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regardless of religion,race or nationality should women across the world
think carefully about the cloth they wear?
do you agree? does wht women wear in the 21st century show a decline in moral standards?
does it harder for men to behave properly?
or does this attitude belong to a long- gone age?

hi can u tell me pliz, cuz i just come a across that.

hi all,
how are u enjoing my post ?
i tink oga should giv me award 4 it
girls r always girls u know they can do magic any time of d day.
they can propose and dipose lol

hi all
if u wanna know if a girl like u she will come to ur house when u dont
xpect her.she will wash ur cloth clean ur room cook ur meal then treat u like a baby guys i hope u like that .

fresh be
wht do u mean?am a player wht do u mean by nad invitin? how do i sound unserious

@coco29
hi i mean a girl ask me to be her husband she take d first step.

Hi all,

I just can't stand it. This babe walked up to me and started telling what I didn't expect. She said she is single and looking for a hubby. I don't know what to do, but now we are friends anyway.

But can a woman propose to a man? I need your advise all.

wow nigerian @ 46,
its must be a blessing 4 all nigerian as the giant of africa to mark her 46 independence annivasary
hip hip huray, nigeria is one of d country wit large amoout of black faze. thats make us pround is'nt it?
as for me am black n pround to be a nigerian. am still waitin to see when nigeria will be like usa
lets joins our hands together n make nigeria better ;Dwazobia thats d three important language in naija

hi radiant ,
my game is goin well,am improving evry day i just scored yestrday in trainin .
do u ue yahoo mseger?

hi olokun,
me n u have similar sence of football,
GOD has a plan 4 evry 1 so keep playing
i day we can make it as a pro hi radaint

hi hustler,
r u in holland? nize advise from y'all i ll do my best in my club i hope 1 day i can get a big deal som were

hi prisilia
to get into eyimba is not easy am base in lagos i dont v money to go there, an i dont v money to do jamb xams tht can help me gain admision yet

@seun
thumbs up, if a footballer have money he can invest it in a good way while he is still into active football when he retire he can find somtin to fall back on can u see dosu joseph , former nigeria internatioanl goal keeper he have a football academy namely tamuno enaimi base @ikeja he earn his living there taribo have churches scarterd across europe. whn he retire he ll be making money wit the church. even me a footballer not yet pro but i have plans .

note: footballers are human being like u when he said he loves u just take it.

good sir,
my name is rapheal am 18yrs old and base in ikate, surulere lagos-nigeriai have played football from the grassroot level,i started playing as soon as i started working as a kid.
when i was in pry 1 i played for my school team in all primary school cup in ajegunle my school name was arakan barrack pry school we won d cup while i was name d mvp i was
playing bare footed that time my mom cound't buy me boot because things wee hard .when i got to secondary school i played malta guiness principal cup my school didt have good players we were knock out in the 1st round but my talent were notice. after some scout ask me to join them for trial at national stadium i was in js 3  i giv it a go so they sign me for a school boy contract the club name is ultimate sport academy base in surulere.
when i was 10yrs old i v played competition for my team we came third i wax selected among tournament all stars my contract as a schooll boy expire i wasnt making any money my mom didnt sponsor me .the club didt have sponsor but i put my best, then
another club namely young stars football club they tood me they were recruiting players
they sign me since then i was wit them since 2004 but they don't have money i still train
hard trice a week can u please help me any body my dad was died long ago only my mom i have in this world and my 2 bro n 1 sister but am the only footballer among them,i have the body of a player i know GOD can help me turn pro one day just one day .

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are some priceless quotes:,

*I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a Mouth Action?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word. He knew better*.

*I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good- looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

*My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

*Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said, "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Dan!, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled. "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

*This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any? A true story. We had a female news anchor who the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too!

*While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone. There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to take off, and t o have everyone buckle up. Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up, grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off", No one saw her for the rest of the flight to Houston, and all the other Stewardesses were laughing all the way and half of the passengers.

*I was working in an aquarium, when some new guy who was recently hired was given the task of feeding the fish. He started throwing in friggin peanuts! I walked up to him, looking angry, and said to him, "Goddamn it! They cant;t digest that! All they can do is lick your nuts!". Needless to say, I quit.

hi all,
am a footballer base in lagos am traning wit a young club @national stadium surulere
lagos called young stars f.c,my club dont v sponsor but i still train hard trice a week.
i love football so much that i cant take my mind away from it so am looking forward to
turn professionl one day by GOD grace .i dont v dad to sponsor me my mom dont want me to play but i have what it takes to be d next osaze or obagol.am looking for a way to turn pro can any body help me with an agent please?

hi all
taxis r safe in lagos for does of u who r spoiling nigeria no how u describe how country
i know there must be touts @ d airport but u v 2 be carefull if u r comin 2 nigeria for the first
time

hi all
i just cant came across this babe she told me she wanna make me her hubby
so wht do u tink can a woman propose 2 a man?

@seun
i went to ethopia 4 a football match i saw d girl trying 2 polish my shoe 4 me
she told me she live wit her mom ,that her dad was dead she polish shoe after school
some boys always laf @ her it makes her cry somtimes .am in nigeria now
wht a man can do a woman can do better. that is d adage that goes in africa

can we cht shawna am on?

have any body sees a girl who polish shoe for living cuz i just come across
one girl in ethopia she is 12 yrs old

@ shawna
u r speaking d truth h r u doin out there r u a nigerian?

v means have 4 short

y r u bored cht wit me am ready.

can som 1 tell me pliz

its unfare wht some girls r sayin here say d truth pliz
y do som girls do tht its not right i read an atticle on a
news paper tht an orphanage home base in surulere
picks babies on d bush everytime som wit wit mental problems
y cant som ppl live d babies 2 grow they dont know tht
babies r from GOD . if u go this place HEART OF GOLD CHILDREN
HOSPICE u ll c wht am taikin bout i just saw d place tears roll
down my eyes it is base in surulere adeniran ogusanya street.
pliz girls stop all this GOD loves little children.

hi all plz can u tel l me y some girls do that?