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TheManofTomorrow:
Shes angry at you prolly because you are broke. A girl gets angry at a guy for now definite reason if you perceive him to be broke

Thou knowest me not... Sha That's your own View... She's free to walk away..

light099:
Strange and funny reaction from her.
Her reaction was unlikely based solely on your use of Mosquito net, it must have been rooted in your past behaviours.

I'm sure if you reflect on the past and some of your habits, you would get a clearer understanding of why she behaved that way.
Perhaps in the past, you've exhibited traits similar to that of a baby who sleeps in a cot, with white Mosquito net spread all above him, after Momma had puffed smooth layers of baby powder on his soft ass and covered him up with diaper.
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Lol... I don't just like to be disturbed in the morning...

seyioke1:
Live your life bro, don't let any one dictate for you. If malaria hook you down is possible for you not to see her around ooo. Don't give a Bleep

Well Am not bothered... My health Matters ooo

My girlfriend came to my place in the morning like 6 am... We had an event to attend.... When she came I was still on my bed with the mosquito net still hanged...
The first thing she told me was " Why you dey do like pikin na, As big as you are you dey use mosquito net.. You too dey like body"... She was so serious about it and she said it angrily...
I replied "Dem send you to tell me this kind thing this morning?? " immediately she left... she's not picking my calls...
My People Is it a crime to use mosquito net because am an adult?...

Hmmmm... There's no way it would end up in the bladder if swallowed...
Maybe im penis dey elastic

You should be Happy...
Cheers to the Freaking Weekend Man...
Don't let the bi.tch get you down, turn it around with another round of drinks...

CHEERS

Well only the gods know if it was the chicken they came for...

Just one day I repeat one day.. The youths would act in unison as if we were the same tribe, same language ...

Thinking of how spending this Saturday without watching football... make 16 Sha come quick..

You forgot to add

Woman is the most wicked-estest creation..
FEAR HER AND LIVE LONG...

Na Joke ooo
Nairaland wan spoil me

Hmmm with the way this thing is going...
The lockdown did not help much...


Las Las dem go still use us test vaccine ooo....

This one na Old man ooo Abi Na beaten turn am to old man...

Well if you keep sending all those "forward to 20 persons including me" write-ups I block you asap...
Even MTN dey fear to send me unnecessary messages...

Like say Na only the nakking dem dey wait for... Impatience...
To me nothing special about wedding night nak... I can't rush what's already mine...

How about having a Back Up... That would help too...

jacoik:
truly you are in her bottle and I believe it could be accient fanta bottle

Lol.... Or maybe this Short maltina bottle

Where Re those calling for state policing... common interstate movement could not be stopped by this local vigilant groups...
This shows our security operatives manning the borders are after the bribe they get...
I suggest those communities at the borders should be saddled with the responsibility of control our borders from the influx of people and vehicles from other states...

Never tell her who my next of Kin is

Davash222:
She is short, abi? Na so short girls dey do.

Lol

dayleke:
Lol@she pit me for inside bottle.
So who broke d bottle to set you free?

They later packed out of the area....

Fetched 33 Jerrycan of water for them... Packed her mums stuff to the market on my head... all in the name of love... Don't even know where the 4 o'clock eyed girl is now sef... Truly she been Put me for inside bottle

All the Dodging to the forest, Fence climbing and face off with my teachers was very foolish of me.. Last last na me cheat my self ooo...
Wish I could meet those teachers I insulted to apologize...

Imagine Not War, Not Natural Disaster just like that oo this boy don turn orphan..
Rest in Peace..
If this be the work of a living Being May He/She lack peace till He/She confesses...

No need to cut it off... I have Pliers in my house to help cut the rope in the testicule... Castration by pounding the testicles.

Everyday people are trying to get more money forgetting the fact that there would be no peace to enjoy that money if your children are not disciplined, if your children don't value cleanliness and if the kids can't obey...

Jos the plateau state capital is experiencing heavy downpour of hailstones recently... Hail are balls of ice that fall when its raining..
This could affect Plants leaves, Car glasses , house windows and other breakable things...

Jos the plateau state capital is experiencing heavy downpour of hailstones recently... Hail are balls of ice that fall when its raining..
This could affect Plants leaves, Car glasses , house windows and other breakable things...

THIS GUY IS GOOD FOR DUSTBIN... CORO FOR CATCH AM.. LETS SEE WETIN HIM GO DO FOR ISOLATION CENTRE.....