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PropertiesRe: Plots Of Land Available At Lekki by rasputinn(m): 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2008
Govt land?
FashionRe: Why Do Girls Dress To Kill At Shoprite? by rasputinn(m): 12:30pm On Aug 08, 2008
I no dey see 'em
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 12:23pm On Aug 08, 2008
Ascony:
Hi guys. guess i missed out on the begining of the thread. Anyway I am september 2nd 19 huh huh
Anybody in the house with the same date?
Hey you Ascony,reminds me of the two Ascons,viz ASCON filling station and the admin staff college of naija(ASCON)
So brethren,which be thou?
Don't mind me jare,I guess it's my way of saying we are glad to have you on the thread for the coolest people of the coolest month
You are the first person repping your date of Sept 2 on this thread so look out for your bmates while our month draws near
Boom
Enjoy
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 12:11pm On Aug 08, 2008
sunej:
Am september 26 same as my Girl Friend!
Hey Sunej,you don't mean it
Hey man that's really unique to share same birthday with ur girlfriend
I know d two of you'll be in a competition to out-give each other on your birthday
Awwwwwwwwww,how sweet
Anyways before we all go mushy mushy
Be reminded that you and your gal share same birthday with Temtenbula and Chat2mebac
Ciao
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 12:02pm On Aug 08, 2008
stillwater:
Hello rasputinn, how r u doing? grin
I'm good
Hw 'bout urself
Now don't be taking off on us like that,you know we miss you when you do so wink wink wink
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 12:00pm On Aug 08, 2008
Really no big deal about the bearish market any longer
With access to liquidity I know a lot of peeps will apply the hurry up and wait law
i.e hurry up and load up on some stocks;THEN WAIT for whenever for ROI
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 4:42pm On Aug 07, 2008
@ Iwerebor

Thnx,but that's the link I've always had but NSE sent me a mail to activate it and the activation link won't work
RomanceRe: When Your Partner Snores: by rasputinn(m): 4:27pm On Aug 07, 2008
@ Poster

Snoring is not a bad habit,it's not even a habit
It's a medical condition that can be controlled
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 4:20pm On Aug 07, 2008
WHICH WAY NIGERIA,CAN YOU BEAT THIS

Juju Scam: Yar’Adua Orders Probe of NDDC Boss



President  Umaru Musa Yar’Adua has ordered an investigation into allegations that the Chairman of the Niger Delta Development  Commission (NDDC), Ambassador Sam  Edem, spent N1billion to secure the services of a sorcerer to employ spiritual means to enable him secure contracts from the Akwa Ibom State Government.
The President also directed the Inspector General of Police, Mike Okiro, and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) to get to the root of the matter.
Edem was also alleged to have burnt N270 million at a Port Harcourt cemetery, which he later bathed with in order to realise his wishes from the state government functionaries.
According to a statement made by the sorcerer, Dr. Perekambowei Ogah, also known as Matthew Sonoma, at the Zone 5 Police Headquarters in Benin, Edo State and published in the latest edition of Newswatch magazine, Edem paid into his executive savings account at the Ughelli, Delta State branch of one of the new generation banks, N15 million to make some sacrifice in order to retain his position as NNDC chairman when the board was dissolved.
Ogah also claimed to have received three different requests from Edem notably to work on the Akwa Ibom State Governor, Dr. Godswill Akpabio, in order to secure contracts from him; to kill the Managing Director of NDDC, Mr. Timi Alaibe, who also works in the same office with him to enable him have his way in decision making processes and to work on Vice-President Goodluck  Jonathan to always provide him support if there is any plan to remove him.
For the above tasks, Ogah charged N570,000,000 for which Edem paid in instalments of N220,000,000, N50,000.000 and N40,000.000 respectively amounting to N310,000.000 with a balance of N260.000.000.
According to the sorcerer, at the expiration of the date for Alaibe’s demise, which never happened, Edem demanded a refund while Ogah stood his ground that the payment was not completed prompting Edem to report the matter to the police as a case of fraud.
“That after the expiration of the period within which the said Timi Alaibe was to die, the petitioner came to ask me why the charm did not work and I told him that his (Alaibe’s) spirit is too strong. On that note he grew annoyed and asked me to refund the money he paid for Timi’s work,” he said.
The NDDC chairman in his statement at the same Zone 5 Police headquarters, Benin, said he was under a spell when he made the payments.
According to him, “The amount of money the fraudster collected from me through the hypnotic spell is about N800million. The extortion spread over months and were always with death threats to my person and family members, friends and staff”.[/color]
PoliticsRe: Police Demotes Ribadu- Ex Efcc Boss by rasputinn(m): 7:37pm On Aug 06, 2008
Nobody is saying any unmeritted/irregular status elevation should not be corrected,hence I didn't dwell exclusively on the topic per se,I only drew correlating analogies.You may not catch the drift if you just read my post on the surface,look deeper and more intellectually
PoliticsRe: Police Demotes Ribadu- Ex Efcc Boss by rasputinn(m): 7:31pm On Aug 06, 2008
Big B1: What is your point
Duhhhh

Presido1: grin grin grin
Bigger duhhhhhh

[quote author]Don't you understand parable
[quote][/quote]wink wink wink
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 3:54pm On Aug 06, 2008
Sauce,where you
PoliticsRe: Police Demotes Ribadu- Ex Efcc Boss by rasputinn(m): 3:36pm On Aug 06, 2008
[b]JAMES IBORI and BUKOLA SARAKI @ work

First they made yar alost adua (it wasn't okiro) ease him out of office via operation kurugate,re-deployed so many stubborn and unfriendly operatives away from the EFCC,then they allowed Lamorde to hold brief briefly(cos they knew that Lamorde as EFCC chair will mean that the status quo ante will persist as Lamorde = Ribadu,to a very large extent) while they packaged their main man,Femi Babafemi to take over as EFCC chairman,but they had a quick rethink following the negative security reports they got about that plan,hence they quickly shopped for a senior  and well decorated officer(ex) to occupy the post;enter Farida Waziri(who had earlier stood as surety for some officials (Akume for one)being prosecuted for corruption by the EFCC ).

When the uninitiated thought they'd seen the last act in the bizzare and macabre drama @ the EFCC,the lead actors;JAMES IBORI and BUKOLA SARAKI decided they still had one last (you wish) act left ;enter Ibrahim Magu.Yes Ibrahim Magu,that erstwhile head of corporate governance,that "Arrow" that refused to listen to several entreaties from Ibori and co to soft-pedal,yes that Magu who had earlier been posted out of the EFCC,needed to be taught a lesson.

First his Lagos house was raided on the denied order of Farida.They took everything takeable.
You'd think they'd let him be,you're wrong.It was gathered that the man was @ home when his Lagos home was raided,but cos he locked the raiders out for 4hrs,Ibori,Saraki Jnr and their henchmen namely Farida and the AGF Michael I-don't-care,had a brainwave that Magu must have utilised the 4hrs he locked the raiders out to probably swallow some sensitive documents which he now faxed to his Abuja home,hence that place too had to be raided.However having failed to see any of the so-called documents as Magu was alleged to now be storing them in his stomach,he had to be arrested so they'll be sure that the sensitive documents won't get to the right wrong hands

Enter Ribadu.Of course how could they allow that pompous brat to go away with all that humiliation he meted to them(Ibori)and was almost meting to them (Odili/Saraki),no way,there was no forgiving ribadu,even if it's the last thing they did,as long as they Bukola hand-picked Yar alost and took him to OBJ FOR for endorsement as PDP flag bearer and Ibori largely bank-rolled the campaigns(with stolen monies from Delta State),Ribadu must be screwed as they always have the president's ears.

He(Ribadu)is lucky he still has some few loyalists in the force (who graciously tipped him off) as he would have been arrested yesterday.

However,the collosal mistake he made was to have agreed to proceed on the Kuru course,he should have resigned from the force (@ least to 4da remove from this govt's credibility or lack of it) and proceeded to the US to take up that job @ the UN(i'm 100% they would have accomodated him @ the UN)

FOOTNOTE

Pray tell,which Parry Osayande is the PSC chairman,I hope not the same Parry that arrested Anini and co as CP Bendel,who later got into trouble cos of the way he was handling the murder of George Idah(slain Oredo LG chairman)which cost him his job eventually.
If he's the same one,then it's a shame how he has been trying to justify Ribadu's demotion,a real shame[/b]
PoliticsRe: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by rasputinn(m): 1:56pm On Aug 05, 2008
Hmmmmmmmm,with all the mutual inter-ethnic disdain and hatred I've seen on this thread
I really wonder
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 9:32am On Aug 05, 2008
shigidi:
father of 2, ibeg please come and lets killo this nse lull.
grin grin grin grin grin
you no serious o shigi baba
so fof2 na lull killa now abi
Anyway as you don show face I wan take position for FBN 1 for 4 and some system ready cross deals,so make I come collect facility of N40million from ur hand,as my bank dey ask for 26% interest rate,I know say you go giv me for 19%
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 9:07am On Aug 05, 2008
@ All

Does anyone know a quick link where I can get the daily stock positions on the NSE,I mean the one that indicates upward price movements in green,downward in red and non-movers in blue just like it used to be in the old NSE link before they started asking for link activation that doesn't work.

PS;The TRW link is not bad but I need something more detailed as above
Thx
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 8:23pm On Aug 04, 2008
Hey peeps,y'all may need to update your profiles by including a means of contacting you email,phone or the like(if you've not already)so fellow september peps who may choose y'all as favourites may reach you with their PMs and arrange for gift exchanges
PoliticsRe: To Hell With Your Oil, North Tells South by rasputinn(m): 1:02pm On Aug 04, 2008
They are right and wrong
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by rasputinn(m): 7:12pm On Aug 03, 2008
FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC AUDITED YEAR-END RESULT FOR THE PERIOD ENDED 31 MARCH 2008


TURNOVER
155.290

PROFIT BEFORE TAX
47.690


TAXATION
-10.670

PROFIT AFTER TAX
36.540


PROPOSED DIVIDEND
N1.20




PROPOSED BONUS
1 FOR 4





CLOSURE DATE
8TH AUGUST, 2008



PAYMENT DATE
29TH AUGUST, 2008
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celtel Changes Name To 'Zain Nigeria Ltd' by rasputinn(m): 6:37pm On Aug 03, 2008
Since I bought my ECONET SIM card some five years ago,I've changed phones more than seven times,yet all of the phones(including the one I'm using now) have always refused to comply with the new names and have always displayed ECONET on the screen despite their numerous name changes,so it doesn't really make any difference to me
Nairaland GeneralRe: Celtel Changes Name To 'Zain Nigeria Ltd' by rasputinn(m): 6:28pm On Aug 03, 2008
yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwns
PropertiesRe: Plots Of Land For Sale At Ofadaland, Mowe @220k/plot by rasputinn(m): 6:20pm On Aug 03, 2008
Who owns the land,what titles do you have,where exactly in mowe are the plotshuh??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 6:16pm On Aug 03, 2008
For me,Hamburg has won the tourney already,wonder if it exposed any lapses on our side
PropertiesRe: Plots Of Land Available At Lekki by rasputinn(m): 5:41pm On Aug 03, 2008
megastu:
Lekki is wide, be precise on your location.
Exactly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by rasputinn(m): 5:37pm On Aug 03, 2008
Hannibal:
What a dive by Van Persie.
Yea right
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 5:28pm On Aug 03, 2008
[b]How was church today folks
I had a very wonderful time in the house of the Lord as today was the monthly thankgiving day in my church.
Really had fun praising Him,dancing and playing the shekere
Thank God for seeing us into yet another month in the year
Now if anyone thinks they have nothing to praise God for,just cast your mind back to the number of deaths you heard of in July.
[/b]
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 1:36pm On Aug 02, 2008
Hw'z d weekend turning out
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 2:19pm On Aug 01, 2008
A JOKE ABOUT THE DUMB LAWYER

[b]One weekend a lawyer from Abuja decided to go bird hunting in Warri. The lawyer drove to Warri and found a good hunting spot near a farm. The lawyer sees a bird, shoots it and watches it fall to the ground on the other side of the  fence.

The lawyer, thinking to himself that's my bird I have to go get it, climbs the fence retrieves the bird and climbs back. Just as he gets back over the farmer comes up to him and says, "give me my bird." The lawyer says to him " your bird no no no I shot this bird it is mine."

"No" says the farmer,"it landed on my property it is mine." "Look" says the lawyer, "I am a lawyer, I will sue you , you will lose and I will get the duck." "No" says the farmer, "that's not how we do it here in Warri, we use the kick me,I kick you rule."

"Ok" says the lawyer, how does that work?" "I kick you three times as hard as I can, then you kick me as hard as you can three time and we keep going until one of us gives up." "Fine" says the lawyer, "let's go." "I'll go first" says the famer. So the famer kicks the lawyer as hard as he can in the groin.

And just as lawyer is bent over in pain the famer kicks him right in the face. Now just as the lawyer is thinking what did I get myself into, the farmer kicks him in the stomach,lawyer doubles over,writhing in pain.When the lawyer gets over the agonizing pain and he gets back on his feet  he says  to the farmer,ok now it's my turn. No the farmer says, "I qive up,you can have the duck." [/b]
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 2:04pm On Aug 01, 2008
A JOKE ABOUT A LAWYER CROSS-EXAMINING A DOCTOR IN COURT

Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
Doctor: All my autopsies are performed on dead people
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 2:00pm On Aug 01, 2008
A JOKE ABOUT A LAWYER AND A DEFENDANT IN COURT

Lawyer: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
Defendant: Oral.
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 1:56pm On Aug 01, 2008
@ Gamine

Who do you think you're kidding
There's no groove in your hood,that's why your here grin grin grin grin
Why not just decamp,if it's possible that is
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by rasputinn(op): 1:43pm On Aug 01, 2008
cruworld:
September 21st Proud to be a virgo cheesy
Proud to be 1 2
Your bmates thus far are Adeola81,Chinesedoll and El
Sit back and enjoy the parrrrrrrtey

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