Estellie:
...Oh please... Like guys don't lie too okwaya?...

Men are the ultimate liars.. Prominent male liars are;

Lai Mohammed - The Chairman..

My ex- boyfriend - The Vice Chairman..

Estellie:
...Oh please... Like guys don't lie too okwaya?...

Men are the ultimate liars.. Prominent male liars are;

Lai Mohammed - The Chairman..

My ex- boyfriend - The Vice Chairman..

imitateMe:

because he is tall

Beadex1:
" Remember that fair guy pics i showed you in my phone, he will be acting as my boyfriend that day" i asked her why she said its been arranged by the department for that day and the HOD knows about it. Fellas that is how i fell asleep that afternoon the lie was too much for me to handle with my eyes open.

Estellie:
...Oh please... Like guys don't lie too okwaya?...

Men are the ultimate liars.. Prominent male liars are;

Lai Mohammed - The Chairman..

My ex- boyfriend - The Vice Chairman..

CEOwatazs:
this particular gurl we've dating fr lik 4/5years until den. she was on d habit I visit her in her place, everytym I go she will pick a key from her bag n den suggest we go to her uncle house who According to her works in anoda state. prior to dat fateful day I had bn suzpextin her with a guy who works in a bank not far from her house but I kept it to myslf. getting to d house she opened d door, we went in and she hv mi sit in d parlor whyl she went in to d bedroom, the next tin I saw was her coming out from d room with jux a towel and was asking mi wat I will lik to eat I told her anything available ( I was shocked seeing her undressing in d house but I decided to keep shot) whyl she was busy preparing d indomie my eyes wer up n down wen I suddenly saw some bank items packed in one corner of d parlour. getting der to check I was d guy's name on all d bank items as d cashier (meaning datx his house) I was bittered but I locked up as if everything was alright. after d food was done she brought it we ate and immediately strtd romancin. we had d frst round of sex in d parlour, I made sure wen cuming I remove and poured it on d couch as if dat was not enough I suggested we moved into to her uncle's room to hav d remaining rounds which I also ensured I cum on d bed, d wall n sm documents in d room. d tym was tickling to around 3pm and she was like we shul go see her frnd (she brought it up bkos she know d guy will soon b back) meanwhyl she told me her uncle only cms back end of d month. I told her ok we shul go see her frnd wen we cm Bak in d evening we will com n clean d house. she objected but I insisted. dat was how she followed me, whyl we wer out she was busy telling me she need to go Bak home to cook I told her we shul go togeda she said no.her aunt won't be happy seeing us. cut everything short I left her when I was sure d guy mst hv cm Bak home. week later I managed to sneak into her Fon wer I saw der chat, d guy was asking her wat happened in the house she said it was her frnd Rita dt came with he boyfrnd and did dt dt she's sorry, d guy didn't biliv and called Everytin to an end dat was wen I open up n told her dt I was aware of everything she taking me to her boyfriend's house each tym am around she was speechless as wat I can't say. we Sha resolve Everytin and till date I still go around n Bleep my tin. I can't be angry with free pussy

Beadex1:
this reminds me of a girl back in the university days, after enough under the duvet rumbling she told me about an event that is coming up in their campus that she will be the one headlining it and i was like am coming to watch you perform, the girl paused she was shocked because she knows i hardly attend school events thats when she chipped in " Remember that fair guy pics i showed you in my phone, he will be acting as my boyfriend that day" i asked her why she said its been arranged by the department for that day and the HOD knows about it. Fellas that is how i fell asleep that afternoon the lie was too much for me to handle with my eyes open.

Estellie:
...Oh please... Like guys don't lie too okwaya?...

Men are the ultimate liars.. Prominent male liars are;

Lai Mohammed - The Chairman..

My ex- boyfriend - The Vice Chairman..

jericco1:
happened in school sha.
every time I go visiting I'd see a dude with babe, asked bout the, she got angry claiming he's just a friend... anyways I tried calling her about 11pm one day and she didn't pick. so I took a bike and went to her lodge. on getting to the gate I saw light in the room although the door was shut. I got to her door and knocked but she didn't open and the light I saw from afar disappeared and several knocks, I tore the net and opened the curtain. lo and behold dude was there shirtless. she was telling me that it was late and she couldn't tell him to go. my people why me

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

raphretle:
This girl came visiting... so while we were eating a call came in which she ignored... I told her to pick up she said "TABLE MANNERS PLEASE " as a sharp guy I Don code na. After d eating she said Rumour has it that there was crises in some part of the city.. knowing fully well she was going to see another guy which I know of...d guy was my P skul mate down to sec skul. Though she was gonna visit d guy for d first time.. I escorted her n I took a short cut to d guys house na... She came n knock, came in Lo n behold I was there .she was shocked guess what she said.. the guy was her class mate... Naso me n my guy Shout. " I DODGE" before the bomb pieces person but she no code.. I told my guy to drill to the satisfaction of his soul...

raphretle:
Stories

XhosaNostra:
A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his!

yehmy:
Told me nothing is going on between she and her Ex (that is currently in Dubai) only for me to caught her sending the guy I love you good night message ... Even told d guy she can't sleep bcuz she didn't hear from him all through the day Women are SCUM

XhosaNostra:
A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his!

LordOfNaira:
I remember a certain nursing student that I liked back in the days. She looked decent. Whenever her friends came around, they would sit at her balcony and I would hear them sharing their sexcapades but this girl would say nothing.

So, I got friendly with her and we became very close friends. She told me she was a virgin and I accepted. But one night, we went on a date and returned home and somehow, the devil got into us, and we tore each other's clothes and landed on my bed. My dick slid easily into her and I was shocked. I could not even thrust.

I asked her, "But you told me you were a virgin."

She said, "Yes."

I asked, "What happened?"

She said, "You just disvirgined me now now."

Men, I just weak right there and then.

Monaco2:
Back then in school I was fvcking this babe when a call came in n she refused to answer it n I told her I would pick d call she immediately picked n it was her bf.. d guy asked where she was n she said her female friends hostel. All this while she was breathing heavily n d guy told her he loved her n she was like : u love me?!? I hear n she ended d call immediately.. I was just smiling after she left I was like nawa for girls o... n I got my heart broken a few months prior to d time we met wen I found out that my girl of almost three years was having an affair. My thoughts was just running wide that that’s exactly how a guy was probably fucking my girl then n I would be forming mr lova lova not knowing dat another guy was ontop of her nawa...... last year I met another girl n she was forming decent girl I hacked her Facebook n was going through her chat n I saw dat she had boooos I was just one of them’ days later a particular guy that has been disturbing her finally had his wey with her n she was telling d guy dat she is sure she was pregnant... I was just laughing... she came over n I was just telling her I know wat she did yesterday n d guy is smallie in my area she was denying d whole thin until I picked up my phone n said I was gonna call d guy( I don’t have his number just pretending) dats wen d fake tears came in. She was like it was a mistake dat d guy just inserted his dick n removed it immediately, I Wan laugh die dat day.. stories many abeg

ecstasy357:
Funny Story

I was serving in a remote area in Anambra state. She was still in school. She was very beautiful, one of the most sought after girls in school. Lots of guys were constantly flocking themselves around her, and she loves the attention as well as the perks that comes with it.

One night around 11pm I called her. We were talking and then I heard a male's voice in the background. She stays at the school's female hostel. This particular hostel shuts their gates to guys once its 6pm. I quickly asked her, "who was that?" She said it was her roommate, Amarachi. "Let me talk to Amarachi," I requested. Then her phone went off until the following day.

Six months later, she told me the truth while mocking me.

She did abuse my trust and my willingness to turn a blind eye. But now I've learnt how to smell rat from a thousand mile away.

IdreamOfUnicorn:
"She's just a family friend. She's like a sister to me."