₦airaland Forum

Tbillz:
I am not an orator but can i correct my interviewer if he/she commit grammatical blunder?

that means u are not ready for the job, if u really need the job u would pretend as if nothing is wrong with his/her grammar... abi Na d grammar wan give u job

christabell18:
...lyk really..blow beating!man u've gat to learn how not to beat up ladies cos I bet u no lady wants to get married to someone they wud b getting blow beating or wareva u cul it from..

bro if u hav an encounter with a nagging woman, u would consider beating her as the only option bcuz nagging woman is ready to disgrace u anywhere, any day, anytime even in front of friends and family

imagine this fine building

younghartz:
Nagging wife will make your love for her reduce and she'd gv u sleepless night then you will develp high blood pressure then you'd die

Cheating wife will take you to early grave

Modified

FTC
I reserve dis space for my future wife

Military zone keep off

tho both are bad, but u can still use blow(beating) to correct nagging wife...but cheating wife? there's nothing u can do abt it... even if u forgive her your mind would still be there and if she's chanced again she would cheat

Nigeria... Good people, Great Nation... I'm proud to be your son

Ojo to ta

williams368:
Imagine you need to Make a Decision and you were given this 2 Conditions where you have to choose one and turn the other one down.

3 Months without Internet or 3 Months without Sex, Which do you think you will Choose?

Drop your Comment.

sex fuc*****k sex, I prefer internet to sex

[quote author= post=34293259]OK..so I met Helen wen I first resumed..she was beautiful, gorgeous and above all,friendly and intelligent, in a month or so,we started dating,we were known all over campus,our relationship was waxing strong,we were always together and got each others back..last year,she travelled to her village for her sisters wedding, when she came back,things changed..she suddenly Changed,she stopped visiting and stuffs like dat,I saw it coming, she finally asked for a breakup.. I granted her request ...she begged to still b friends,I accepted.. We were now just friends,one day,she added one of her friends...d girl was even more preetier..we got chatting,and stuffs like dat..we gelled and I asked for a date,she told me where to pick her and I sure didn't miss..we were good friends until I asked her out,she first rejected stating that I once dated her friend, somewhere along the way,emotions overclouded her "friends theory" and we started dating.. Helen came back pleading with me to take her back I rejected..she pleaded and pleaded continuously I told her I had a girlfriend now and don't wanna cheat..she said she will wait..we continued being friends..good friends at that...little by little, I and my present girlfriend started having problems.. One day,Helen came to my house..she came with another of her friend. This one was quite preety..after introductions,I found out I actually liked how free she was with people And the fact that there Is no dull moment when she is present.. Helen added her to the whatsapp group..we began charting and became good friends,tonight,Helen visited me,as I was walking her home since her house was a less than 7 mins walk from mine,she said we should branch to her new friends house,she went inside while I waited..her friend came out,she was wearing a very short gown..she said she had to go change She changed and came straight to me,she started all her funny talks,it was fun having her by my side,she suddenly grabbed my hands,holding it while caressing it.she found pleasure in brushing her breasts on my bicep and arms..she held my hands until Helen started getting jealous, I stylishly removed my hand..wen we both finished walking Helen home, we turned back heading to our various homes with my new found friend We were going home and she asked I escorted her to her house,as we arrived, she asked me if I wanted a good night kiss,hug or what,I humbly asked for a hug..now the problem is am having problems with Helen because of her..I think she likes me,or do you think she is just bring friendly??[/quote]I'm tired of all this small pikin love story...pls try to edit dis ya story

ab1x:
Here is what I found on my banana plantation this morning. Imagine, I saw two bunches of banana on a stem. Initially when I saw it at another farm last year, I was surprised because I have never seen a specie of banana like this. Just thought of sharing it with fellow nairalanders


Attached therein are the pics

u funny gan o...sorry which planet u com from? it's everywhere ...I've seen it more than 100 times

koastar:
21. 26 Weeks

22. 6 months.The little human is getting ready to leave the uterus.It turns upside down because it will be easier to get out this way

23. 36 weeks. The child will see the world in 4 weeks

You reading this, this is how you were formed.

Photo Credit: Incredible Photos: How A Child is Born.
Swedish photographer Lennart Nilsson spent 12 years of his life taking pictures of the foetus developing in the womb. These incredible photographs were taken with conventional cameras with macro lenses, an endoscope and scanning electron microscope. Nilsson used a magnification of hundreds of thousands and “worked” right in the womb. His first photo of the human foetus was taken in 1965.

God is bigger than what people say

bunmioguns:

that guy must be a futarian

himkers:
If we avoid All these, what is now left for us to eat??

help me ask him o

deawong:
http://www..com/2015/05/ojbs-kidney-reportedly-collapses-again.html

this man should stop wasting his money on hospital treatment, they're lot of churches and pastors dat would pray for him and heal him...those monies can be put to better use (I hear say Na 3 wives he get) like financing his children education and feeding... let me recommend church, rccg, omega fire ministry, synagogue, living faith etc...
just a touch from all these anointed men of God would change his life and rewrite his story...
a word is enough for the wise.... get well soon bro..

Sermwell:
Although I so much love and trust my girlfriend, but she has travelled to her village from school for a burial ceremony two days ago with my pictures without my consent. I got to realize some of my pictures were no longer there today when I wanted to entertain a visitor with my pictures. I called and she admitted taking them along. I don't know if I should be bothered because she's from this partcular tribe that people say are very fettish.
I don't really know what to make out of it!! Please what do you think??

Yur mind is too dirty bro, get either hypo or jik and clean that dirty mind of yours and pls don't forget to add dettol.....back to d matter, u Ar safe bro, av u forgotten dat ladies like showing off especially when their man is handsome like me....she wan go show those village gals say her level pass their own...so, no fear

is this d first time u r seeing something like dis

otijah:
Assuming you received this Text from your Bank:- N1,500 has been deducted from your account for General Muhammed Buhari Campaign, thank you for banking with us.

Be sincere…
What Will You Do?

For buhari no wahala, but for uncle jona?? I'll sue the bank manager

killzone:
This is a pix of unilorin students writing an exam #better by far

come FUTA, na two on a roll.....sebi dis 1 na three

Olamitisoji:
Buhari and his fans claims Jonathan has done nothing, See him going for one of his campaigns in the Train GEJ provided.

NOTE: Buhari helped in crippling Nigeria's railway system.

See dis one ooooo......is the Train nt 4 we Nigerians?? Is Buhari and other APC members nt a citizen of Nigeria?

ritababe:
WTF

He's only been curious

ffo:
no sir. they were like younger sister to me. thanks

Younger sisters from another mother......hmm oga kopa!!!!

ffo:
Hello Nairalanders,
Let me introduce myself first. I did my NYSC in 09/10 batch A in Nachi-Udi LG in Enugu State, its an interior village where there is no tarred road, i served in the only Private school in the community. I really enjoyed the love and the fun i had then, it was really interesting, the indigenes were friendly and my students as well. the school is a Female school. the community is few kilometers to Enugu town.
Let me not bored you with words, kindly find some of my experiences in pictures.

Happy viewing.

thanks
Pic 1: With some of my students during PHE class
Pic 2: With some of my students during the send forth
pic 3: Learning to ride a bike
pic 4: Enugu road about (entrance to the town)

U sure say u no bleep those girls so?? Just askin ni o

zerojoy:
Do you remember this? were u an addict?

Called Epan-dinka or jombo during my time.......

hkidola00:
which of this number will you call first....if you happen to see the missed call and pls call me message of your debtor that has been owing you 1.2million for the past 10 month or the missed call and message from your sister that says "emergency,about your mum,pls call me" lol,so which would you call first......

Its money dat will b used 2 pay her hospital bill.......so, I go sharply call Mr debtor den visit mum........moreova, na 2 dey call debtor as I dey run go hospital, doing two things at a tym

manutdadex:
in d north na modern o!

Lmao........that's bad

manutdadex:
b4 mimiko ondo state has good skool, so mimiko built beta ones..down here in d north no skool even d ones wey dey..u no go even allow ur goat to attend one!

I understand wat u r saying.....but all I'm saying is dat dey shouldn't av refer to those skul buildings as modern.......they're just normal/old skul buildings

manutdadex:
make i no curse u sa...u are praisin agagu for buildin skool and u are hatin Gej for doin d same? I weep for dis nation...wen d youths cant reason,y wont a 72 yr old man want to rule dem?? Well na one eye man dey rule blind people!

U r nt serious.....all I'm saying is dat dis is nt wat we call modern skul....these ar just normal buildings, if u want to see modern skul, come to ondo state and I'll show u new modern skuls built by Dr Mimiko.....shikena.......abi ar u a learner??

mcino:
TRANSFORMATION AGENDA IN PICTURES in no particular order

Hahhahahahhaahahahhahaha.....I laff so teh I nearly shit for body!!!! Late Dr olusegun Agagu don build all these one for ondo state sinz 2003..come Ondo state and u'll see what is called modern school built by Dr Olusegun Mimiko......uncle jona must go.....SAI BUHARI......like if u want change

BWGISTdotCOM:
Guys Can You Do All These For Your Beloved Wife

Oya add yours but reply mine first...

@ op, u funny o.....why won't I do it......no be my children?? In fact, I woud do more than this for my seeds(children)

emusmith:
A Bachelor is simply a single guy with marriage in view!

He is that hustling guy living in a One/ Two-Bed Room Flat or a Self Contain who leave for work by 6/7AM and returns in the evening.

He is also that undergraduate living in the hostel or Off Campus.

Don't exclude yourself even if you're still in your parent's house- You're a Bachelor!

In my survey, I have come up with Seven Class every Bachelor falls in:


1. Mr. Single and Searching

He is that guy that is single and when you see him, you'll just know he needs a woman in his life. Unlike most guys, he attends weddings most often to spread his tentacles. Most times, he is always smiling and playful because he wants to be seen by ladies as jovial. In Social media, 98% of his friends/ followers are ladies. He hits randomly. This guy is fast, witty and sharp.



2. Mr. Manchellor

This is a senior version of bachelors. He is in his mid 30's and above with such a mature look. You get closer and discover he's still single. Hah! Funny, he is going all out for a Year 3 girl in the University. The girl feels so scared sometimes because he acts too stiff, mature and advance for her. He's always too serious for her and that gets emotionally down. I guess she's still with her because he is...erm...erm...secure, Financially and parental influence too.


3. Mr. Single And Not Searching

I dunno if he is a priest or something. He just doesn't like the company of women. I wouldn't conclude he is "gay" but it's possible. Some are due to religious reasons. Some are because they were never used to ladies. Others, I think they have a problem- emotional, physical or spiritual.


4. Mr. Player

This is common. You see a guy with different girls a week and you begin to wonder, Which is which? He has a car and a good job coupled with a sugared tongue, so they are all over him. It's very easy as he promises them marriage and they give all for him. Hmm!
At the long run, he dumps all his pretty girlfriends for one quiet and cool girl. Such is life!


5. Mr. Sugar Mummy

This guy doesn't work but his house is wow! I was guessing until one day, I saw a very pretty woman walk into his room with plenty goodies. I was like, Men! . I heard he went to Malaysia with her during the Yuletide season. And he'll come to me telling me, "I need a wife, o". In my mind, I'm like, "Aren't you married already?"


6. Mr. Single Like He Is Married.

I used to know someone then, every two months or less, a girl comes to live with him and stays for a while, performing all the duties of a wife during her tenure! I lived in that compound then and I can't count how many has come and gone. To sleep alone is an abomination to him. The girls coming and going are usually the ones condemning the act here in NL o! It's even common in our Universities ooo!


7. Mr. Single Dad

This man around early forties has a child and probably lost his wife through death or divorce.
He is back in the marriage market of searching a spare rib. Lol!

Guys, where do you fall?

Ladies, which do you prefer?


You can add more...

Abeg no vex o, shey na inside yur compound all of them dey ni? Abi u dey pack from one hauz 2 anoda like bird....just curious ni o.....lest I forget, do u av work @ all? Just asking, bcuz u dey talk am as if say na yur korokoro eyes u take dey see dem

OtunbaJega:
Nairalander

what is wrong with this picture?

Nothing is wrong bro, ar u a learner Can't u see dat baba is in control?