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Yo mamma so ugly she mistaken 4 a horror film make uped acttress

Yo mamma so senceless she forgot what her name was.

Yo mamma so fat she said she cldnt see her p***y

Am laughing my butt out,droping tears.i cnt find my fone.

Its all nice.

Yo mamma so dumb she mistaken me for ur dad,and i had my way

Yo mamma so stupid she mistaken a dick for banana

Dismantle

Yo mamma so dumb she came last in a dumb class.


Yo mamma so short she as to take d toilet paper with a 10inchs stick.

Yo mamma so stupid! When i rang d bell she went 2 check d microwave.

Yo mamma so stupid! When i rang d bell she went 2 check d microwave.

Celebration

May d GOD of thunder strikes who so ever probes him,what for? I simple go with his idea cos in a very lousy way he as told them "am sick and tired of your bull shits" may GOD bless him.
But 2 be honest he shld av taken d flag and celebrate 4 d pride of being a nigerian nt 4 does nut sport association.

U gt dat frm basketmouth cos dats my farvourite part.

Yo mamma so fat if she walk in front of my tv i miss a whole series.

What do u tink shes been doin all dis while?

Wow lol!

@ MP007
whatever u like c,she doest gv a Bleep 2 suckers like u cos even as much as u saying shes a celeb bitch,if u are allowd 2 Bleep dat bicth u wld,watch ur mouth.punk

@ topic
shes reli beautiful and as got d nicest body structure dats y shes been cald d most beautiful black celeb.it isnt easy now.

Am sori man av had 2 much of dis joke nd its funny 2 me no more,

If i wz d guy i wld also forgot i proposed 2 her,


the question now is,what would u do if u were d guy?

They was a lady who was very cautious about sex cos she wants 2 marry as a virgin, she did all she can to avoid guys,passing tru d university was a serious problem 4 her cos they was too much presure on her,but she managed 2 gt tru it,all dis while she had a guy who as always be with her and planned 2 gt married with her which she knew,so she dint let him av sex with her,telling him utill they gt married,he had like it cos its wld b a pleasure 4 him 2 marry a virgin,bt he wnt tru hell nt touching her 4 d past 4 years he as known her,so it came this faithful day they got married,u know they wld av 2 av sex that nyt,yeah they did,bt sumtin happen she wasnt a virgin d gvy wz reli mad asking himself what has he be thinking, when he asked her,she said "o!! I forgot my 1st boyfriend disvirgined me"and d guy askd wen just a year ago.

I guess u ard addicted 2 know all dis.

Man i wont lie am addicted

Il burst his head

@ larynx
ok oga abeg whats ur age plz?

It wld b her pleasure,cos even a gorvernor wldnt gv her up to dat,2 dine with her.

There wz dis young lady who took her time to abstain frm sex through out her days in school, despiet all d disturbance nd temptation she gt frm guys,bt she gt it over with them even tru d university, afterwards she started working, she now met a guy she fell in love with,she now decide to lose her virginity to him cos he as shown so much intrest in her and av bin talking about geting married to her,so dis faithful nite came she got so soft for him,dey had dinner afterwards dey headed 2 d bed room,and had their way,when they were tru,d guy now said "am reli sori to say this, infact am regreting am saying this,i tot u were joking all this while,well am sori,its against our tradition to marry a virgin"


what do think would happen next?

Depression

Yeah ryt,vice vasa

Yeah man i lik ur last topic,i believe in him that way 2.

U are all sick