₦airaland Forum

APCHaram:
The guy no like Toto nah

Imagine: Emir of Toto aka Sarikin Duri

Hahaha... Ka haukache walahi

elijahy1:
May the lord help his church.

Amen

The General Superintendent of Assemblies of God Nigeria Rev. Dr Chidi Okoroafor has been suspended... This is coming after series of accusations leveled against him... It is said the churchs disciplinary committee investigated the matter and he (the general superintendent) accepted the fact the he was wrong... AGN is known for its strict disciplinary measures to erring members irrespective of positions in the church.
Meanwhile AGN over the years has gone through alot.. leading to two factions in the church... But to the Glory of God things are coming back to normal... The Assistant General Superintendent has since taken over the mantle of leadership.....God Bless His Church...

Was going through some stuff online and stumbled on this...

uthlaw:
The money,ps5 and mastubation will be alright!

Lol...

Blu03:
Neither is good without the other... But to be honest, sex/romance is over_rated. Since i've never fallen inlove or had sex, i don't know what i'm missing... It would be easier for a celibate to choose the cash...

having the money won't make much sense without the other...

Omar09:
WE CAN BE PAID FOR THIS?

YEAH BUT YOU MUST "BELONG"

where are the pussycat addicts..

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IF YOU ARE GIVEN 1 BILLION NAIRA TO STAY AWAY FROM SEX AND OTHER ROMANTIC STUFF FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.. WOULD YOU ACCEPT ??

ok

suggestion pls

Hi pals I would like to know which of this two pays higher than the other... Nigerian Customs Service and The EFCC. tanx

We speak Pidgin when we deem it fit... And speak "Queen's English " when we want to... Depends on the scenerio Cause we are sure the listener would Understand...

The both of you are good for dustbin. Period!!

MrCork:
*she tear eye*??

..bro but wot kinda English to dey teach u Homebase people in that Nigeria?(No oofeense )

Bro some of the things you say or do where you taught??
STREET LANGUAGE OR PIDGIN

Guyman... lol

My Bro dated a lady for good 14 years n still didn't marry her at the end...

Why should I bother myself with woman matter... ALWAYS HAVE A BACK UP...

SHE TEAR EYE PASS AM..
This statement often used by Nigerians could mean An Extremely Socially Exposed Person..
It also means Spoilt person and it also means A sexually Active Person.. Many centre on the Social Exposure "Tear Eye Status" most especially the Ladies...
It is often very difficult for a lady of high social Exposure to date someone of low exposure...
Guys in general could date any lady irrespective of her social exposure (the religious, Area girl and it's likes) though the nice/ guy with low social exposure ( often called JU ) dating a lady whose TEAR EYE STATUS is high comes with its own problems such as cheating ... That's why you hear the statement " She tear eye pass am" which means she is socially exposed than the guy... However the Tear Eyed ladies are often fun to be with compared to those with low social exposure...
The Question here is
Why is a Guy's TEAR EYE Status not that important for ladies...
What's your Preference?? Dating someone with high or low social exposure than you are...

Go to gwalameji, or behind stadium

They are extortionists, gold diggers ,always waiting for a rich guy to marry without planning for themselves, above all for ABORTION they have never been dethroned from the first Position

Stories

See witch.. future murderer . as she enjoy am like this next thing is to kill the husband .. we know their type

naso

All good Squad

If this three teams were an Option as to who will represent Nigeria in the AFCON.. Which would you choose or do you Prefer the Present team(1)

Maybe someone promised her BBN slot.... But failed to make it

The interpretation...
he was followed from the bank after withdrawing 10million naira... They opened the car and took the money... he chased them with d help of residents,dss and SARS personnel.. he was able to overtake them n blocked the road...
I think they were not armed... just organized Pale dem

have you tried carbon monoxide Very fast n effective n painless too..

you are good for dustbin... so you are addicted to giving her money now Ba...
Kwantinue

the guy no get pity ooo.. he was prepared for this I guess