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Nekai, ya! Wish WE [me & u] never broke up. So can we reconcile and continue the late night movie? [cos u know u'r the reason why i was singin that song, swerry].

Op, pls, xplain ur deffinition of beauty cos, all the girls that i'v seen their pix on here are NOT close to FINE, not to talk of PRETTY [xcept HOTIE TIMA. I so much love that girl].

Rano walks into thread and started singin . . . I want a nice girl here in nairaland. I want a pretty girl with an 'as$ like that'. Wish I never broke up with my x-gf. I need to make love right na na na. . .

Quarrelled with ma mom for months just b'cos she asked me to leave my [then] girlfriend, whom I love so damn much [but later, I findout that she was right and had to appologize to her].

The fukk is going on here?

Andromida, well said my broda, u spoke well [especially the helping part] !!! What I myself find upsetin was when she said she felt "used and dumped." FREAKING ANNOYING !!!

Not at all.

Why is it that girls wish for the best in physical features in a man, but in reality, they go for APES with large $£€ ?

So long as the girl give me toto fork, then she's 'super' romantic. If not, she's as ugly as medussa.

UZUKWU, subscribing to ur post. would love to be in another african site like nairaland, aswell.

NOTHING! Absolutely NOTHING!!! [but I mean the naija girls O. and NOTall girls in general.]

There's absolute NOTHING called 'LOVE' in Rano's dictionary! Whichever girl I stick to at 1st, is game for me. And anyother girl that is about to win my heart away from my GF/wife is just a 'hidden fukk mate' cos, Rano NEVER leaves anything entirely that comes 1st, for another. Unless we part our ways b4 the next can step in. Thats Rano for you!

The problem is, I like takin shower after dump, so if I check and see that i'll not be comfortable enough to take shower after dump [in my GF's house, then I rather forget about it.

just passin by

Na dem dem dey halla 'NEVER'. Later, na dem go say 'I DO' to that same 'NEVER'.

^ Aba O!

Big prick, I think you yourself is also jobless. If not, you wouldnt have been monitoring 190's posts all over nairaland.

Blame it on the power of 'congo'.

I like fat gals from start so I dont think this question is for me. But if I happen to date a slim gal and later she started addin weight, I'll ask her to go for xcercise. If after sometime, she became too lazy for that, then there's nothin more I can do than to love her the way she is. [make una leave am for me lyk dat. Afterall, I no marry am for una].

I have absolute NOTHING to do with them. I ball with Hookers and NOT all those so-called responsible street girls.

Pu-Cprick, y be say na al dis kain topic u dey bring com nairaland sef. . .? It's a mans world o jare, free d guy make im grease im engine jor, u want make im prick rust?

2.5million wetin ?? . . . Shey na Gold and Silver dey inside her toto ni? or she meant to say 2.5million malawian or zimbabwean dollar?

OP, unfortunately, NO GIRL in naijafrica gat those quality materials you mentioned above. God is yet to create such girl so for NOW, there is no african queen !!!

Who the hell wants to be with a girl that 'fries' her skin cos of beauty? . . . If you aint dark or chocolate in complexion pls, stay the fukk out of Rano's way [except oyibos]!

Had it been this ish happened in U.S or UK, then I would believe it. But NIGERIA . . . ?? IMPOSSICANT!!! Well, all in all, blame it on FB.