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@Valacious,
such case lyk dat, i'll stil marry her not out of pity buh, for d sake dat she's stil my gurlfriend amid her accident!
But somhow i can stil marry a gurl out pity. y? my reason goes lyk dis- what if i know a gurl dat is not dat beautiful n b'cos of dat guy's don't always aproach her buh, she's a wyfy material, den, y won't i marry her/such gurl? is it a must dat every man must marry beautiful gurls? after all, not all so called beaytiful gurls r wyfy materials, dey'r just "beautiful for nottin". Dia beauty is just to attract boy's n next is to have dem on bed, after dat, dey'r useless!

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May God bless u for d last statement dat u made! i'v said it before dat "we nigerians r so hard to handle somtyms!"

@T_hanz,

"Danger mouse church" ke?  n som pipu dey attend d church?  (((((Heaven i need a hug)))))

*Even d name of d church itself is a sin, no to talk of attendin. Am i stu-pid?*

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shey all dis peeps na dem tell u say dem be muslim?

@Philip
Omo men, takam easy for d guy na?

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Now u'r speakin my language!

@High_Chief, you call our leaders looters n u stil dey say sorry? Na wa for u O! Dey'r all bunch of big tym CRIMINALS!

@Guyman, i dey feel u die men, no be small! Na bomb u drop so!

@Oludashmi, japan leads in technology n not china follows!

What a good organisation!

*Dat ban ki-moon of a guy, i so much lyk dat man as a leader!*

Why una dey borther una lyf for person wey dey lyv him lyf as him lyk?
If him say him wan go fyt lion tomorow, shey una go follow am go? abi una go worry unaself? shebi una go say na him sabi? so make una livam make him dey lyv him gay lyf for "UK", na him sabi. My only problem b say, i just dey pray to God to give him (Bisi) family d gratitude to bear d lost of 1 of dia son b'cos, if him (bisi) introduce's d gay of a tin in naija n d gayism begins to gain ryt in Nigeria (of which i know so well dat it's not possible), im so fukkin sure dat he (bisi) will never lyv to enjoy it in Nigeria! (b'cos, it's a must dat boys wey no dey happy go waste him lyf throwey)

Ehen, now u talkin! Omotola my baby. I so much cherish dis gurl to d bone dat, d more some gurls in NL dislyk her, d more, n more, n more i keep lovin her! Omo T my dear, u look

U ROCK ANYTYM, ANYDAY!!!

What an herbalist!!!

Dependin on d state of d relationship now!
If d relationship is not suitable to u den, sit her a$$ down, n explain it to her!  (with reasonable reasons pls!)
But if d relationship is goin on fine buh, u just decided to break up with her maybe b'cos u'v gottin another gurl dat is more attractive n temptin, den i'll advice u to sit ur a$$ down, n rethink b'cos, maybe dat new gurl myt not be a good wyfy material in d future! y am i even xplainin all dis to u wen u didn't even give reason(s) y u want to break up with her.

I hold my peace!

Omo men, na WEAC question be dis O! But i no fit sha, make i no lie! (E be as e get!)

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!! Hold on guys!

R y'all tryna tell me dat som peeps do attend all dis church's mentioned above?

@Chidi,
Do u think i hate mykel or what? did u read my PREVIOUS post comment? Should incsae u don't know, let me make it clear to u now "mykel is MY best Nigeria player at d moment". I'm an arsenal fan while mykel is a chelsea player buh dat doesn't mean i should dislyk him b'cos he's not an arsenal player. I lyk his style of play. He play's a real profesional football n also play's amongs top professional players in d world, n dat tells how good n creative he is in d round leather object buh, sayin a player should try n improve his style of play by movin forward with d ball, n tryin shot's on target doesn't mean d player is not good enough/ not doin a good job in his club or, his performances r not impressive to d coach n others watchin him. Even top professional players in other clubs r somtym's told to improve on dia performances, n dey'll all do as told. It's for d benefit of dia future career n nottin else. I just couldn't figure-out y u saw it as hatred or dislyk on other peeps askin mykel to upgrade his style of play. About 3days ago, i was watchin an interview from Ibrahamovic. Wen d press asked him his taught about morinho's arival to madrid, he said dia coach "Pep Gardiola" has urged every player to improve dis season b'cos dey all know dat it's never gon be an easy task. N he also said he has been workin so HARD in trainin to be in shape n ready for d season! So by brov, don't see it as hatred or dislyk, if u read my previous comment, u'll know what i'm talkin about k? i don't analys sentiment in football, i say it d way it is or, d way it's surpose to be, cheers!

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If him wan die make him go die!

@OP, so u go thief topic from another section com dey seek attention for hia abi? U be a$$ pie O!

*i cofirmed it from @deniyor, n for dat case, nomore postin on dis thread!* (Thread closed) NOMORE POSTING!!!!!

@Slex, U tire for @marc abi?

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No be small!

*Especially, wen u so cared for her.*

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Question! hehehe. . . me self, i tire o!

Wen i was young, i have som friens (about 5 of us) dat we all lyk stayin 2geda, walkin 2geda, even playin football in same team 2geda. we wia best of friens den. 1 boy amongst us den, his name is "Eke." whenever Eke want's to poo, he'll remove both his short n his "T-shirt." We have made fun of dis guy to stop removin his shirt whenever he want's to go n poo, even d elder broda has warned him of it buh, Eke was so addicted so we had to forget about it since he's addicted to it! N den, we lyk goin goin inside bush to poo, or an empty land or, an uncomplited building. So, 1 faithful evenin, about 5 of us we went for strollin to some other streets (normally we do stroll everyday). Along d line, 1 of us said he want's to poo. (terms lyk dat, wen 1 person want's to poo, d rest will also feel lyk poo-ing.) but d funny part is, we wia not close to our street so we started looking for wia to poo (inside bush or uncomplited building). N dis my guy need to offload b'cos he can't bear it nomore. God so kind we now saw an empty land full of grass n dey throw garbages dia. Tho, on d wall of d fence, dey drew a danger sign statin "WARNINIG, Keep off" n dey also wrote "No throwin of refuge here." (tho, it was writin in pidgin language "no trowey dirty for here". buh b'cos of d condition of my guy n what gave us more moral is b'cos, d security man (aboki) was not around den, so we jumped in through d fence n went inside to offload. (while poo-ing, we wia gistin n laffin, forgotten dat we wia at som1's land). So i was d 1st to finish, i just quickly put on my short n was waitin for d others to finish. Suddenly, we heard d sound of d gate being opened by som1. we wia all shocked n was lookin at each other. before we could suggest who was dat, walahi, damburu ba, look at d security guard (d aboki) runin down to us with a long sharp cuttlass. Omo men, (voom kamma karia statement) i took to my heels straight, leavin others behind. (som wia even runin n at dsame tym, wearin dia short with shyt on dia nyash) later dey started findin dia way, runin out 1 by 1. (soo tired n breathin deeply) So, after everything, we wia about to go b4 we realised dat 1 person was not with us. we checked on ourselfs in find out dat it was Eke. N d guy dat ran out last before him said he was busy putin on his cloth before d security man caught him. (we all laughed at 1st den, later, we decided to go n beg d security man "aboki" to leave our friend Eke. buh, who will be in d front?)  Dey wia all askin me to be in front b'cos i was d eldest amongst all (Omo men, liver no gree me O. nobody wan die for aboki hand). So after somtym we couldn't do anytin b'cos, u know na? . .We went home n xplained to his elder broda, n took him to d place. We wia dia for hours beggin n talkin (trust aboki na) he never even did as if som1 was talkin with him. wen we got dia, immediately he saw us, he went inside n brougt out dis cutlass again, Omo men, dis tym around, i was miiiilllles away (i no wan hia story). buh after som peeps from d street n som of his friend cam around to plead 2geda with us, he now allowed Eke to com out, buh guess what? when Eke came out, he was na-ked. D aboki (security man) seized his cloth sayin he's not gon give it to him. Nna men, we start beggin dis aboki man again o! buh thank God we didn't beg him for so long dis tym around before he decided to give Eke back his cloth. From dat day on, Eke never went out with us again, not to talk of shytin in d bush. Me also, i never walked through dat road again b'cos, den, if i want to go to "BLOCK ROSARY", (prayer ground) daz d nearest road buh i had to stop block rosary for somtym!

@jesusloveU

Easy my broda, no be fyt! Is it b'cos u wia banned in "Travel section", n ur username there was "IKEDONN." Was dat d reason y u opened another id n attached urself to a username dat has "JESUS" on it so u won't be banned anymore? (no offence pls, it's kinda funny, IJCSL.)

Dia was a tym a heard dat Obasanjo was complainin about d hardship in Nigeria, n he said he want's to travel to "Obodo oyibo" for "GREENER PASTURE", is it true? (No b me talkam O, i hia say dem say!)

Omo men, Obasanjo too ugly abeg, ahn-ahn, wetin?

D uglyness can lead 1 to suicide!

I don't know how to cook n it's affectin me very, very badly now! (buh i stil i don't know y i don't wanna learn, i just dunno y.) I only prepare fast food lyk noodles, oatmeal or custard. Even d custard is stil somhow a big problem to me. after preparin it, i stil have to put it in on fire to make it tick! or, i'll just walk down to kfc, or mc donald. so sad u know?

Na today?

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Nottin wey person no go hia/see for dis lyf!
who is d misile, n who r d 1's guiding d misiles? Hmm. . .Ok! maybe dey'r d misile's n God is d guidian, am i ryt?
Whatever!!! (sometym's, i just sit n wonder what'll take me to churches lyk dat, i rather stay at home n pray.)

@Jesujuwon, I lyk d statement u made on capital letter.

@andyanders, mykel need's nobody to mold him again, he has got every down fuckin thing dat a player needs to be. all he need is just an improvement on attack. try pushin forward! (tho, i stil lyk his style of play anyway)
N mind u, Kolo toure came to arsenal as a striker, buh no need to tel u his current position now b'cos, u already know. so changin a players position doesn't matter's alot buh, an improvement to it. Malouda has once played on a left full back position wen Ashley cole was injured, n he played just fine on dat day, as if dat was his normal position. so, if d performance of d player suits d coach, he can use d player in dat position parmanently.

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U no dey Bleep another person gurlfriend?

"All dis Obama men, na God go Osama dem ministry!"