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naija again...why cant keshi resign now that ,the coast is clear.i think he have tried hs best for mother land.if naija fail to qualify he will be hung on the cross.if the Eagle is too hard to handle let him go and setup a football club in europe.so he will be another special one.i won't watch d match till they play all secor legs but i wish them luck as a bonafide naija pikin.

nothing like that can happen in lasgidi na for una dream.d government of lagos suppose to put some people along the road yesterdaywi that will remove all d horns in the cars before d day.

*Piiiiioi*

ismailaja:
hw old ar u, if i quess right u ar 18 or 19

how can u be asking a girl her age ? i sowie fo u .u r a Real learner .age is nothing but a number.

Chairbabe:
Chai Raphy,Raphy how many times did i call you?

so waz da big deal ,me i no be igbo so pliz can i help u ?

EroticAngelina:
lols, thanks!

and u r welcum

Chairbabe:
Onyé a osi na o gịnị? Gini ka o na ekwu?

*igbokwenu*u fit kill pesin fo here o abeg translate it.we no de fo igbo meeting place na forum biko

EroticAngelina:
i wont! What do u suggest i do? Start rubbing red or black lipstick to scare them away or umm.. Stop brushing my teeth, so they wont enjoy it?

i will suggest u wEar fake snaggle teeth.it will chase some bad boys away.a my gf hv use it on me in uk.

my landed property is not for sale.i don buy this land o

ismailaja:
plz help me out, i like her

i fit help u but u gatta pay o for d air ticket.

ismailaja:
sebi u be d teacher, na u go find wat we go use for experiment

i get everything wey go make ya girl look Sexy.but e no cheap o .

EroticAngelina:
im not! I swear! I dont even like the guy!! He just came up and kissed me, and i pushed him away! I would never do anything to hurt dumebie

ok i feel ya heart beat now .d guy is a bad boy .so warn him vry well dont let him try it again.

ismailaja:
u spoon ur uncle gf, wunt it harm her

r u a leaner? i finger her .i no put soup spoon o.am a pro in bedmatics .bring ya gf come make i sch u.

ismailaja:
haha,see diz guy, is she ur sister or watz ur own

guy na my cousin o .notink say u will fit spoon her or cyber fvck her with pingin hear.if u wan die *in oshomole voice*go and die

EroticAngelina:
omg! Lol ur really a bad boy!

am nt a saint before o.was dis virgin by an older girls in a parry when i was 19.i dont want u to snatch ya bff .it will b very bad o.

ismailaja:
plz, if u reject again am going to block my self nd nt visit here again coz.......

guy na by force she said noooo u wantto force her na wa fo u .abi u die untop woman.

if ur lips r so temptin make u buy padlock gv only ya bf d key o.so u wont snatch ya bff .even mesef i dey hungry for these lips o.

and for my own story i hv fvck my uncle gf before he was drunk wt her so they fall asleep in the parlour unclad .i wanted to use the lavatory around 2am so pass d parlour i began to feel Hot.i spoon her first then entered her as a pro she was still asleep.i mistakenly sleep beside her as i was too tired to go my room .my find out later and i appologize but evry dude in the barraks knows of it.it was in 2006.i was living in apapa lagos back then.

any time my gf pout in my presence i will give her a very deep kiss ...even when we r in puplic i just dont care..other girls get jelouse at times.

d thread dey long o make i come kukuma make small noise before dey go.which country get all d language na ?

Freest:
Abeg... Wetin Rotfl mean

r u a learner ROTFl =rollin on the floor laughin.do u get tht

donlyone:
Source please

wetin u wan use source chop?i get many kind of source.

guys d way some girls celebrate today na different style i was inside brt bus ppl were so many.so orobo babe come from nowere and began to press somethin on my back tht look like a radio transistor .as i turn to look my bck she said sorry o .its was her nipple bud that was soo big o

6packdude:
What's going on? Why is everyone being nice suddenly? Is it because it's Sunday? Am I actually on Nairaland or replica site? This can't be NL

when did they begin to give psychiatics patients internet acess.na yaba left u dey i know

dude tell ya mum hbd for me ..wishin her llnp,but y do u put on dark shades u de hyd ya ,face abi nothing do u o

dapo is a cool dude ...d first naija artist with an ear phone.,i think he deserve it big congrats to our koko garri master.

una don see am abi,make i first send am to my gf before i go give her correct mouth action this nyt.