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PoliticsRe: 2,441 Died In Road Accidents In 8 Months -frsc by Ranoscky(m): 8:53pm On Sep 18, 2010
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=515542.msg6774800#msg6774800 date=1284784610]Does refusing to pay bribe money considered legal?[/quote]Ileke Onyor,

Wia did dey talk about somtyn lyk dat in d topic?
RomanceRe: No And Yes And No Yes Yes And Finelly We Are Married We Are Both Nl by Ranoscky(m): 8:46pm On Sep 18, 2010
It's really interestin to see dat som peeps met dia better half hia in NL, It's Awesome!

OP, I wish u n ur luvly wyf a happy married lyf, n pray d presence of GOD will dwel in ur married lyf NOW N ALWAYS!!!
RomanceRe: No And Yes And No Yes Yes And Finelly We Are Married We Are Both Nl by Ranoscky(m): 8:26pm On Sep 18, 2010
oge4real:
I wish you goodluck with her, and pray that she repents of the facebook flirting. lipsrsealed
Swear b4 NLers if it's only "ONE" man dat has fukked u since u started germinatin br-east full of cowbell milk? undecided
PoliticsRe: Gay Nigerian Asylum Seeker Faces Deportation by Ranoscky(m): 7:42pm On Sep 18, 2010
Uburu Nwafor!
FamilyRe: Say Something To Your Mum by Ranoscky(m): 3:53pm On Sep 18, 2010
smasher1:
I am short of words. I lost her in death June 13 this year. Dont know what to say.
Eya. . .Sorry o! cry

Let's share mine den, Dia's luv in sharin!
FamilyRe: Say Something To Your Mum by Ranoscky(m): 3:50pm On Sep 18, 2010
Oh my mother, im so proud of U! I love u, n God know's dat it's true! How can i ever thank u for all dat u'v done for me? U'r so Gr8, n U'r just lyk Chocolate! kiss kiss kiss

Can a wyf 4get d child at her br-east? undecided Even if she can, I can neva 4get u mum, I luv u wyt an Everlastin luv!

MY LOVE FOR U IS INFINITY!!!
CrimeRe: Brother From Hell! Man Butchers Sister’s Son by Ranoscky(m): 3:14pm On Sep 18, 2010
RICHIE BOI:
old news! this happened since march this year. angry
RICHIE BOI

Wetin u dey talk sef? undecided. . .Ok, let's put it dis way. . .

If it was son dat dey wia searching for (God forbid tho), n after some days/weeks, dey find his dead body inside latrine, with his head n his private parts chopped off shocked, so wen d news later get's to u, is dat what u'll say? undecided. . .

Dia's an igbo adage dat says. . ."If som1's corpse is being carried, other people will look at it as if it's firedwood".
RomanceRe: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by Ranoscky(m): 10:50am On Sep 18, 2010
@Echidime

U make small sence dia b'cos, d way gurls do call dia BF's dia "All N All" nowadays, u'll think dey'v been datin eachother right from wen both of 'em wia born. N now, d Op's friend is sayin "My Man" has pregnanted another gurl, n is seekin for advice if to continue with dat same guy or not! {To d gurls} A relationship of 10yrs is not guaranteed dat u'r already your BF's wyf to be. Not to talk of a gurl dat her BF pregnanted another gurl (despite promisin to marry her), Instead of her to leave him n run with d fastness of "BUGHATTI" (fastest car on earth), her friend is hia (Op) seekin for advice. Op, if u ask me, i'll say dat her freind is takin us for fool. Y didn't she go n tell her mum d story, n ask her mother if to continue with d BF or not? Den whatever her mother replies her, den she should abide to it! (of which i know she can NEVER go n ask her mother such NON-SENCE b'cos, she know's what her mum's response would be. Den y seek for an advice? undecided
RomanceRe: ssss by Ranoscky(m): 7:19am On Sep 18, 2010
mykysmiles:
these comments were meant for metalgong,mobo wateva and tonsin sumthin,AND OTHER GUYS DAT COMMENTED ON THIS TOPIC
My broda,
What came into your head b4 u made such statement lyk dis above? undecided
Is it all d comments on dis topic dat was directed to Eziuche? Wen goin thru all d post comments on dis topic, did u com across Ranoscky insultin Eziuche, Or Eziuche insultin Ranoscky? Since u said u have gone thru all d comments on dis topic n stil made a statement lyk dis, does dat mean's dat u'r havin comprehention problems? undecided

Well, after readin your post, i wanted to unleash my dragon back to u buh, somtyn told me dat mayb U myt b writin from "Mental Dis-order Hospital", so i decided to hold my peace. So how have u been respondin to your mental damage treatment lately? undecided Hope d surgeons r successful with d surgery dey underwent on your sorry brain dat got Xploded n d particules r nowia to be found? Have dey told u dat dey used som part of "Chicken's" brain to make your brain surgery successful? (if no) den i think u need to sue dat hospital. Buh never mind sha, just use d "Chicken" brain lyk dat. If u see a topic dat is kind of related to Chicken brains lyk u, den u can contribute. Buh if u see a topic dat is surpose to be opinioned by "Human brain", den u lay off d thread b'cos it's above your imagination as a human-brained by Chicken! Well, i'll keep prayin for u to get well soon ok? undecided

POOR PHSYCOTIC HUMAN, BRAINED BY CHICKEN cry cry cry
RomanceRe: ssss by Ranoscky(m): 5:14am On Sep 18, 2010
Quote from Eziuche: "Talking about Who will loose? except if u are a loser here in America? How much does it even cost to bring some one here,less than 6000$?"

Madam, U missunderstood me, n ur reply was not what i meant!
I mean after d divorce, R dey leavin each other without d wyf demandin half of d husband's property? After havin half of d husband's (many years hard earned) wealth in just few months of her arrival, den tell me who went down d drain, n who's on top? For how many yrs do u think dat a "NANNY" would make $100, 000, 000usd? dat she made between just a few yr of dia marraige (i hope u know wia am goin)? undecided N now, if he's not d kind of person dat is man enough or courageous enough to carry on after everything, HBP would draw him close to d vultures!

Talkin about how much can bring 1 to America, even d $6000 u mentioned is waaaaay to xtaravagant to obtain an American visa, Xcept u'r talkin about gettin it thru visa agency, den it'll be similar to d amount u mentioned earlier. In a normal proccess, dat $6000 would take 5peeps to American (I stil believe som change wil be left). Am i dat stupid to spend $6000 on just a trip to America? Wen i foolishly waste such money on a trip to d so called America, on my arrival at d ariport, wil i start pickin up $$$$$ right from d airport to my hotel room? NON-SENCE!!!

If i start a biz in Nigeria with $6000, i can make more dan what som1 in America can make in a yr!
FamilyRe: Is My Son Left Handed And How Do I Make Him Right Handed by Ranoscky(m): 4:00am On Sep 18, 2010
aluko360:
seems this woman is stuck in the sixties
Ehn. . .? undecided sixties ke? If she's stuck in sixties, dat means she's current den.

Me thinks she's stuck in Twenties.

N not 1920's, buh 1820's!
FamilyRe: Is My Son Left Handed And How Do I Make Him Right Handed by Ranoscky(m): 4:26pm On Sep 17, 2010
^
It doesn't matter what hand my sister, so long as both hands r thoroughly washed clean after use!
CultureRe: Awa Yorubas, We Too Much : Yoruba Cultural Dance Across The Globe. by Ranoscky(m): 3:56pm On Sep 17, 2010
Op, paro lo jare!

Mo bor pata fun'e O!
RomanceRe: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by Ranoscky(m): 3:34pm On Sep 17, 2010
Op, shey your fren ready for. . ."Na your pikin first beat my pikin?" undecided Or "Mama Onome, com warn your pikin make e no dey beat my pikin again or else, me n u go chuk leg for 1 leggins?" undecided Ask your fren if she's ready for all doz drama, n if she say's yes, den ask her to carry on with d guy! Buh make she know say, while she with her rival (d 2nd wyf) go dey throw punch to eachother inside house, dia husband go just go inside room go wia him short nikka n t-shirt, commot for house go find d small gurl wey him dey take pass tym for outside b4 him enter house Den your fren with her rival go dey digam inside 1 side of d leggins, dia pikin go dey d other leggins dey fight "voltron" too!

I hope say your from dey watch, n also have d Xpirience of "FUJI HOUSE OF COMMOTION?" undecided
RomanceRe: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by Ranoscky(m): 3:20pm On Sep 17, 2010
^
wetin u wan hia from d oda side? undecided

Say na d poster fren geh d pikin abi wetin? undecided

Ti e ga gan o! undecided
RomanceRe: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by Ranoscky(m): 3:18pm On Sep 17, 2010
ilev4all:
If you want more counseling, here is my private number: +2348069152021. I am Nelson.
I dey feel u guy, carry on, nothin do u! cool

*HARD ROD COUNSELIN IS THE BEST* grin
RomanceRe: Someone Else Is Pregnant For My Boyfriend by Ranoscky(m): 3:10pm On Sep 17, 2010
MOBO444:
When you fail to do your work, another lady did it for you.
grin grin grin

Guy u no well at all grin. . . . So dat is d best advice dat u have to offer to som1 dat is goin thru alot on her head? undecided grin
SportsRe: When Will Our Local Coaches Ever Get It Right? by Ranoscky(m): 2:51pm On Sep 17, 2010
semid4lyfe:
So to you, tactical coach = Oyinbo abi?
Very good question my broda!

let's wait for d answer from him.

*I don't know y som of us stil see anything white skin (even a white "dumb a$$"wink as an answer to every problem*
CultureRe: Awa Yorubas, We Too Much : Yoruba Cultural Dance Across The Globe. by Ranoscky(m): 2:34pm On Sep 17, 2010
A Yoruba man n a yoruba woman with yoruba parents, dressed in a yoruba atire, dancin to a yoruba music, dat was sang by a yoruba man, in a yoruba weddin, dat was held in yoruba land, with enough yoruba food, in a yoruba culture!
RomanceRe: How To Impress On First Date by Ranoscky(m): 2:01pm On Sep 17, 2010
Is d Op talkin about "NIGER" gurls or "NIGERIAN" gurls? undecided If u'r talking about NIGERIAN gurls, den u'r makin a big mistake! NIGERIAN gurls no need all doz long process na, ah ah? abi no be Naija we dey again? undecided Just take her to a restaurant wia dey sell "Agege Bread n Agoyin Beans", n d nxt tyn she'll say is. . . Hey dear, can i go home with u tonyt? undecided. . . .N d rest is History!
RomanceRe: ssss by Ranoscky(m): 1:17pm On Sep 17, 2010
eziuche:
Why doesn't he take the risk- I mean marriage is a huge risk. Take the risk, love her and live together, if she then leaves you, then it wasn't meant to be.
Madam, i hia u!

Den after d break up, who lose? undecided
CrimeRe: I Killed My Dad, Mum, 3 Siblings, Son Of Slain Sss Official Confesses by Ranoscky(m): 10:32am On Sep 17, 2010
@Mushin

I "somehow" believe u, buh i know for sure dat, d culprit didn't do d killin alone, daz all i know!!!
I have witnessed where 3 ladies battled n caught an armed robber with "GUN" not to talk of som1 killin 5people with knife. Tho, 1 of doz gurls lost 2 of her teeth after a powerful blow on her mouth by d armed robber, buh she never resisted, n dey (d 3 gurls) continued n wrestled out d gun from d armed robber n designed his body with tooth bites n finger nail pinches all over his face. Even som of d gurls came out half naked after d hard fought "ROYAL RUMBLE." If not for d sake of d NPF, dat armed robber would have been a dead man by now. He was even taken to d police station unconcious after serious beaten from d street boys! (Live witness).

What im tryna say is, U may b right dat d culprit is amongst d killers, buh he didn't do it alone, point blank period!
SportsRe: If Mikel Score's A Goal This Season What Would You Do by Ranoscky(m): 8:25am On Sep 17, 2010
Naija2much

Say what u know about my friend. sad Have u been following d Op's charf rantin about mikel lately? undecided Or do u think it's just b'cos of dis topic? undecided Aba na u o! I also criticised d poster on my previous post comment, n im a fan of mikel, buh guess what? Amma big tym Arsenal fan alright? undecided ROGGER THAT!

So next time, don't think everybody dat defend's criticism about som chelsea players R all chelsea fans. COPY DAT!!!
FamilyRe: Is My Son Left Handed And How Do I Make Him Right Handed by Ranoscky(m): 7:06am On Sep 17, 2010
Quote from @BoredAtwor: "MAY I ASK WHY YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM RIGHT HANDED"

Op, do u have a reasonable answer to d question above? ^  undecided  (If yes, for whatever reason) Den. . .
What would be your answer to dis question? . . Qoute from @Redsky: "Left hand or right what is d difference- is your son not a human being?" I know u want to change your left handed son to a right hander, so dat he can also be as same with d society (of which not all R right handed, buh majority of d society R). But mind u, Even doz right handers R created by God, likewise your son also. So i see no reason y u want to change what God has created. R u now sayin dat God made a mistake by makin your son a left hander? undecided Is your son d only human being usin left hand? undecided

Tell u what? Even b4 your existence in dis world, God has already ordained u on what u would be in d future b4 u wia born. Let me ask u a question. . . If God destine's u to be a Billionaire in your future, n som1 try's to stop u from reachin your Billionaire destiny, would u be happy? undecided

If yes, den go ahead n change your son to right hander!!! (of which i know u can "NEVER" say "YES"wink
"Leave your son alone", u don't know what God has destined him to b'com in his future with his left handed!!!

Okwu Onum!
SportsRe: Nigeria-Korea Republic (Fifa U17 Womens WC Quarter Final) Ended 5 - 6 by Ranoscky(m): 6:12am On Sep 17, 2010
Go on gals!
SportsRe: If Mikel Score's A Goal This Season What Would You Do by Ranoscky(m): 5:23pm On Sep 16, 2010
12Large

U R really d definition of d word "HATRED".
BusinessRe: Ghanaian Authorities Shut Nigerian Shops, Make Arrests by Ranoscky(m): 11:02am On Sep 16, 2010
Abrantie:
ikeyman and Gbawe just discovered how to use google search, yay! cheesy
I know dat is what 1 of u would say wen u read all doz Ghanian story's from Ikeyman.

Forgotten dsame goes to U wen U posted d pix of some Nigerians tryin get on a bus to dia respective homes/work.
CrimeRe: Sss Officer, Wife, 3 Kids Slaughtered In Kano by Ranoscky(m): 10:26am On Sep 16, 2010
[quote author=J-kems link=topic=513160.msg6763007#msg6763007 date=1284625103]I cant still believe 'twas because he was a drug adict that made him kill his family members, I think he should be possessed, REALLY POSSESSED. They should take him to a good pastor, he needs deliverance and after that sentence him to execution by shooting.[/quote]Take an "Evil soul" to a pastor? undecided To do what? undecided Pray out d Demon inside him? undecided 1DERFUL!!! undecided

Take dat "Fresh meat" to d Zoo, n dump him alyve in d Den of d Lions for dem to feed on him, NON-SENSE!!! angry
RomanceRe: Why Would Anyone Want To Date You? by Ranoscky(m): 9:56am On Sep 16, 2010
Obo Boco:
Quote from Obo Boco: hmmm, you should have asked first what village i am from

Reply from Ranoscky: No need to ask b'cos, i think i know it already! (cross river) Ryde Or Die gals. grin

Quote from Obo Boco: and yes, i deal with blue blood, cos am a blue blood, thats why am hot
and thats why you are trying to get my attention. grin grin grin grin grin

Reply from Ranoscky: your Username says it all so no need to doubt your "Hotness." grin

Quote from Obo Boco: next thing yu would say i should send you my IM. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Reply from Ranoscky below:

grin grin Exactly my taught, buh, i don't think i'll ask for it (your IM) anymore b'cos, i can't stand blue blood Ryders! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Threatens Nsofor With Half Pay by Ranoscky(m): 9:37am On Sep 16, 2010
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So sick my broda.

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