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Lizabeth25:
I rather start watching the quantity of food I eat before one idiot will start calling me an hungry girl!!!


Mtcheeeeeeeew!

The person who called u a hungry girl cannot be the idio.t but the idio.t should be u who mistook his kindness for something else and start eating irresponsibly

san316:
very funny and true. some girls from a distance ooze class but when they come close, you realize they are so crass. Allah Ya raba mu.

Correct

Cutehector:
ur topic is nw in front page...

Oga, u dey monitor me?

Ifebazz:
Bros na ashiawo you dey carry. Full stop.

...and who told u that the girl u are dating cannot be an asewo as u claimed?

prettythicksme:
sorry dear,i don tell him.

Okay

prettythicksme:
wetin concern me?

Stop quoting that man. You are helping him to derail this thread!

Harbosede02:
Owk [size=8pt][/size]

U dey vex? Are u one of them?

donbenedict:
Dnt make a mistake to tell a girl she should tale whatever she likes... Cuz she likes evrytn on d menu

Yeah, that's one of the biggest mistakes some dudes make. I know many hungry babes on this forum will hate me for this because I just burst their code

donbenedict:
I endorse this for front page


Lalasticlala..

Thanks bro

khukhi:
hunger is hunger my man! Dood's is this true? Does it really happen? What am I saying though cause I have a friend like that we ladies avoid cause she's dangerous. She wants to try everything she sees in our house lol!

Na hungry babe!

Dharniel:
true...

Yeah bro

My Warri guys dey call them 'kparo-kparo package' ...Don't hate me for this post ladies...am only expressing ma'self

Now, how do you tell that a lady is one of those bunch of hungry wolves looking for who to feast on? The following are some of the traits you should look out for, guys

1. #The way she eats when you take her out#: When you take her out, closely watch how she eats. Hungry girls eat voraciously! She will order for different foods, even the ones her father has never bought for her since she came to this world She rushes the foods greedily, she would even go as far as sucking bones and licking her fingers!!! She does this because she doesn't know when such delicacies would come her way again A girl who is self-satisfied and contented eats in a dignified way. What you bought for her isn't new to her; she takes that often, so it's not a big deal to her!

2. #She easily opens her legs wide because of foods#: I often wonder how some girls would easily open their legs wide for a guy to 'moyokor' them just because he bought them Shawarma, fried rice, chicken and salad or ice-cream You sell your female dignity just because of food? Something that will leave your bowels after few hours? You must be kidding me, babe!!! You are such a hungry wolf, don't hate

3. #She demands for virtually everything from you#: If she is the type that demands almost everything she uses from you, just know she is a hungry girl! A contented girl, even if she requests for certain things from her Bf would still realize that there are certain things a grown woman should be able to provide for herself. You don't expect a dude to buy stuffs like tampoon, undies, recharge cards for you...provide food for you...cater for all your needs when you are not his wife!!! Common, you are grown; you are not 2 years old!!! Maybe, you should also request that he baby-sits you! Orue!

4. #She pesters you on phone because you promised to take her out#: When you meet a babe and exchange phone contacts, just tell her that by so so and so time, on so so and so day, you will take her out. Maybe, to a popular eatery or to do some shopping at Shoprite. When they day comes, watch out whether she would pester you on phone when it is past the time you arranged for the outing If she pesters you on phone, she is a hungry girl! Contented babes don't get worked up because of outing at an eatery. The hungry one will pester you not because she wants to see your face but because she is dying to consume hungrily those things she has vowed to order when both of you finally get to the eatery

5. #Keeping little change for herself or stealing little money in your residence#: I once met a babe who came to my crib and stole my 750 naira I kept under a novel! Pathetic! With all her beauty and sexiness, she stooped so low; my blood went cold for her. I quickly dropped her at the junction of her street, deleted her number and drove off! Na only 'kparo-kparo' fit behave like that If you pay for something at a shop and she hurriedly collects the little change from the seller and pockets it when she wasn't the one that paid for the stuff, she's a hungry babe! So annoying that the change could even be a mere 35 naira Orue!!!

Na me write am...

OJUcrook:
on the contrary you'v just shown to be the most confused set of fvcks in the the country.

You are all over the internet crying for Biafra, here you are now, jostling for political positions in Nigeria, the same country you want to break away from.

U are such a daft!!! transgendered!!!

Vanquay16:
I be small boy then My memories of it are very vague. But the best years of my life were on Ps2

Kiokiokio Indomie generation!

elijah2u:
virtually all the games. 1995~1997.

Ur head correct my guy

Vanquay16:
My popsy na one of the first Gamers in Naija. Good ole days. I started with Xbox upgraded to Xbox 360 then advanced to Ps2. Then Naija economy hit us small . I never reach Ps3 but I skipped to Ps4

If n Xbox u take start na e be say u no play Terminator 8 Bit na!!!

Vanquay16:
My popsy na one of the first Gamers in Naija. Good ole days. I started with Xbox upgraded to Xbox 360 then advanced to Ps2. Then Naija economy hit us small . I never reach Ps3 but I skipped to Ps4

If na X-box u take start na e be say u no play Terminator 8 Bit na!!!

Contra!!! If u didn't play this, then u missed a lot

Who remembers this...

AirstarKane:
Duck Hunt meeeeeeeeeeeee

Hahahaha...so u remember that? Can't forget dem days

More...

See the catridges...

Hmmm...reminiscing way back when men were still boys. Terminator/8 Bit/Ending Man!!!

Do you remember this video game? My best games in a catridge then were Super Mario, Double Dragon and Duck Hunt (the one played with the gun). Oh!!! Way back tins

I trekked to school sotay my legs blister in order to buy this game And when I finally did, omo come see formings na...big boy

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Cutehector:
replied u thr

If u derail this thread again I go swear for u o! If ur slippers nor cut, ur knicker go tear!

halfrica:
Text message check ur fone's inbox ok

Don't derail this thread! Last warning!!!

Cutehector:
e dry abeg

Oya, u post ur own na! Shuo!!!

Cutehector:
Not funny

U sure say u get sense so?

When your wife says there's no gas left in the cooker and you have not received your salary for the month of June

starlingslimnet:
....Let's not derail this thread.

How did he derail the thread? Someone just told u something sensible and u say he is derailing the thread? U must be sick or something

Op, u be real olodo!!! Thread wey dor make fp yesterday nai u go dey copy? U get sense so?