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splitnaija:
With almost all ra.p.e cases in Naija being associated with the Igbo race now, I'm just getting worried my Igbo girlfriend might get me ra.ped some day  

LOOL. . . .Na yeye dey worri you!

SweeTPoosy:
Another ABIA HI-FIVE GANG OF RA-PIST DON COME AGAIN?

http://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/nigeria/topic,81926.0.html

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My sentiments exactly!
I repeat.
Igbo people should not be allowed to live ANYWHERE but in Igbo land!
See?


What is a 22 year-old befriending a 15 year-old for?
This is the reason I DO NOT KEEP FEMALE FRIENDS!
They will lure you to your death unsuspectingly.
Especially those 'ogbonge' born-again ones, envious of your beauty and 'virginity'. . . .with all that e-badu belle and e-jolosi pepper bodi wickedness syndrome. . . .KAI!!!!
Life and EVERYTHING IN LIFE is ALWAYS A COMPETITION!!! 

You see her ' God-Praising' name? [size=20pt]CHIKA!!![/size]



Ogboni-Okija Christians! Twa!

Nigerian women?
COUNT ME OUT!
Unless I have known them since 'Primary' school. Even then. . . .I deal ALL of them with very LOOOOOOOOOOONG SPOONS!
Twa!

25 to life, you puto!

Just asked Sam Allardyce (former Blackburn football club of England manager) and he said whoever chews gum for a particular period of time would be granted a free ticket to err' Blackburn matches, and also will be made an official fan of Blackburn football club of England _{[s]and also will be made a citizen of England.[/s]}

So, I guess they (gum chewers) all want to be citizens of England member of the football fan of Blackburn Football club of England, so, fi won le!

Boys dey binu.

Ok.

Next!

tellwisdom:
Cos, u no get money for drink, bt only ZOBO and OKIN BISCUIT, so they pretended seeing it! No vex

Lol.

I hate dah biscuit ehn. . .?!

Re: I Never Dated A Girl

U neva dated a gal, but u dey [b]f[/b]uck wella, abi?

Which mind u take dey approach d 1's wey u dey [b]f[/b]uck? Take dat same mind go meet any gal wey u lyk.

The HIGHEST thing that they can say to u is either YES or NO!

NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS!

If YES, then thank your stars! If NO, then accept your fate and move on!

mashnino:
until sum1 tells you that the question u re askin is silly abi?

Lol.

OP, If u wanto know if a girl really and truely loves u or not, then I'll advice u to jump in an ocean full of GREAT WHITES (if u know wot dat means)!

If she attends ur funeral, then you'll know that she really and truely loves you!

But if she didnt, then ur family will ask you NOT to date her in ur next life (cos she didnt attend ur funeral)!

Hope this helps!

Yam and Bread with kunu.

Kuli kuli and donkwa.

Ofio and granut.

If you say my "culture", then I don't think I can recall anything that I would like to change for NOW (maybe later)!

afrika:
u guys are funny.

have u ever heard or seen puff daddy pissin along d ghetto streets of america? mad men like tupac never did that too?

its not easy being a celebrity but if u become one, u jus have to live up to expectation.

those dt dont see it as anything, i recommend u pray hard to travel outside d shores of this country to get urself exposed a llil bit.

truly, d guy bleep up

What about Wayne Rooney?

Ya! Im listening to ma self and I know what I said and mean.

Moreover, pls go back and click on the link that @Cold sent. Compare it to what BW did and make a comment about it lets see which one is more better!

Irk:
I weep for all of u who okayed this sordid act being executed by someone who is a role model to so many youths!, Imagine if Lucky Dube has been peeing on the street of South Africa will it be the developed country it is today?. Some of we youth are to ignorant and we lack parental guidance therefore lacking morals. How can you say he is being natural?, I wonder if u even know the meaning of that word "NATURAL"!,

Weep for your sorry as$ 1st, Oluku!

I guess while you were weeping for ur sorry as$, u refused to comment about @Cold's post (maybe b'cos, it was done by a white man), now you'r here ranting gibberish b'cos it was done by a black man. Havent YOU pee on a roadside gutter before?

freecocoa:
ogbeni please save the lecture for your students in class, who told you lucky dube never took a leak somewhere not a loo before? The place in that pix looks like a hidden place besides no one is sure that's Banky anyway.am not saying its okay to go peeing on the streets but we are all human, emergencies do occur and I'm sure he can be excused this once,if you catch him doing it often then you can use big words to describe the act,for now leave the dictionary alone.

You dey mind dat nyas man?!

freecocoa:
Abeg jor all these girls too form,why won't the young man pee,is he not human again?he was probably very pressed and couldn't hold it to get to a rest room,maybe you people want him to wee on his trousers then that will become news too.

And na dem dey do the worst. Afta, dem go com NL dey form butty oshi.

Sike:
Na wao! Shey make d man no piss again ni? Abi na wetin? una no dey do d same ni? I tire oh!

Ataya O, my broda. No mind dem jare. Self righteous, oshi.

NIGERIANS really need to win award for criticism!

Lol @ all the pix mehn, keep em coming!

Nice one, OP!

Lol.

[quote author=kody-licky link=topic=776527.msg9294239#msg9294239 date=1318000461]where do we go frm here[/quote]I taya O, my sista. Me sef no know O!

Hmm. . . Just dont know if to laff or not. Wait let me think. . .

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Lol.

Interestingly funny!

lilkech:
So i cant read a decent joke anymore here abi? Ehh, ? Mods im talking to u. Abi Make una kuku call this site "KOBOLAND" now as the naira inside am don depreciate finish.

lilkech:
ban every poster that tries to go off topic

ban every poster that insults/abuses a fellow poster

ban every poster that drops dry/meaningless jokes

Lol. . .Guy, u dey really vex O!

^^ Even a deaf man does not need to hear what johnny saw b4 he walked out of the class, but if u stil insist in hearing what johnny saw. . . ,

Then johnny saw the teacher's nyash (thaz if she's not puttin on panties)!

^^ Am telling you!

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Nayah! _{But unfortunately, im hooked up with a chinese gorgeous chick!}