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myqel:
No be my daughter




I will even kiss her more than this sef

make your wife dey watch u around your daughter oooooooo, no offence.. we've seen several cases where fathers slept with their daughter, it starts like this

luchy34:
Beauty the say is in the eyes of the beholder! but I've noticed that most good looking guys end up marrying ladies that are not attractive at all. So my question is why





N.B.. I'm not saying it's a bad thing

the reason is simple, ugly women are loyal....handsome men always have these feelings that half of pretty women cheats bcuz they (handsome men) are the ones going after them for casual sex but would never marry them..#fact

Rapmoney:
When dem no know wetin to talk for phone again, the guy go dey ask the babe, 'What did you eat this evening?' !!! Hehehe See problem o! Tomorrow, e go still ask the same question! Is it not just so boring?

Lol, na me and one gal be that.. she dey complain say my love for her has reduced and we live in diff state... abeg after 'have u eaten? Hw was your day and so on' wetin make I talk again o when e don reach 3 months weh I see her last.

seunfunmi33:
I have a girlfriend I have dated for 5 years. I'm the very sexually active type but I don't make love to her often because I want to keep her in good shape till when we will get married. So I do visit brothel to satisfy my sexual desire which she is unaware of because of the little distance between us.

I decided to stop patronizing prostitutes and have an extra tyre (gf). So I got one living in my street.

The new girlfriend does not disturb my relationship with my long time girlfriend. She loves sex more than food and am happy I met my type. I started having issues with my main girlfriend and broke up with her to stay with someone that lives in my street and ready to give me sex daily.

She always want it raw saying she is under medication. But she got pregnant 6 months into our relationship. My family forced me to accept the pregnancy and marry her because am the only child of my parent.

She gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last 2 months and I have never made attempt to make love to her. Though she is doing well in her business and doesn't disturb me financially but she keeps deleting her calls and chats which am not comfortable with. Though she has got good character but am afraid she will cheat on me because of her love for sex.

Nairalanders pls help me out so I won't regret this decision I was forced to take

did I just hear u saying u married someone u don't trust? u married her because she got pregnant?? u married her because your family forced u to marry her?? How old are u? no offence, but I don't think u were ripe for marriage when u did.. because if u were why will u marry someone u didn't trust, why will you marry her bcuz she got pregnant, why Will marry her bcuz your family forced u to, marriage should be about your happiness, when it comes to marriage there's nothing like pity, the both party should be in an agreement and not that they will b forcing u against your heart.... sorry bro. since you've married her, she's nw your cross.... Hw's your BP

this op is referring to me o, I have three gals and they all want my full attention... that's how I save myself from 2hrs calls, nw they call me sleeping head...mo fe be though

Captainswag225:
one of my favourite meals. Kenkey with pepper and sardine. Soo nice

kenkey is one of my favourite... I've missed the food

lilbazy:
What's your opinion ?

old pishor

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sameolg616:
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Thnx bro

justi4jesu:
You cannot upgrade directly to 64-bit Windows, instead you will need to do a clean install of 64-bit Windows 7 or 64-bit Windows 8.

Hw am I going to do it? i mean 'clean installation'

pls how can i upgrade my hp/compaq 600 notebook from 32bits to 64bits i've been trying it for a very long time but all my efforts were proved abortive....pls guys i need help on where to download the drivers

pls help a brother out...I need repligo key, here is my pin 21FB6C52

robosky02:
Nigeria’s Super Eagles coach, Sunday Oliseh, has invited 23 players from the Nigerian Premier League to begin camping ahead of next month’s Africa Cup of Nations qualifying match against Tanzania in Dar es Salam.

According to goal.com, Oliseh still kept fate with some players who were brought to limelight by Stephen Keshi, while several others were handed a first time call

Goalkeepers, Olufemi Thomas and Ikechukwu Ezenwa were also called up in the absence of Daniel Akpeyi who has recently moved to Chippa United in South Africa.

About five players are expected to make the cut that will join the Europe-based players for the September 5 encounter against Tanzania and have been mandated to arrive Abuja by Monday, August 17.

FULL LIST:

GOALKEEPERS: Olufemi Thomas (Enyimba FC); David Obiazor (Heartland FC); Ikechukwu Ezenwa (Sunshine Stars)

DEFENDERS: Orji Kalu (Enugu Rangers); Solomon Kwambe (Warri Wolves); Idris Aloma (Enyimba FC); Chima Akas (Sharks FC); Nelson Ogbonnaya (Heartland FC); Samson Gbadebo (Lobi Stars); Jamiu Alimi (Shooting Stars); Stephen Eze (Sunshine Stars).



MIDFIELDERS: Ifeanyi Mathew (El-Kanemi Warriors); Usman Mohammed (FC Taraba); Azubuike Okechukwu (Bayelsa United); Lawson Ichul (Warri Wolves); Kingsley Sokari (Enyimba FC); Etebo Oghenekaro (Warri Wolves)

FORWARDS: Ezekiel Bassey (Enyimba FC); Gbolahan Salami (Warri Wolves); Bright Ejike (Heartland FC); Tunde Adeniji (Sunshine Stars); Bright Onyedikachi (FC IfeanyiUbah); Prince Aggrey (Sunshine Stars)

Oliseh had also revealed when he shall return to the country ahead of the qualifying campaign in Dar es Salam.

https://www.naij.com/510883-oliseh-invites-23-players-camp-find-preferred-players-full-list.html

congratulations my home boy Tunde Adeniji

[quote author=Abugab post=36252757]Rape ke?
This is a serious one oooo
With this the Egberi Papa 1 might shun US for the time being.
Just hope this is not another attempt to drag him down like most ladies do to celebrities.
But our celebrities need to be careful too
Let's see how this plays out

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I don tell u several times say this weed no good for Yur body u no hear...see nw, u come dey post Timaya ish under Dbanj's topic....Shey Na ukwale Igbo u smoke dis time around ni?

drss:
Nigeria is a Zoo.

your father, o ba baba lo n jebe...Proudly Nigeria (Good people, Great Nation)

That moment when your mum says go and wear your slippers if you want to follow her out, nd by the time you come back she's gone

lative:
hmmmmmmm eleyi ogidigan oo

Alagba said dis one is gidigan o

lative:
hmmmmmmm eleyi ogidigan oo

Alagba said dis one is gidigan o

freelance777:
Dear Nairalander's

How are you all doing? I hope you guys are doing well? I am writing this post to express my fears of the unknown, because I have been a very trusting and reliable husband to my wife.

Before marriage, my wife have once told me about his ex who is supposedly his best date ever in her life before she met me, that apart 2 years into our marriage, we had an arguement in which she confronted me about a number saved with a lady's name on my dialled list. I openly and honestly told her it was my old school mate whom I missed her call and had called back. But she wanted to know more like I was doing something shady, that got me all roused up and I just told her to leave me be.

A week later, I received a call from her straight from work that my daughter had a serious cut on her lips due to an
accident, I quickly rushed down to the school, but met them at the nearest clinic where my daughter's lip was being stitched, few mins later I walked down to her school where she works nearby to pick up her car key then bring her car nearby so we could all go home, surprisingly, I found her wedding ring inside the glove compartment. A ring she wore out to work that very morning.

I didnt question her immmediately until the night of that day, I asked her why she had removed her ring and kept it in the glove compartment knowing fully well that the wore it out that very morning, she said it was because I have had mine removed since the past 1 month, so she also had the same reason to remove her's.

A week later, she opened up to me that she has been talking to her ex whom I described above, I asked her about what? She said she has been taking advise from him whenever we have issues. I kept shut and moved on.

2 more years into this marriage, I recently found out that her ex had sent her a whatsapp message, but she didnt respond, so I opened up a discussion with her based on ex's. I asked her if keeping contact of ex's or communicating with ex's is good for married people be it the man or woman, she said its a no no, that infact she will never accomodate such and that its wrong for anybody to do that. I immediately told her to open up her whats app, she did and I showed her her ex's whats app message, she at first was scared, wanted to cover up the phone somehow, but due to fear, she slowly relaxed herself and she said well that I can see that he is just talking and she has not been responding, and that its possible for someone you do not have on your contact list to send you a whatsapp message, I agreed, but countered her saying you also have saved his number with Abbreviation, if you never intend having future communication with him, why then did you save his number thereafter? I didnt get an answer, until later after two weeks when she told me she was in communication with him in order to secure a job for his younger brother. ( Very hard to believe) I moved on.


A few days later again, I was on my way to help her fix her iphone which she has abandoned like a year and the half, something just prompted me to dial his ex's number on that phone, behold she had saved the number as 'rsif' someone who bears Williams. Anyway I kept quiet still. The the final incident that gave me a final warning that this my wife might be cheating on me unknowingly was just a month ago when she told me she had met this dude on the same estate we reside, that he was into business and had also gave her his complementary card, I asked what he does, said he is an estate agent, I responded saying estate agency does not correlate with what you do, she said at least he can provide us good offer for housing by the time we are ready to move. When all of a sudden, she said that same guy had asked her to help cook since his own wife had travelled to the USA to give birth. She asked if it was right for her to go ahead and do the cooking, I immediately denounce that move that it is wrong, and that the guy has another motive entirely. I told her to tell him that he should ask his own family member to cook for him, and that she should immediately cut communication with him if she wants to last long in the marriage.

My wife responded by saying, she does not think the guy has bad intentions and that he is a cool and nice person with a very mild personality,that if the dude has such intentions, that it would be the most surprising occurence to her. I said well just do as I have said. Lo and behold, I investigated her phone and I found out that she had already cooked for this dude even before she asked me the question. I confronted her, and she said it was because I might not find it funny and thats the reason why she kept it a secret at first. I then promise to show her that the dude was infact a cheater whom is planning to cheat on his wife with my own wife. One day, I impersonated my wife, and started sending text as such as that am ready to give him what he wants, lo and behold, this dude was responding and was even asking where I was at, that he is ready to heal my wounds, a hug and everything that I needed. I showed my wife the text message, and she acted all surprised, but I was not, because based on the conversations that I have seen, it seems to me that whenever I have issued, he rushes to call the guy and tell him everything, which was a good avenue for the guy to provide emotional consolation in order to get what he wants.

I apologize for this long story, but I just needed to detail this story well, so that I can get insight of what I need to be thinking, what I need to do, and the right steps to take.

Thanks all.

Bros with wat u just said, it is very obvious that your wife is cheating on u, find another woman if u want to live long bcuz I won't b surprised if she poison u one day(God forbid)

GudluckIBB:
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@op, av we had this discussion before is like u knw what I'm facing everyday bcuz of my handsomeness.... and no be me say make den ugly oooo

ede x ede , remi ko ni iya, Segun elere ball, o dabo dabo kayode...if u remember dis one. omo u don old ooo

it is well

ajahexcel:
Many graduates complain of lack of jobs in Nigeria or high rate of unemployment, but it has been traced to a bitter truth that the average Nigerian graduate is unemployable.

Despite the unemployable status of Nigerian graduates, graduates from some distinguished universities have shown themselves worthy of their certificates in their workplace.

The following universities produce the best students in the work place..

1. Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO):
If you are good in Engineering and Mathematics in your company, the next question that follows will be, "Are you a FUTO graduate?". It is taken by default that anyone who gets the chance of schooling in FUTO is a maths genius and author of Engineering Mechnics.

2. University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN):

Those who speak very correct and fluent English and were the glasses of Medical doctors are assumed to have graduated from the premier university. The graduates from the university of Nigeria Nsukka are outstanding in their field of study.

3. Ahmadu Bello University Zaria (ABU):
Any northerner who rises to significance or found in any coy is assumed to have schooled in ABU. This is because graduate of ABU zaria are the best in their work place.

4. Nnamdi Azikiwe University (UNIZIK):

Graduates from Unizik are simply awesome in their work place, they have good human relation. They are social and can always fit in so long as the work is not involving Muscular strength.

5. Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU)

Respect the graduates the graduates of OAU and you will live long. They are excellent in any field they claim to have got their BSc. OAU graduates are simply great.

6. University of Ilorin (UNILORIN):
A school of intellectual giants, graduates of university of illorin tend to always lead others in their place of work.

They have this leadership spirit that separates them from graduates of any other school in the same coy with them.

7. University of Lagos (UNILAG):

This is the school of unlimited opportunities, it seem to be where celebrities are made. It is said that if you "blow" in UNILAG, You are big guy for life.

UNILAG graduates distinguish themselves in the area of arts and other sciences, Most Nigerian Celebrities in MUSIC, Nollywood, Sports etc were once in the four walls of UNILAG.

8. University of Ibadan (UI):

No doubt that the graduates of UI do great in their workplace.

9. Federal University of Technology Minna (FUTMINNA):

Just like their co university of technology (FUTO), graduates of FUTMINNA are outstanding in their place of work especially in the area of Engineering and Information Technology.

10. Covenant University (CU):

Although a private university, the graduates of this university are well grounded. They display academic prowess that make you consider going back to the university to learn again because they tend to show you things you were not taught in your school.

They have the book in their head and good number of them deliver those stuff in their head to the coy they work with.

Do you think there are other schools that should make the list and have not been added, kindly drop a comment at the bottom of this page.

Written By EXCEL AJAH ANAYO

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wrong!!!! where's Futa, the best University of technology in Nigeria

rawtouch:
Pastor: as I lay my legs on your stomach I release your baby to walk into your stomach, receive itt....

Woman: amennnnn

what happened to his hand??

sebi na dem they find miracle up and down......at the end then go give them possessed child, bcuz i see no reason why a pastor will be using his leg to press her stomach when his hands are intact...who knows maybe na where his power they be dat

Dorrobucci:
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No APC member should be given more than 6 cups of rice.

If you vex make you no collect.

gbam!!!! lobatan