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sweet nurses
who says nurses r not d best wife i love nurse tot they know how 2 treat a man. some nurse r trained how 2 take care of a man,som know how to shave a patient injury 4 injection.if u dont like nurse it is left 4u

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."

guys always remain guys 4 u
we must hold our kini not 2 sleep u know wht som ppl dont know how 2 pack so guys teach em some girls do it 2 wearin there truosers like guys

hi all
its not bad either to give a guy gift i v nver seen a girl who can do that 4 me yet still searchin

Girls Cry Because,


They're Mad

They're Sad

They're Scared

They're Nervous

They're Frustrated

They're Missing someone

They're Alone

They're PMSing

They're Pregnant

Their Heart Is broken

They're in love

Their souls have been torn

They met a boy they cant have

They fell in love with a boy

They hurt so bad inside

BOYS!!!: If any girl you know is crying and you see them, dont just stand there and say your sorry hold them and tell them everything will be ok, even if you have no idea what is wrong with them. Girls just want to be held and know that someone cares about them

Repost this in:

1 minute: You'll will find your true love next week!!!

2 minutes: You'll find them in two weeks!!!

3 mintutes: You'll find them in three weeks!!!

4 minutes: You'll find your true love when your 90 years old

5 minutes: You took too damn long and someone else got them!!
and re-post as "WHY GURLS CRY!"

There was an American, Chinese, and African and they had to ride a camel up and back down a hill without it farting. The African only made it half way up and the camel farted. The American made it up all of the way and half way back down and the camel farted. The Chinese made it all of the way up and back down without the camel farting. The American and African were like how did u do that and the Chinese said,
"Me Chinese
Me not dumb
Me stick cork
Up camels bum!"

hi all
were r the guys very funny tot, as 4 me i attended arakan barrack pry school apapa then proceed to randle sec schol apapa my school was puplic i remeber som prefect used to punish late comers 2 wash 2 teachers toilet it was stinky

hi all,
nize topic there is an adage tht says show me ur friends n i ll tell him who u are,
i v friends but thy r not my best friends,thre is a friends who sticket closer than
a brother his name is jesus christ.as 4 me i trust nobody.

nize tips man keep d train movin

hi all,
i love wht som pp r saying here bout poor handsome guys, n rich ugly guys .
some said they 'll marry d rich ugly guy n make him look handsome by doin sugery
as 4 me am ugly +poor any girls for me?

thxx u naijacutee my real name rapheal when ever u come u c any guy wit that
market container ask 4 rapheal they all knw me i 'll be waitin 4 u

thxs seun u make me smile,any way sha life msut go on u know,to become a man is not a days job

very heavy no pain no gain

hi,
u wanna know wht i do the @ tejuosho model mrkt it is a sad thing,
lagosian know d meanin of market guys, they call them algbero it is unfare
u know whensom 1 bye som tin he 'l look 4 som one to carry d goods for him
that y i go there its better 2 go n steal i save som money for school
@seun i  tink u know d place u can come n c me if u want to am not lying
its just my part time job tut

Tejuosho Model Market And Things You Can Find There

hi every one ,
u know this markt don't u xpecially lagosians,as for you who don't know it i can tell u how to get there take a bus goin 2 ojuelegba then drop at d bstop take a bus 2 yaba u 'll c tejuosho model market,things u can find there is, eg food stuff. cloth material, handbags, shoes 4 m/f. children cloths, adult cloth, electronic equipment, wigs, cosmetics, , african foods and lots more.

If you come don't forget to ask for me raphy because am popular there am the basket dude. You 'll know me 4 real but it sucks somtimes waiting to see uthere

hi nferyl,
i just take a look @ ur family pixs they r lovely i love kids like tht,
v u been 2 lagos b4 am base in lagos i know u r a lucky man 2 v a
nigerian wife

hi babymine,
its seems u know it i h8 doin wht i do there i carry loads 2 meets end meets,if u knw
d market u can meet me n confront me pliz.

hi
nize 2 know u love ur mom u know some dad always shout @ there wify
it is not nize any way,i h8 2 shout on my girl tot am scared 2 hit her 2 even if she offen me.

waz happening?
here comes d police hands up y'all fightin in da forum shishi n co whtz d matter
tell me y r u all abusing each oda i want 2 make peace in d room o.
r u fightin cuz of eve or d shishi? y do u call shishi hoodlum :odatz not nize any way
pliz lets joins hands 2gether as friends i h8 2 c fight here
so tell me d truth sombody pliz wht really happen?

lesbiansm in nigeria is growing fast so u v a lesbian in ur home n u dont know bout it, am sry 4 u,even so man 'll marry still go n make love 2 a man yyy all this stuff GOD wht is d world turnin to4 m gay vs lesbians v taking over nigerians abeg i go run 4 my arrea den plnety lesbians n gay partying alot u v to dump her now b4 is 2late man

wht r y'all teling her 2 do i itink d best tin 2 do is quite d friendship 2 once if u dont
love smokers dont tell her 2 still love him pliz

i love tatoos but piercing i h8, i got my xgf name on my dick
soo no girl can take her place lol

rodalyn amkes me laf till i shit, @angelexy y do u ask bout tht type of question? :'
it is unfare u know wht u suppose 2 ask som 1 u relly trust not in d forum,u c tht girl
just mess u up like hell sry bout tht.try 2 waik up 2 a girl u love n say hi, i really
like 2 v acht wit u babe if she agrees u go on n speak ur mind out, wish u d best

d per4mance of african teams sux it make me sick togo lack a good striker only essien was trying, tunis was bout 2 win but som how mange 2 drew as 4 d ivoirians i bet they can go far like d nation cup

hi,
every body here v parents is it so u v to tell us bout ur parents, as for me i v only one which is mother i lost my dad in 1997 to some wicked ppls but life must still go o,
as 4 my mom i giv her all d credit cuz she stod by me through good n bad time even when all hope seems lost she was d one who taught me how 2 read n write so i giv
her a big hug 4 all these yrs mama u r good,
tell me bout ur parents all

hi all,
wht a topic if u smell marijuana in lovers cloth quit d relationship fast cuz ppl who
smoke r very violent i h8 smokers in my life i h8 friends who smoke i dont make friends wt a smoking guy even if he is my causin as 4 u habibat u v 2 quit ur relationsip
wit d weed smokers