" is b'cos (maybe) u'r not based in nigeria. (u'r not witnessin what others r sufferin) If not, u wouldn't have made such comment! To end it off, a policeman shot dead a commercial motorist in d head (with his JUNGLE taughts) just b'cos of "50naira". Some mobs dat witnessed d scene killed d policeman also (with bottle, cutlass etc) y? b'cos, D pliceman killed d motorist JUNGLELY, n died by JUNGLE justice, end off!!!

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U never see anything!

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I taya o! Ehn . . .!