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Architectkene:
Two odd..

Double your money

ALL GREEN

Hi everyone... I would like to have your suggestions and Recommendations from those who know abit on good Church sound systems like the Arm, Speakers, Bass Kumbo,Microphones,drums and infact all and their prices if possible ..

That 21 though... God helped them had anything happen to the US President, What happened to Japan would be a tip of the iceberg

To Hell with the mind your Business idiots....
Tell your Guy ooo I repeat tell him...

What do you have to say

Well i feel sorry for the 65+ years old man in my area who is addicted to betting... Always carrying 2ft long betslip anyday anytime hoping to win big one day...

TheRealProphet:
They give too much time in killing this bastards.

If it were up to me,i will kill them at the scene.

Zero empathy for muderers.

Just as Shekau recommended for Sherrif to be killed immediately

hmmm

fati2001:
my is letter "R"

Lol.... Sounds terrible

SmellySperm:
"simp"

Mr SmellySperm What is the relationship BTW the topic and Simp

Convo go be like: me: Guy i hear say you dey date Obiaghelli
Guy: God forbid wetin i wan use that girl do??

As a Nigerian that i am, i often get this weird look from people around anytime i use the word FORK. To them it sounds like F*CK.. Am a type that call things as they are not using some Phonetic or Oral English...
So Pals Tell Us that word you dont wanna use in Public to avoid any form of Embarrassment.

He should be DeTesticled instead..

Dannyfan:
Sweet like honey. Do you do it often?

No not often

josh123:
wtf did I just read guy u funny oo. There is nothing sweeter than sex, that feeling you have when u are thrusting in and out of a tight pussy and to crown it all that feeling you have when u are about to cum that feeling is priceless

Lol but not as refreshing as excreting after being extremely Pressed

I often laugh when i see alot of guys that worship Sex.. Claiming it gives them joy and makes them feel happy And how they go extra miles to have one..

Here is the Joy and Peace Giver..
That Peace, Joy, relief and Happiness you have when you finally "unleash the Dragon" (Shit or ease yourself) after being Pressed for a long time..
This happens when one is suffering from diarrhea, stomch upset from concoctions eaten in the course of the days activities, medication etc
After closing from work, school or you are probably out where there is no place to excrete (for those who cant use public toilets or bushe), all you wish for is to reach home or anywhere you have in mind to unleash this dragon. Mostly when such happens, the cars or taxi tend to move slowly, traffic delays would seem like 24hrs, keke guy would seem like a novice thats because Shit dey worry you..
Finally you have a place to unleash this dragon, Imagine the Peace and Relief you have after that... Even Sex go bow at the sight of the expression on your face...
Aaaaaah So sweet...
Feel Free to Share your most Pressing Moment..

She's Definitely going back Home next Week.. Ka3na is in a better position to explain..

PureGoldh:
I Will call 112 am sure they will not even connect talk more of them picking the call

Dem go shock You...

paulolee:
amarachi big ass...she no de ever pick call...na only text she de reply..

You sure Amarachi would be kind enough not to pick your call??

Exmilitant:
My mother! She's notorious for not answering her phone. On second thought, no man can put me in such quandary. Koro tested.

Lol NOTORIOUS indeed...

MrBrownJay1:
bro the babe will answer the call sharp sharp na, like....

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Lol

Hey Nairalanders..
Who would You call in this kinda Tough Situation..

As for me, I will call my customer who collected some goods on credit.. Am sure he won't pick up my call..

This guy wicked ooo... abi him bin take one shot of those ghana bitters ni

Hmmm that him deputy surname get as many e b ooo...how i wan take call am.. LAWRENCE SOMETHING

Dey there dey wail...instead of you to make peace with your God... They always seal every deal with blood... Pakistan na Abroad?

Damn....

How about Baron betting tips has anyone tried them before

Well you have to try and avoid practicing those teachings... It tends to take away any form of respect and feelings you could have for the skirt wearing beings...

Ahmback:
My brother use your net, if she no wan do again mek she find another....




So she meant because of her, you should now suffer mosquito bites

I wonder ooo

murphyibiam15:
transfer of aggression kee her there ...he should just avoid the gal the same way he's avoiding mosquitoes

Sealed

Orubebe01:
Maybe the girl has been turning to mosquitoes to suck your blood. She doesn't want you to be using net so that she will be at liberty to suck you any time she wishes.

Lo and behold I thwarted her plans

Nephilim:
hahaha weirdo!

How won't she be, it shows you are not man enough, simple mosquito you're hiding under mattress Haba! How will you defend her if you are running away from mosquito.... Hahahah! Chai

Lol