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Thegeneralqueen:
This is what happens when you're dating an immature guy in a relationship.......ladies don't ever take in for a guy until he takes you to the alter.....i bet if your fiancee was wise enough not to take in before marriage you won't be here spewing rubbish

Please what's your point?

lopsoj:
This is to seek for your honest solution to this situation, no insult pls.

My younger sister is very friendly, and cynical, but this attitude of hers, is always to the extreme, she mostly lived with our elderly sister and her husband, while they leave her alone at home with their children often, this continue for long. During this time, i was away from home, because my work took me out of town.

Before my return, I was informed that my sister was pregnant for a thug she met whenever she was sent on an errand. According to her, this guy always waylaid her on the road threatening her to have sex with him, but she said it happened after she frolic with him and some other friends around the neighborhood, before he started making advances toward her. She is in her early twenties

To cut the story short, how they get to become intimate was a surprise to us. Because right now she is with a child and he wants the child to be born, yet he has no regard for any of us in our family, he insult us at will, and he is also a muslim.

Recently his family came over to apologise for his misconduct and demand we release the mother and the unborn child to them. meanwhile we do not want to have anything to do with a thug, that has no regard for the family with no sign of remorse. what do you think we can possible do on this issue

Your sister is a thugress

I don't eat in 99% of the parties I've attended, and I always make sure I drink before going to most parties

I once dated an igbo lady that told me they eat strangers in her village...she clearly stated that she can never take me to her village without security operatives...i thought she was joking, not until her elder sister confirmed it. Mo japa after one week

Dale2003:
2 +1 failed relationships already. I think i need to be on my own for now.

You're probably not man enough to handle girls. Steer clear of relationships for now, and work on yourself

Dale2003:
we both like each other but also avoid each other(weird right). Its strange and i don't want to get involved in a dramatic relationship

That's not enough reason for you to change your cell phone number... Talk to her like a man, you're the one being Timid

Your gonna have to tell us what happened between you and the girl before we can know if you've made the best decision

AdioGunner:
Hello Nairalanders,
I have this issue with my Girlfriend which I'm Worried About , Every time we go out or Meet up at some place, I'm always shy to Walk with her Or hold her hands in Public Anytime I try to do so it won't last up to 5 secs ,it'll be as if I'm suffocating till the point that she noticed about it and complained Even When Walking Together we don't get so close together .
It's not as if I don't Love her ,I Love her a lot , but this issue bothers me a lot, she has no deformity ,And she's very Beautiful if it's that, But I don't know what's wrong with me,on her own end she likes To hold me Hug me even Cuddle in public and when she tries it with me ,I get Scared and Kind of Embarrassed. I know I'm a Shy guy tho, but I can't take this anymore .
Please Any advice on what I can do before I lose her on lack of affection?
Insults Are Allowed Cause I know You guys would do so .
Thanks .

How old are you?

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This means God is in your neighborhood... Don't give up

Your gonna have to sit her down and make her realise that her health is more important than making first class. You're also going to have to go hard on her coz it's addictive. Before you know it, chronic headache would crawl in

Make den show their face na

Preciousgirl:
I understand my critics, we are in a free world and I am one of the most tolerant beings alive. I am not a fool to be sharing my family issues here, but for very good reasons. I am learning a lot from the advices.

Now don't judge me yet, since there is a lot you still don't know about my situation.

1. I virtually sponsor the house
2. My husband has not slept with me for over a month (I am never going to cheat FYI)
3. In the past, he sleeps with me through my back, (I am suffering)

4. He has password guarding his smart phones

5. He verbally abuses me often

The above are only a few. I come here often because, apart from my dad, I don't wanna wash my dirty linen to those that know me. Those accusing me of cheating, I have never and will never ever do that, in fact I believe my husband is the one cheating on me. Which husband doesn't want to sleep with his wife through the Vag but back. Which kinda husband uses condom with his wife? Please don't judge me yet, I wish you lived with us. I am trying so hard to save my marriage.

Thanks guys for all the advices

All these didn't start overnight, something might've happened that caused it. Your gonna have to trace back everything to figure out what went wrong

Preciousgirl:
My husband has destroyed my smart phone after I decided not to delete Facebook and all social media. To add insult to injury, he has bought for me a very cheap phone which cannot browse. I have bought myself a new phone secretly. I am not happy in this marriage. Many things are going on in my mind, please I need mature advice

It seems social media is more important than your family...we know your type. Friend with benefits with her ex... I pity you

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mikezuruki:
Is It Proper For Me As A Friend Attend This Engagement?

I will make this short as possible.

I will be attending a friend of mine engagement party today who happened to have impregnated the girl before marriage plan. That wasn't his plan. His parents didn't give their blessings hence they are not showing up for the engagement party.

Is it right for me as a friend to show up for something like this that was not blessed nor consented by the parents of the groom to be?

What do you think? mature ones please

How your friend parents decision take affect yours?

Freethought:
I know a lot of you are going to blaim me buh please let your message to me come with an advise. We are in a state of real dilemma

Few months ago, i opened a thread on how we both found out we were both of AS genotype and how we couldn't stop having sex. Well as against some advices here, we didn't stop having sex until this past weekend wen we found out that she's pregnant.

I remember the month after we found out about the genotype, she told me she told her parents that she's gon get married to me no matter what, they practically begged her not to, telling her different stories of SS children they know

We haven't told anybody about the pregnancy yet . We are scared every single one of them will blame us and think we did it intentionally just to get married.

I love her and I'm sure she loves me too buh this pregnancy, the tot of it alone being SS is scaring the shit out of us.

We don't know what to do

You dey craze, what else do you want us to say?
This was my advice to you in your first thread


Bro's I know it's hard to let go when it comes to love, but for the sake of your unborn children you have to let go once and for all. One of my street sister lost her son whom was an SS. The wahala and night driving I did alone when the boy was growing up no be small, but at the end of the day the boy died at the age of 20...Bros please you gotta let go so that you don't impregnate her

The real show happened in Nigeria, she only went to Ghana for site seeing

Preciousgirl:
Why? Is it so strange to give someone your picture?

Na so e dey start... Nonsense

He's my school son, till I mistakenly picked a call from her school son and everything bursted

Man up bro, I love it when guys stare at my girlfriend coz she's so pretty and beautiful...The appearance of your woman says a lot about you, so man the hell up Mr man

freshbillz15:
Please help my marriage is crashing ,don't mind my English and construction though ,I got married early this year and then my wife brother fiancee escort her to my house ,I stay in Lagos and my wife and relative stay in osun state remote area ,this lady is beautiful but an illiterate though can't read nor write ,she has been seducing me frequently ever since she has escort my wife after wedding ,I inform my wife that am not convineint with her staying with us any longer but she beg that the lady want to work in Lagos for a while I agree ,but this lady keep seducing me
Fast forward ,I have a family gathering in my home town in osun state I sent my wife there due to my tight schedules,I came back home drunk in the night met this lady unclad on bed I have no option than to enter her to my greatest surprise this lady is virgin ,I disvigin her and we continue having sex regularly that the intimacy is getting strong .
My wife eventually get to know this ,she pack out of the house ,this lady insist on getting married to me at know cost even she don't mind being my second wife .my wife insist on getting her out of my house ....
Nairalnad please help

I'm sure you think with your dickkk...his mouth like "Nairalnad" please help... Imagine your marriage is less than a year old and you can't even control your John Thomas You're the reason why women call men scum.... Your problem, find solution to it yourself and stop begging Nairalanders to help you. Abi which kind help you want from us?

Eglobalma:
There is nothing I hate more than a girl acting friendly and flirty to me, trust me I'm very cold when they do because it annoys me. What really turns me on is when a girl treats me badly, spit at me or ignores my existence...its like I'm in heaven. I will just get a huge boner, the feeling of rejection turns me on so much I can almost cry of excitement. Unfortunately for me girls prefer to be friendly to me than be mean to me and trust me I make them regret it everytime. I am a dirt u pretty goddess, spit on me....I dont need any smelly admiration. Tufia.

Today I was in a bus, one goddess sat beside me..she turned and rolled her eyes at me for reasons i dont understand, so I asked her why is she rolling her eyes at me and then she just frowned and turned away. I tried to touch her to answer me and the goddess hit my hand and pushed it off...omg I almost cried of excitement. That rarely happens to me, I felt like her slave. I was smiling till I came down of the bus, till now I'm still so happy. I wish girls spit on me everyday. Goddesses please, I'm your slave..spit on me and shit in my mouth if u want

You get mental illness

Una sure say no be the same compound (company) den dey do infinix and Tecno phones

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Na everywhere naija dey

Hell no, imagine ugly girl hitting on you all in the name of love

Writercruze:
Arguments and disagreements are part of every relationship. It doesn’t matter how much you love your partner; there’s always something to argue or disagree over.

But there are certain things that you must agree on before taking your relationship to the next level. Otherwise, the relationship may not stand the test of time.

Like I always tell people, love is not the most important consideration when choosing a life partner. Some people are madly in love with themselves, but their marriage didn’t last. Do know why? It’s because they fail to agree on some sensitive issues.

So, if you are dating a Nigerian lady, ensure you agree on certain things before taking the relationship seriously. So, in this article, you will learn the things to agree on before engaging a Nigerian lady.

Crucial Things to Agree on Before Engaging A Nigerian Lady

#1. Commitment

If there’s no commitment in a marriage, such union will not stand the test of time. One partner will always feel cheated and this will degenerate to a serious marital crisis.

So, before you decide to engage her, ensure that you guys share the same view on commitment. Every beautiful or successful marriage, you see is a function of both partners’ commitment.

And once you discover that the lady isn’t ready for commitment, please don’t engage her. She can never give you a good home. Trust me; nothing frustrates a man than having a wife who’s not committed to the marriage.

It’s better to break up a five years relationship than marrying someone who will not be loyal to the marriage.

#2. Privacy

This is another area Nigerian couples often have issues in marriage. Ensure you agree on this with your girlfriend before taking the relationship to the next level.

Privacy in this context has to do with access to your cell phones and other personal belongings. If you guys both agree that you want to be open with each other, it’s okay.

This means that your girlfriend has your phone pin or pattern and you have hers too. It also indicates that you can sneak into her phone and check what she is doing and who she’s chatting with. Similarly, she can do the same with you.

If you both agree on this and it has been working for you guys for a while. Then you are in the right direction.

#3. Bestie And Ex

You see these two guys – Bestie and Ex, they have destroyed many homes. About 67% of infidelity in marriages are with Besties and Ex. Yes, it’s that serious.

If you are dating a Nigerian lady, ensure you guys agree on the fact that no male besties or unnecessary contact with Ex. Don’t take the relationship to the next level if you guys haven’t agreed on this.

My friend had a terrible experience with his girlfriend during our NYSC days. His girlfriend was always around a guy who she claimed was her best friend. According to her, the Akwa Ibom boy was like a brother to her, nothing more.

My friend innocently allowed things to go because he wanted to be a gentleman. Guess what happened? He met the so-called bestie in banging his girlfriend. It was a terrible experience, and they ended the relationship.

Imagined my guy didn’t discover this thing on time… What do you think would have happened? The bestie would have still been banging her in my friend’s house.

If you are dating a Nigerian girl who’s fond of contacting her ex all the time, don’t take that relationship seriously. You guys can still be having fun together, but it will be dangerous to marry such lady. Okafor law is dangerous and never allow anybody to manifest it on your woman.

#4. How You Settle Disputes

I have always mentioned that there’s no perfect relationship anywhere. To the best of my knowledge, you only see perfect relationships in Zeeworld, Nollywood, etc.

So, if you are expecting a relationship without disputes or fight, you are living in a fool’s paradise.

It doesn’t matter how many times you fight in a relationship. What matters is how you guys settle your disputes.

If your lady always shuts down and gives you the silent treatment after every argument, try to work on it before engaging her. If you can’t find your way around it, then she is not your soulmate.

How will you feel if your wife is keeping malice with you over a little disagreement? It won’t make sense.

#5. Lifestyle

Lifestyle is another area you must agree on. If your girlfriend is living a lifestyle you don’t like, try to discuss it with her. Don’t allow love to accept what will not work for you. It will never end well for you.

If she goes to clubs and parties, talk to her about it. And if you guys aren’t on the same page about it, don’t take the relationship seriously. You will always have severe issues with her if your lifestyle differs from hers.

#6. The Name Game

This is another important area you should agree on. Do you want her to change her surname to yours? If yes, discuss it with her while dating.

Some ‘Nigerian babes dey form feminism’, they may not want to change their surnames. But if you discuss this from the onset, you will not have issues with it.

#7. Careers

Career is a sensitive area that must be discussed before you take the relationship to the next level.

If both of you are working, is her career going to affect your family? For instance, if you are a banker and your girlfriend whom you want to marry is also a banker, how do you cope? It won’t be easy.

An ambitious career woman wants to make it to the top of her career ladder may not have time for the kids. And if this isn’t something you can take, quietly work out of the relationship. It’s better than having issues in future.

Source: https://www.naijalovetips.com/7-things-to-agree-on-before-engaging-a-nigerian-lady/

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divinest:
Good evening and a happy Sunday. nairalanders .

I noticed something at my dogs balls yesterday he was having some reactions like something reddish on his balls and I just overlooked it so where's that same yesterday in the evening when that was about to go out I saw him scratching their faces his mouth and licking it so I went there and I opened it and behold it was so red and it was dark so I took a picture of it...so I dont know wat I will do ...some said he is not going to nack again...I just laughed

Get Tetmosol soap and use it to bath him... My dog once had same issues, I bathed him with Tetmosol soap twice and everything disappeared

It's very obvious that she likes you, but you're gonna have to confirm it. Don't just jump into conclusion. Man up and ask her out so that you don't get friendzoned

See how time flies