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Klinee:
mumu so u never see a girl like that physicaly?

if u come here to battle u don miss road.n u think i wl abuse u back.just back off dude

wish she was mine

i hv already told u all that they were male before they turn themself to female becouse of money in soccer.
all nigeria ex falcons are sex change

D whyt guy ws high on cheap drugs.weed may be

Veri gd bhad guy who d sex chnge.so ,mani falconz a male

wht is d o p biznesss.another man food is another guy poison.make d guy enjoy d tinas long as it last joor,

make mr jonathn honour this woman kiakia giv her a plot of land,

theres is nothin new under d sun.....so many girls now adays are man..before even some all is fo money sake

the tin about robbers is tht they watch too many american robbery videos then do wht they see.the naija police
cant never learn.only GOD CAN HELP NAIJA, R.I.P to d dead

val will come n go and many girls will lose there virginity

make una blame poverty...

mine was good sex till day break.wht did u xpect her to give me
in a day called lovers day.we did all the bedmatics aroundthe world
.she was on the moon.

were is the chibok girlls

i almost kiss her bald head in that parry if not for these body guards...i long my mouth wella...
d girl head dey shyn no be small

Bsc:
Not everyone can control ther temper! A lesson to everybody single...every relationship must be cleary defined, Before u get married...ask the person about there past life......

u make sense GOD bless u

1.That was one of your best ideas!"
What you're really saying here is that everything else we’ve said in your company is pure sh*t, and you're secretly moaning about how useless we are to anyone who will listen. Of course, if this exclamation is in response to our inventing the DomiCopter or Amazon drone drops, ignore all the above.

2.I like a girl with meat on her bones."/ "You look healthy."

Guys, if we have to tell you this, there's a lot you need to catch up on. Do not ever mention a woman's weight -- especially if you're trying to pay her a compliment. Even in long-term relationships the "Do you think I'm fat/How do I look" conversation needs to be tread with extreme caution. It is dating suicide to bring it up.

Even if your intention is sincere, what we will hear is "you'd look better if you lost a few pounds... but you'll do." Also of note: "This girl knows how to eat." Even if we look like Kate Moss and could stand to gain a few pounds, chances are a comment like this will tap into any lingering latent insecurity we've ever had.

3.You're so bubbly!"

"Bubbly" is a word often used to the likes of James Corden. Or Vanessa Feltz. What you're describing is that they're hyper, and energetic... and completely annoying. And of course, there's the implication that they're on the larger side, which is something no one wants to hear about themselves.

Even the sound of the word isn't something you want to also describe you. It's plosive, round, and the 'ubly' sound is always going to sound silly. It's one step away from "jolly" -- and if you call someone that, you can jolly well expect a slap in the face. A big, fat slap.

4.Anything that ends with "for a girl."

While sentences like, "You're really smart for a girl" and "She's pretty funny... for a girl" would seem to be archaic and obsolete to the majority of half-modernised men well-versed in feminist lore, you'd be surprised to know they are still in use. Women in scientific fields especially tend to hear a form of this sort of sexist faux compliment: "You don't see a lot of girls in engineering. Is it really hard?"

5."You look like a girl who knows how to have a good time!"

When a man tells a woman "You look like a girl who knows how to have a good time!" he doesn't usually mean cooking elaborate dinners together while spoon feeding each other mouthfuls of chocolate fondue.

Instead, something we've done has likely suggested we're eager for crazy nights of partying that end with kinky, porn movie sex. That's a lot to live up to. And no woman wants to hear she comes off as easy to get into bed.

6."You're so innocent!"

No woman wants to hear that you think of them as 'innocent'. Not only does this immediately mean you think of us as your little sister, but the subtext is also that we haven't done anything that would qualify as 'experience'. This can span from sex to travel (mostly sex) and we'll spend the next few hours casually bringing up every edgy encounter we've ever had just to prove you wrong. You'll learn more about us after that comment than you ever wanted to.

7.You're not like other girls."

We spend a lot of our lives hoping to stand out to the guy we've got a crush on, to have that 'something special' that makes him choose us instead of the hordes of other girls waiting to go out with him. So while our initial reaction may be to blush, what we quickly realise is the subtext: we're dating a guy who thinks all girls are sh*t, even if we're apparently the exception.

8."You have a great personality.

Sure, this sounds innocent. And we'll probably smile politely and say thank you. What we're really doing, though, is mentally filing you away as the guy who pulled a cheesy compliment out of his *ss. Then -- it gets worse -- for the rest of the night, we'll sort through the rest of our features (below the neck), and start questioning what’s wrong with our breasts, *ss, hair, legs... the list goes on. If you zero in on our face we’ll expect there’s something wrong with the rest of our body. If you zero in on our body we’ll think, ‘what’s wrong with my face?’ Yeah, you can’t win. Best to just keep it general.

9."You'd be prettier if you smiled more."

eally? Well that's a shame because this is how my FACE looks. And since no normal human being walks around 24 hours a day with a permanent grin, you must think I'm ugly for 90% of my day. Go away.

Being told to smile on command is like being told to do a dance in front of an audience. We're not puppets. Don't tell us to smile. For future reference, we will smile if:

a) You say something to make us laugh
b) We're thinking about something in our heads that sparks happy feelings
c) We make eye contact with someone and the exchange warrants a smile (but most of the time, a nod is sufficient).

10."You look so young!"

We spent our entire teenage lives putting on makeup and buying shirts that accentuated our miniscule breasts because we wanted to look older than our pre-pubescent selves. When we are finally, actually in our 20s, starting to appreciate whatever breast size we've got (usually larger than what we had in our teens), we do not want to be reminded that despite all the growing up we still look like we’re 14.

i tot that she enlarges d****k as well but waite oh,taht her ekebe sef never big na

that man form d name anyway ...if d name don give him fame make him carry am gooo

house help are not good anymore..even d hubby go they enjoy her sometimes when d wify no dey around.some women just dont think very well before putting them in there home even if she is ugly they will think hubby wont touch her.

me i nefa marry o but i have seen a house help which boobs looks bigger than d man wify.so no to house help its only lazy women tht needs them

it seems like they uses charms and remove her brains.before strapping her with bombs.only God will help us in naija

may God protect us all from evil ijn amen

may her gentle soul R.I.P

d babalawo don use juju grab her ,if i were him na d babalawo go i for kill.its a small world

my Prayer request goes like this..

God should keep me in goodhealth at all times.
God shud protect my family n love ones from evil tht comes with yr end.
God shud give me the strength to work hard so i will be able to build my house in the land that my late mum left for me in nigeria.
God should also protect the country and touch these in power to begin to think well for the country.
those are my prayer request i knw it shall be granted by wonderful Name of jesus amen.

if they runs out of cows wht next na ram n goat abi?na God go help naija oohappy sunday o

all d liverpool haters should,go and hug transformer cuz liverpool are winning many matches this month for me cuz its my month.i grewup in a place called liverpool in apapa lagos .so diehard fan .am in austria ryt nw

nice write ups guys,
wht of if u fried only meat n turkey ,then download wt zobo .is ok fo xmas abi?

ijebu garri n ekpa is d best xmas food

happy new month to you all,
as you all know rice is always the preffered meal on xmas and even in some parties. so one morning you can wakeup and hear that there is no more rice in town.so what do you guys think can replace rice?am waiting for answers

good for him,many of his friends have married so he need to be taste her very well to know how sweet she is.if God want my wif to be european he will show me a better girl...whyte chicks love african guys so much cuz they are stronger.so many babes here in Austria .

she looks like a model to me ...these long legs ..awww..d award she will be collecting will be as these legs.congrats to d cute ebony.