₦airaland Forum

Demallcrazy:
Me - Good day sir, how are u & ya family sir?

Sen. Saraki - good day to u 2. Who are u & how can I help u?

Me - sir am a concerned citizen & wouldn't mind if I can get a direct answer 4rm u.

Sen. Saraki - what is it? U want to ask a question or u are lookin 4 money?

Me - ah sir, ee never reach like dat nah, nah kweshion ah jez wan ask oo!

Sen. Saraki -
What's d question?

Me - sir nah when u gor retire 4rm ya senate president seat? because ee be like say...
Phone hangs up

Me - na wa oo!

This is Nairaland and not Jokesland buddy

modath:
Midolian , Goke7, tuale4u, seunmsg, folykaze, SOL , aresa , NgeneUkwenu, babacele , TheV0ice , malton , 989900 , Ratello (E huzband ) , TheGoodJoe, see saraki "loyal" friends.

Tonyebarcanista , firefire , na so una be ?

Mynd44, lalasticlala , hope you are "friends indeed" ?

You know what dear, this Saraki's case is really making me nervous, why? Tomorrow ought to be his final day in Court and eventual judgment but I know its not going to be hence, this bloody rogue will still preside over the Senate after tomorrow. I want that murderer to be duly served tomorrow...this is taking forever How on earth with these damning revelations about this bastard be this incriminating and he is still walking free am I dreaming reading this again?

ritababe:
where did she indicate that he's her husband?

Perhaps her maga no doubt

rusher14:
[b]Saraki considers himself a blue blood.

Royalty on earth with the whole of Nigeria his fiefdom and Kwara his footstool.

A prince is of the gods and unless he isn't in communion with the spirits who have bestowed him preternatural senses and supreme, invincible strength he can bow to no man or people.

He is a recidivist without penitence.

Alas, the noose has tightened around his gullet but he is on a morphine high.

His henchmen have began to desert him yet the Prince assumes a lunch break.

The last roll of the dice is a constitutional ammendment which cannot be assumed by the upper house alone and certainly too late for his conviction.

The gallows are strung, the crowd is baying for blood and blood would be shed.

A sacrifice for our democracy and a banner for all to see.

Your ambition might actually be worth the blood of someone.... The blood of Bukola Saraki.

Blue blood doesn't drip.

Blue blood simply reverts to default.

Alas, Saraki you are human.
[/b]

I can wager those were the words those funky Alfas used to deceive him now he is going to "dance galala" alone to Kuje...

I hope Olubukola is reading this? Bloody rogue.....thought provoking piece

RoyalBoutique:
Nairalanders, please its called SUV and not JEEP.

JEEP is the name of a company, like Honda and Toyota.

Thanks.

Get lost......

Imagine the bastard forming "above the law" despite the warnings from his fetish late father....

tarekamos:
Dogara is wiser than omo baba oloye. You know Bukola is a very proud person and lack respect even for pple that are his father's age mates. I don't blame him because Ilorin pple, i mean very elderly Ilorin pple usually greet him bending down position. This has entered this looter's head. See you after Tribunal tmrow for more revelations of how Bukola mismanaged the little resources of Kwarans.

You have spoken well.....

modath:
"To the left,To the right" Dig am well.

Oh my God this babe will kill me such a good sense of humor u got for this receive this "husbanda blessings" this cool Sunday Morning.....

modath:
Who are MO to say NO?

I DO..

*tears of joy*
Come let's dance.....

godfirstawe:
From Saraki'a body language, he is not ready to resign.

Sooner or later, we shall know the truth and it will set us free.

Some people think they can eat their cake and have it, you are docked at a court, you went to another court to stop it, now you are trying to change the laws that you are being tried against.

To what ends


A dog that will go astray will never listen to the whistle of the Hunter.

Call it political witch hunting or segregation, I am happy one of the giants stampeding us is docked and I pray he is jailed.

My brother for daring his "Seniors" Saraki will be jailed and he will cease to be Senate President this month. He will shed tears.....

modath:
Everybody don dey gba kontro..



Is Dino by any chance reprising the role of Tortoise in the tale of " A o merin joba, ewe ku ewele" ?

Dino Dino, it's too late to turn back now!!

Please be my e-wife, even though we are not all the time on the same page your investigative e-journalism here is second to none. Consider my proposal Modath......

Watching in 3D this unfolding KungFu Ninja man method to pight kwarapshin

OrIandoOwoh:
Buhari has a hand in this! He will pay in due time!

He who the gods wants to kill they first make mad.

He must pay!

I thought you love Buhari so much, why the sudden change.

MrTeCO:
And what will you say of all the North intended plans included in the 2016 budget ?? Check well n u'll that Buhari x getting the North ready for Nigeria's demarcation....hv u asked y he's spending billions in the Northern sides to get oil....why didn't they Remove the Kaduna rail project 4rm the budget as they did to the embattled Calabar rail project. Am not a tribalist but check well what's going on in the country and u'll see that this govt is all about the North even b4 now. Its just that Buhari is completing the final works.




N wait bro, is Dangote the only industrialist in the country...the CBN has already giving him a loan for the Tomato plant he built. Which other tribe industrialist have they helped even in the midst of this country's current economic condition. Plssss plssss let's all not forget that this govt is trying hard to suppress other tribes from gaining more grounds economically. If u wana knw hw deep this country has gone to do that then go n ask any big Igbo industrialist the last time he imported goods into the country or u do a background check on how many tribes do importation business in the country more than the Southerners. See am not saying that the loan is bad but don't tell me that the loan given to Dangote was for Nigeria@large. It was for Dangote alone n Buhari help secured dat 4 him.


P.S...have never seen a situation where another country lends money to an industrialist from another country. Check very well n if u see, just lemme knw n I'll delete my prv Comment. Thanks.

Bro don't talk too much, what you wrote up there is only meant for the wise. Only fools doubt proofs.....sail on bro. #Respect

I don't think Chief Oluyemisi Falae collected that money for his personal use, it was based on agreement between SDP, a party he represented then and PDP (then government of the day) for mobilization of party members to the then ruling party.

ridwanomooba:
1.       In the last five months, the name ‘Saraki’ more than ever before has become a household name. The name is mentioned in a million times daily across Nigeria and beyond. However you view him, Saraki is the single most popular political figure in Nigeria today ahead of President Buhari and Olusegun Obasanjo #RESPECT
 
2.    Newspapers can’t sell without putting Saraki’s name or face on their front pages or headlines. This is what the journalists call ‘free press’ whereby you get a mention on the front pages of Nigerian newspapers without paying a dime! #RESPECT
 
3.     Saraki has cut a picture of a larger-than-life dogged fighter, one that is seemingly capable of taking on a war with the Lagos Mafia, and all the other Mafias, without blinking an eye! #RESPECT
 
4.   Saraki has successfully helped Nigeria revive the hitherto comatose Code of Conduct Tribunal. So many people didn’t know that a Justice Danladi ever existed anywhere on the face of the planet until now. #RESPECT
 
5.    In Nigeria today, on the streets, in the markets or in the taxis, either rightly or wrongly, Saraki is now viewed as a billionaire in the real sense of it, with some even saying he’s richer than Dangote. Can you beat that! #RESPECT
 
NO MATTER HOW THEY TRY, OMO OLOYE IS ALWAYS ONTOP OF HIS GAMES. THIS TOO SHALL PASS!
 
Tunji Balogun

It is not good to be a slave to your fellow human being....if you think Saraki is enjoying this show I can only laugh at your folly. Deep down in his heart, he wants to resign but pride would not.

......but what is the meaning of this nonsense now so make I go use kettle boil beans or what

gretblue:
08024544666. Or 08054409450. Text him he might not want to pick because of the atrocity he has committed but 100% sure those are his lines.

Thanks my bro.....imagine the last 3 digits of his Airtel number it must have been "satanically arranged for the bastard from the pit of hell" ......666

......and these are the set of human-demons we are banking on to take Nigeria out of this economic doldrums and also fight corruption? if that bastard Saraki is not removed from the Senate and dispatched to Kuje this month then Nigeria is a certified Zoo.

sammyj:
Saraki should have respect himself before this gets out of hand!!!

Too late Buddy.... Damn too late for Saraki trust me Saraki's case has long been concluded at least going by the submission of Oyegun. The arrogant bastard don't deserve my pity nor any reasonable person's pity. Saraki will leave that seat this month. 18th April come quickly......

babdap:
Once you hear the name saraki what comes to my mind is Kuje prison inmates in the making. Even though I hv never been to prison in my entire life I want to belief that kuje prison is better than Agodi, Isale- Oko and Ilesha maximum prison.

......and to add to it, he might be guests to gay lovers in that Kuje no doubt

Abeg na who get that Saraki full numbers sef make he share am.....

TANTUMERGO007:
he was a great man, his MANHOOD is eternal







NNAMDI will surely get to that height

Which Nnamdi? Forget, there can only be one Eze Ndigbo Gburu Gburu 1 and that is, Ikemba Nnewi, Chukwuemeka Ojukwu.

ATERI:
And those your embedded complexities wouldn`t have been there if world bank had given us that loan? A loan from the world bank ties you to all the imperialist West while a bilateral loan ties you to one country. That is one single advantage you musn`t ignore. Have you ever heard of counter-trade before? Yea, another evidence that Buhari doesn`t know what he is doing. The difference between people like you and Buhari is that you enjoy being slaves to the West while Buhari and Buharists don`t.

Even before you know my political leaning you have already judged me, my condemnation of this bogus Chinese loan is premised on the current economic woes we are currently....you can't borrow yourself to financial emancipation and this is what Fayose stood for, my post did not indicate anything Western assistance so I wondered where that one popped out from? be calm next time. Good afternoon.

hemartins:
Hmmmm. If these analysis are true then we are in for it but I know the president wouldn't do anything deliberate to impede the country's progress.
His actions are geared towards a better Nigeria.

Believe that Buhari knows what he is doing at your own peril sometimes I laugh at naive-mindef ones here who think governance is like ABC. Trust me, Nigeria has no business borrowing that loan in the first place especially when a President who still relies on his analogue way of reasoning in a digital age. This loan will end up being Nigeria undoings in the scheme of things. Just follow the analysis of Fayose meditatively you will understand the complexities embedded in loans, grants, favours from developed nations to developing ones.......may God help Nigeria from this one chance government.

I pity Dele Momodu...that's all!

Rubbish...

To even think that the Op is a human being is laughable..... Try to fear God if truly you are a HUMAN BEING...no politician in Nigeria is worth your defense that is if you are truly human. Read Romans 1: 28

modath:
You forgot Trade bank!

I also agree with you, Bubu in trying to avoid dictator tag allowed this disaster!! Now he gast to do what he gast to do! No two ways about it!

America breached intn'l


One thing I know for sure is that the amendment won't stand, the 2/3 he's banking on that are wheedling things out of him will be poof like smoke when push comes to shove...

240 from reps & 73 senators? Goodluck with that!! (pun intended)

The time to act is now....I want that Sarakthief dude kicked out this month or else Buhari go hear am because he is doing badly at the moment and this is what the SINators are capitalising on to bring the executive to their knees.