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Govt land? |
I no dey see 'em |
Ascony:Hey you Ascony,reminds me of the two Ascons,viz ASCON filling station and the admin staff college of naija(ASCON) So brethren,which be thou? Don't mind me jare,I guess it's my way of saying we are glad to have you on the thread for the coolest people of the coolest month You are the first person repping your date of Sept 2 on this thread so look out for your bmates while our month draws near Boom Enjoy |
sunej:Hey Sunej,you don't mean it Hey man that's really unique to share same birthday with ur girlfriend I know d two of you'll be in a competition to out-give each other on your birthday Awwwwwwwwww,how sweet Anyways before we all go mushy mushy Be reminded that you and your gal share same birthday with Temtenbula and Chat2mebac Ciao |
stillwater:I'm good Hw 'bout urself Now don't be taking off on us like that,you know we miss you when you do so ![]() |
Really no big deal about the bearish market any longer With access to liquidity I know a lot of peeps will apply the hurry up and wait law i.e hurry up and load up on some stocks;THEN WAIT for whenever for ROI |
@ Iwerebor Thnx,but that's the link I've always had but NSE sent me a mail to activate it and the activation link won't work |
@ Poster Snoring is not a bad habit,it's not even a habit It's a medical condition that can be controlled |
WHICH WAY NIGERIA,CAN YOU BEAT THIS Juju Scam: Yar’Adua Orders Probe of NDDC Boss President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua has ordered an investigation into allegations that the Chairman of the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC), Ambassador Sam Edem, spent N1billion to secure the services of a sorcerer to employ spiritual means to enable him secure contracts from the Akwa Ibom State Government. The President also directed the Inspector General of Police, Mike Okiro, and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to get to the root of the matter. Edem was also alleged to have burnt N270 million at a Port Harcourt cemetery, which he later bathed with in order to realise his wishes from the state government functionaries. According to a statement made by the sorcerer, Dr. Perekambowei Ogah, also known as Matthew Sonoma, at the Zone 5 Police Headquarters in Benin, Edo State and published in the latest edition of Newswatch magazine, Edem paid into his executive savings account at the Ughelli, Delta State branch of one of the new generation banks, N15 million to make some sacrifice in order to retain his position as NNDC chairman when the board was dissolved. Ogah also claimed to have received three different requests from Edem notably to work on the Akwa Ibom State Governor, Dr. Godswill Akpabio, in order to secure contracts from him; to kill the Managing Director of NDDC, Mr. Timi Alaibe, who also works in the same office with him to enable him have his way in decision making processes and to work on Vice-President Goodluck Jonathan to always provide him support if there is any plan to remove him. For the above tasks, Ogah charged N570,000,000 for which Edem paid in instalments of N220,000,000, N50,000.000 and N40,000.000 respectively amounting to N310,000.000 with a balance of N260.000.000. According to the sorcerer, at the expiration of the date for Alaibe’s demise, which never happened, Edem demanded a refund while Ogah stood his ground that the payment was not completed prompting Edem to report the matter to the police as a case of fraud. “That after the expiration of the period within which the said Timi Alaibe was to die, the petitioner came to ask me why the charm did not work and I told him that his (Alaibe’s) spirit is too strong. On that note he grew annoyed and asked me to refund the money he paid for Timi’s work,” he said. The NDDC chairman in his statement at the same Zone 5 Police headquarters, Benin, said he was under a spell when he made the payments. According to him, “The amount of money the fraudster collected from me through the hypnotic spell is about N800million. The extortion spread over months and were always with death threats to my person and family members, friends and staff”.[/color] |
Nobody is saying any unmeritted/irregular status elevation should not be corrected,hence I didn't dwell exclusively on the topic per se,I only drew correlating analogies.You may not catch the drift if you just read my post on the surface,look deeper and more intellectually |
Big B1: What is your pointDuhhhh Presido1:Bigger duhhhhhh [quote author]Don't you understand parable [quote][/quote] ![]() |
Sauce,where you |
[b]JAMES IBORI and BUKOLA SARAKI @ work First they made yar When the uninitiated thought they'd seen the last act in the bizzare and macabre drama @ the EFCC,the lead actors;JAMES IBORI and BUKOLA SARAKI decided they still had one last (you wish) act left ;enter Ibrahim Magu.Yes Ibrahim Magu,that erstwhile head of corporate governance,that "Arrow" that refused to listen to several entreaties from Ibori and co to soft-pedal,yes that Magu who had earlier been posted out of the EFCC,needed to be taught a lesson. First his Lagos house was raided on the denied order of Farida.They took everything takeable. You'd think they'd let him be,you're wrong.It was gathered that the man was @ home when his Lagos home was raided,but cos he locked the raiders out for 4hrs,Ibori,Saraki Jnr and their henchmen namely Farida and the AGF Michael I-don't-care,had a brainwave that Magu must have utilised the 4hrs he locked the raiders out to probably swallow some sensitive documents which he now faxed to his Abuja home,hence that place too had to be raided.However having failed to see any of the so-called documents as Magu was alleged to now be storing them in his stomach,he had to be arrested so they'll be sure that the sensitive documents won't get to the Enter Ribadu.Of course how could they allow that pompous brat to go away with all that humiliation he meted to them(Ibori)and was almost meting to them (Odili/Saraki),no way,there was no forgiving ribadu,even if it's the last thing they did,as long as they Bukola hand-picked Yar alost and took him to OBJ FOR for endorsement as PDP flag bearer and Ibori largely bank-rolled the campaigns(with stolen monies from Delta State),Ribadu must be screwed as they always have the president's ears. He(Ribadu)is lucky he still has some few loyalists in the force (who graciously tipped him off) as he would have been arrested yesterday. However,the collosal mistake he made was to have agreed to proceed on the Kuru course,he should have resigned from the force (@ least to 4da remove from this govt's credibility or lack of it) and proceeded to the US to take up that job @ the UN(i'm 100% they would have accomodated him @ the UN) FOOTNOTE Pray tell,which Parry Osayande is the PSC chairman,I hope not the same Parry that arrested Anini and co as CP Bendel,who later got into trouble cos of the way he was handling the murder of George Idah(slain Oredo LG chairman)which cost him his job eventually. If he's the same one,then it's a shame how he has been trying to justify Ribadu's demotion,a real shame[/b] |
Hmmmmmmmm,with all the mutual inter-ethnic disdain and hatred I've seen on this thread I really wonder |
shigidi: ![]() you no serious o shigi baba so fof2 na lull killa now abi Anyway as you don show face I wan take position for FBN 1 for 4 and some system ready cross deals,so make I come collect facility of N40million from ur hand,as my bank dey ask for 26% interest rate,I know say you go giv me for 19% |
@ All Does anyone know a quick link where I can get the daily stock positions on the NSE,I mean the one that indicates upward price movements in green,downward in red and non-movers in blue just like it used to be in the old NSE link before they started asking for link activation that doesn't work. PS;The TRW link is not bad but I need something more detailed as above Thx |
Hey peeps,y'all may need to update your profiles by including a means of contacting you email,phone or the like(if you've not already)so fellow september peps who may choose y'all as favourites may reach you with their PMs and arrange for gift exchanges |
They are right and wrong |
FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC AUDITED YEAR-END RESULT FOR THE PERIOD ENDED 31 MARCH 2008 TURNOVER 155.290 PROFIT BEFORE TAX 47.690 TAXATION -10.670 PROFIT AFTER TAX 36.540 PROPOSED DIVIDEND N1.20 PROPOSED BONUS 1 FOR 4 CLOSURE DATE 8TH AUGUST, 2008 PAYMENT DATE 29TH AUGUST, 2008 |
Since I bought my ECONET SIM card some five years ago,I've changed phones more than seven times,yet all of the phones(including the one I'm using now) have always refused to comply with the new names and have always displayed ECONET on the screen despite their numerous name changes,so it doesn't really make any difference to me |
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwns |
Who owns the land,what titles do you have,where exactly in mowe are the plots ?? |
For me,Hamburg has won the tourney already,wonder if it exposed any lapses on our side |
megastu:Exactly |
Hannibal:Yea right |
[b]How was church today folks I had a very wonderful time in the house of the Lord as today was the monthly thankgiving day in my church. Really had fun praising Him,dancing and playing the shekere Thank God for seeing us into yet another month in the year Now if anyone thinks they have nothing to praise God for,just cast your mind back to the number of deaths you heard of in July.[/b] |
Hw'z d weekend turning out |
A JOKE ABOUT THE DUMB LAWYER [b]One weekend a lawyer from Abuja decided to go bird hunting in Warri. The lawyer drove to Warri and found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches it fall to the ground on the other side of the fence. The lawyer, thinking to himself that's my bird I have to go get it, climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over the farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird." The lawyer says to him " your bird no no no I shot this bird it is mine." "No" says the farmer,"it landed on my property it is mine." "Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you , you will lose and I will get the duck." "No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here in Warri, we use the kick me,I kick you rule." "Ok" says the lawyer, how does that work?" "I kick you three times as hard as I can, then you kick me as hard as you can three time and we keep going until one of us gives up." "Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go." "I'll go first" says the famer. So the famer kicks the lawyer as hard as he can in the groin. And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the famer kicks him right in the face. Now just as the lawyer is thinking what did I get myself into, the farmer kicks him in the stomach,lawyer doubles over,writhing in pain.When the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain and he gets back on his feet he says to the farmer,ok now it's my turn. No the farmer says, "I qive up,you can have the duck." [/b] |
A JOKE ABOUT A LAWYER CROSS-EXAMINING A DOCTOR IN COURT Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people |
A JOKE ABOUT A LAWYER AND A DEFENDANT IN COURT Lawyer: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? Defendant: Oral. |
@ Gamine Who do you think you're kidding There's no groove in your hood,that's why your here ![]() Why not just decamp,if it's possible that is |
cruworld:Proud to be 1 2 Your bmates thus far are Adeola81,Chinesedoll and El Sit back and enjoy the parrrrrrrtey |
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