₦airaland Forum

gracile:
jolosi , my e-dad would nva chyke me
rapaltar come n see 'em hating o

sweets no mind am....

gracile:
bros no be lie, to God, walahi u look like my dad shet! c resemblance

lol... u dn get new e-dad be dat.,

Food for thought

AfricanApple:
I like men whose palms are very soft. just like my man, sometimes I use to feel like sucking his thumb

Suck d one underneath....tis softer...

shayneharvey:
waste of money

Seriously....shey urs ish cheaper??



#500 cedis per nyt...

berylLOL:
so one party should continually be in the wrong cos 2 wrongs don't make a right?

Maybe i got issues with my eyes tho....



You mind quoting the OP where he mentioned

his palz doing sumfin wrng??

flexxyworld:
My naked pix

Dis wan wey u use style cover armpit.....







Say na thicket the der??

berylLOL:
are You in any way trying to suggest that it is acceptable for the Guy to cheat but it is unacceptable for the girl to do same?

Errr mind if i step in







Guess u wouldnt...






Okay...






Would two wrngs make a right??




What ever ur answer is answers ur question..

Punnany is punnany.... ..

Could be the caption on ur t-shirt....

LongShadow:
hmm...let's see....3 Pala1nana2da 4na ma4va3naga taha3sa ta4 Babama!!...#Highskul code

''planned on meing this to bbm''...... No sense made..

nas4q:
Beauty lies in d eye of d beholder

Nice background....

*holds laff*

teeowo:
You self you be human being o

*in m.i's voice*

XketchDesigns:
See all this ba.sta,rds!!! How are you guys any different from Sani yerima? Hypocrites!!

Smh... See dis retarded fool...

I go straight to d point.......



''a pack of rough rider please...''



No tym mayne.......


Y i wan shame?? Those yeye sperm cells d shame??

The fulani normad.....watz his name again








Errrr....Buhari?? Yea...Yea...buhari...






The mofo said the last presidential election held would be last he did be contesting for....

misszainab:
lol.. U cute too

you be dry cleaner








Washing a brother with Hypo....


You want make i fade??

misszainab:
Here is meeeeeee

And you ishhh cuteeee

Hope say me sef try small?

I pick beans....









Most tyms.... Watch paint dry...

Eyaaaah...

Konji nor d warn person...



D thing go jst rise lyk flour wey yeast full inside..

VickyyB:
I'm proud of myself.

....





Make we see proof....














*evu grin*

'''what a romantic''.....Nobody saw dat....






Okay...

Yaol techs i greet....



Errr...with 25k, what fne can i get the best

Value for my money frm


Wud be nicer if specs are included...


Tnx alot..

jacabi:
Your number is being forwarded to EFCC.

I am EFCC....

jacabi:
Your number is being forwarded to EFCC.

I am EFCC....

BREAKING NEWS !!
The security agency has just announced that

BOKO HARAM has gotten a code attach to

recharge cards that

can explode your phone immediately you

recharge, pls if you buy recharge cards, kindly

scratch and forward the pin to 081 794 923 07 for confirmation before use.. thanks

your life is more important to me

laphta:
Baba I would have appraised your knowledge of history but hmm hmm. You know only a minor part of the minor parts of religious history.

K. Sire..

"THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY"

So goes the title of a very simple prose (NOVEL)
JIHAD IS TO ISLAM
as
CRUSADE IS TO CHRISTIANITY

Both are violently oriented

Both preach hatred

Both are pretentious

Both are rooted in Abraham or Ibrahim

Both are rooted in the Middle East

Both claim superiority over and above the other

Both are effective tools in the hands of the Imperialists

Both are invented by Mankind
Their Holy books were written by men

The difference in their Timeline is about five hundred years apart.
It has been two thousand years since the advent of these religions

Two thousand years of unabated bloodshed

Two thousand of man against man

Two thousand years of silence

Two thousand years of horrendous killings

Two thousand years....
Yes, two thousand years and still counting...


Yet God is watching.....

#DeluDedReligiousImps

stinggy:
Help me ask oo... 23 yrs + 22(worse case), isn't that 45. Dafuq she's looking for again

Ans= Da'Fuq...

clubone05:
After 23 years and 4 kids...shouldn't she be numb down south

Ure in d spirit brother.......

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
Do you remember what exactly transpired between them before the destiny-resetting slap?

He was arguing with a friend of hers....




Then the ajebo beechy slapped him...