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Seen a dawg got slapped...


The Niccur smiled....called her a kid n walked out...







If toh say na me........hehehehehe...




*evu grin*...


I for reset d arrangement of her teeth...

Olaskybab:
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Brother....




Dis high Grade weed u smoke wii



Def kii u sumday wo..

mizjules:
Yes

Same here....my third year tho..

mizjules:
i know they are cultist in all schools, futminna indeed is a calm school, dont know why he joined..
Hope I know him not, so sad . Everryday for the thief,one day for the owner

Madam.... Ure a FutMx Student??

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The only bright future u'v evr had is d one behind you....


Jst d open n close leg lyk fne wey d use flex....



HiV wii soon visit tat ya puna..

CaniiiceDim:
TEN (10) SHOCKING HIDDEN TRUTHS IN CHRISTENDOM.

Written by Canice Dim

(1.) No matter how we pray about anything, God's response to our prayers would surely be ACCORDING TO HIS WILL about that situation, not ours.

2.) We cannot on our own decide to sow a seed as we do in church.
We can only give in thanksgiving.
If the Holy Spirit did not tell you to sow a seed, the money you used in sowing that seed is a spiritual bribe and hence, as good as WASTED.

3.) We cannot impress God with ill-gotten wealth.
Use it to pay tithe...
Use it to feed the hungry...
Use it sow a seed...
Use it to build churches...
God can never be impressed by it.

4.) There is more "power of evangelism" in living a good life filled with love and care for your fellow human being,,
than in carrying the bible about preaching.

5.) You can go to heaven without paying tithes,
but you can never make it to heaven if you don't give and help those who are in need cheerfully, thereby loving your neighbour as yourself.

6.) If your fasting is not aimed at fostering a good relationship between YOU and GOD, you fast in vain.

7.) Claiming that God loves you because you have been blessed is to accuse God of hating those who are not privileged alike.
This thinking would make you lose your faith once calamity befalls you.
God loves you irrespective of how you are.

8.) A Christian that believes in free-will would always question his or her faith. Everything that has to do with God is fixed.
The earlier he realises it, the better for his Christian life.

9.) God is spirit. He has no emotions.
He is merciful, necessarily, because He is God.
He is loving, necessarily, because He is God.
And He is jealous, necessarily, because He is God.
In His 'Almightiness', He does as he pleasures and no being can question Him.

10). It is the will of God for Good (Enjoyment) and Evil (Pain) to co-exist in this world.
They both work in fulfillment of His purpose.
And His purpose can never be known by any flesh and blood.
Ultimately,
GOD IS THE SUPREME DICTATOR OF THE WORLD.

Any Questions?

*yawns*

vpaymoney:
I hv bn facing dis challenge 4 ova 6mnts nw b4 i finally voice out. i tink i need outside matches now. i perform all my duties n even apeace her to make her happy but to my surpy, she 'll still lock up (short jeans). i tried couple of tyms 2 date outside bt isn't easy 4 me. i dnt knw why all dis pretties are like dis. am fed up. what shl i do nw?

She locks up''.....


Whc kynd padlock she d use??


Na Tokos??

*sighs*

Konji is truly a bastard...

*dwops mic*

marieolae:
ok

K

olawalehenry:
Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies when chatting
nowadays?
Seriously, i have come to realize why most girls
do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday and i was
Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tanks
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me
short replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I've heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is unpossible... I sawed the
resalt yestarday... I passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use smileys and
short
replies plz!!

I fainted

*holds laff*

Werris dat winchy winchy eroticaAngela?



Ur groundNut shell wud be instrumental....


#privateJetThings

*lights kush*....




Story for the gods....

marieolae:
Everybody has their preference, must u really open a thread about dis? Tarrh

Uv been noticed...

sunnyzik:
Before i gained admsion 1n2 sku..dis yr..there ws dis gurl,alwayx disturbin me @home..then i wasnt ready 4 any relatinship.bt she ws constant in her attempt 2 av me...wit tym i started noding 2d tunes of her music....then i was in colege..on some occasions i wud Skip sku nd branch her plce.while every1 ws away..she wud lock all d.doors.. Half drexed ,she wud b doin some magic which wud raise my temp.bt wen it stats goin beyond control i wud alwazz find a way 2escape hher trap...dis contind until i gaind admision 2d uni...nw iam bk 4holidae...she wud b callin every moment..iam nt ready a relationship.last nit @ abt to 12, she was flahing nd wisperin by my window.i had 2come out.cos she might wake others...up till bt 2am.we were talkin..kissin.nd some minor stuffs..she said she really loves me..bt iam tinkin she is just xperimentin on some of thosehome videos. She is just 16.nd 1am 21...my hrt beats faster each time i tink of her..not 2 talk of being wit her.....iam afraid.cos i dnt want2loose my vrginity now.wit a girl iam nt sure of...pls advice me

Loool.....




Dis one's brain yaff off....


Yaba left beckons....

H,mmm....


Disis a strng one....


Brov u need to out the bitchy out off ur hme...


If ur wife is a smart one as u said...emphasis on smart....



You should let her knw wasssup amigo....



Tish better she knws watz going on nw before errr thang escalates....



Cos one way oda the oda shes steeeeeeeeeeel goon knw.....


#MyThoughts

jauntee02:
following my poor performance for the past two years in the University with the inability to make it into 2nd class, i think i need your advice guys.

i applied through direct entry with a distinction from a polytechnic into a federal university. But i got carried away with "unnecessaries" that i couldn't make it even into the 2nd class level. now, we're about to end the session which is my 2nd year-which means i have only 1 year to complete my bsc program from that university (as it is a 4 year course).

i know i can't make it to second class form the result is too poor now.even if i have the best result in my final year, i won't still make it. Do you think it's a good idea to apply for another direct entry form next year into ilorin for i know i'm not that bad, but due to some "rubishes" i was involved. or do you think i should just carry on and end up with third class? pls your mature advice is needed!

thank you all

Naaah...jst quit school...



And learn a trade

Elantracey:
who is going to wait for a man to buy her a car ?




certainly not me.

firstEVA would....

Ur boobs doesnt count if ure fat AsF...

EroticAngelina:
ofcos8) I'm a genius

Lol...decieve ya sef

I vote for vivly

100Cents:
^^^See the pin mouth up there...

*looks around*

Paddy ntn in sight

mizzkeji44:
Selfish? i dnt think so.
BTW,who knows whether he want to give it to a family member
#familyfirst

One of the few brainys on here...

EroticAngelina:
it might look selfish, but its not. he is supposed to maybe be taking u where ever u wanna go, not to completely give u one car! haba ^^ ur not his wife. or he can give u to drive, and after the day, u return it back

You have brain...

And ure using it..

Vivly:
You TREK around??
So you don't even have #50 for transport fare yet you want a car?

Shes saving the #50 to buy hers....

So 4 d tym bin, she treks...

Op shey i correct??

shayneharvey:
he is very very selfish!!!

Another Gold Miner

Abeg who get pin mouth charger

Thick blooded albinism runs in dat man's spermatozoa....

*sips coffee*...

*EroticAngela* you care for some??

dplordx:
Your father, and your entire generation all together no reach this man slippers. Useless buffon!

Okkaaaay.....

Na you and your father and ur father Generation reach hin hair comb??

Makess you more knowledgeable...

Paddy....Nor spoil market for us ooo....... Paddy....Nor spoil market for us ooo.......