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The mumu Yaff chop beating...

The beating too much u go think say Na Apolo...

Beht lass lass that geh honeypot the inviting...

favexx:
me and my mama go price tiles the cheapest in square metres is 1300

I think he's prolly referring to the tilerz workmanship...

Aii...

Mehme try...


It depends on the dimensioning of ya parlour and the sq.meter of the tiles...
Say ur parlor has a length of 6m and breadth of 4m... U multiply both which gives u 24 sq meter...

Now depending on the tile u want der are different kind of tiles and sizes... I recommend you don't buy pnt...

Things don cost now so u go gas go do market survey...

When doing ya survey, check for the sq.m the carton of tiles Wud cover... It ranges...

Say it covers about 1.5 sqm
You den divide 24 sqm by 1.5sqm
Dahz about 16...
You den multiply 16 by the amount of the carton of 1.5 sqm
Say 16 * 2500 which gives about 40k

You den av to add like a carton in case of breakage which cumulates to 42k5h

Now the tiler...

The charge per sqm.. U cud get a tiler for 300 naira per Sqm...
So 300*24 dahz about 7200
Dahz about 50k already
..

Cement Na anoda issue... A bag now costs about 2500...


Der u have it...

How many likes for a brother?

See him and hin wife head like ellipse...

Zipopo:
Is not allow in Lagos state...

What about the "ed"?
Also not 'allow'?

"Advance development"??. This wooden sh**t??

It's not ur fault... I blame it on buhari...

"Jim Morrison " by Jon bellion

nenergy:
Anal sex is a cousin to Homosexualism.

No sensible lady will allow anal. Even prostitute don't. Why will you allow someone ramm your intestine? Years later you'll start running from church to hospital when your anal muscles can no longer hold feaces. #Perversion

oga put ur money where ur maut is... I can mention sum nl ashis dat wud suck life out of ur thangy,

Fmartin:
Mba nuuu!!...

I cant even ask for oral actiön na anal i go come ask

.....wel, ask her first hw she feels abt anal penetratio, den ask if she wuld lyk to gv a try she hv nt don b4.

u dnt need to ask bro...

Try giving her..if shes cool wit it, its only ideal she reciprocates... Suck her lyk a vacuum and pull dat shii out!

Eheerrrn... Oga Decleff dat wuna bcs, una d do any oda tin 'part frm singing

Cos na so so song una go d sing for wuna channel...


And err abeg i d find new chick wey i go bleep...

Mst preferably a bcs cum-fused barny....

What am i even saying??

See face

the only thang she got working for her are

those titties... Anyways, i did pass on dat...

Jediel1:
Yoruba boyz: The only boys that can travel the world without Visa

bross dat one na edo girls ...nt Yoruba boiz

ISLAM is the worst thang that has happened to humanity in ages....


Okay...The Allahtards Can now quote me and prove their "slogan" "Islam is peace"...l

fabre4:
I hate it when people say wizkid is talented, you guys don't know what talent is

Den what is talent School us....

In as much as I hate to admit it, wizkid is talented.....


He cud jump on a beat recite A to Z and stilll make a hit ouutav it...Now dahz talent....

gracile:
e-daaad remember me?

how kanai forget??

Watz been up with u??

grayht:
Nice... Can u make one for "lalasticlacla"

GLADLY

option c......

abeg na how dem d take comment

Mskrisx:
Fine work

thankyu miss

more pics

errrr....here are some toons i made with photoshop .... really want to improve hence ur criticisms are welcomed..

Invest in my future.....


am hardworking.... u did reap dividends...

MEILYN:
I am from Kogi State and I happen to be an Igala man. I don't see anything wrong with Faleke becoming the Governor of Lagos state. They should better give him what he owns and stop this ridiculously planned tactics to sideline him.

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what brand of cannabis haff u been smoking??

As far as simple server n bblited still rocks.... na even playing ground....

ameer2:
Fut minna topping A..B.U...how is dat possible

very possible..... apparently uv been in oblivion .... futmx iz been topping Abu for a wyl nw

iamrealdeji:
Iyawo mi,you sef get mouth o,see how you finish eveerything,well,back then I don't take cream that serious until my mom told me to cream often cos i'm a light skinned dude and that i'll turn dark if I don't cream and maintain the complexion I was born with,so she gave me some cream to wipe out some pimples that appeared on my forehead when I wanted to resume 300Level,I used the cream and some others to wipe it out on time,so my skin reacted to it that some more pimples appeared and I battled with that,it took me quiet long before I could clear off the pimples,since then I stopped using any of those creams and stuck to rubbing my body with vaseline and scared of rubbing anything on my face,but the fact is if I get darker due to sunlight,i get to my normal skin color without using any cream as long as I eat well and don't stay outside the sun if I've got no mission there,so,I was able to maintain my complexion since 2010 without cream and I even like the reddish color I get from sun tan at times,so I'm cool with it. But recently,i went to a shop to buy stuffs,so,i asked the woman I need to start using any neutral cream that won't change my skin color and my skin won't react to,so she gave me dove to use,I finished that and now i've used another dove half way.
So,iyawo mi,maybe some guys that don't cream think it's a girl thing,you know we think differently,but I personally believe it's ok to take care of oneself.
As for guys that don't bath,men that's wack,i do find it hard to drive out somewhere quickie that some guys think there is no need for bathing cos it's very early in the morning and you're coming back home soon,if I don't bath before I go out,i wont ever feel comfortable.
As for creaming,i think it's nice to cream as long as it's a neutral sun protection one that won't bleach my skin

lol bross.... na essay competition??

I strongly disagree....my Best friend is a lady...

she's d last person I did ever think of bedding....

and its nt lyk im in a relationship tho she is, we'v been frnds bfr she started dating .....


so O.P I STRONGLY disagree...

Agunnewi:
Damn!!!

Just when i thought the American security apparatus was too tight to be beat, this nigga here fooled them for 20 good yrs.

And the oscar goes to...

the Yoruba man

snorts

Elxandre:
This phone will be quite fragile.
A disaster waiting to happen at the first drop!.

I also don't think people love physical keyboards anymore.

so derz a spiritual keyboard??

lol