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I keep wondering and asking, what is the price for being an American citizen? or is America the nearest route to heaven?

Searching for a girl to flirt with, here in Nairaland. Any?

30yrs old virgin [stil not yet succumbed to temptation]!

You can also start by callin ME.

I see! You could even suck it with the blood stains.

^^ I taught they said they like honest guys? Why give me rat poison for saying/tellin her the truth?. . . Anyways, her rat poison no fit affect me cos I dont eat girlfriends food, and I dont fork without condom [should incase she go rub love poison for her toto].

^^ Thats me for u, man. I wont like any as$hole to act shaddy on me cos bullshits are for the birds.

Just walk up to her. Negotiate with her, pay her, fork her and leave. Thats how I flirt mine.

She left me for NO JUST CAUSE! One day, she visited me unxpectedly [already had a new boyfriend but was hidding it from me]. Right on the act of forking her, the boyfriend called and asked "where are you now?" The followin was her response: ~~> "I taught I told you that my friend was sick? Im right here with her now beside her sleepin bed [and the fool self just believe, can u imagine?]!

Na wa O! Thank God for congo sellers.

No girl had ever said NO to me b4 b'cos, I negotiate, pay, bang and leave. I dont do girlfriends. FUKK LOVE!

I had sex with ur friend lastnite and she was soo sweeter than u! I really enjoyed her.

You kidding right?. . .And are we talkin about Nigerian girls here? Cos u know, tellin them 'I love u' without showing it is laughable to them [it's only the 'oyibos' that live by that]. And the best way of xpressing love to a Nigeria girl is by [1st & foremost] gettin them a blackberry bold, give them money for hair do every err'weekend and takin them shoppin. If u'r edible to match all the listed qualities, then u'r now showin a 'Nigerian' girl LOVE. Even if u dont know how to satisfy her sexualy, never mind, cos she's ALREADY satisfied with your money, and WILL love u more and more [but bear in mind that she'll be playin 'champions league away matches' for sex satisfactory]!

@ topic - only ur face fine, but ur toto don rotten.

Wash my girlfriend pant with red bubbles?¿?. . . Say wetin happen naa? Na madness? Abi she nor get hand again ni?. . . Which kain dirty ask she wan ask? On what dirty condition?. . . Dat na y I dey prefer to buy toto dan all dis "wash my pant" rubbish. NONSENSE!!! *opens the door of the thread and slams it with force (((Gboa))). Navigating to another thread.*

Let them say! Na dem get dia mouth.

Not inthe mood.

Just passin by.

Then I guess the problem is all about the somalis and NOT ALL AFRICAN MEN.

Ogugua, aight, thanx my dear [u have TRUELY proved me wrong. So sorry for the innitial comment] Idowu, ok now, gudnite. we don wake up for here, and the time over here now is 11:47am tuesday morning. Sweet dreamz.

RE: Can I Find Any? = Ya! why not? I found Nekai, and we have been good all thru.

Idowu, I aint the guy that came up with the "glasses" of a thing [it was N.Delta], but all in all, lets forget about that and move on, aight? Im cool with u!

Nekai swerry, u know that im always a cool guy, so me and ogugua had no pun intended to each other. I was just concerned about the involvement of Idowu from NO WHERE! Wel, she said we'r cool so, am also cool with her. Large up, ogugua, no hard feelings, aight? COOL!!!

*Blowing a heart warming kiss to Nekai* The reason why i was tellin them on the other thread that i have a good personality girl that i love so much. And thanks for keeping up with ur good and carin personality. So when are we to go and have a make-up movie [cant wait, swerry]?

But why the "borrowed brain" of a thing?

Na! Not at all! Have ABSOLUTE NOTHING to do with her. Just love her kinda person cos they gat good personalities, and VERY HARD to come by. Gat mine like her, already!

Idowu, I wasnt reffering to u, so why the insult?

They made u think of marraige? Lol. Good tho. The case of anna white, the 1st time I checked her profile, what I saw was a matured lady in a kiosk so I dont know if thats anna white or not [tho I guess she wasnt the 1] so anna white is on pending. In the case of Nata girl, I have not checked her profile b4. Would have loved to check it now [plus anna white's] but am operatin thru ma phone, so I cant. maybe when I switch on ma PC, I'll click on her profile to see the beauty that is drivin u crazy, and also made u think of marraige, Lol. But I guess she'll be beautiful tho, cos her screen name is! And finally, that ms potato of a girl is 1 hell of a creature that I can NEVER, and wil NEVER get angry to, cos whenever I see her face, she reminds me of a girl that gave me the BEST happiness of life [love u ms potato. I guess the day God created ur likes was on sunday, that was kinds are VERY hard to find. Love u!]

N.Delta, shey u be newbie for hia ni? So u nor know RANOSCKY GBABESCKY of all pipu, abi shey b'cos I too gentle, ni?

Nata girl, those who dont post their pix, like who & who? @N.Delta, ya! That ogugua of a girl fine but, I dey see her as a girl wey go like to dey form [no pun intended tho, just ma opinion].