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Pls, i'll lyk to know if Dan Foster is back in nigeria, any1 to help me out with d answer?

If u ask me, (my opinion) i'll say dia's no big deal on dis matter atall.

Op, I, myself has been in a relationship with a love peddler before. When i say love peddler, i mean ASHAWO, Confirm 1, buh as i speak to u now, she's a proudly married gurl with a blessed baby gurl. your friend myt not be d type dat would lyk to roll with "walk about" gurl, or a love-peddler, talkless of goin into a marraige with som1 dat was once a p.orn victim dat even som of her videos clips is stil with u. IF I WIA U, I'll call d gurl, sit her down n ask her to tell my friend d truth. N to tell him dat she's scared to open up before b'cos, she's thinkin maybe she myt loose d him. I can also ask my friend to forgive her seems she has apologised (of which i believe he will, buh i know it's not goin to be an easy task). buh d truth of d matter is, I must let my friend to know about it. Either he know's it through me or her, buh all i know is, i'll NEVER allow my friend to go into dat marraige without tellin him. Den if he decide's to continue with her, FINE! All i know is dat i'v played my part as a good friend! TELL HIM NOW OR NEVER!!!

Let me tell u somhm. . .I lyv a kind of strange lyf dat (maybe same with your friend) if i'm your friend n u refuesd to tell me somhm u know about my fiance before our wedding. den later (after d weddin), u now came to me n start tellin me how my wyf lived in d past, even show me d p.orn video clips, Do u know what i'll do? I'll walk u out of my house immediately, n dat'll be d end of our friendship. N from dat moment, daz wen i'll begin to love my wyfe MORE N MORE!!! Den i'll label u an ENEMY OF PROGRESS b'cos, u don't want d marraige of me n my wyf to progress! (It myt be d taught of your friend also, who knows?) Remember, so many men don't give a fukk! TELLHIM NOW OR NEVER!!!

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U don't know what u'r talkin about. Is it not a pleasure to doz dat r called up to com n analyse a football match? Do u think d called up one's (Ikpeba, Amokachi etc) R thinkin of what u'r worried about right now? whatever bothers u about dia analysis is not dia problem, all dey know is dat, dey'v done what dey wia called for. If u urself is worried about dia poor analysis, den all u gat to do is try n reach dem on (mobile or email) n explain to dem dat dey should try n improve on d way dey speak or pronounce, dat it's too poor to ur lykin. N stop blamin it on d DSTV pls!

Abi shey dstv know say dem no sabi pronounce or analyse football for dey invited dem?

Can u imagine? Killin 3-4 lyfs? N even a lady was amongst dem? shege dambarawo bamza!

In a case lyk dis, no need for longthin, just take dem too d nearest Zoo n feed dem to d Lions FOR LUNCH!

Damburu Ubanka sege!

I don laff taya for dis thread soteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey d left side of my belle don block. E no gree soft again!

Walai, i dey enjoy dis thread no be small. D comments in it is just "OFF" topic, buh soo damn funny!!!

@Mama gee, D movie is out already, i have watched it. It's so interestin n action filled. buh d way it ended, i think it'll have a part 2. Angelina Jolly did a very good job in dat movie, she's so damn fukkin good in actin! D movie is soo damn interesting, U/Every1 needs to watch it!

Angelina Jolly works for d american police n dey never knew dat she (angelina jolly) was a spy until 1 Russian was caught n brought to d station for question. Jolly is d interrogation officer n wen she started interrogatin d spy suspect, d man started tellin her a story of a Russian spy. To cut d story short, d man told her dat SHE (Angellina Jolly) is d spy, so she tried to escape from d station den action follows . . . .

Find out what happened next for urself!

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If u don't need it. how could u know som of Nigerian players abroad dat u'v not heard of? Or do u think d only players we have abroad R just d once in super eagles? lyk me now, thru dis thread, i'v heard of soo many Nigeria players dat never heard of before, n it's a good idea, so if u don't need it, dia'r people dat need it aight? Rogger dat!

D problem with WE Nigerians is dat, premiership is d only league dat we lyk watchin n any Nigerian player dat is not in D premiership is not doin well, DAZ BULLSHYT!!!

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Seems lyk.

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Thanx brov, u know, it's funny how some people dat has nottin doin at home, instead of dem to go to bed, (to have som rest) rather, dey signed in to know if NL would keep dem busy, FINE! After signin in, n goin thru all d latest topics in NL n found none interestin for dem to share dia comments, instead of dem to sign out immediately, rather, dey decide to post an eye soar. I wonder wen some of us hia in NL will grow up!

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Ahn ahn? Olabukola, U dey comprehend yoruba well at all? I said "Ori'e pe jare", meanin (U head correct jare)
Abi u wia "Steve Wonder" eye glass wey make u no read am well? Commot d eye glass for your eye make u see clearly abeg. I dey even hail u on what u said, n what i got in return was "ori'e lo buru". JOR O!!! Ori mi'o buru, neither your's, buh Ori ota wa lo ma te!

Jor, yor oju igo yen kuro loju'e, ko ri ran dada!

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Like Nike!

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Aboki, what does dat gat to do with d crime she committed?

Should in case y'all Clowns don't know, Asamoah Gyan has just signed for SUNDERLAND!
Is SUNDERLAND in anyways better dan Fenerbache?

Pennant n Gudjohnsen just signed for Stoke city. yes, STOKE CITY!!!
Is STOKE CITY in anyways better dan Fenerbache?

Hleb has also just signed for Biemingham. Is Birmingham in anyways better dan Fenerbache?

Y'all R Peacocks!

Oisehumen

Shey dis kain matter no tyre u? Imagine Fenerbache naim dem dey down grade!

Do u Clowns talkin shyt about Yobo know's dat Guti of R.Madrid is now in Fenerbache?   A$$ Pies!!!

Honeric, arrange d face of your ugly icon well abeg, i no send una two message!

If dat was d way other super eagles players wia tested, how many of dem do u think would be playin in SE by now?

@Jarus, so long as d world of football is concern, dia'r players around d world dat r FAR better dan messi, C.Ronaldo, etc buh destiny r not dsame. Do u know dat wen O.Martins started his international football career with (i think) Regina FC of Italy, dia's dis guy called "Chuka Onwuachi" dat dey travelled together along n both of dem wia in Regina FC (team B) before inter milan signed Obafemi. buh do u know dat interms of football skills n goal sence, O.Martins is NO WHERE to be found wia Chuka is? D only thing in football Martins can boast of with him (Chuka) is d speed he (martins) had, n nottin else. Im tellin u dis out of expirience b'cos, i'v played so many "Local street Competitions" with dat Chuka, n i can tell big differencies between both of 'em. We lived in dsame area den n i'v also watched both of dem play so many local competions, Even school competions! so dia'r players dat R as good as messi n d rest buh dey R not lucky enough to be seen for big clubs to sign 'em. R u now sayin in d whole wide world truely, dat messi is d best player? If Fabregas did not come to Arsenal, would u know if a player lyk him exist? Messi myt be d best player in spain buh myt come to premiership now n become a bench player, who knows? where is Robinho durin his tym at premiership? A world rated player den for dat matter. Guy abeg leave matter for Agatha jo, I CAN'T SHOUT!!!

Yoruba, Ibo, Hausa, Benin, Fulani all na Nigeria! So a Nigerian was caught with 1.525kg of drugs period!!!

My happiness is dat, she was caught in Nigeria n not in UK b'cos, it would have been a different case. It won't be dat easy in UK as it's surpose to be in Ngeria. N i also believe dat she was caught b'cos she refused to settle d airport officials so dey decided to make it open. Buh don't get it twisted y'all, if she later coperate's fine with NDLEA, n after some phone calls from her DRUG BOSSES in d UK, she won't be spendin any holiday in jail. No be Naija we dey??

Sunrise: 57yrs ago.

Sunset: 57yrs later!

Sleep tyt in d right hand of God!

Uyakachi

so to ur own perspective, d building of doz toilet is 1 of d major problems dat nigeria needs to solve at d moment?

Robert Green plays for = west ham. Johnson plays for = liverpool. Rio Ferdinand plays for = man united. John Terry plays for = Chelsea. Ashley Cole plays for = Chelsea. Lampard plays for = Chelsea. Gerald plays for = liverpool. Defoe plays for = Tottenham. Joe Cole plays for = liverpool. Milner plays for mancity. Wayne Rooney plays for = man united. N i believe after spain n brazil, England (if i may say) is d 3rd country dat paraded d best players in d world durin d world cup in south Africa, But how far did dia best players in d world dat plays in d best clubs in d world took dem to in d just concluded world cup in south africa? Dsame question goes to d France team n also d Italian team. Even wen nigerian players wia playin in d best clubs, d glorious extent we have gone in d world cup so far is d 2nd round, so i don't see any big deal even if ALL Nigerian players R playin in "Bangladesh" league. So long as dey honour National call ups n give dia best, wia dey play is nottin to be complained/discussed about!

Honeric

Let's tell ourselves d truth na, ahn ahn If u want to access a players performance, it's not in a match lyk dat na R u tryna tell me dat if i.e Chelsea wants to buy messi, n dey fixed a trial match for him to know if he's good enough to play for Chelsea or not. Den after a Disappointin match lyk dat, would dey (chelsea officials) conclude dat messi "screwed" up big tym? Even if at all, how can u tell if a player is good or not by playin him just once? Don't u know dat trial matches to access a players performance r from 2 to 3 matches? A player of Ijeh's calibre (den) been tried for just "ONE" disappointin match n concludin dat he screwed up? well, every1 is entitled to his/her opinion, buh lyk i said before, EVEN ME DAT IM NOT A FOOTBALL PROFESSIONAL, I CAN'T PERFORM MY BEST IN A MATCH LYK DAT. N no matter what y'all say, I believe, n any1 dat reason's fine in football believe's dat d bad pitch is d reason y we didn't see Peter Ijeh perform his best on dat match. when he returned back to his club after dat match, he (Peter Ijeh) told his fans in his club dat he's back with a resoundin HATRICK, n he's stil pumpin more goals even till 2morow, ROGGER DAT!!!

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Ori'e pe jare!!!

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Like Nike!

The day i woke up from sleep n checked d tym, behold, it was already 9:15pm in d nyt. Immediately, i jumped off d bed n rushed into d bathroom to take my bath. (((thinkin i was already late for school)))

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Na wa o, dis is injustice abeg!

Moderators, pls i guess it's tym for "we" all to know dat dis is a public site, n so many people get insulted, buh how do "we" (NLers) know if does dat we insult r parents/non-parents? Or doz dat insult us, how r dey sure dat does dat dey insult R not parents? Do we know eachother before? NO! Have we ever met before? NO! How come a NLer insulted his fellow NLer, n when s/he was also insulted n reported d case, d accuser was banned? How R "we" sure dat d accuser is not a parent? Pls let's set our mind's straight n do things accordinly d way it's surpose to be, Thanx!

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I don't think dat person mentioned somhm lyk savin money, n im not sayin dis regardin to d topic buh, (it's off topic) buh s/he vividly said dat Nigeria is d only country dat som1 can manage economy, how can? so long as dis planet earth is concern, dia's no country dat citizen's dat manage's economy!

Honeric

Which kyn talk be dat 1 na? which 1 be say Peter Ijeh "screwed" up big tym for dat match? u watch dat match at all? How do u xpect EVEN a player lyk Messi to perform in a match lyk dat? A match dat rain turned d field of play to look lyk d house of a horse, n u xpect a (hot striker of Ijeh's calibre den) to perform his best on a BAD pitch lyk dat? Even me dat i'm not a professional footballer, i can't play out my best on a dirty pitch lyk dat. Didn't u see his reaction wen he was being subtituted in d 2nd half? I, myself know's dat d field is "Fukked up" big tym! Tho, d pitch wasn't dat bad wen d match started buh durin d match, d rain started n spoilt his day! Did u know dat it was dis same Peter Ijeh dat was benchin "Ibrahamovic" back den in Sweden? YES, d Ibrahamovic dat just signed for AC Milan now, he left d club (den) to another club b'cos of Peter Ijeh!

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U dey mind d dead man walkin?

Som1 said dat ever since s/he has been existin, livin in d UK dat s/he has heard som1 sayin "u have to manage" in one country buh not in UK, R u sayin d whole of UK citizen's r livin fine?

I wonder what is wrong with som "fa-gotts" lyk blueteeth. Instead of him to go n see a dentist, he is hia rainin insult on som1 dat God has already ordained. I'm sorry for your miserable lyf! Do u have a vulcanizer machine??

I sorry for some people sha!

Father forgive him/her for s/he know's not what s/he's doing!