₦airaland Forum

@everybody
haba now! People be nice.

@mademike
Truth is,mike,u aint made yet! I admit u have a positive message but u need to improve on ur skill.Like shan baby pointed out : u lack rhymes and punchlines.
I believe u can do better.We all started frm scratch bt u've got to step up ur game!

(peeps) ouch! (runs for cover). Boyz dey vex oh! (sneaks out)

@naija_diva
lickle gal! Bad gal turn fassie! Wher yah gwan? Mi done luk fi ya.Nutty gal,yah buoy A-40 dan dump yuh? Poor gal,neva yah worry! A woolipa bombocloth gwan take im place! I-an-i ovastand se yuh luv mi,dat a why yo cian leave ras alone! Poor gal!

@rageouz
wher yo gwan? Comm back pon mi thread mek ras mash up dem sensi inna yo mouth! Ras nuh fearr yo! Yo ear mi! Dis kind tin a d tin wey mek mi murdah one yardie back a d yard! Dan test mi!

@all chi-chi mon family(islander,druggadick666,darknes,A-40).

Jes cause ne mi nuh bow down fi babylon,al uno wan persecute I? Ras ready fi uno! Murderation gwan overtake al uno when mi mash down dungle. Yaah! Inna mi vexation,a woolipa bloodclot head gwan roll bcoz mi aticaly fit.Watch me nuh!

@HBRID-X & Wordsmith
Nuff respeck! Dem chillun of sufferation cian test mi.D mo dem try d mo mi ovastand dem.D mo dem a persecution ras,d mo i-an-i vank dem! Hol am tight! Reggae riddim it a fi all massive!

Thanx man! I'll check it out when i get time off my 9 - 5 job. Peace.

@spikyn
Thanx man!

Mi maas,spando mon,wey raise mi inna d way of rasta dan warn mi say a woolipa traitorz dey inna wi culture.Dem mek discrimination against rasta,dem give rasta bad name,dem destroy wi culture wt dem wicked mouth! Faya blaze al dem! Traitorz!

Bum sanitation gwan fi al peace-lovin rasta wey nuh discriminate im bredrin! Excess amota nice fe d mon kal DJ Kinte,mi rasta! Mi cian figet mi data,fifi rankin! Jah bless al uno!

(hush! Quiet! Man praying)

Heavenly father/i feel terribly scarred/i
been warring all week/against incredible odds!

My adversaries came against me/with their mental poison/
tryna put dirt on ma name/and stop my rejoicing!

I fought the good fight/floored 'em wt a hook right/
but i trusted bluesky/ so she got a good bite!

I will prevail eventually/but 4 now im battle weary/
lord refresh me mentally/coz the war ahead is scary!

Forgive my enemies,lord/count it not against them/
may they see the error of their wayz/and embrace ur kingdom!

Amen!

lmao!

@naijafan
what it do,player? Been ages since we last had relatnz.Glad ur back for d first time.U kno hw we do on the gospel rap thread.A lotta souljaz bn missin in action since Jduck ghosted.Tried ressurrectin the thread bt i just kept killing the poor thing all over again! Maybe nw ur back,we cud pump life back 2 the muzik.

@Nasara
Your cyphas are not that bad! Hw about droppin sm science on the gospel rap thread.You'll be made welcome coz in God's lyricist lounge,there's room 4 everybody!

(in the light of my present travails on the reggae thread,i put together these thots and decided to publish them thru dis medium)

Mic Check:

when i heard the rasta man/telling me 2 fight 4 freedom/
my adrenaline pumped/hot blood thru my system!

I found my identity/thru afrocentricity/
learned to luv blackness/and black eccentricities!

I learnt of black civilization/b4 the victimization/
b4 the slave trade/slave ships & colonization!

Reggae was an african thing/so i luvd it/
we was jammin in the name of love/keepin it bubbly!

But slavery /was a thing of the mind/
not all blacks wanted freedom/they liked 2 be blind/
so they betrayed Marcus Garvey/with treachery sublime!

So now we watch our own backs/4 the enemies within/
we destroy & rebuildin/till d edifice is clean!

D rap prophet is warring/ragamuffin 2 d core/
coz i got Jah with me/victory is sure!

@wordsmith
Jah bless yah,mi comrade! Dem wan run i-an-i down but Jah a gwan manifest im judgement pon dem!

@bluesky
Judas! Mi treat u wt luv & respeck as mi sisthren but yah dan betray mi.Jah gwan judge ya!

@Islander
where al uno dey when Jah a seek representation fi reggae muzik pon Nairaland? Ansa mi? Jah tel mi say :'Numba 1 Deejay! mi wan mek yuh start reggae thread!' so i-an-i start dis a thread.Now ya wan disrespeck mi reputation as rasta.A woolipa sufferation gwan sit pon ya dread when Jah begin punish yuh.Bad sisthren!

@darkness
mi cian chat wit man wey get voodoo name:darkness.A nuffa dem wicked duppi dan possess yah dread!
Mi fit smell d abomination inna yuh heart! Bad,bad mon! Jah wey wi a worship neva gwan let a son of lucifer like yuh disrespeck im messenger.Faya burrn yuh!

@A-40
Get readi,chi-chi mon,fi yah visitation of sufferation!

@spikyn
Puhleease, give me all the scoop u've got on this cat! Biography,website,albums,e.t.c.I want everything! If u eva get 2 meet 'em,tell 'em he's got a nu fan in Naija!

He reminds me of common.Yet he's got a deep type flow of his own! Im really digging his ill reasoning.I Would really like to explore his mental.Hola!

@kingdavids
mi gwan tel yuh since ya ask in a respekful stylee not like dem rude chillun A-40 & Naijadiva.
Pon dis thread wi a chat patois wey be d culture fi wi reggae luvhaz.Ovastand!(Translation inna babylon stylee: "we spik patois which be the language of reggae loverz worldwide.U dig?).

@heyo
respeck mon! Dem cian test wi.D mo dem try d mo wi locks get longer! Mi wan jus mek a likle clarificatn: i-an-i dan take sensi.Mi no need ganja fe mek mi fil irie.It a d reggae riddim wey a stimulate mi conciousnes.
Hol am tight,mi bruthren.Wi a gwan mash up babylon 2gether as rasta.

As fi HYBRID-X,mi cian tak bout im cos im mi frend just as yuh! D war it a between dem two of uno.Mi jus gwan watch!

@A-40
see what mi tak bout? Mi dan warn u say mi ragamuffin bruthren gwan tear yuh apart! Nouw,ya gwan witness ril sufferatn! Sad,bad man!

Dude,i hate to burst ur bubble but if its all bout d paper,then Cash Money rulez! I prefer diplomats but if money is ur standard,then im sorry,Cash Money Millionairez hold it down.Poor thing!

Juelz Santana is my favourite diplomat but when u decided to use money as the criterion,ur dipset family got wiped out.Poor thing!

Next time,pls use skill and not money as a parametre for determining who is holdin it down.

Nuff said!

Vague. Pls explain further.Who do u define as a tight emcee? What's a classic album like? Examples pls.

Lol!

@mokei
please define 'weak'?

God forbid make dem give lil wayne best lyricist when common neva die! God forbid!

@A-40
Jealousy gwan kil u! Boasie quashie! Dem babylon dan brainwash ya,enslave ya mind,steal ya culture.Yuh a slave,mon! Ya wan enslave mi bt Jah gwan counteract ya!

Rasta it a universal culture.Anywhere ya gwan,ya gwan see rasta deh! Like Lucky Dube dan chant:
'Nobody cian stop reggae!'.
Mi rap bredrin Mode 9 dan chant inna im track 'warning' say:"faya blaze al doze not in support of this!"
Bombaclat!

@HYBRID-X
nuff respeck mi bruthren! We gwan chase dem crazy baldheadz outta wi town! Mo faya!

@naijadiva
likle gal,likle gal gwan bad! Mi dan warn ya neva ya tak bout smtin ya kno nuthin bout. Reggae musik start from jamaica.Wi african black bredrin & sistren wey dem babylonians capture as slave,dem sekkle fi jamaica where dem start reggae!
All rasta acknowledge Ethiopia as dem homeland.Reggae musik it a african musik by africans fe africans.Ovastand?

Outta here in nigeria,wi celebrate 'marley day' fe respeck wi african bruthren Robert Nesta Marley.
Outta here in nigeria,a woolipa rasta dem dey inna wi streets wey love reggae and dem chat patois.
Jus because ya cian chat like wi rasta,ya wan run wi down.But wi gwan run u down.Natty bad gal!

Excess amota nice fe al rasta inna mi country and worldwide.Gunshot salute fe d man kal ras kimono,majek fashek.Not 4gettin street monks! Mi love al mi rasta! Faya blaze al downpressers of wi culture!

@blue-sky
Jah a gwan bless yuh,mi frend! No mata if ya cian chat like rasta,ita the love inna ur heart dat mek yuh rasta. Mi a fit teach yuh rastaman chant,likle by likle! Neva yuh worry we gwan throw down babylon! Jah gwan bless u,mi sista!

@naijadiva
why ya cian hol ya mouth? Mi dan tell u a woolipa time,neva ya test me! Yuh say mi chat rubbish jus because u not educated inna reggae culture. See mi sisthren blue-sky,she a real gal not a rude batti gal like yuh.When mi hala,she say 'what gwan?'.She identify wit rasta.But yuh fala that chi-chi man A-40 fe disrespeck i-an-i! If ya dan stop the downpression,ya neva gwan have peace!

Mi say dis fe one and all,'al ye gwan witness when babylon fal!'.

@uchelite
i admire ur faith in ur work.Shows u know what ur doin.Iam also workin on my album.Ive got a single out bt im having problems circulating the song.U know hw some radio show hosts can be.Bt wt God,nuthin is impossible!

On a general note,i wud like to make it known that God is doin a new thing in the gospel music industry.HE is placing his people in positions of power ready to dominate the music scene.It might not appear so now,but u just wait! Like Ty Bello sang "The harvest is ready coz the master told me so".
Every gospel artiste with anointed,creative and life-changing albums wud get their chance! Its all in God's plans 4 these endtimes.As 4 me,im getting prepared to be a part of the great harvest,what about u?

Brother,oh brother! Just when i thot i had my handz full spanking those rebellious kids on the reggae thread,some loose cannon tries to sneak attack and assassinate my character! Why cant we all just get along?

@thefanyii
i hope ur still alive by the time im done sanitizing the reggae thread.My guy,u don shite and u must pack am.

@all outraged emcees
pls save a bit of this impertinent pup 4 me.I hope i make it in time for the MC burial!

@naijadiva
mi data,mi gal pikinni! Listen fe mi! Listen kili. Mi jus sakur down pon mi thread dey link up wt mi ragamufin bredrin,ya comm along wt dat chi-chi man A-40.Both uno start kal mi 'kolomental'.I-an-i a peaceful rasta but ya dan vex me.It a why mi gwan spank ya!
If ya nuh wan chuble,lif i-an-i alone wt me chant mek mi rock mi life! Mi wan peace,luf & unity fi al jah chillun.If ya gwan leave mi alone,mi gwan leave u alone! Ovastand!

SHOTAS? What a SHOTAS? Mi neva watch SHOTAS in mi life! Mi nuh need SHOTAS fe fil irie as rasta.Reggae inna mi blood since creation.Jah ah don bless mi from mi youth wit im riddim! Rightcha nuh,mi gwan mash down dem babylonians wt me toast,watch mi nuh:

@Naijadiva
likle gal,likle gal/why a wan test me/
mi nuh wan choble/but ya chat done vex mi!

Mi gwan pull ya ear/raise ya butt inna the air/
then mi gwan spank ya/mi know ya gwan cry,likle gal,mi nuh care!

Likle gal gwan bad/tins a gwan run u/
ya disrespeck rasta/mi faya gwan burn u!

@A-40

chi-chi man/faasie bwoy/
dungle-head/natty bwoy!

Mi gwan mash up ya head/with one lock a mi dread/
cos mi done warn u/mek u
gwan fe mi thread!

Yow!,ya done vex mi/say ya wan test mi/
mi badda dan u/stil ya wan stress mi!

Mi gwan show the world/u just a boasie quashie/u and ya likle gal/mi gwan spank uno battie!

@HYBRID-X
Jah bless! Mi dan murder dem,nuh?

Sounds good! However,i might need more details to wit: address of studio,names of hit tracks ever produced,name of sound engineer,e.t.c. Just so we can make an informed decision. Awaiting ur response.

@spikyn
pls give us more of manchild's verses.That cat is so ill,he should be in intensive care!

Jah hve mercy pon mi soul bcoz dem babylon wan vex rasta! Dem wan test mi! Chi-chi man A-40 and im likle gal naija-diva dem wan kil mi inspiration cos dem cian ovastand i-and-i! Dem say mi chat nonesense but dem no wan leave mi alone!Jah! Judge dem! mek dem live in sufferation!

@A-40
just because ya cian chant like ril rastaman,ya wan take mi shine! Bald head,chi-chi man like ya! Jah ah gwan judge ya!

@naijadiva

mi kno say ya wan run tins wt me,bt me no haf time fe ya! Like mi rasta cocoa tea don sing:"Go home fe ya nana,u too yang fe be mi luvah".Likle gud gal gwan bad! Jah ah gwan judge ya!

Mercy lord! What a gwan wt dem youths dis dayz? I -an -i cian ovastand why dem bald-headed babylonians wan disrespeck rastaman pon mi thread.Mi jus wan fil irie wt mi ragamuffin bruthren & sisthren? Why ya cian mind ya own biznes?

@naijadiva

ya kom pan sodom & gomorrah,right? Where dem ah enslave wi bruthren & sisthren? Fire burn u! If mi see ya leg inna me thread again,mi gwan kal mi reggae sisthren mek dem counteract ya! Boombaclat!

Thanx,menike/u know i be like/
the John d baptist of this rap game/i make u see light!

(cough) Mic check:

i dont play around/my persona cant be ridiculed/
im dead serious/like a corpse in ur living room!

Ive got adversaries/No 1 on they hate-list/
but i do what's necessary/make believerz out of atheists!

I analyze the lawz of moses/like i was jewish/
my cyphaz too sik/too hot to flow in sewage!

Call me the rap prophet/who found wt the flow/
i aint about large profits/
or loving the dough/
with
God-lyriks,mad logic
i nourish the soul!

At the age of 16/i could spit sixteenz/
used to make my wrist bling/now i do big things/
nu links,no ringz/i dont need the wrist thangz!

My venomous flows/get unanimous votez/
'most high'ly recommended/even my enemiez quote!

Thanx,menike/u know i be like/
the John d baptist of this rap game/i make u see light!

(cough) Mic check:

i dont play around/my persona cant be ridiculed/
im dead serious/like a corpse in ur living room!

Ive got adversaries/No 1 on they hate-list/
but i do what's necessary/make believerz out of atheists!

I analyze the lawz of moses/like i was jewish/
my cyphaz too sik/too hot to flow in sewage!

Call me the rap prophet/who found wt the flow/
i aint about large profits/
or loving the dough/
with
God-lyriks,mad logic
i nourish the soul!

At the age of 16/i could spit sixteenz/
used to make my wrist bling/now i do big things/
nu links,no ringz/i dont need the wrist thangz!

My venomous flows/get unanimous votez/
'most high'ly recommended/even my enemiez quote!

Thanx,menike/u know i be like/
the John d baptist of this rap game/i make u see light!

(cough) Mic check:

i dont play around/my persona cant be ridiculed/
im dead serious/like a corpse in ur living room!

Ive got adversaries/No 1 on they hate-list/
but i do what's necessary/make believerz out of atheists!

I analyze the lawz of moses/like i was jewish/
my cyphaz too sik/too hot to flow in sewage!

Call me the rap prophet/who found wt the flow/
i aint about large profits/
or loving the dough/
with
God-lyriks,mad logic
i nourish the soul!

At the age of 16/i could spit sixteenz/
used to make my wrist bling/now i do big things/
nu links,no ringz/i dont need the wrist thangz!

My venomous flows/get unanimous votez/
'most high'ly recommended/even my enemiez quote!