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malonephill:
Though have never patronise 'em before, but I will like to have a taste of what those who do it, one day one day.....No preacher can change this from me

The enemies in ur village have planted the spirit of oloshorism in u! Beware!!!

falconey:
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Ok, e dey pain u?

lagmostkuit:
[size=15pt]Number 3 point so much remind of one guy like that back then in school, he doesn't wear good clothes, doesn't lend anyone money, wears just one palm slippers and always look tattered buh one thing he wouldn't miss spending his money on is OLOSHO!

Would u believe me if I told u dis guy missed his degree exams cos of olosho!


Guys no let olosho destroy una life oh! [/size]

Olosho will not destroy their life IJN

bqlekan:
some guys tho, i won't blame them sha. since they cant get it normally, they resort to CALL-girls.. better than raping

Don't let ur experience defeat u!

Johnnoah1st:
*sitting on a water leaf tree* light my cigarette* am only her to read comments.

It is allowed

fbtowner:
tell this to a man that konji just catch

Konji worries those who want to be worried by it!

hugogerrard:
Nice write-up for the un-matured...

Thanks.

Toktee:
99% of nigerian girls are prostituess,or what can you say of a mummy's girl that has more than five guys in her town,more than five on campus in addition to lecturers and sugar dadis in town,do they have emotional attachment to all of them?
An ashawoo is more preferable than all this so call decent girls anytime.

How old are you? It pays to be mature and responsible.

misspicy:
Hmmmmm

Hmmm

tosyne2much:
Brilliantly written


Waiting for the ladies to come and call the OP a misogynist

Thanks bro! Not all naija girls are bad

Some guys, in their hopeless state of loneliness, have decided to run to prostitutes for 'love' and 'comfort' . Sometimes, I wouldn't blame them since most of them have suffered terribly well in the hands of some cruel girls who have squeezed and squashed their hearts like an overripe paw-paw Such guys must have vowed never to fall victim again and they would feel the only way to enjoy love and romance is to patronize prostitutes extremely

If truth be told, call-girls will not give you the love you are yearning for; if sex is what you want, I wonder how 'sweet' it is to 'moyokor' someone who doesn't have any emotional attachment with you and someone who you hold in high esteem, admire and cherish with your entire soul Below are some reasons why you waste your time searching for love, comfort and sex in call-girls :

1) #No emotional attachment#: Why go to seek love and love-making in someone whose name you don't even know and may never know? If she tells you a name, that's not her name! If you feel it is her real name, then you are a compound buffoon!!! Guy, you virtually knows nothing about her...her family background, place of origin, place of residence and family members!!! What if you are sleeping with a demon unknowingly When you have a loving woman who you cherish and have emotional attachment with, it could be better you know

2) #Bargaining price with a lady before sex can lower libido and make sex uninteresting#: I thought I was the only one with this experience until I spoke to some persons who confided in me that they also share such experience. If I bargain price with a woman before doing the 'do', my interest for love-making dies inexplicably!!! A pros will not give you the love you seek for; love-making, to say, is uninteresting!

3) #Addiction#: Just as some guys are addicted to alcohol and drugs, that's how one can get addicted too. If you seek love and romance in pros, you may easily get addicted! Na there u go throway all your salary put And the most annoying thing is that your sexual appetite can never be satisfied just as it is with cocaine Again, a pros cannot equate a loving girlfriend.

4) #Unfavourable conditions attached to a call-girl's love-making#: Please, don't ask me how I got to know this one . When you are getting intimate with a call-girl, she tells you 'I don't want to turn abeg' Ehen!!! You nor wan give me anoda style? Other conditions are 'Abeg, do quick quick make you comot' ...'Abeg, no kiss me'...'No touch my bosoms o!'...'Your money go increase o' Chai!!! All these are trash! Love-making should not be mixed with such conditions. It should be enjoyed with genuine passion and not fake moaning!

5) #She can never be in the same picture with you#: This means you are not in her picture; she will not motivate or inspire you! The only connection between both of you is just your money. Book of Proverbs tells us how 'she' lies in wait for her 'innocent victim'.

Be wise...my opinion

Na me write am...

Daughterzion:
Wait a minut how many threads are we chatting on

Two

ogoplus:
Op your observations are correct...

Nairaland Front Page has been abused.....anything goes

Thanks.

ksbusari:
Topics lyk: 1. My encounter snake dis mawning. 2. How i bleeped my friend's wife. 3. Oh mu God see wot Omotola is wearing.

Good examples

fav444:
threads that promotes tribalism such as threads on biafra, oduduwa etc if d owner of this forum doesn't curtail it, it may be one of d reasons why this forum will collapse.

I once created a thread on this but I don't think anything was done.

Daughterzion:
yeah am a good girl na

Are u sure? Is not just by listening to gospels o!

Daughterzion:
as in eh. Even true story nd false 1. I dnt knw if nairaland is possesed sf

Don't blame them too much. Not every can read between the lines in most stories

coolebux:
Next to you - Usher ft Justin Bieber
Birthday sex - Jeremih ft R Kelly (Kells is a legend in this track)
Best love song - T-Pain ft Chris Brown (Nappy boy killed it)

T-Pain is good

Yeah, Birthday Sex...I can go to bed with that. Nice hook there

Daughterzion:
hahahahaha. Dont mind me jare. Mine is u re d reasn i live, let it rain and send down ur rain

Those should be gospels, right?

Daughterzion:
What i do?

Funny songs u gat gurl!

Daughterzion:
I wonder o. Especially snake matter.

My sis, the tin tire me o! Snake matter nor dey reach ground for NL before dem dissect am

Daughterzion:
Oga titus, golibe and azonto

Lol Na wa for u o!

RickRichards:
Numb - Linkin Park Fix you - Coldplay I'm blue - Eiffel 65

That 'Numb' is also da bomb bro!

Often times, you would want to ask yourself why that beautiful thread you created with much effort and research didn't make front page! . According to Omawunmi, if you ask me, na who I go ask?

Don't be surprise to see some other topics cruising straight to front page (The Promised Land) without the slightest sign of restriction. If you open any thread on the following topics or issues, be sure to see it on front page in no time. In as much as we tend to criticize the mods for this, I think NL members also contribute to it, especially, the first one on my list! Makes me feel they are obsessed with such Let's have fun

1) #Snakes#: Any thread that has topic such as 'See The Big Snake I killed In My Compound This Morning(Photos)' or 'Huge Snake Disturbing Okokobioko Community Finally Killed(Photos)' will definitely make front page! Are Nairalanders so obsessed with snakes or anything that has to do with this reptile? Na wa o!

2) #Topics With photo of female celebrity bums and boobs#: Most topics/threads with photos of female celebrities showing off their butts or boobs make front page! Aha! Just open one such as 'Yvonne Jegede Exposes Her Big Butt On Stage' and see the number of guys that will be viewing the thread within few minutes! . Most guys would make comments such as 'How does that affect us' or 'She is just an olosho' but seriously, what were you expecting to see before accessing the thread if not to get a glimpse of the said 'big butt'? Were you expecting to see the pic of Jesus and Apostle peter? Make una nor dey form! Na una dey promote such topics pass and make am enter front page!

3) #Topics with horrible pictures of violent death or injury#: 'Man Be-heads Friend In Oturkpo(Graphic Photos) will definitely make front page compared to that thread that you have spent almost all night carrying out research on! In fact, any thread that carries the warning 'graphic photo' is on the way to FP automatically in as much as no one has posted it before...even if the story is fake or exaggerated!

4) #Threads with pics that show the fashion mistakes of celebrities at events#: Naija people!!! I hail!!! Una too dey like to see celebs wey dor f-up! 'I bet you, a topic such as 'See The Almost Unclad Appearance Of Tonto Dike At The PAPA Awards Last Night' will make front page quickly before those ones that you spent sleepless nights putting together. Hehehe

Na wa o!

You can add yours

Sometimes, when we listen to some songs, we can't just help but fall deeply in love with their hooks! . It doesn't matter when the song was released; whether 1964, 1986 or 2015 . If you are walking on the road and you hear the song being played in someone's car, house or shop, you tend to slow your pace of movement so that you can hear the hook

Mine:

1. Oh Girl by Paul Wall (that hook is really dope mehn!!!)

2. Bust It Baby by Plies ft. Ne-yo (Ne-yo murdered that beat)

3. Rendezvous by Craig David

Share yours!!!

I come late o! But Tosyne2much, u try for this one! More kernel pomade to ur elbow

searching4love:
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ALL I SEE IS TWO UGLY IGBO BITTCHES FROM Biafra [/size]

You are the biggest fool I have ever come across in the entire Nairaland!!!

Uche Ogbodo...something tells me that there's more to those bweasts than meets the eyes...after Ramsey Noah and Jim Iyke dor press the bweasts finnish, I nor sure say e suppose still stand like that again o!

olawalebabs, Richiez and Fynestboi, can u peeps help me take this to fp? I'm trying to pass a message.