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Hi all,how did your weekend go

Barkindogo:
@poster


They need to go ahead, at the end o the day they would lose! There is cheating, lying about age everywhere. A lot of South American players that dominate USA sports have been alleged in the past of age discrepancy. Then, Tevez, Ibrahomovic, Ajer Rubben e.t.c. need to proof their age too. A lot of Americans too lie about age, for example popular and prominent noble laureate holder (Maya Angelu) lied about his age to enter France.
MRI orbullshit will never work, because God created us distinctly. In America, you got a boy of 22yrs old and he's urge and also bald head completely and with the help of cocaine, ecstasy and morphine, he's so strong. Then, you got a guy from Nigeria, he's 27 but looks 19 and had hair full all his head, he's feeble (because he barely eats 3 square meals). Now, tell me how your MRI will know who his older?

No be lie my broda

What's happening to the bank stocks,who's buying 'em up

Why all the premature ejaculation because of this "failed" move
Where are they doing the test and who is gonna carry out the tests,I won't put it beyond those age cheats to arrange the results of even MRI bone scans

2tait:
The tollgate at the Murtala Mohammed Local Airport Ikeja Lagos is apparently the most expensive toll gate in Nigeria. The minimum toll is N100.

I think you mean the toll gate at the International airport
Those guys are so rudely unprofessional,they're more interested in how they can skim something on the side than on collecting the tolls quickly so the traffic can flow freely

And for those of you peeps that don't need a weight loss plan,check this out;

[size=14pt]Weight Loss Plan[/size]


A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"

He lost 63 pounds that week.

By the way,good point Negro man

How was Rotimi Amaechi able to keep those criminals at bay?

EMS speedwhat?
Are they still in existence

Dis Guy:
Expert calls for industry-based share reconstruction

Following calls by the Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) and other stakeholders in the Nigerian capital market on the need for banks, insurance companies and other quoted companies to reconstruct their shares to manageable level, an expert in the Nigerian capital market, Mr. Tunde Adeyemi, has called on the regulatory authorities to adopt an industry-based capital restructuring approach in this regard.

He also bemoaned the effect the high number of issued shares posed on the earnings of quoted companies.
According to Adeyemi, who is a Senior Research Fellow, Davids Business Academy and Managing Director, DHTL Capital Management Limited, there is an urgent need for the authorities in the capital market to review their listing and post-listing requirements, pegging the number of issued shares for each sector in the capital market.

He noted that pegging the maximum number of shares to be distributed by quoted companies, will help guide the companies in the reconstruction of their shares and also help increase the value of the companies.

He said, “The NSE’s decision to increase the nominal value of shares to N1, is a step in the right direction, but is not the only step to be taken in ensuring a proper share reconstruction exercise by these companies. There is the need for the authorities to introduce an industry-based capital restructuring, pegging the number of issued shares in each sector. This will guide the companies in undertaking share reconstruction and will help give value to their shares.”
vanguard

Good or bad ?

Let them zoom in on the bank stocks

Oh,sorry guys just stumbled on a newslink and I wish to add the "actor" as another one of the best comedians of all time,please give it up for

Umaru Musa Yar'Adua

http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/news/article02//indexn2_html?pdate=170709&ptitle=I'll%20shame%20critics%20of%20seven-point%20agenda,%20says%20Yar'Adua

tubabie:
Seems Brashy has got himself here a dandy damsel

Son scooped a hot one

Best stand-up will be Alli,I go dye

Worst stand-up for me is definitely Teju babyface


The Best TV comic act will be Osuofia,Papi Luwe
For the worst, the winner is,,,,,,Mr Ibu (that dude is so irritating,no style,no class,clueless most of the time,plain dumb,very crass,,,,,,,,)

Virgohills:
Am Hillary aka Virgohills am born on 15th Sept.Mates please reach me 08034907322 am in Asaba Delta State.Cheers

StephenP,Gagnant,Ernalibot,GB777,Blackspade,lawrea,Kulus and Deekseen are your birthday mates here

abioke:
Thanks RASPUTI for your info. But please, let me know, the closure date is it 20th or 24th. Thanks.

Erm,make that Rasputinn
Closure date is 24th,but for you it's 20th

pussyboy:
I'm 11th. Waitin till september comes.

Aloib, bebelac1,imf,nthnymarce,Sexlover and lekzite are your birthmates on this thread,so holler

Another recipe for future crisis

agathamari:
@nezed what westernizing? a western woman would kill her husband for that. have you never heard of lorana bobbit? she cut her husbands penis off while he was sleeping. she isnt the only one to do that.

Oh c'mon Agatha, Lorana Bobbit? now was that a Nigerian or an African woman,how many polygamous families do you know in the US,even that extreme reaction of Lorana's,how many women have replicated it since over 16years ago that Lorana did it even in the US?

Point is that example is neither here nor there,I know of some associates who say that their wives don't really mind if they keep mistresses outside as long as they don't bring them home,and what beats me is that their wives are mostly beautiful and educated ladies.My dear things are happening that will truly shock you,just make enquiries

Quite interesting responses to the views in the OP
Talking about the OP,it seems so many Nigerian ladies have actually given their husbands the "licence to kill" ,too bad IMO

I saw the damage today,it was minimal and I doubt it will distrupt fuel supply from that facility,in any case even if it would,this attack WILL NEVER score any points with the government.Reason being that the atlas cove jetty and facility is only for receiving/discharging imported pms,ago and dpk,at worst,the attack may lead to a brief scarcity of those products and we all know that government does not REALLY care whether the products are scarce or not(need I remind us how many times in the past govt has caused the products to be scarce??)

So it will be better for the agitators,including MEND to look for more crude-oil-oriented targets,from where the FG gets its cheddah,that way all the servant-leaders and serpent-leaders will listen

Exactly what facility was this?
Is it confirmed as yet?

jamace:
FIRST BANK declared a dividend of #1.35 and a 1 for 6 bonus.

FirstBank Proposes N1.35 Dividend and 1F6 Bonus.
Details of the corporate results and benefits declared by First Bank of Nigeria Plc;
The Bank reported Gross Earnings of N218.287billion and a Profit Before Tax and exceptional items of N53.799billion, indicating a growth of 40.17 percent and 12.30 percent respectively. However, the Bank wrote off exceptional items worth N26.113billion which reduced the profit before tax to N27.686billion.
[flash=200,200][/flash]
In respect of the March 31, 2009 FYE, the Directors are recommending a dividend of N1.35k per share and a bonus of 1 for 6. The date of closure of register of members is July 20, 2009 to July 24, 2009 while payment date is August 24, 2009.
The company’s AGM is scheduled to hold on August 20, 2009.

[size=14pt]Yar’Adua to Name Oteh New SEC DG[/size]

http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=148580

bawomolo:
a separatist group demanding payments from the government it's fighting?

umm that doesn't sound so freedom fighter like.

True
And did they have to physically assault the governor ,they're Lucky Obi doesn't have the temperament of most governors I know,or even some myopic pro-biafra nairalanders I've noticed

Pussboy and Virgohills,be back at ya in a jiffy
Welcome

ade_gbemmy:
21st baby in da house

Hey Gbemmy,
Good to see you on our thread,what took you so long to show your face here, I know you've been on nairaland for quite sometime now.Hope you'll visit the thread often.Please note your birthday mates and at least give 'em a shout,spread love on the thread,y'kno 'at I mean?
N E wayz,this here's your birth mates Adeola81,Chinesedoll,El,Cruworld,Ztyle,Busuyi K and Photochyks
Holler

Martins is almost no longer with newcastle.He'll either go to Wolfsburg,Sevilla or Lyon where he'll earn GBP40K per week,half of what the Magpies paid him

Remove Ronaldinho from that list

[size=14pt]Another thinly-veiled neo-colonial action[/size]

And we finally missed out on the much needed beast of a midfielder in Melo
Happy now AW?

mukina2:
Baba get his name since
[img]http://anhonestclimatedebate.files./2008/10/witchdoctor.jpg[/img]

Muki

Cristalz:
Muki why are you exposing Eboue's uncle like this naw?

Ohh,Eboue's uncle,now I geddit
Ah,for a moment Muki make afraid catch me