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I dont care, my dear! Long as we promise to LOVE each other forever!

Quote from Donobi: "most men are smarter, they ill give the girl whatever they want, but ill get the ultimate price. i ve don that before and i got what i am looking for. till today the girl hate me for what i did."

The best reply so far (to me)!

Donobi, I dey feel u jare, u too much. Na u sabi pass! Na my type of guy u be!

I no know wetin dey worri some gals for head sef, I wonder wetin dey inside dat dia small brain!

And if I may ask. . . Was it GOD himself that introduced the ring as a symbol of married couple? . . . That ring of a thing, to me, is RUBBISH!

What matters MOST to me is the LOVE that both couple have for each other, and NOT some golden coloured iron melted substance!

[s]_{I even sure say if anybodi do weddin without d groom puttin on suit, som pipu go say na yeye weddin b dat! Na byforce to wia suit ni?}

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Im good, Nayah. You?

The thing is, Im not used to seducing women in any manner. I cant even remember doing it for once. Not that Im not into women, but, the problem is, Rano have NEVER seduced a woman before. Out of all the past, and even present women that I have been with, best believe me that, I never seduced any of them. It just happened by sudden, and before you know it, we are into each other.

Not that I dont have the skills or yarnings to seduce a woman, but believe you me, Im just too lazy for that! I find it time wasting!

Why waste such precious time when I know quite well that, with my 'FIGO' (benjamins), I CAN GET THEM IN ABUNDANCE?!!!

How far would I go to seduce a woman?

If I spend 2 good munites in seducing a girl, then you know I have tried.

Lol. . . Ok O! OP, we don notice u ooo!

Name: Rano
Stats: Self employed/bizness man.
Who am I eyeing: Nayah
Because: Coma striking beauty! Matured posts and ALWAYS herself, NO MATTER WHAT.
Question: Dont have any.
Do I need reply from her: NO! Not saying these to recieve an accolade from her, BUT cos, she deserves it!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Yeah bro, handling it professionally simply entails the fashion the Guy reacts to the assault without counter assaulting, u can hardly find such guys around but ya Opinion on [color=Black]Walking away could still be one of a Professional decision[/color] [/color]

That could be the best decision IF ONLY, 1) She was ma gf. 2) It happened where people are not around.

But apart from these two instances, if it happened otherwise . . . Well, until then!

[s]_{ONLY God can tell what her face would look like, afterwards!}[/s]

@El Guapo, so, just to ascertain her stance as a human being would make a girl/woman slap a man??

Ah, ok O!!!. . . [s]_{Hope she doesnt ascertain such stance with the wrong man that could send her to coma!}[/s]

Wislet:
slapping a man is not right, though some men lack self respect. E.g insulting another's whole family, or calling a girl names (especially when she doesn't deserve such). Wat do u call a guy who continually pesters and harrasses a lady with his advances? If the lady is provoked more than she could chew, hmmmmmm. Where are the men and women of yester years? I'm always inspired whenever i hear our grandmothers and great grandmothers talk about discipline. How beautifully they raised their children. This present generation- God help us. Women that slap men, men that are no different from bulls in behaviour. I will always love old school. Men and women of honour, men who respect women- who don't see them as sex objects, mature, men who command respect even from their mates,. I pray to meet and marry such. The present breed of women need to go back to the drawing board. Too much 'civilization' is causing more harm than good. Rebellious kids and adults all over the place.

Oh! Wislet, you'r wislet, indeed!

You just spoke it THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!

Best reply so far!

At 1st, I cant even imagine myself being slapped by a girl/woman. I mean, what could be her motive of doing such? Exchangin blows wit me afterwards?

Well. . . all I can say is, I HARDLY stand and exchange word of mouth with a GIRL/WOMAN/LADY, not to talk of hitting/slapping her.

But if in an arguement, she slaps me first, ehn? . . . . Walai, talai, I WILL GIVE HER THE BEATING OF HER LIFE!!!

[s]_{She dey mad for head! she no get old man picture for hauz?}[/s]

^^ Hmm. . . Kinda, I dont think that you'r missing something, but honestly speaking, you'r missing!!!

Geezle:
Pocket-wise Never, I have seen a girl leave a guy for another guy who gave her a cheque after she had tot she was the one and the cheque bounced, they never get to hold what they have,

Guys dey learn everyday

We are both saying the same thing, oga!

MY definition of pocket-wise means, they know only about your pocket, and nothing else.

^^ I wont say they'r dumb, but pocket-wise!

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Fickle:
o yea! then stop nyashn

Som1 that nyashes, doesnt mean he or she double.

Ain't gat [b]s[/b]hit to say!

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tegasgirl:
Hi all,

I'm based in the UK but I'm getting married in Nigeria, in August 2012.

I was wondering if anyone had any experience of a wedding planner? an AFFORDABLE wedding planner. My number of guests is 250-300

As I wont be in Nigeria for a lot of the planning, I need someone I can easily communicate with via email/bbm and will take care of most of the aspects of the wedding.

With all due respect, why dont you consult your family for that? Or are they not aware of your wedding?

tegasgirl:
I'm a muslim, he is not, I'm Yoruba, he is not.

That would only be a problem IF your parents dont want you to bring another religionist (aside from muslim) to their house, as your husband!

tegasgirl:
How many days can we do the wedding over? Is one day feasible?

Yes, ofcourse!! [s]_{If dem chop rice finish, dem go dey go dia hauz naa!}[/s]

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uchechinek:
i happen to meet this lady in my place of work thouht she was my senior and she was the one that put me tru when i was dis couraged. Three month later we begin to feel for eachother. She is 28 and I am 25 years. And i love her. Can it work  pls help b4 i go wrong.

And what has age got to do with the feelings that you have for som1?

Re: How To Test A Girls Love

OP, Just like that?

NnamdiN:
funny ish, I started drinking umhh wen I was, smh, 9/10 lol started taking up to 4 by 18 so bro, u'd b fyn,  Enjoy the highness, if there's any chick u've been eyeing, go talk to her before the effect wears out, same if u've got somebody u wanna bully,  Hurry the f up

Ogbeni, no try am O!! Dem beat u to d core wit your shayo eye to je pe?. . . Laye laye e, if u see beer nextime, u go tuka!

After all set and done, Nayah, of ALL nairaland is not there, so what's the need of voting?

Well, stil voted for my sweet Hotie Tima tho.

2buff, U'r not left out (voted for you, too)!

I'm listen

Go for a sky dive WITHOUT a parachute.

If she attends your funeral, then you'll know she's a good wife.

tiniyata:
money answereth all things, but i still love my nigerian ladies cos they are always so beautiful

Shey na beauty we go chop? [s]_{Which kain yeye beauty be dat sef? Doz ones wey dia face squeeze like agonyin beans.}[/s]

Emzybrown:
this post is discriminatory to the physically challenged viewing this thread,poster dont you think so?

Nice one!

peelovee:
In my own prospective I dont think so.

You dont think so cos you'r not one, abi?. . .

Think 2wice O!